Newcastle Banter Archive May 02 2012
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02 May 2012 23:17:13
anybody remember when the makems said Cisse won't make it in the premier league? well makems, i think we can now say, he is world class. p.s. thanks for his flight.
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Say the same after next season one season wonder. Wont have the same luck next year
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Luck! There it is again. Nothing lucky about where we are my poor deluded mackem. We have a top first 11 which will only get stronger in the summer. What happened to your European and top 6 squad Sir Bruce put together?? Keep your fortune telling as it didn't do much for this season. Lets all laugh at Sunderland.
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Point and laugh... fortune cookie must have read, Big team from the north east will be top dog this season and pushing for Europe... this bg tem being Newcastle
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Haha you makems say anything to make your selfsame feel better
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02 May 2012 22:04:11
Worried now that after them 2 goals against Chelsea Cisse will be away in the summer.
We need him badly without hes goals where would we be since january?.
We shall see Ashleys ambition with no doubt bids for Ba,Cisse,Tiote,Cabaye,Krul in the summer.
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I actually fear next season. Seriously with the extra games being in europe and bigger clubs after our better players can Carr find more? And how can we match this season. This season has been fantastic but it could just be a one off only time will tell.
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They are all on large contracts, so clubs will have to pay alot of money for them.
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Its up to Ashley to say no.. We will see what ambition he has for the club in the summer. Hopefully the same one we want.
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I hear hollywood in for tiote. Thought he was meant to be rock hard. Big girls blouse
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He took na elbow to the face which required stiches, plus the fall. Pretty harsh judgement from the unwashed mackem. especially when Sess, Mclean and Larson look like they are constantly auditioning for Olympic diving team. SMB. 20 points. O Neil is doing a top job.
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He led with his elbow IMO... should have been off. Also Ba took a cheeky punch in the back which went unpunished
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Yeah Tiote is 'rock hard' he was on the bench at the end of the game. animal. Mr T
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Tiote said this
"I can't remember any of it, but the most important thing is I feel great. It's just a cut on the side," Tiote told the club's official website.
Big girls blouse? More like a tank!
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Big contracts a laugh even fringe players at clubs like city and chelsea are on more than tiote cisse and co.
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Big in terms of time on the contracts
most of our top players other than ba are on 4 years deals minimum
ToonFan
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02 May 2012 21:57:30
Goal of the season
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Incredible just doesnt do it justice
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Peter crouch
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02 May 2012 21:56:44
ED, did you see cisse's goal? contender for goal of the decade maybe? {Ed001's Note - I am just waiting to watch the highlights now. The other editors were watching it, so I watched Bolton-Spurs to make sure someone did. They won't stop going on about the goal.}
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In all honesty i can see why they might keep going on about it... beautiful {Ed003's Note - Ed 001 was watching the soap drama awards really(massive Corrie fan) but what a peach of a goal...boom ...pick that out! got him in my dream team aswell :) }
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02 May 2012 21:55:10
great win 2 brilliant goals ...good all round team performance...only down side tiotes injury... cisse's second goal has to be goal of the season...geordie tom
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02 May 2012 21:54:53
Papiss Cissé! 2nd goal was goal of my life!
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02 May 2012 21:50:21
chelsea to buy cisse for 60 mil
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Maybe 60 billion
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Try trebling it and we may consider it, up with the best in the world
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02 May 2012 21:50:01
Cisse second strike is probably the best goal I've ever seen! The first one was up there too.
DomW
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The vultures are circling Cisse will be gone in the summer.
Newcastle are officially a one man team.
What a january signing he is.
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What a load of sh@ you spout mate, we were a "one man team" when Ba was playing well aswel, load of carp. Cisse is undoubtedly awesome but where would he be without the service he gets? Santon for the first goal, Ameobis hold up play for the second, cant take anything away from the fact hes class but without a good team around him bossing the midfield and sweeping up in defence Newcastle wouldnt be where we are, regardless of how many Cisse scores
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One man team? that smacks of jealously mate.
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Jealousy? I support man utd and yes I am from salford so no I am not a glory supporter they are my local club. Jealous of Cisse no I just admire him,Jealous of newcastle lol never.
If united bid for him he would request to leave FACT.
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He already plays for united. Dont believe your from manchester either. Real mancs support city anyway
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To the utd fan:
IF you bid for him, then yes maybe he would go to you lot. I'd imagine we'd take the 50mil say thanks very much and try find another great player.. IF. However, you must remember that not every football player is a total mercenary, that's not to say that Cisse isn't. Even so though, I'd rather have someone playing for my team who isn't there simply for the cash. Besides, it's probably the blue side of Manchester who've got the clout nowadays.
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Man utd the only UNITED worthy of the name will spend big this summer the rumours are Tiote is coming to man utd and Cisse maybe our new Andy Cole off you lot. You get big club attendances but your not a big club this season is a one off. Chelsea will be better next season after villas boas,spurs after redknapp commits,liverpool after a poor season will pick up,everton will be challenging, The big clubs have had indifferent seasons this year us included and newcastle capatalised on it but lets see you do it consistantly.
