Newcastle Banter Archive February 05 2012
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05 Feb 2012 22:21:59
1 point behind 4th!!!!!
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Will be 4 points by next week
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Could be but do you realise it could also be 2 points? or could be 2 points in front and you lot 12 behind! hows about that? not really clever are you?
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You forget you are away to spurs
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05 Feb 2012 21:37:01
Anyone got news on raylor?
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No leg break but swollen ankle
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Torn sock and scratched shinpad just like cabaye trying to get players sent off by feigning injury
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You mean both players who were stretched off and had scans? not like the sunderland players who got huth sent off for a tackle he backed out of and only caught the sunderland player with his shin not foot?
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Ryan taylor barely got caught he jumped over the tackle pretty much, probs got a bruised finger or something, wounded! SGBS
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Sounds a bit like your HERO Meyler. Didb't get touched and went over like had been hit by a Mackem chick with cheesy chip in her hand! SMB.
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You smb's obviously dont like our team but i dont know how you can claim raylor was never touch....clearly takes a boot, studs showing, to the shin at some force too.....its there for al lto see
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05 Feb 2012 20:30:20
Anyone find it a bit strange that the mackems cant wait for march 4th. all i ever hear them say is its not the result on the day like 5-1 or 0-1 for example but its where you finish at the end of the season. They sound very confused to me.
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No thats you talking balls, its where you finish but why can't we look forward to beating you lot at the SPORTS DIRECT ARENA? we not going to bottle this derby, you were lucky you paid Webb off at the SOL this time we will win!SGBS
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Paid off Webb. Thats a new excuse, is that the same way you paid the ref at Stoke?
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Why is there more smb on here than geordies? All you ever will be is geordie wannabes living in the shadow of our brilliant club. go back on ur own site.
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Before you ask stupid questions like that you may aswell look on the sunderland banter page as their is lots of geordies on their aswell, Called banter SGB take it and stop twisting!
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So we paid Webb to let Larson save it off the line with his hand.
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You're questioning why a football fan would be looking forward to there local derby? That really is somone who knows nothing about football...
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Yous look forward to it and brag how yous are gonna hammer us then you loose and say ahhhhh it doesnt matter its where you finish totally dissmissing the whole thing. very very very sad
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Some fans say that. Not me personally. When we loose in a derby I am gutted. Full stop. Doesn't mean last season I didn't enjoy us finishing above you. I suppose just because I am following the team that is 9points behind I should assume we will loose. Because Blackburn never beat Man U and Bolton never beat Liverpool and we never beat City with inferior league position. As a realistic fan I think the derby will be tight and if we play at our best we will get the win. Also winnig in the derby is the only way we could put ourselves in a position to finish above you in the league. So bring on the derby because I can't wait
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05 Feb 2012 17:05:38
Great win today - the top clubs grind out wins when they arnt playing well and thats exactly what were doing! Just a bit of a gripe, what is our game from corners? Swing it in to the front post everytime? They just get headed away the first man, we could be a great threat from corners, but we arnt utilising our attacking options swinging into the ron post for it to be easily defended
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Dont think they are meant to be near post just useless at corners whoever seams to take them, got to agree when someone manages to get one past the post we do look dangerous
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05 Feb 2012 15:49:23
well here i am again to have a moan about the ref, despite the win, he was giving them soft decisions and us nothing, but i suppose that is how the game goes, but the big one for me was the fact that warnock could get away with that lunge in the box on taylor, could have easily broken his leg, how did the assistant not see it? its right in his field of vision, and the ref should be looking there as well, i know we scored from it but if the fa do not charge him with serious foul play how can they uphold cabaye ban? but that poor note aside it was a good performance from the lads, and we deserved the victory in my opinion, the mackems must be wondering how on earth they are going to be able to catch us... and what a great strike from cisse, this strike force could go on to be like sir les and shearer or atleast that is what i hope for
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Cabaye was intentional to hurt the player warnock 50-50 attempt for the ball simple just unfortunate. think he will be ok just like when cabaye was stretchered off turned out nothing wrong just soft as
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Soft as. Tackled just below the knee. Speaking of soft did you see your HERO Meyeler yesterday. Swan lake are looking ot cast him. Stones and glass houses come to mind. SMB.
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Meyler is a pure diving pansy! he started his dive before huth got to him and where i agree it was out of control due to the condition it wasnt a sending off! all the sunderland players knew this too but still waved the mancini card at the ref! Soft is wwhen your wes brown and go over someone stood still and lie there and your out for 8 weeks!
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Were brown or meyler stretchered off NO thank you and goodnight
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Meyler didn't need stretching off. To embarrassed with his role in the sending off.
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Anybody remember mr Barton against Arsenal getting Gervinho sent off for nothing, now that was playacting, soon forget when it was your players or ex players doing it. Hypocrites!!
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Never forgot what Barton did or when Larson waves his imaginary cards about. Pot kettle springs to mind. SMB.
