Newcastle Banter Archive April 30 2013

 

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30 Apr 2013 21:52:10
who would you choose to mark andy carrol,

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Williamson

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Honestly it doesn't matter who is marking him. If we play like we have the last 4/5 games they will walk round the defence with blind folds and Carroll will knock them in with his right.

I am starting to lose the faith in us gaining a point, never mind staying up this season :- (

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I think we need to look at the GK for Saturday. Elliott was at fault for at least four of the goals. if you come off your line you have to come all the way not stop half way. he is not decisive enough and lacks confidence which emanates to the defence who then lose confidence in the last line. Ben Arfa and Gouffran need to play behind Cisse to release Cabaye into a free role. Tiotte should play more of a sweeper role in front of the defence.

At the moment I think we are likely to pick up more points AWAY from St James (yes even with our away record) simply because of the pressure and expectations. or lack of it from the home fans.

Rafa could be a good choice for manager but will the board pay the wages he can command and can he accept the transfer policy. don't forget he brought Torres to England and he wasn't cheap. mind if he can get him to the Toon, I would take him. Other than him I think we should be looking at the likes of Clark or even Moyes

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Eh Elliot? Yer he might not have saved the shots coming at him, BUT NONE OF THE LOLPOOL PLAYERS SHOULD HAVE HAD THE SPACE AND TIME ON THE BALL ANYWAY!

Look further up field, none of the defence had a clue how to stop LOLpool players from running at us, not one of them even looked like they wanted too.
Our midfield players where five steps behind all the time, and looked at someone else to do their job for them.

Elliot might have done better, and probs should have. But you don't leave your goalkeeper in the s**t 6 times and expect him to do the work because you can not be bothered to do it yourself.

I feel sorry for Elliot, if the 10 players in front of him actually worked, played, tried, and did something positive he would be having a lot better time and would not be conceding as many goals.

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Probably won't happen but.

taking into account both of our first-choice fullbacks are unavailable I would play 3 centre-halves (Taylor - Collocini - M'Biwa), Anita RWB Jonas LWB, 3 in centre midfield (Cabaye - Tiote - Sissoko) and Cisse up front with either Gouffran alongside or Ben Arfa just off the front man.

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442

cabaye and sissoko in the middle

gouffy and Cisse upfront

However Pards in all his wisdom wil put the following out

Ellioto

Simo Taylo Collo Jonao

HBAo Cabayo Sissoko Gouffro

Cisseo Sholo

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Cant see anyone doing anything with andy carrol on a going day he is unplayable one of the best target men in the premiership should have gone to everton instead of Liverpool.

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30 Apr 2013 21:33:52
ed have we been in the bottom 3 this season, I don't think we have but not sure {Ed001's Note - not that I can remember off the top of my head.}

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We have not been in the bottom three at all this season.

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30 Apr 2013 17:58:38
Don't want to go over old ground but Benitez would be a huge coup for us if we could get him. He actually sets his team up, applies these things called tactics. Doesn't just give good interviews and hope that all goes well (ahem).

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I would not say Rafa has been a success at Chelsea.

Look at the squad he has and he still cannot barely win an away game.

Rafa was a complete disaster at inter milan, they are still recovering from him even now.

Rafa was a disaster in his final season at Liverpool.

His recent track record is not good.

I have watched Chelsea play, and I was not impressed by their set up under Rafa.

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No thx. .

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Original poster here. I don't think he could have been a success at Chelsea, hampered from the start and with a bunch of egotistical misfits. Can't sort that in a few months ESP. Without any real power.

Yeah, he was rubbish at Inter but to ignore the great work he did at Liverpool prior to the final season is a bit silly, not to mention what he did at Valrncia. Sure, his star has waned but he can do a job for us. We need someone tried and tested, not Poyet (didn't he hop up here with Wise?).

