Newcastle Banter Archive June 16 2013

16 Jun 2013 22:59:05
U heard them persons on tv being interviewed. (in toon tops)

"well he wasnt the worst manager we've had"
"He can't do any worse"
"Itll be good"

He knows more about football than anyone else at club. aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh I hate tbis crap And MA. I can't handle another s3ason like 2008. 9

I honestly can't support them anymore. After 37 years its impossible to do so.

I tell ya wat. I've narrowed it down why ma hates us so much. either he was bopped by a geordie as a kid. his pasty was stolen or he caught his mum being roasted by beardo and gazza

Errrr, what?

I could not make head nor tail of that lol.

16 Jun 2013 22:37:54
Just like mick McCarthy going back to Sunderland

Only its not.

J. K is coming in to advise on transfers.

He is not going to be involved in the running of the first team.

Just because he is a bit of a dinosaur does not mean he cannot spot a bad player at our club that needs to be sold, any average joe could tell you which players at our club are not good enough.

Carr will still be doing what he does, Kinnear will just be helping out.

Kinnear is just a charming old bloke that has been given something to do, likely not on much money.

Most of the staff at Newcastle are Yes-men anyway, hopefully Kinnear will open his mouth and point at a few players that need to go, who knows, he may even point out that we need to be spending more on better quality players too.

If final and definitive word on player in's and out's is not being involved with the running of the first team, I don't know what is.
As for his 'charms', he's a PR disaster. Who else would announce his appointment and remit before the club has spoken?
This will end in tears. Not surprisingly, Pardew is now 7/4 favourite to be first sacked. I see yet another wasted season.

If every 'realist' on here can spot that Shola, Jonas, Obertan etc aren't good enough then so should the man responsible for transfers, ie Llambias. If it takes good old Joe to do some straight talking then hooray!

16 Jun 2013 22:23:53
Newcastle have made their first signing of the season with 16 year old french striker from FC Metz, Olivier Kemen. He looks like he's got a bright future ahead of him!

16 Jun 2013 16:42:30
WTF did I actually just read that? Joe Kinnear to return to newcastle as director of football? PLEASE NO!! Ed, what do you make of this? {Ed001's Note - I don't know what to make of it. Came in from a day out with my daughter and thought I was watching a 'in this day' piece at first.}

16 Jun 2013 21:24:18
Cant believe what Kinnear's said in his interview, "I know more about football than anyone else at newcastle" HOW ARROGANT DO YOU WANT TO BE. The fact that he has the final say in transfers scares me. Does that mean we won't get players like wijnaldum, ince, bent, remy, sakho, and get players like jay spearing, tony hibbert, gary caldwell. He better give us good players and type of players that we actually need. I now have visions of pardew resigning and kinnear becoming manager in december.

December?
Have you forgotten how Newcastle finished last season? Not saying they would have to win the first 4 fixtures (the fixture computer can be initially mean), but 4 lacklustre performances and Pardew would be a dead man walking.
I now see a pre-season bust up. Reckon Pard's is history.

16 Jun 2013 21:10:59
Kinnear out, what is un going at st james park.

16 Jun 2013 19:32:03
Just heard jfk is back. Can someone please explain exactly what his role as football director entails and opinions on how fat ash can justify paying that mug wages when he is so tight? Use the money for a decent striker please


I see Kinnear is the new director of football. Alan must be chuffed to have such eminent support. There's vision for you.

So joe kinnear says he will have final say over transfers, haha that's made my night


Is someone JOKINGEAR, oh my gosh!


this club is a joke Ashley what on earth are you doing appointing Kinnear what good can he do for NUFC he is an has been I cannot see pardew being happy with this, hope pardew gives it to you over this can even see him walking out and we will end up with Kinnear in charge we really are a joke of a club, from a unhappy NUFC fan. TERRYNUFCFOREVER.


Just when you start to think Newcastle are building something positive for the future they go and appoint Joe Kinner as Director of football! Ffs what is the point in that, if we needed a Director of football then get someone good!

Jimmy1976

So that ll put the mockers on Charlie coming back

16 Jun 2013 16:12:09
Joe kinnear again. Are they having a laugh AGAIN.

Joe kinnear. Need I say anymore?

Bloody hell now mad ashley is bringing back joe kinnear as director of football. charles insomnia all over again what a joke

What do people think of return of kinnear

Please tell me this story of Joe Kinnear being made director of football is a joke! What the h. is Ashley thinking of!! Does this mean that he will have a say on the players we buy ala Dennis Wise. The man is a complete dinosaur in footballing terms. Lord help us all!

So Joe Kinner is coming back into the club, That's it for me I feel like just giving up, Ashley has got to be on something because he can not be all there mentally. Really think the club will just go down and down if stupid stuff like this keeps going on.

BAWToon

I don't think Kinnear is going to add anything to the club, but I don't think he will have a negative impact either, it is generally a waste of time.

The most important thing is getting results.

If we are winning games, who really cares.

16 Jun 2013 13:12:18
What I think will happen (realistically)

OUTS: 30m
Harper - (Free)
Simpson - (Free)
Williamson - (1m)
Obertan - (3m)
Gosling - (2m)
Jonas - (3m)
Shola Ameobi - (1m)
Papiss Cisse - (20m)

INS:
Alex Pearce - (Free)
Tom Ince - (8m)
Georginio Wijnaldum - (8m)
Loic Remy - (8m)
Darren Bent - (5m)

___________________Krul___________________
___________Coloccini____M'Biwa_____________
Debuchy____________________________Santon

____________Cabaye_____Sissoko____________
Wijnaldum_________________________Ben Arfa

_____________Remy______Bent______________

Realistically?
That's the total opposite of realistic

20 million for cisse? Wtf is going to pay that?

A russian club

Just got a feeling Remy will be here, what do you think?

Krul

Debuchy
Collocini
Douglas
Santon

HBA
Sissoko
Tiote
Marveux

Cisse
Bent

Obertan 3m
Jonas 3m
what drugs you on

16 Jun 2013 10:22:45
Just been watching videos of Younes Belhanda, BEAST PLAYER. Plays behind the striker, got fantastic skill and a great pass. He's also got a great delivery, I think he's the exact type of player we need, I think he's a bit more attacking than cabaye. Would love Belhanda, would cost around 9m.

Agree with Belhenda having a great delivery, but he can't last 90 mins!

Good dribbler too.

16 Jun 2013 10:03:53
Gomis, the striker from Lyon is starting to get his name mentioned with English clubs again, smaller clubs than us too.

12m mark being quoted, we have known to be interested in the past, I wonder if we are tracking him but keeping it quiet - It seems every time we show interest in a player recently a few weeks later there are 10 clubs sniffing around.

I was looking at some odds and it turns out that Cardiff are the current favourites to sign Ince, surely we could steal a march on Cardiff if we really wanted.

Yes spot on and the Kinnear thing is another kick in the stotts