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The person who says gervinho got sent of for nothing clearly does not understand the rules of football, it was a slap which is a straight red, yes joey overreacted but was still a straight red smb get back in you mental institue
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And a suppose grabbing a man by th shirt a shaking him like a dog is appropriate behaviour on the pitch. This is exactly what Barton did to Gervinho
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Yes so joey overreacted point proved!he started it, gervinho silly for slapping, but tiote brought gervinho down and barton got in his face and got him sent off unlike him meyler did got caught by Huth and didnt play act, anyone on here tries to tell me huth isn't a thug in general wants to sort themselves out because he is a dirty player. meyler has just come back from two cruciate ligament injuries so damm right he will try and get out the way, wouldn't anyone?
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05 Feb 2012 15:41:05
shame villa didn't have their shooting boots on and where would you lot be without krul and ba? but doesnt matter Krul will go to arsenal or tottenham in the summer and Ba will probs go to Chelsea and you lot know it with agent ashley in charge
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Yeh, in every team there are stand out players like krul and ba but there's also the others that have stepped in duperbly, guthrie is showing real talent now, he's always willing to receive a pass, something we've lacked in the last few years. perch has done well, coloccini solid as a rock. guttierez runs all day long.danny simpson and santon more than able full backs. it's a team effort. yes ba's goals have pushed us higher than we expected to be but the same can be said for many teams.
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Yea and what about bent, gyan and henderson. they were all sold. come the summer you see sess will be away
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Villa had 3 good chances. The second of Bent's was offside. We had as many chances. Krul is there to make saves the same as Ba and Cisse are there to score goals. Same old bitter SMB crack. Boring. Keep paying REFS for your dodgy decisions. SMB.
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Dont have to explain yourself to these smb mugs . we won simple!
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You lot are one to talk about paying refs off and dodgy decisions, your a 2 man team and when BA and KRUL are sold in the summer your dummies will be out, you won't get champs league and just wait for tottenham to beat you next week, bring on March 4th coz your 2 demba ain't nothing special, sess and fraizer will have a field day against your defence! SGBS!! FTM!!
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You are a 1 man team. SESS is your only above average player.
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Shamefull how the mackems will gripe about anything! NUFC won and thats all there is to it! we are challenging for europe regardless what they say and how they feel about it! But if you listen to them they say as they are "the form team" its them who are challenging for europe and not anyone else! Just get a grip! We are above you! Our lads are playing well for us regardless who is going or coming and cisse scored too so not just BA and krul playing well! Plus with our 2 best MF players missing in cabaye and tiote we still came out winners! Live with it!
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Is that why we have a better defensive record than you because we have worse players? hmm not making any sense im afraid
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Isn't the fact your above us because we had a tactical negative geordie person in charge for the first 11 games of the season? now we have a winner and a mackem, bring on march 4th, humble pie time geordies! newc9st1e 1 Sunderland 3!!
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Plenty of sense I'm afraid. 9 points clear. Says it all really.
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Maybe you have conceded less goals but mate..... yous are not fifth, deal with it
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Look at the table. Does that make any sense!
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I remember last season when the smb came on here saying nolan, barton and jose were our best playes and we would be finished when they left! What happened then smb? What have you got to say now? You cant just rely on our top players to leave
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What about when Sessegnon and McLean move onto better things in the Summer?
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Even if we had only scored 25 goals and let in 100 it doesnt matter one bit cos we still above you! its feasible to get whallopped a few times and then scrape a few narrow wins and pick up enough points to be up the top end of the league! surely you lot know about that! it happens to the mackems alot! scrape a few narrow lucky wins then get whallopped!
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Just for the guy having ago about bruce you werent slagging him off last session where you
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Makems, stop trying to pretend the season started when postman pat took charge of the zoo
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Erm yes i was slagging bruce off last year 7 wins in 32 games speaks for itself
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All mackems were sick of bruce last year, you making utter rubbish up again geordie clown!
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05 Feb 2012 15:36:22
Welcome back Demba Ba and Pappis Cissé.
Makems, their coming for you.
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Cisse looked average, missed a sitter,scored a good goal ill give him that, villa should of won about 2-4 but krul saved you lot again, tottenham to put you lot in your place next week
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Yea smb you hope. really thats all you can do now is hopecos its out of your hands. what a shame eh. looking more like we are gonna win your made up competition of north east top dogs
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Another mackem sat at home watching the toon! Bring on march 4th where guess what? you'll be sat at home again watching another home win
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So what you saying SMB we only had 2 chances. Cheers then sounds of a worried mackem. roll on the 4th. We won't hear from the SCUM for months after that. even after we SMASH them they ll blame something most probably BRUCE.
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Average? Based on his first game in the PL. If he is average then your forwards are Sunday morning! SMB.
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Haha you geordies must be on day release afraid? what a joke, bring on March 4th and see how far Sunderland have come, Ive watched your last 2 games at home against QPR and Villa and both them sides should of won, your team is average and when you eating humble pie on the 4th march Ill come on and put you deluded clowns in your place again! SAFC THE NORTH EASTS TRUE TOP DOGS!!
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Average side that is 9 points clear of you. what does that make you? Deservedly won today and the scum were lucky yesterday. Always luck with you lot. Not 5th in the league after 24 games on luck. SMB.