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Chelsea in my eyes should have ran away with the league this year. Their team is a lot stronger than Man U or City's

But Rafa is terrible, I do hear what your saying and once over he was one of the best. Now he's another Pardew, only difference is Rafa spends 10's of millions to make his team, and he doesn't bring many (recent years) any trophies back to the club he is at.

And I can not see Rafa coming in on the cheap. and Big Mike doesn't spend BIG.

I don't think its who do Newcastle want as a new manager, I think its who will actually want to come to our club to manage.
We do not have a good track record of treating managers right.
Not since the good old days of Bobby Robson

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You sacked Bobby Robson, in the good old days, so go a little further back.

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Well done, did you have to use Wiki to find that out (**moron**)

sorry but I do remember Bobby coming in and Newcastle getting over 200 goals, and winning over 100 games in five years (4 and one bad season).

So yes like I said the "good old days", as I am 21 so they were!

Take the concept of time into consideration before opening that mouth yours xD

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Hmmm i'm 36 and I can't remember any manager being treated fairly at Newcastle. ask Jack Charlton. Even Sir Bobby was shown the door!

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Thank you, the original point about not having a good track record with regard to treating them poorly, is upheld, but why throw insults and name call, where the hell did you come from.

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30 Apr 2013 17:53:13
Colo ment to be back for west ham. I would put:

Yanga/colo/saylor/Haidara
Cabaye/tiote/sissoko
Arfa/cisse/goofy

Think mr. clueless will pick jonas though

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Good side. But your right Jonas will play he must have something on Pardew as he wouldn't get a game for Whitley Bay.

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We need 442 v West Ham, Cisse and Goofy up front with Benny supplying.

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I'd rather have Anita in instead of Sissoko. Sissoko has kind of gone off the boil, at least Anita will get on the ball and pass.

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30 Apr 2013 17:24:21
Buy Ince, Austin, Sinclair, then do what Villa and Norwich do get some great players like Bradley Johnson, Matt Lowton, we need these players at the minute we have 4 regular british players and one of them is Williamson, another is underrated Simpson who will leave in the summer, then we have Perch for example who costed £1.5m which is a bargin I know he has not been great but it proves you can get good players from the championship. Come on we should buy these 3 mentioned and get 3 or 4 more for next year

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Villa and Norwich?

Do not set your sights too high or anything.

We can think a tad better than looking at how Villa and Norwich do things, thank you.

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Don't know where this buy British comes from. Drag list tried that at Liverpool and see where that got him. {Ed001's Note - buy British? You mean such as the 2 Uruguayans, Suarez and Coates? Or the Brazilian Doni? Or that well known Brit Jose Enrique? No buy British policy ever existed at all. Two Americans and a Portugese lad were signed for the youth sides as well.}

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Did it not. Carroll, downing and Henderson those 3 well known British players were bought by daglish for that very reason. Keep your sarcastic remarks for yourself you clown. {Ed001's Note - wow, so 3 players? Clearly you know nothing, or you would know that Carroll was in fact not first choice, Liverpool were rejected by Toivonen and Llorente prior to bidding for Carroll instead. Were they British? The clown here is you, the clueless no name with not a clue about what he is talking about but full of mouth. Keyboard warriors like you are pathetic.}

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I think he ment carrol, adam, henderson and downing {Ed001's Note - that is not a buy British policy, that was a buy players that know the league policy, hence Enrique joining too. There was never any buy British policy, it is media nonsense.}

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30 Apr 2013 12:15:18
it looks like pardew will be staying in the summer, just read an article that ashley will spend BIG despite Rafa Benitez apparently being lined up as pardew's replacement. I personally think we should make an age limit of 25. I'm quite inspired how aston villa are putting faith in their inexperienced youth to keep them up, it brings passion, motivation and confidence and most importantly ambition.
I'd like to see us snap a few players up from villa if they go down or they just survive. Benteke will probs be too expensive, but i'd like to see moves for Lowton, Sylla and Weimann. Would like to see Sakho, Zouma/Okore as well. Remy or Aubameyang would be nice but we'll probs annoyingly go for carroll.

