Newcastle Banter Archive November 20 2011

20 Nov 2011 19:02:12
Newcastle 2-0 Sunderland 2002
Sunderland 0-1 Newcastle 2003
Newcastle 3-2 Sunderland 2005
Sunderland 4-1 Newcastle 2006
Newcastle 2-0 Sunderland 2008
Sunderland 2-1 Newcastle 2008
Newcastle 5-1 Sunderland 2010
Sunderland 0-1 Newcastle 2011
Newcastle ?-? Sunderland 2012

Any predictions for 3rd march 2012?

Newcastle 1-9 Sunderland The repeat.

Haha how long ago was that? b4 nufc runner up in prem, won f.a cups and played in champs lgs what have sunderland done, well the have beaten nufc by being relegated more times SMB

Champions league? Haha you're more likely to sign Messi! Ho ho ho

I say it time and time again, Sunderland fans can't read. He said "played"as in... Newcastle played in the Champions league, in the past. Learn how to read before you reply.

But the question i keep saying is who was the last one to win a mayor trophy out of us yes the answer is sunderland 1973, the fact is you lot may of finished champs league places but what have you won since what the 1960's or something? exactly point proved, got no excuses, also why hasn't the deluded geordie put all the results on, the only year he did put the two was 2008, funny thing is there will be geordies putting excuses on and just to note a big big club wins main trophys and thats something both our clubs haven't done for alot of years

And as I said myself, 'Champions League? More chance of signing Messi' so therefore I was making the statement that you have no chance (that's 0% by the way) of getting into the Champions League so actually it is yourself who needs to get into the books again and learn to read.

I think he clarified his point by restating ‘played’ in the champions league, not stating will qualify for the champions league. This is further confirmation of your own stupidity. Please for the love of all that is sane, do not respond to this as it will only make you and your kind – SMB look even more stupid that you look and sound already. Wait I will translate into SMB murrrh murrh muurrh quinny like, murrnnhh murrhh murrh beat youz like in the rein and that like, murrrhh murrh murrh murrr.

So you were making a statement about our ability to qualify for up coming CL competitions? and were not referencing the previous post? Don't try and change your story now because you were made to look dumb. Clearly you responded to the pervious post.. That post said "played" not qualify, so ether you can't read, or you're now trying to cover up your stupidity by saying you weren't responding directly to this chain of posts. If you wanted to talk about our inability to ever again qualify for Europe, try starting a new post, or learn to express yourself better. And as stated below, stop talking you're making all Sunderland fans look bad.

I quite clearly commented on what I stated you fool. So therefore disappear before you embarrass yourself further boy.

Not very often the double is done in the same season so i will go for a 1-1 or 0-1

Whats embarrassing is your team, 2 points above the drop, fact!

At the end of the day the whole country is laughing at you lot! Also top dogs 3 years running, won the last major silverware and the most established premier force in the north-east for the past 3 years so guess its time to read the facts little boy.

The funny thing is the stupid geordie saying that don't comment back coz he is letting the sunderland fans down, have you realised it was somebody else not the same mackem, ha don't comment back coz you making the newcastle fans seem thick! HA SGB

HA that was so funny!

Witty retort geordie boy

20 Nov 2011 14:50:18
So are we just a selling club if tiote goes. Are we just going sell our best players for top money so Ashley can line his pockets. I ask what our aim is in the premiership. To compete or to make the numbers up. Looks like we will bring players in on the cheap soon as shown any potential profit. They will be sold. Very disappointed with pardew statement. Wants to get a backbone and make a stance no one for sale. Can not see us achieving anything with this method. Even if we got a place in Europe. We Wont last the first round by selling best players. Only person to benefit from this Ashley.

Because you cheat,foul and cannot cope against the other teams constant attack into your box?Penalies are normally a sign of the other teams dominance.

Well the league table doesnt lie! liking sunderlands spot haha

Ye right the league table doesn,t lie but we are only in november and by the end of the season there is only 2 things guaranteed sunderland will finish higher than where they are now and newcastle will def finish lower than where they are now but as a sunderland fan it guts me to admit newcastle will be top dogs this season

20 Nov 2011 12:16:29
found this on the chelsea page

Chelsea will launch a £20million January bid to land Newcastle midfield enforcer Cheick Tiote.

Andres Villas-Boas has made the combative Ivory Coast midfielder his top New Year target, but knows he will face tough competition from Manchester United.

And Toon boss Alan Pardew is warning potential suitors that they will have to break the bank to land a player who cost just £3.5m from Twente Enschede sixteen months ago.

Significantly, Pardew has not ruled out a Tiote departure in the next window, but is adamant that it will take a mega-money, Andy Carroll-style offer to prise the coveted 25-year-old from Newcastle’s grasp. The Toon top brass are very much aware of Chelsea’s interest in Tiote, who has been tracked by the ­Stamford Bridge regime since Carlo ­Ancelloti’s reign.


The Londoners tried to sign Tiote in ­January and again showed interest in July. But now the signs are that it could be third time lucky for Chelsea with ­Newcastle’s policy of self-suffiency indicating that every player has his price.

Pardew was candid in his assessment of potential ­January moves for Tiote, but insisted Newcastle are in a position to demand top dollar for not only Tiote, but any of their stars.

The Toon boss said: “It is going to cost a hell of a lot of money, a hell of a lot of money because we’re in that position now.

“I think any of our players that get linked to other clubs, those clubs are going to need to know they’ll need to pay a shed load of money to get anyone out of this football club.”

When asked if potential suitors would have to come up with the sort of deal that made £35m Carroll the most expensive English footballer in history- Pardew replied: “Absolutely!”

He added: “I don’t envisage anyone going out in this ­window.

“But if a club, one of the top clubs, comes in and wants to pay way, way over the odds we’ll have to look at it.”

Whatever happens, Tiote is going to be away on international duty with the Ivory Coast in January and Pardew admits that Newcastle have to plan for all eventualities.

A deal for Sochaux and Mali striker Modibo Maiga is ­already pencilled in as one of two possible incomings, but the Toon boss admits there may be a third signing if Tiote or anyone else departs.

He explained: “We have looked at the African Nations Cup and we have looked at the next window.

“I think the maximum we would do is two players in. That would be our maximum. Then if anyone left, it would be a third.”

But Chelsea are determined to get their man this time and believe that in Michael ­Essien — Tiote’s role model — and Didier Drogba, his Ivorian international team-mate and close friend. they have two aces they can play to lure their target to London.

The Toon hardman, who equalled the Premier League bookings record last term with 14 yellow cards, has ­previously insisted he is happy at Newcastle, but has expressed a desire to play Champions League football.

Newcastle are in a powerful position having persuaded Tiote to sign a new six-and-a-half year deal in February which strengthened their ­bargaining hand.

Chris the toon