Newcastle Banter Archive July 07 2013

07 Jul 2013 23:23:26
We need attackers that can play wide as well as through the middle.
Here are a few players that I think could do well for Newcastle and that may actually want to play for us.
Ince. Bernard. Deulofeu. Wijnaldum, Zaozinho not to mention Remy and Indeye.
Why are we not in for any of these guys all are at the right age and can play in different positions but most of all are good exciting players.

07 Jul 2013 15:23:08
Everyone should just be a little patient with Kinnear. He is not at SJP at this moment because he is coaching Andy Murray at Wimbledon then he has to go to Egypt to sort that mess out. i'm sure after that he will start negotiations with Ronaldo and Madrid before completing the Messi deal. The future of our club is in very capable hands with Ashley, Kinnear and Pardew. PLEASE PLEASE an Arab or Russian, come to our rescue.

Class. LMAO.

07 Jul 2013 13:20:00
We do not need a second-choice striker, we need a first. Cisse was anything but clinical last season; got some good goals but compare that to the amount f chances he had.

That's why we need to be targeting someone like LITTLE PEA as opposed to Charlie Austin.

Don't think that Man U would let Little Pea go quite frankly and if they did I think he'd go to someone with more ambition than us - unfortunately.

07 Jul 2013 10:16:29
Newcastle rumours

Imminent transfer news relating to the signing of two key players to be announced. From what I have been told news should be filtering through as early as next Monday, but never hold your breath with Newcastle, so give or take a day.

The key players which are being chased are the Galatassaray striker Yilmaz and if that fails talks are ongoing with man united re Chicarito
The other player is Honda, who will come in to replace the departing Cabaye, under the noses of Liverpool. Fee paid will be minimal

Good times are rolling in

And where did you hear this? Was it yours mates uncles sisters cousin who worjs at SJP by any chance?

Chicarito will be a good signing, we said will were going for PEA just Little PEA instead! can't see Manchester United letting him leave but new manager might have new plans

Its nice to dream

Honda over Cabeye? And you say good times rolling. Give your head a shake.

You do realise that Manchester United would want around 20 million for Hernandez, he would want wages over 100k a week, and that clubs like Real & Athletico Madrid are tracking him?

Need I say any more?

Chicarito, now must have a price tag of 20million!. So in other words out of Newcastle price range, we are only willing to spend between £1-£20 this transfer window!

Mate, you have the wrong hernadanz.

Honda chicarita yilmaz all will command 80k a week wages will want euripean football and you call us deluded ha ha ha sgb mad max

07 Jul 2013 07:43:12
PSG set to offer Kevin gameiro as part of the deal for cabaye, also looking at cheaper strike options, kalou, lambert, do-santo, holt and cole all being considered as Parsees plans on playing a 4-4-2 side next season

Which tea lady told you this?

Surely Gary Hooper, Jordan Rhodes, Charlie Austin are all worth it as 2nd choice strikers.

We don't want 2nd choice strikers. We want a top striker and give Campbell and Sammi a chance to progress. Gouffran is still a decent player if we played him in his best position.

Left wing is still the weakest part of the team. All our attacks have to come through Cabeye in the middle or Ben Arfa on the right. Every team we play knows this and sets up to combat it. If we get someone on the left we will be a threat from all parts of the pitch.