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Inspired by Villa?

We are the 20th richest club in the world and have the 3rd biggest stadium in all of English league football.

I am not sure I would feel inspired by skint Villa's methods, it's not like Villa have had a choice, they have had to play young players because they will not shell out.

If you want us to be like Villa then that aim have been achieved, we have the same amount of points.

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Yeah we are a rich club big stadium but at the end of the day I can't see anything to brag about we haven't won a thing for over 58 years

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Passion, motivation and ambition. Have you seen Villa this season?

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Passion-To stay up
Motivation-to win and thrash the 6-1.
ambition-To improve their youth system, to have a fresh young team.

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You obviously only watched villa on Monday night and decided they are a good team, I've watched then a few times this season and they are awful. That's why they are on the same amount of points as us. 2 poor teams.

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They were a good team on the night.

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30 Apr 2013 12:01:20
time to be positive (optimistic) whatever, 1 point from west ham game could make all the difference, wigan would need 6 points minimum and they have to go to Arsenal and their last game is against Villa, so let's get behind them again and keep the faith DesToon

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Keeping the faith is one thing, Pardew playing the correct players in the right positions is another.

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Wigan picked up nine points from there last four game last season and also beat Arsenal in the run up to the end of the season so I wouldn't write them off. How embarrassing is it that we are putting our hopes on Wigan not picking up enough points to keep us up.

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Last season we finished 5th so not bothered what wigan did, and yes embarrasing relying on wigan but needs must

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We win, wigan lose all but safe

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30 Apr 2013 11:36:56
There are a lot of rumours of an arguement between certain players and the coaching staff. Without knowing the true facts, journalists seem to have blamed the French contingent, and have also inexplicably accused the foriegn players for our terrible season, culminating in their so called lack of fight during the Liverpool game.

There will be a lot of fans that probably share the same views. But let's not let facts get in the way of an excuse for the press, and doom mongers to stick the boot in.

Yes we are in a seriously dangerous position, and yes we have performed dreadfully in the past 2 games. Who takes the blame? Everyone needs to take responsibility, but the manager is the focal point of the club and is paid to make the big decisions.

As a counter arguement to those blaming the foriegn players, I would suggest that where you are from has no influence on your ability to play the game. let's get one thing straight, on the whole English/British football is in the dark ages when it comes to coaching, training, behaviour, and generally being professional.
When was the last time the English game produced a trully world class player who was consistently at the top of the game? Shearer? Rooney? Gerrard? Lampard? Beckham? Whilst all very good players, would they have made a team made up of the best players in the world? Maybe, but probably not. let's not make any bones about it, homegrown players are of a significantly lower standard in both technique, and reading of the game. They are taught that power and aggression are the main components to being a player. Forget control, passing, and most importantly reading the game. So let's not make the arguement that if we had a team consisting of British players we would be in a better position than we are currently. We have British players, and the majority are sub-standard.

Our problem is not a lack of fight, or talent. Our problem lies squarely with team selections and tactics. We are playing players out of position, and expecting them to play as well as a specialist in that area. We are continually set up as a team to not concede. Fine, as long as you have the players, or experience to do so. A defense consisting of 4 players that only have a handful of games in this league is not experienced enough to deal with the pressure heaped on them. Playing out of form players, players that have not shown anything all season. Isolating your only real goal threat, and despite being injured and not great in the air, hit long balls at him all day. The problem is not the foreign contingent, the problem is actually homegrown in England. Born in London, played for Reading, Charlton, Crystal Palace, managed heavy weight teams such as Southampton, Reading, West Ham. Alan Pardew.

Col

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I certainly don't blame the foreign players. If anything they have certainly saved us from certain relegation. The blame is down to Pardew constantly picking his favourites and playing people out of position.

