Newcastle Banter Archive July 06 2013

06 Jul 2013 19:09:30
Two strikers are needed this summer and they will be Brown ideye (challenge cisse) and memphis depay (future prospect who could also play wide in front 3).
The other 3 signings will be lukoki, who will replace obertan. our biggest purchase will be wijnaldum who can play various positions either midfield or wide in front 3. the final signing will be a centre back Stefan de Vrij

It must be great to have the ability to see in to the future!

I thought you where on holiday JK.

I hate it when people just make up bullsh*t, you are saying we will sign these players, we won't, this is what you hope, not what will happen.

Kinnear has already said he wants 2 signings, Bent and Tomkins

PSV have already sold Lens, Mertens and Pieters, Toivenen is on the verge of leaving and Strootman could also still leave. PSV aren't going to tear apart their team by selling another two of their talented players.

Agree with post 4.
Thats why JK has gone on holiday. He knows that they will still be available when he comes back. No one else wants them. Same with Remy.

06 Jul 2013 17:03:10
Loic Remy available at 5 to 6mil according to reports, I thought it was 8mil. but 5 or 6mil is a bargain, we need to snap him up, he's a quality striker whether he's on bail or not I don't care, we need someone of his quality to partner cisse

They want steven taylor,, swapsy

Y would we give them him when we could just bid way ever his release clause is and they would have no choice in the matter then

06 Jul 2013 08:51:07
Ed, any ideas who Newcastle striker targets are now? As we've lost out on PEA, kone we don't want remy or bony so who's left?! {Ed002's Note - Yilmaz, but he will be moving elsewhere. Aliadiere is not out of the question. But the transfer window has been open less than a week Give it time.}

Err nobody

Ed, I thought Jozy was off to the Mackems!

Yilmaz ed, are you fuc*ing serious, that is the biggest crock of sh*te iv heard in ages

We were very optimistic of PEA never mind him!

Aliadere is the one who was crap at boro

No it was Hull I think, just the 1 goal while on loan.

What about altidore young prolific

It's the lad that was at arsenal then went to boro! NOT Altidore. Ffs you Geordies are hard work!

Yep he's crap. just runs straight not on diagonals,

Oh yeah altidore the one who scored 1 goal for hull in 28 games at 19 years old! but look at him now 31 goals for AZ last season and its not a crap league with teams like PSV, AJAX, FEYENOOD, FC TWENTE in, also just scored 2 goals against germany for the usa recently and starts upfront most games for the USA so fail to see why your judging the kid off 3 years ago SGBS, hell of a signing for Sunderland fast, powerful and knows where the goal is!

06 Jul 2013 07:54:24
WHY kinnear gone on holiday? He doesn't deserve a break, he's got one signing through the door who won't even be in the reserves! Him and ashley should be working day and night to get in quality players. Not sitting back and watching clobs steal players that we fans would like to see at our club.

He's just had 4 yrs off.

It's okay he'll come back and sign three world class players as after all he is the best DOF in the EPL and has all the contacts in football to help him.

Mackem here but big Joe Deserves a break for all those fantastic things he has done for. Wimbledon, Luton, Forest? the guy is seriously making you a bigger laughing stock than you already are, let me know if he pulls off the Rooney, PEA, Bony, Hernadez signings HAHA

05 Jul 2013 23:39:15
If we lose no one we are laughing. Add 2-3 and major laughing. Krul-ned- int
Debuchy-fra-int m'bwia-ditto collo-arg--int santon-ita-int
Ben arfa-fra-int tiote-ivo-int cabaye-fra-int sissoko-fra-int Spider-Man-arg-int cisse-sngl-int

No injuries and plenty of half decent replacements that we possess already plus 2-3 international players and 2-3 young uns ins will be good!

I understand kinnear is a joke but hopefully common sense will see us thru!

If someone said to me spend 25 mill now and in 3 years time it'll have made you 100+ I'd bite there arm off!
Sign vossen, van aarnhalt, Austin and Robbie cotton!

We've got Santon, Haidara and Dummett but we all know that every team needs four LBs!

Santon, Tiote and Spiderman may be internationals - so?
Santon yet to prove he can defend properly, Tiote a liability whenever he plays and a red card waiting to happen and Spiderman good when he first came but has now lost the ability to go past defenders and was never a great crosser or goalscorer.
Don't think these 'internationals' will take us forward much next season.
We need good signings - and quick!

05 Jul 2013 23:02:12
I see The Mackems have got Jozy Altidore, I'm disappointed that we didn't go for him, Young, a tank, and gets a load of goals, 6m is a bargain

But I'm not surprised we didn't get him, Kinner on fuc*in holiday

He looks a top player. Didn't do very well on loan a hull a few years ago but he was only 19 then and it was he's first time in Europe leaving the MLS.

Has improved a lot and has scored over 50 goalsin all competitions in two seasons in the Dutch league.

Suited to the Prem too, fast strong powerful and a goalscorer.

Call sunderland all you want saying they are signing no one good etc but I think they are building an interesting squad.

Nah never wanted him, never will. He's not what we need.

6m is a bargain, are you sure?

He is a Hull reject, he has made his name scoring a few goals for the U. S against teams like Honduras & Panama.

Why do you think Sunderland were the only club in for him?

They are throwing every penny they have at players that are immediately available.

If Sunderland were signing good players, I would hold my hands up and say well done to them.

I'm sorry but I think 6m is a bargain
Got 31 goals last season (same as Bony) who is worth around 15m

The type of striker we needed, perfect fit for prem

He was a Hull reject, but he was 19, he went away, drastically improved and is a good, good striker

Now, why in the name of God, is Kinnear on Holiday, he just had 4 years off, he should be at work 9am-9pm working hard getting some quality through the door such as PEA

You can't fault the Mackems for having a go. At least it shows a little bit of fight, ambition and speculation.
What the hell are our lot doing apart from hiding, telling lies, talking about entrance gates, taking a legend's name from a popular bar and going on holiday?