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So if we had 2 chances and scored both then thats the mark of a great strike duo! Your talking a load of rubbish man! Qpr and villa should have won according to you ....but they didnt so where is your point? Think back to you lot versus man city! You won but who should have if we go by your basis? Even the sky pundits agreed that NUFc deserved the win so how come you know better than some pro? Cos your a sad deluded mackem who has waited for the game to end and came straight onto the NUFc site! Take a look at yourself and have a think about your life! Closet geordie i think!
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No we are 8th after 11 games cant count games before oniell when the scared geordie was in charge. you lot seem to forget we have a proper manager in charge now who's familly are not geordies who is not afraid to beat you and whos team are currently top of the form league. worried not bring it on
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No I think you are 8th after 24 games otherwise the maths wouldn't work. Form table are for stato's means nothing. Points do and we have 9 more than you. SMB.
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MON off to spurs if harry jailed or in england job, ain't you heard.
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Yes I thought both dembas looked off pace ! Away for a month ANC slow pace . They will soon pick up pace of epl . And be big probs for all ! Cisse , will need time daft smb but not a bad start !!!
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Even if you do win we will still have more points than you, so who cares i dont care if for some reason you do win as long as we keep winning you wont finish above us simples....
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To the sunderland fans if yours the so called in form prem team then how come ya got taken to a replay by the boro then thats wat a call the inform team not marknufc
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Just to give them a bit extra cash
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Apparently this form table is the table that tells us the best team in england...got news mukems, it's the league table that counts you clingy jealous bunch of idiots.
Also did someone call tiote Ba cabaye Cisse krul santon coloccini amd Ben arfa average? L o l
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BRING IT ON ha ha ha ha ha ha ha we coming to your place to get ya
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We got took to a replay and who is still in the CUP? not get beat off BRIGHTON!! haha, we will beat boro mark my words, all form goes out the way in derbies you clowns should know that! Boro 0 Sunderland 3
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You did get beat of Brighton. As for the derby you bottled it earlier in the season with the same team nothing changed just the postman is in charge. Dry your eyes mate. SMB.
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Funny that coz the 1st half we should of been at least 2-0 up against you lot and were the better team, the 2nd half was yours, but taylor should of been sent off for his elbow on Gyan and cabaye should of been sent off for his tackle on bardsley, but I bet mr webb got a nice pay cheque of ashley after the game, yeah we did get beat off brighton but just funny how you lot took the mick out of us and then you get beat off them aswell!! The Postman? don't you mean Martin O'neill the mackem who will lead us to victory against you SGBS!!!
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Always find it funny a SMB view of the Derby? Is that the same game Larson should have walked for handball on the line? Did Mr webb get the same cheque? Memory loss my unwashed neighbour? As for the game you got hammered the same as all recent derbies. Same as the next one also. SMB.
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Shut up you smb, you conveniently forget about larsson blatent hand ball on the line and cattermoles 2 footed challenge after he had already had a yellow, get off your mammys computer and do your homework
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05 Feb 2012 15:34:59
what happened to best, is it bad?
just settled down to watch the match but the in laws came round so i went to clear the snow from my drive.
Is Taylor's injury bad as well?
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Come on man you watch the Toon the in laws clear the snow
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So you never seen the match? missed nowt
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05 Feb 2012 15:09:24
ciise has just scored for newcastle a great goal took it on his chest and volleyed it into the top corner bas goal was good too
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With his left foot too. (right footed! ) great debut goal ,class act.
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Class act my arse after 1 game man get real for f***s sake u jawdeeeeees can't read footy at all like
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If it wasn't a class act, what was it
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A good goal but he missed a sitter with his head which even Shola would of scored and thats saying something
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Shola maybe! But never Bentder, Whickham or JI. SMB
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All three signed by the fat geordie. says it all
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Always Brucey's fault. The team you have now that is just as good as Barca or so you SMB think is full of players Agent Bruce bought. So really its the players fault! Deluded!!!!!SMB
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05 Feb 2012 09:19:32
Yobo was decent at everton , may be lost his way , but good call .
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Weve got plenty of yobbos
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05 Feb 2012 07:25:03
Team vs Aston Villa:
Krul
Simpson Williamson Coloccini Santon
Ben Arfa R. Taylor Guthrie Gutierrez
Cisse Ba
Subs:
Elliott
Kadar
Ferguson
Gosling
Best
Lovenkrands
Shola Ameobi
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05 Feb 2012 00:17:37
and what about Olivier Deschacht,
Peter van der Heyden and
Joseph Yobo Emiliano Insua
all cb on a free
Alex Midfielder on a free what do people think
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Only one of those is a cb and none of them are on a free.
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Yes ED he is a left back but what about the rest mate they r good player needing a home and they r free just need to use them for the rest of games as cover {Ed001's Note - none are that good, in my opinion.}
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05 Feb 2012 00:12:41
what about Ludovic Giuly who is on a free
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Why would we need him? and he's not on a free he plays for monaco.
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Too old.
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05 Feb 2012 00:09:32
iv seen that cb who is on a free at the min for newcastle Ivica Dragutinovic what do people think
toon fan
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This guy is retired. Seriously toon fan your rumours are utter bull s***.
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