Newcastle Banter Archive March 03 2012

 

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03 Mar 2012 17:10:55
predictions for tomorrow?

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Toon 3 makems 1
cisse 2 ryan over the wall taylor 1 and campbell for them

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Once theses smbs are put to the sword 2morro we will rid them of this site for a month, hoo hhooooo la laaaaaaaa f**?ing great,they will never be as good as us simple. 2-0 newcastle.

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These smbs will not know what a full stade is, theses mugs are going down smoggies road, next thing you will her there chairman knocking on pub doors to get them out! haaaa ha haaaaaaa oow

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Is this site for the under 12's? what a load of twaddle on here. certainly no adult banter

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Bye bye sunderland!

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It must be the midnight garden site

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You were saying geordies?

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03 Mar 2012 11:43:52
Would these players be good

Pilott £1m Back up
Pieters £3m Start instead of Simpson
M'Bwia £5m Challenge for starting line up to partner Coloccini
Amalfitano Free Back up and for future
Hoilett Free Starter
Knockaert £500k Back up and future
Mayuka £3m Back up and challenge for starting
So spend £12.5m
Makes a better squad

Out
Smith Free
Forester £2m
Ranger £1m
£3m

Spend altogether £9m Europe hear we come

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Pieters would cost at least 6-8m, hoilett will go to a bigger club than you

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I think the figure touted last summer for Pieters was 5mil, whether that's the same or gone down because of his contract/injury, or gone up because he's in the dutch squad is another matter.

I agree about Hoilett, i think bayern are sniffing about him and given the choice, I know where he'd go.

Also, I think you can add simpson to the list of goings, as well as a bit more of the clutter.

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Hoilett to bayern, he'd have to get past ribery and robben, he'd come to us as dount its true bayern are looking at him

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Bayern are signing shaqiri not hoilett

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Hoilett to bayern was all I'd heard, but like someone said, they've signed shaqiri in the mean time. We'd still be a step up from Blackburn, but then going to spurs or utd would be two steps up.

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03 Mar 2012 09:30:32
09:30 press conference

A) pardew gone
B) club sold
C) renamed


What ya think

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Even better... Krul n Collo sign

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All that to announce two players sign new contracts pathetic, no pardwho it shows that agent ashley will get more money for them in the summer instead of selling them for cheaper, good business sense by agent ash!

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Krul & collo!

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Pardwho trying to play mind games, so pathetic! prepare for a beating SGB!

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So which are the players we are most probable to lose by summer, Guthrie and Ba?

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Contracts mean nothing as you will know with andy carrol signs one then leaves if the price is right every player will go and thats not a jibe at screwcastle that happens everywhere

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Exactly as I said agent ash doing good business getting more money for them in the summer!

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Yeah you might get 2m for sessingdog oh a 25k ji dong Wong he ate my dog ate my dog he sliced it diced it throw it in a wok ji song Wong he ate my dog ate my dog

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Sessegnon is worth at least 25m, he is better than most your players put together, where is Messi I mean Ben arfa? never gets played and months ago I heard geordies saying he is better than sess, DELUDED SGBS, anyway nice bite from the 2 year old geordie. back to bed little boy!!

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See tomorrow whatever happens we are still ahead of you. You can celebrate when you overtake us!!! 25m lol

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Sess £25m? if hes worth that sholas worth £10m

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