Newcastle Banter Archive May 30 2011

 

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30 May 2011 21:31:51
hi ed are you a mag posted a couple of coments about the s**te they put on here but none made it on hope ye not bias {Ed007's Note - I'm not bias at all either way, if your posts do not comply with the sites rules/guidelines they will not be posted}

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30 May 2011 21:24:29
According to various wispers (twitter, various news sites etc) not only have we finalised deals for gervinho and yohan cabaye but nzogbia deal is done aswel this all seems to good to be true! Awesome first team next yr if we really have got these deals done, 2 more signings and i would be happy, need 2 quality strikers and maybe a jose replacement? 5er on a toon fa cup win perhaps? Or am i just getting ahead of myself :)

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True we are the tottenham team of 2009/10 season and we hopefully have signed these players and will get better over the next 3 or 4 seasons and challenge for the title.

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To many toon fans on drugs to think of these names to come to the toon

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30 May 2011 21:09:35
still nothing to shout about no signings don't think we will get any1 of note 4 big players out of the toon in next 2 weeks don't know who ?? but can have a guess

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30 May 2011 17:57:36
Ed, what other clubs appear to be willing to spend for gervinho, nzogbia or menez? thanks

{Ed010's Note - Gervinho : Newcastle, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs
N'Zogbia : Newcastle, Sunderland, Everton, Wigan (want to keep him)
Menez : Newcastle, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man Utd

The above list is just some of the teams rumoured to be interested in England and does not include clubs from the continent.

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30 May 2011 20:04:29
just been reading the posts for our team for next season and can only see a year of struggling how is anyone going to understand each other just hope our major signing is an english language teacher sol

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30 May 2011 20:04:27
ashley leaving this as he accepted a bid to buy the club. no idea who??
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Ant and dec! {Ed007's Note - LOL my wife told me that. I know nothing about it}

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Not ant and dec but hopefully it is someone rich

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30 May 2011 18:43:06
we are in 4 a good summer tranfer window and i think we will get another 4 signing couple of free agents and and couple of top signings

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30 May 2011 18:26:41
Rumors have it that Pardew has bid 3 buttons and a freddo for scumderlands asamoah gyan!

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30 May 2011 18:09:53
Im convinced now with the way we are signing so far that our best team will be one in a 4-5-1 formation. Its the only way we can ensure getting our best players on the field and not buying too many players. This is what i think for next season (a bit like Man City with more than one holding mid):
Harper
Simmo Colo Taylor Enrique

Cabeye Tiote

Barton/N'Zog Nolan Ben Arfa

Sturridge(for example)

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Cabeye is an attacking midfielder not a central defensive midfielder

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Cabaye is a box to box midfielder capable of putting quality passing together plus free kick expert including penalties

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Ah right i wasnt too sure about cabeye. just heard he was a holding mid and assumed for some reason he was another tiote type player. sorry lads. cheers for the info. (still be same players in team tho)

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30 May 2011 17:41:15
Cabaye deal done, emana 50/50 negeotiating fee, N'zogbia on verge of return, gameiro 50/50, gervinho prefers to join newcastle, enrique could stay, nolan to sign new contract and barton will not be sold, Ba on a free and jeremy menez

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30 May 2011 15:01:06
How many eds are there? its getting freaky {Ed001's Note - not sure, 13 I think it is now, though a couple don't get on much right now.}

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30 May 2011 14:55:20
Gordon Brown to become chairman of Newcastle tomorrow once he completes his takeover of the club.

Tony Blair to be appointed as the new manager on a 20 year deal as he is a Newcastle fan.

The newcastle squad will also all be sold and replaced with freebies. This will lead the club to relegation, but will save them for going into administration

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Na hell make a club called tony blair sucks

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30 May 2011 14:50:15
we must sign gameirio hes awesome

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He could be a flop

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30 May 2011 14:48:50
Alan Pardew wants to add on the French look: We all know now that Yohan Cabaye is coming:

In:
Yohan Cabaye (France)
Gervihnio (Played in the French league, also Tiote)
Charles N'zogbia (France)
Kevin Gameiro (France)
Cheikh M'Bengue (France)