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Sissoko = Box to box power house midfielder, best suited to playing deep and breaking forward.
Currently being played as a right winger.
Cabaye = Midfielder that has a good range of passing, and can hit a ball, best suited to playing in advanced areas.
Currently being played as a defensive midfielder.
Goufran = Striker/Forward
Currently being played on the wing, and being asked to track back whenever we don't have the ball.
Cisse = Goal poacher, plays on the shoulder of defenders, best suited to getting on the end of through balls played in by midfield. Currently being used as a target man.

Combined with players shockingly out of form all being played whenever fit. Tiote, Jonas, etc. Players who have played well when called upon on the bench Marv, Anita, etc.

Pardew, why not put your arrogance aside for the next 3 games, play players where they are meant to be playing, and players that have done a good job this season out on the pitch. Stop hitting the ball long which bypasses our strongest part of the side MIDFIELD. Get the ball down and play.

Team sheet for West Ham

Elliot
Simpson/Taylor/Colo/Mbiwa
Anita/Sissoko
Cabaye
Ben Arfa/Cisse/Goufran

That is all.

Col

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The foreign players being a problem is as stupid an argument as you will ever here.

RVP - Carried Manchester United to the title.

Man City - try picking many English players in that bunch.

Arsenal -.

Chelsea - Their midfield is running the show for them, how many English regulars in that midfield?

The mind boggles at some of the absolute nonsense pundits and so called experts come out with about foreign players.

They are licking their lips at foreign players at one club, and then blaming foreign players at another one in trouble.

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Yeah but arsenal man united Chelsea man city all have good foreign players and Newcastle's French foreign players are no where near as good I find it funny your actually comparing them #17th

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Steven Taylor has been one of the worst players in recent weeks blaming the foreign players is just an easy excuse.

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I seem to remember plenty of English players in our time last time we got relegated. Blinking short memories for some on here. Our situation is a combination of a manager not playing people in their correct positions, playing players seriously out of form a chronic lack of PL experience with the French lads and a big helping of gutletvess on the players collective parts imo.

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To the poster that thinks we are discussing our players and comparing them to top 4 players, please learn to read properly before typing. He is not directly comparing any of those players to ours, just using them to make a point.
The point is that foreign players are just that, players.
When pundits etc make the 'too many foreign players' remark they are rolling out a cliché that is clearly a load of rubbish.
If they were intelligent enough to realise that this borderline racist remark is rubbish we may be getting somewhere. However it is rolled out again and again.

Players are players. What differs is management, coaching etc. That is where success is built, or failure begins.

Col

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Last time we lost the derby we were relegated were we not? Just a thought.

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Only 1 person that makes BIG decisions and its not Pardew. However, it is Pardews job to pick the wrong team everyweek

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Gerrard, Lampard and Rooney have all, at one time or another, been among the 10 best players in the world. I'm a bit too young to comment on Beckham and Shearer though.

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We'll forgive your youthfulness, but Gerrard, Lampard, and Rooney even at their peak would not get into a team of the best players in the world. They are hyped in the press over here but in comparison to some of the players of around the same age elsewhere in the world they would be lucky to be on the bench.

Col

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30 Apr 2013 07:55:18
Hai Guys Liverpool Fan in Peace.

Heard rafa is being lined up. he will be great for you. he is an excellent tacticitian and he will add stability in your side. probably the defence and midifeld.
he might spend some harsh money but will get some players pure gem from spain
he has got highest level of experience in PL and spain and haas got excellent reputation inn Europe.
he would only look for a long term position.

he is also targttted by City, I am not sure, If he ends up in New castle, I am sure come summer you can push for Europe.

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I'm a big fan of Rafa really, but honestly, the amount of times we need to switch things up to push for another goal, or tighten up to not concede and we dont, I just hope our next manager is a bit more tactically aware.

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Rafa is probably the biggest name who can manager newcastle.
he has got experience and is a prooven winner all around.
most important he will get some pretty good players from spain.
technicaly gifted

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