Newcastle Banter Archive May 04 2013

04 May 2013 18:58:47
Ed? Do you think newcastle will stay up? {Ed007's Note - Yes I do.}

04 May 2013 17:09:17
If Wigan beat Swansea and that other lot beat Stoke we are in the relegation zone.

Swansea and Stoke are both terrible on the road too.

Strap yourself in, sound the klaxons, things just got serious.

Things didn't just get serious. it got serious months ago. the signs that we were useless were evident as early as atromitos away. relegation is a certainty

You mean the deluded lot beat stoke

We are deluded, class coming from you lot.

Your the ones who think you're going to get adebayor and hailing a league two manager as a messiah

04 May 2013 16:23:48
unbelievable, UNBELIEVABLE!

I actually cannot believe it.

Did Pardew just take Ben Arfa off for Ameobi?

Back later, going to pinch myself.

I've kinda got used to it really, as i've also got used to hearing on the radio "Gutierrez gives the ball straight to the opposition"

This was awful football and Newcastle will be relegated

Better off watching water polo

Same problems all season we have No one to score & it will relegate thus team
Wigan & Villa will pull safe next week only Norwich or Mackems can save NUFC

I know our season has been bad, but I think I would give up on football if we played like West Ham.

If style of football was a woman, West Ham would be Joe Brand.

Newcastle women's team could play better football than us wearing high heels.
Don't know why you're criticising West Hams style of play when we're just as bad if not worse.
Didn't we bring on the most useless player in the Premiership to hoof it to him?

04 May 2013 11:34:25
Team I'd like to see by September (considering we stay up!)
GK Krul
RB debuchy
CB Sakho 9.5m
CB M'Biwa
LB Rose 8m
RM Aubameyang 12.5m
CM Cabaye
CM Sissoko
LM Santon
CAM Ben Arfa
ST Cisse
Other signings: Weimann 3m, M'Bia 6m, Lowton 4m total spent 43m
Out: Jonas 3m, Williamson 1m, coloccini, Tiote 11m, Obertan 3m, Simpson free, harper free, Gosling 2m, Ameobi 1m, Ferguson loan, total in: 21m
Top 8 quality that team is, so if pardew is still in charge then I guarentee you ashley will sack pardew if we're not in the top 10 by December.

So we're going to sign another striker to play out of position?

You want Rose 'AND' Santon 'AND' Haidara.

Are you sure?

Rose will go to Sunderland
There is absolutely no chance he would come to Newcastle
They are already in advanced talks to sign him

R u a villa fan?

We won't be signing Rose neither will Sunderland he'll be back at Spurs next season.

So no 1 english? Get me Scott Sinclair, Andy Carroll and Lewis McGugan (back up)

Sunderland are not in any kind of talks to sign rose permanently. i bet my life

4th post:
I'm pretty sure they haven't as tottenham said they want to keep him.
Typical deluded mackems come on here with a new messiah think they are the best in the world. Rose would choose newcastle over sunderland.

2nd post:
Santon must be used as a winger, and aubameyang is also a right winger as well. it will always rotate don't panic

Mine:
GK Krul
RB Debuchy
RCB: Sakho 10m
LCB: M'Biwa
LB: Rose 8m
RM: Aubameyang 13m
RCM: Cabaye
LCM: Sissoko
LM: Sinclair 5m
CAM: Ben Arfa
ST: Cisse
Subs: Elliot, taylor, santon, marveaux, gouffran, Diame 3.5m, lowton 4m

agree with santon being used as a winger. defo think we should go for diame powerhouse, a bit like sissoko, its what we need.

Geordie moses

To be a winger you need to have a very affective final delivery santons final ball is no better than Jonas or obertans

Weimann is worth more than 3mil even with only a year left on his contract. And why would we sell Lowton for 4mil when we paid 3mil and he's improved massively?

04 May 2013 10:08:28
As far as I am concerned Pardew's time at Newcastle is finished at the end of the season.

I have to say though, if he started Adam Campbell in today's game he would win back some of my respect. Adam campbell must have only spent about 20 minutes on the pitch in the last 2 months, and in those 20 minutes we have scored 3 goals if not more.

The lad is raring to go and it would be like having a young Rooney on the pitch, I see a lot in this lad.

I am not sure Pardew has the bottle, but I am holding out hope Campbell is considered.

Young Rooney?

I agree he's a talented lad and really should be getting on the pitch more. That he relies on Shola when the pace of Campbell would cause more problems is beyond me.

Yep a ''Young Rooney. ''

The lad that plays for Man Utd.

Maybe you were thinking of a marsupial that crawls into its mothers pouch after its born?

Easy mistake to make.

04 May 2013 08:50:08
I hope Jonas is not playing today, Pardew must see something in him that the fans dont. A few times now he has lost the ball whilst we were attacking only for the oposition to score. Time for a change Pardew its not working!

Get yet helmets on lads after today 2 games to go & end of Premiership

Not only Ashley will look a fool along with AP but he has made the fans look like clowns for supporting this ineffective team full of promise since January but just not good enough

I see what pardew sees, utter commitment, leadership, work rate, ball retention, and he's one on the most fouled players in the league