I believe Jose Enrique will be sold.
Squad next year:
Harper
Simpson Taylor Coloccini M'Bengue
Ben Arfa Tiote Cabaye/Nolan N'zogbia
Gervihnio Gamerio
Sounds like a very good team to me, but I think we could do with a new RB

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30 May 2011 14:11:31
btw he is called junior hoilett not d. hoilett Welsh toon {Ed001's Note - it is David 'Junior' Hoilett. Junior is a nickname.}

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Haha Epic fail

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Thanks for clearing that up! lol i know players names thanks (WelshToon)

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30 May 2011 14:07:34
30 May 2011 13:18:52
TOON TEAM NEXT SEASON;

HARPER

SIMPSON S.TAYLOR COLOCCINI ENRIQUE


GERVINHO TIOTE BEN ARFA


CABAYE

BA GAMEIRO

BENCH;KRUL, WILLIAMSON, R.TAYLOR, BARTON, NOLAN, BEST, N'ZOGBIA

Sorry but this would not work Gervinho and Ben Arfa CM's

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Gervinho on right and ben arfa on left not in middle

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30 May 2011 13:34:16
Just seen seb larsson of Birmingham driving around the gosforth area of Newcastle possibly looking at
Properties, which must mean his move to the toon to be very likely

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We don't want/need him

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Larsson is away playing for Sweden

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30 May 2011 13:34:04
Toon after junior Toilett? or is that Hoilett? another 2nd rate player

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Sorry but think someone needs to go to rehab must be a crackhead if you think he is rubbish one of the brightest prospects in the Premiership.

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30 May 2011 13:18:45
welshtoon, do you just read newspapers n go on twitter to cwarr n pretend you have 'sources' every time you say sumit av either read it in the paper or cwarr sed it

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In the paper i doubt it! also im not a member of twitter so i hear of cwarr07 but not in contact. If u heard my comments why are u commenting on them? (WelshToon)

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30 May 2011 12:37:43
Don't know why anybody would want Huth at Newcastle the guy is a thug could have been sent off in the majority of Stokes games for assaulting players off the ball when the ref isn't looking.

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Although he is a thug, he is a very solid, no nonsense type of player. He also offers a great aerial threat. Where have the rumours come from regarding Huth anyway????? I would rather have Samba or Hangeland to be honest!

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Yeah but if he was at Newcastle he would be getting banned by the FA just like Colocinni and Williamson did I've lost count of how many times he's done it also agree with what you say in regards to Samba and Hangeland but don't have a clue where Huth rumours came from probably somebody just posting rubbish.

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30 May 2011 12:25:38
That guy yesterday i think that named our team for next year Strong midfield you have thought of but we need another defender more than just huth!

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30 May 2011 11:39:23
the best signing we could have is if Ashley signes the club over to new owner AND we get a new manager

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That's a Gd shout, are midfield it quality now. . 2 forwards and keeper and 1 more defender

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Whats all this about a keeper man?
where do you get that from?
at my last count we have THREE good keepers, give ya head a shake man!

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How do you work that out, haper,
ain't a prem keeper and getting past it and injury prone, krul isn't good enough yet makes to many bad choices, froster still young done k at Celtic, but needs more time, you don't want Newcastle play do u! !

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Keeper rubbish is doing my head in now, which other premiership team has a reliable 3 keepers to choose from?

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U ain't got a clue tbh, they are Gd secord choice keepers but it's not fat from the same back four that took us down you should alway rebuild a tram from the bk!

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Forster probably be number 1 next year. agree about krul but harper a sound solid keeper who better than championship level. we still need 2 good forwards and another couple of defenders plus a good midfielder to go with the one signed. small squad and all that

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30 May 2011 11:14:13
definetly agree with the post below, sign gervinho and sturridge, they would push us into europe. .also albeid has already signed so i hear and cabaya(spelling) is almost a done deal

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30 May 2011 06:14:23
Would like to publicly apologize to WelshToon , was just having a laugh out of boredom cos alot of these rumours seemed to get just the same, and wondering how much truth there is in any of them (not yours i mean all) , but i didn't realize the toys were going to come out the pram. . once again. sorry :)

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Apoligise for what? (WelshToon)

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30 May 2011 00:12:28
Just been checking on Wikipedia about Yohan Cabaye. States there that he announced to the French press a few hours ago that he has signed for NUFC. If it goes through, he looks brilliant! !

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