Newcastle Banter Archive May 08 2012

08 May 2012 22:00:52
Guaranteed at least 5th after that Liverpool win tonight. Seem's amazing that by Sunday night we could be anywhere between 3rd and 5th.
Onward and upward - Up the toon!

Sorry toon fans,everton need 2 beat newcastle to make sure we finish above liverpool,dont expect easy game boys

Dont think there will be a mag thinking everton will be easy tbh as it will be a tough game believe me....

Aye, love playing the toffees, always a good old fashioned hard game. i think I speak for all mags when I say we like Everton, certainly more than your arrogant nostalgic under achieving neighbours.

The peoples clubs

08 May 2012 18:49:09
I've been told that Joss Labadie a young midfielder who has just came to the end of his contract at Tranmere could be coming to Newcastle for a trial in the coming weeks

08 May 2012 16:30:52
I drifted through this deserted wasteland some days ago and left a remark or two...Just been back on to see if there really IS life up there and I see I upset one or two of you people. Sorry about that - but console yourself on the fine season you have had. Pardew has now put the club in a position for the fat man to sell
at a huge profit. He'll have to do it quick though as I think everyone knows that this season's achievements
are a one-off

Puzzled

Who do you support?

As his name suggests he's not sure, whoever's winning. Clearly his team's doing nowt or the sad person wouldn't be on our page every day.

Again AND???

08 May 2012 15:18:06
What will newcastle do when ba and cisse leave for a big club??

Tony LFC

Who will Clueless Kenny waste money on this transfer window?

Why don't you go on the Man U page? Do they laugh at how desperate you are?

We'll buy new players, better ones. Have you not seen what we've been doing over the past two years.

Your baiting has really got to it's lowest point hasn't it? I'd be more worried about wasting another year in midtable, in the europa league, still bleating about how your history means you deserve the best players and should be in the Champion's league.

Or probably just play HBA and shola upfront and still finish above liverpool

Rumour has it that heskey is available on a free, and king kenny is ready to bid 20 million for his services once more!

What will Liverpool do when they finish outside the top 6 again next season, after wasting yet more money on garbage players, under a clueless manager. Get back to your own site and keep reminiscing about the good old days when you were actually a decent side.

"What will newcastle do when ba and cisse leave for a big club?"

Buy replacements. Provided they actually leave for a bigger club and considering none of the clubs need a new striker (Man Utd/City) nor can afford them (Tottenham), I just don't see them leaving.

Why does Luton Football Club want to know {Ed003's Note - They're LTFC ;) }

Well that rules your team out!

Tony lfc is a makem i think...is it the same tony who said last week that lfc would win chelsea........biggest club in liverpool is everton tony...

IF you are a Liverpool fan, I hope you're not suggesting Liverpool are one of these 'big' clubs you talk about. Why would any of our players join your club?

So lets look at the other contenders (within the premiership)

Chelsea - unlikely to be in the champions league, who knows who the manager will be, and more likely to sign big names from Europe.

Arsenal - made their big money signing already.

Man City - Cisse probably the only player they would look at but has only been in UK a few months and would cost a ridiculous amount.

Tottenham - no 'bigger' or 'better' at the moment.

Man U - traditionally Ferguson doesn't pay huge amounts for players from other Prem sides.

Any player who leaves will leave for money and our players seem to be happy playing for the club and the manager at the minute, so if they do go for a big payday - good riddance.

They wont go to a mid table club like yours

Maybe we could sell Lovenkrands to LFC for 30 million, sounds about right. we'll throw in Shola for an extra 25 million to sweeten the deal, that's good business KK, you know it makes sense.

08 May 2012 11:45:30
Id like us to swoop for our players before the Euros, therefore the players cost does not increase and other people will not know who we are after....

07 May 2012 23:17:11
Trophy count for this season

LFC 1-0 NUFC
I would do the all time count, but it would just embarrass you

LFC

You've just embarrassed yourself! £113 million for the carling cup! Really well done!

Well done mate, glad to see you got value for money with a penalty shoot out win over a confirmed championship side that has just been humped 5-0 on aggregate by West Ham. If that is what £100 million plus buys you these days, i'd be more than happy for our club not to risk going bankrupt in order to acheive it. I'm already looking forward to seeing who Dogleish wastes serious cash on again this time around. Perhaps another £100 million will grab you a deserved Europa league qualification next year. Jog on, have you not got bins to be going through, it is around breakfast time.
Col

Sorry, we're still a bit tied up fighting for a champions league place. Bet you'd swap that mickey mouse cup to be in our position in a heartbeat.

Yes, forgot to congratulate you on beating cardiff actually! You made a much harder job of it than west ham like, spend about £200m and you might just about be able to catch us in the league next year, mugs

Love to win league or cups but just happy to be a toon supporter, wont ever change happy when we win sad when we lose been like this since 1956. id rather watch the toon and win nothing than follow liverpool or man utd

Just a note Liverpool have 91 trophys 64 major honours. Newcastle lol 27 that including pre season friendly cups lol and major trophy wins 11.
Even sunderland have more league titles and runners up more times.

Middlesbrough are the biggest club in the northeast.Fact who has won a cup this century?Boro.Who has been to a european cup final this century?Boro.Fanbases do not make you a big club as if it was the case norwich,plymouth hull city etc would be huge as they have massive catchment areas.Newcastle is a one club city you should be getting 70k plus attendances.

Concentrate on your balance sheet issued 3 May.LFC and FSG are going to the wall.You will be selling players (Sauarez to ManU) KD moving on. Gerrard past his best Carra finished.You are right to live in the past cos the future looks bleak. If it helps keep visiting us we always have a soft spot for helping the afflicted.

Pahahah middlesbrough biggest in north east? id say hartlepool are bigger

Not to mention wasting 50 million on new stadium plans!

Hartelpool with NOBBY YEAH YAH!