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By the way I am taking nothing away from NuFC good luck to you as you deserve success as do your slightly smaller neighbours safc as you are starved of success not food like looking at the majority of your fans lol but I hope you get champions league,europa would be better as your capable of winning that. Nufc top club fans stadium etc but a selling club.
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Dont like the arrogance ov these so called UNITED . Finding it very funny how the true manchester team with local support are gonna rule the roost for years to come. lets see how many cockneys change there colours to blue in the years to come
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They might be slightly smaller neigbours but there propper fans just like we are, not glory hunting wannabees like you lot. Come on city and haway the toon for the champs league
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I'm sick of people saying we are a selling club. Let's just look at who we HAVE sold in the last year or so:
Caroll - £35m - you'd be a mug not to.
Nolan - great service but lets face it, past it for a team looking to improve.
Barton - not really worth the trouble.
Enrique - perhaps the only one who'd still get in our team but wanted too much money.
Then let's look at who we bought:
Ba - great start to the season, will come good again, showed glimpses last night, scored twice as many as Carol this season.
Cabaye - great buy,controls midfield incomparable to Nolan.
Santon - not quite the finished article but looking very good.
Cisse - last night says everything you need to know.
Going on this evidence then if we are a selling club - so be it! Man United could come in for Tiote and Cisse - that is of course if the Glaziers are going to give fat Alex $60m to spend! The so called 'big' clubs (and that refers to their wallets and NOTHING else!) are worried and somewhat embarrassed that we have managed what we have with the budget we have - and rightly so!
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It just upset the big clubs that we are amongst them by running a club properly and not throwing millions around. Liverpool is the prime example. £20 million for downing, £5 million for Ben arfa, £35 million for Carrol, Ba free, Cisse £9 million. £16 million for Henderson, Tiote £ 5 million.
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It says a lot when last night you could have bought almost all our match day squad for the money they spent on one player!
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You could have brought our whole squad for 50 mil haha. adstatoon.
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What you going to do if a big club steals your biggest asset? Not Cisse,BA,Krul etc but Carr.
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So what happened on saturday wigan must be hopeful they can kick on from the end of this season and carry it into next season
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Carr won't walk out on Toon he loves the club and is loyal.
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02 May 2012 21:46:24
what a couple of goals from pappiss that 2nd is better than crouchies against city ............. what a RESULT
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02 May 2012 20:42:02
Great first half, Cisse and Ba looking sharp, Perch solid at right back,likes to let them know he is there, worried about williamson,Pardew needs to tell him to just put his foot through it,no messing or trying to pass just smash it out the danger area, cmon Toon keep it going
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02 May 2012 20:32:02
pleeese don't blow it in the second half??
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They didn't did they haha Brilliant Cisse. !
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02 May 2012 19:12:13
Team to play chelsea
Krul
Perch Coloccini Williamson Santon
Tiote Gutierrez
Ben Arfa Cabaye Ba
Cisse {Ed004's Note - Currently winning 1-0 from a very good Cisse goal}
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N0w 0-2 with an even etter Cisse strike.
Hope he does not stop scoring or Newcastle will struggle turning into a one man team.
Vultures will be sniffing around Cisse in the summer.
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Starting bid will have to be 150m
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02 May 2012 16:06:36
Read somewhere the other night that we could be in for Mehdi Benatia from Udinese.. Anyone know anything about him or if this could be true?
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02 May 2012 12:01:58
I think we need to push for the champs league and get more players in tbh. The squad we have atm is good but needs to be strengthened if we want to do well in Europe!
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Sorry, but what is the point of your post? {Ed023's Note - He likes to point out the obvious?}
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Starting 11 is good but squad too weak with european football next season its a worry any injuries or suspensions will be a nightmare big fear factor
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Starting eleven is ok but thats about it, the defence as it stands is unreliable, we go to pieces at times
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02 May 2012 11:32:01
Newcastle could make a bid for former Real Madrid player, Raul
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He's still to good and big a player for little newcastle.
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Little newcastle? your having a laugh.
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02 May 2012 07:28:57
My Team vs Chelsea:
Krul
Simpson* Williamson Coloccini Santon
Ben Arfa Tiote Cabaye* Gutierrez
Cisse Ba
Simpson* if not fit R.Taylor
Cabaye* if not fit Guthrie
Subs:
Elliot
Perch
Shola Ameobi
Best
Ferguson
Marveaux
Obertan
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I know we have been playing well with 4-3-3 however for a big away game to a side that are playing well i suggest perhaps swamping the midfield with 4-5-1.
I suggest the team to be:
Krul
Simpson. Perch. Collo (c). Santon
Raylor. Tiote. Cabaye. Ben arfa. Gutierrez.
Ba
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Cisse in starting team, however i see this as showing faith in ba who has delivered in big games such as stoke away and united at home, 2 of our best performences and also allows impact on the bench from cisse/guthrie/raylor/marveaus/obertan. As i say just my opinion on tonight, dont have a go just leave comments that provoke thought and debate please
Jack
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Not having a go as your entitled to your opinion but theres no way id leave cisse on the bench.
Id go with this tonight:
Krul
Perch williamson colo santon
Jonas Tiote
Ben Arfa Cabaye Ba
Cisse
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