Newcastle Banter Archive June 01 2011

01 Jun 2011 19:53:29
im a west ham supporter and laugh at some of the players you tout on here signing but must admit if ye sign cole for the right price ye coould get a good deal as he had no service at west ham

I would rather have chlymidia

Did Westham stay up?? we had sh*te strikers all season and still managed 12th doesn't say much for C.Cole (WelshToon)

West ham cudnt handle the prem, think that 5-0 battering we gave you was your downfall. . .carlton cole is decent but weve already got strikers who cud do a better job than him think he only scored bout 7 goals all season

01 Jun 2011 19:18:09
charlton cole is 28 . .on 65k a week. . makes shola look like grayhound . . no resale . . never fit . . plus there will be a fee4/5M. . DEAL OR NO DEAL. . NO DEAL. .OLD PRO

01 Jun 2011 17:40:47
ARRRGGGHHHH. If this is true about Carlton Cole. We get a great signing in Cabaye, linked with other fantastic players, then BANG. Pardews old mate Carlton Cole pops back into the frame. Hope its just a squad filler for the strikers we will let go! Always expect the unexpected with us! Probably sign Pratley and Hitzselsperger and then get Defoe and Adam Johnson! Psycho

Linked as usual

01 Jun 2011 15:07:38
Gervinho will sign with Newcastle United tomorrow morning after being offered £70000 a week. Berbatov will sign next Tuesday for 7.5 million on £100000 a week wages. Finally Gameiro will be signing for Valencia

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There's a £60K wage cap. I might be able to see Gervinho getting £70K in order to persuade him to come here instead or Arsenal, Liverpool, but Berbatov on £100K?! No chance mate. He wouldn't get £100K at Newcastle if he was 25-26 so no way is he getting paid that now he's 30, and he also said that he wants to stay at Man U to prove himself and wants next season to be a fresh start

Oh my god really getting carried away now arent we mention a few names and wow we must be good

01 Jun 2011 14:10:53
2 former players could be returning, James Milner on loan and Charles N'zogbia. Both improved since they left, both still good age.

I don't believe that will ever happen. Milner leave Newcastle because he wanted to earn more money, N'Zogbia because he wanted to join bigger club. Why would he returned if he play for bigger and better Wigan? And both also know, that fan hate them.

Terrible written English! Are you from Sunderland?

Everybody improves when they leave us look at routledge

Routledge is a bad example, he's playing in the championship. He was good for us last year because of that. QPR are gonna get a hell of a shock when they realise he can't cross or shoot in the prem to save his life.

01 Jun 2011 14:03:32
Charles N'zogbia's Twitter -

"Jaynufc11 Jamie O'Rourke
by CharlesNzo
@ @CharlesNzo please resign for Newcastle, Imagin you ben arfa and cabaye in the same team we'd be a fantastic team RT please!"

As you can see Chalres is obviously quite keen on the move. ?

NUFC_Danny (Twitter)

01 Jun 2011 10:13:57
Skysports - Dimitar Berbatov wants to stay at Manchester United next season despite admitting he felt 'ashamed' to be left out of the Champions League final. Berbatov has been linked with the likes of Newcastle United and Borussia Dortmund.

01 Jun 2011 09:40:57
Newcastle Signings this summer:

IN

Defenders-Varane (7 million), M'Bengue (If enrique leaves), Upson (Free), Scott Dann (Free)

Midfield- Cabaye (4.2 million), Hitzlsperger (Free) Sears (Free)

Strikers- Berbatov (7.5 million), Sturridge (11 million), Ba (Free) Possibly Gervinho and Gameiro, but not both.

OUT

Smith, Routledge, Guthrie (maybe), Ranger (On loan), Xisco, Barton (Hopefully not though!)
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are you on Glue! !

More Deep in CM & DF seems much better, isn't it?

Is Smith getting shipped out on a free or what? Any truth in him going to Rangers or Leeds? What's with the Forest link?

Does your mammy know youre playing with this

01 Jun 2011 09:26:56
Are we likely to sign achille emana Ed plz tell me how likely he is to come. Thank you Ed

{Ed010's Note -I won't tell you lies, the answer is, that I really don't know.

U find that they much likely hunting the African players instead?/

01 Jun 2011 08:09:50
we are getting 20 million on players and 15 million on wages it was agreed ages ago.

01 Jun 2011 02:29:58
Ed, what am i hearing? man utd offering berbatov and 5 million pound for tiote to replace scholes and they have also sniffed toon's interest in berbatov.

{Ed010's Note -I haven't heard that rumour about Tiote but anything is possible in football circles.

01 Jun 2011 02:21:55
if we will have £ 35 million euros from the sale of Carroll, and £ 15 million additional ashley, I think we should sign players interesting.

these are the ones I recruited to, being as realistic as possible.

strikers:
Gervinho £ 10 million
Demba Ba: free (has experience in epl)
Nicklas Bendtner £ 6-8 (has experience in epl)

Midfielders:
Yohan Cabaye: £ 5
Tranquillo Barnetta / Ola Toivonen £ 5
N'Zogbia / Menez £ 10
Mark Noble £ 4-6.

01 Jun 2011 01:04:28
Gervihno's Official Facebook page has been covered in comments from Newcastle United fans stating Happy Birthday and that they all hope he joins Newcastle. I havn't seen any Arsenal or Liverpool fans comment on his wall, Soryy Gervhino but its obvious who you should choose, the fans will adore you here and you will start every game I'm sure

Await his delighted news within this week!