Newcastle Banter Archive January 31 2012

31 Jan 2012 21:03:07
Mariappa is playing for Watford so unless terms already agreed, it's a no goer

31 Jan 2012 20:07:41
no one coming in today lads so you can have an early night

31 Jan 2012 19:25:52
Warford team news...Watford: Mariappa, Kacaniklic, Hodson, Bond, Yeates, Deeney, Hogg, Iwelumo, Loach, Eustace, Buaben, Nosworthy, Dickinson, Garner, Doyley, Murray...not comming to toon! TonnShack

31 Jan 2012 19:08:59
BRIGHTON, the seaside club on the south coast (5th round in FA CUP) are to make a bid for striker Mike Williamson from Newcastle. They feel he would be prolific in front of goal against CHAMPIONSHIP CLUBS.

YAWWWWN Maybe the Muckems should go for him as he is more prolific and 10 years younger than their 2 top targets, Heskey and Davies

Who said anything about heskey, that was a rumour started by a geordie and look he is still at villa, your pathetic idiots who love to stir crap, what happend to your 8m defenders you were signing? we didn't panic buy, we got 2 defenders on loans till the end of the season to cover our injuries, you have to rely on super mike williamson and perch.haha SGBS

31 Jan 2012 18:52:41
Just heard Heskey to Sunderland on sky! God I hope so that would make my f*****g week!!

Easily pleased then!

A rumour started by a geordie. didn't happen

What a crap week you are going to have then. Dont come back to say you arnt bothered cos you were a pratt enough to have written it in the first place.

31 Jan 2012 18:23:10
just heard boots the chemist in sunderland has sold out all this years stock of incontenence pads due to sunderland signing OAP's...geordie tom

World cup winning italian squad 2006? Remind me of the average age? Egg on your face now boy!

You dont need any cos you talk enough crap.

Jeez.

But blunderland arn't world cup winners ...toddle off to boots smb...geordie tom

Oh nearly forgot sales of zimmer frames have shot up in sunderland...geordie tom

Zimmer frames?
Havnt I seen this posted at least a dozen times?
Total lack of imagination, but there again it was Geordie Tom.
If anyone is past it, it is you.
Jeez.

31 Jan 2012 17:44:15
Marriapa turns down move to Wigan, strong rumours he's off else where... looks like we have our man! Now let's not sell anyone and we've had a crackin' transfer window!

Calm down hes a mediocre championship player no better than perch ! its typical of ashley if this is wot we r goin 4 ! builds us up and then kicks us in the
b------- !!

31 Jan 2012 17:41:28
Watford kid turned down Wigan ! Ssn

31 Jan 2012 17:32:50
On skysports and they are saying Mariappa has turned down Wigan, lets hope we put a bid in for him.

31 Jan 2012 17:27:53
Update: Alan Pardew's reaction to the FA charge:

“I’m absolutely livid about that, if I’m honest. After the game someone asked me about the TV coverage, and especially presenter Ray Stubbs.

“(Cabaye) tried to stop the boy from falling on him.

“Yesterday we had a call from Brighton’s coaching team suggesting the player wants to support our player.

“We’ve sent a strong letter (to the FA), and we asked the Brighton player if they would forward a letter to us, which they kindly did.

“I really think they need to take a deep breath on this one.”

Cabaye has had his appeal turned down.
What a load of crap from Pardew.
Everyone else could see he kicked out.
If you want to wear blinkers and see only what you want to see then be prepared to be dissapointed occasionally. He was lucky not to reeive another match ban.
Jeez.

31 Jan 2012 16:22:36
Mariappa would prefer to on move according to chronicles live update and also a rumour float in of Andy O'Brien coming to Newcastle on loan....didn't realise he was still playing, h however Leeds are open to an offer

Yeah yeah and messi bid accepted £250m

Leeds have only mention andy obrien once today and that was to say he is now available for team selection after his fall out with the boss! SMB

31 Jan 2012 15:53:10
hope pardew is messing with us but supposidly Ba n Cisse not back till thursday...

Can't find this anywhere? Where you get it from?

From pardews mouth In his press conference

Nufc.com

Its on sky apparentley! if they are rested and fresh they will be in the squad! One of them at least will be! maybe he needs a closer look at cisse tho before he decides how to play him!

Official website says so.

Just found it on the chronicle website. Cheers and gutted.

31 Jan 2012 14:07:49
Sam matterface from talksport just revealed Sunderland have signed bridge on loan, whilst he was saying this someone in the back round started laughing. Just like all us Geordies, .
Toon fan

Wigan chosen over Newcastle ! I rest my case !

It was so funny I've got Talksport on as well. Ashingtoon

Actually he wants to come to toon rejected wigan

31 Jan 2012 12:30:28
**BREAKING NEWS**

in the last few hours David Craig has made a sensational move from the Stadium of Sh*te to NUFC's Training Ground.

This was reported to have been a record breaking time up the A19.

seriously though, WHY?

better Cups of Tea or are we gonna b busier than the scum.

either way i could care less as long as no-one leaves NUFC

Or that he's trying to give both clubs equal billing to stop anyone of complaining.

I just wondered if safc had finished spending and nufc had some coming in. thatsisall

Expecting their bid to be accepted by watford so craig was on his way to the toon now turned around and heading back to sol as wigan put in a bigger offer and accepted even as a sunderland fan this kid must be devestated to be going to wigan instead of you lot

Yep he's back at SOL

31 Jan 2012 11:36:15
bbc saying morrison to west ham for £1m.
sounds reachable for us, why are we not back in for him?

or was our interest just faked?

31 Jan 2012 09:01:13
Sunderland
Striker: Kevin Davies. Defender: Wayne Bridge.
Newcastle: Pappis Cissé. defender: Yanga-M'bwia?

31 Jan 2012 06:24:26
I am very worried today, I have a sick feeling that Collo was not injured at the weekend just avoiding being cup tied and he will be sold today. Please let me be wrong.

He played against Blackburn in round 3 you SMB

31 Jan 2012 00:19:11
The smb on the other page the other day were so happy Mario balotelli younger brother was haven a trial with them there were all going on about given him the no9 shirt how it will be great to have a new striker. Then I sent them a message saying why would you give a goalkeeper a no9 shirt lol and they all were saying how dum they feel. Hi ed is there more news on a new defender yet mate? {Ed001's Note - nothing, like I said I wouldn't expect anything until it is nearly done, unless the other team are loose lipped *coughWatfordcough* in an attempt to stir up an auction for the player. Unfortunately the people I know who might possibly get something ahead of time have more important things on their mind right now with Gary Speed's inquest. I really don't want to bother them with football at this time.}

It's really good the way Newcastle do business at the moment how no one finds out till the last minute when the player is in Newcastle but it kills us fans waiting to think out something. Thanks ed you do a great job.

The inquest into Gary Speed is Tainting the memory of a great footballer, i wish people would put this down to tragic circumstances than it may be an accident.

Utter garbage from the original post,childish mate,i read it,and you make a generalisation.agree with the comments on gary speed,rip