Newcastle Banter Archive June 22 2015

 

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22 Jun 2015 17:46:38
what happened to you desree you used to be so cheerful and positive about newcastle! ;)

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22 Jun 2015 22:32:13
JToon, after last season I just can't take it anymore. I feel more disillusioned with NUFC than the time in the late 80s when I was a ball boy.
I was 13 and got picked by school to be a ball boy. It was Nov, we were playing derby. First off we had to get changed in portacabins, the milburne stand was being developed. Then we had to wear these awful coop nylon flared tracksuits. The wind was howling that day, it was freezing.
I then spent the whole afternoon getting abused, spat on and having drinks, pies and coins thrown at me by the self proclaimed 'best fans in the world'

The biggest cheer of the day wasn't for goals as there weren't any. It was for when kenny wharton kicked the ball out of play and blasted it off my head. I was knocked to the ground 17000 cheered and my ear was stinging like hell.

It was only when keegan came back that I fell in love with the nufc. The violence, monkey chants and screaming at young snack vendors to get their t!ts out was just too much.

Now fatty has ruined it again by utter uninspiring management and lies.

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22 Jun 2015 15:16:24
Less than 7 weeks to KO and we are trying to find backroom staff and no activity (as far as we can see) on the transfer front why did I have to be born in Benton

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23 Jun 2015 08:32:14
I'm more convinced than ever that we need a new owner

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22 Jun 2015 14:10:29
I'm guessing you're a mackem ed. He said he would continue to invest in the club(never said how much).

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{Ed001's Note - what an imbecilic reply, what has being a mackem got to do with it? You would be best off learning to understand what you read, and then you would see I was asking a question, not making a statement. But you are too busy being a tool to give a sensible reply. Show me where he said that, because I haven't seen it, rather than just making senseless snide comments that make no sense to anyone with a brain cell they aren't sharing with the local amoeba population.}

22 Jun 2015 20:02:35
Now now ed let's be professional, you can't go around calling people "tool's". That's slanderous don't you think?

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{Ed001's Note - no because that would be a false claim, which is clearly not the case here is it? Slanderous would be making a false claim, such as calling someone a mackem when it is clearly presented on his profile that he is a Liverpool fan. Now that would be slanderous as it is clearly a false claim. Now unless you have something worthwhile to add, don't waste my time any further.}

23 Jun 2015 17:40:00
nice one Ed

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22 Jun 2015 12:17:14
I have a suspicion that we will sign jordan rhodes. There is no way we will get charlie austin or troy deeney as neither club has pressure to sell on the cheap. Blackburn on the other hand need cash.

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22 Jun 2015 13:25:34
wouldn't mind Rhodes, needs to be given a chance at premier level and if we can get him for less than 10 it should be fine. on the other hand, i'd rather pay 12-13 for Austin with the prem experience.
i think the hold-up is rather because he is getting married soon and focused on that.

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22 Jun 2015 22:42:51
then he will be off on honeymoon, then he'll need time to ask his wife, then she'll need to think about it.

lets face it lads, time kills deals. this one has been dead a while. He has two major concerns now, location and state of the club. Given his p!ss poor team played us off the park and we just let our best player on the pitch leave for nowt without signing any players, why would he come?

the only way we have a chance to get austin is to bid $15m and then really sell the opportunity to be a legend and the catalyst for a new era.

Or we can sign another riviere, another great idea flog leon best for 3m and sign a worse player for 6m. or pay 8m for jordan rhodes, 3m for charlie austin, 5m for danny ings.

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