Newcastle Banter Archive April 15 2012

 

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15 Apr 2012 18:37:12
Watching Newcastle this season, we really need to be more of a threat from set pieces.
Seeing the deliverer giving signals to the other plays before taking the kick gives me the impression that they are working on things, but its so predictable - corners to the front post, freekicks floated on an angle for Williamson to 'attempt' to head across goal.
We should be much more of a threat, be interesting to see some stats of how many we score from set pieces

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It p@sses me off every time I see the corner taker raise their arm above their head, because I know they're going to aim the cross to Williamson at the far post to head back into the box for other players to attack and I've never once seen it work. And they try it every sigle time. I'm not saying it can't work but I want to see some variation in how we attack corners.

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15 Apr 2012 18:04:33
I think Adam Johnson should come to toon he's young English and very fast perfect for europe.
Moorski mag

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Good player and think he might be a decent price to buy but can not see him coming as we have a wage structure and i,m sure edd on here said the other day that he has a bad reputation ..

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Bad, bad reputation. Shouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.

Heard the filth are interested, let them have him I say.

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15 Apr 2012 12:20:15
it says in the papers that man city will raid newcastle for papiss cisse hopeit dont happen
pwnufc

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WHAT ABSOLUTE BULLSH*T. I don't know how mind numbingly stupid you have to be to make up this rumour. Did every sports journalist in the world just take one look a the fact Carroll went for 35Million and just assume Newcastle were always going to sell if an offer over 10Million came in? Cos if that were true, all the stand out players from this season would not be here anymore. Every article written to say that one of our top performers is leaving is always saying the fee is somewhere between 10-15Million, at a push 20Million. It's true Ashley will sell our best players at the right price but I doubt that price is anywhere between what the lazy, half arsed journalists claim it is. Furthermore, we just signed Cisse plus his form is fantastic so why on earth would the club settle for 15 Million?

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I read the same article this morning .i wiped my arse with it coz its all bull sh.te...dont believe owt you read in the sunday papers ...geordie tom

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One paper said chelsea were going toput in a £15m for Krul i think they are at least 10m short of the starting price

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It's just typical Southern press with nothing better to write about. They hate us doing well so like to sling muck to try and unsettle our players.

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Wouldn't get a game at city

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15 Apr 2012 12:10:44
Here is a reminder of some of the Pundits and Mackem predictions for our season
At pre season - NUFC have sold their best players and bought crocks and unknowns.SFC have bought wisely with proven PL players.
Start of the season -NUFC will never get them to gel and will be relegated.SFC will have higher attendances and be top dogs again.
After second game of the season-NUFC are lucky SFC have a stronger squad andwill finish above NUFC by end of the season.
Pre Christmas- SFC will catch NUFC before Santa arrives.(7points ahead)
Post Christmas - SFC will catch NUFC when the ACON takes half the team away.NUFC3 MANU 0
February - The NUFC squad is too small and the bubble will burst
March - SFC are the form team in the PL will soon catch the 10 points up.NUFC bubble will definitely burst soon (NUFC 1 SFC 1)
April - Lucky NUFC have sneaked 5 wins on the trot but it wont last and they wont get into top 5.
{ SFC 17 points behind are unlucky with referees,injuries, under performing so called proven PL players they bought ,M O'n failing to qualify for Strictly Come Dancing and a bad batch of pies}
Last home games 52000 at SJP 37000 at SoL
Dont you just love it when so many things that are said turn out to be so wrong and I am prepared to bet it wont be any different next season

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I listened to one pundit of Talk Sport a couple of days before the season started an he was raving about O Shame and Brownie from man utd and how sunderland were now to be considered as a top 4 (yes 4) club, on the same interview he said the Toon would struggle to avoid relegation because we were selling our top players and we had no vision or direction. wonder how much experts like him get

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Stan collymore came out and says sunderland would finish above us coz of oneill.

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Who the f*** is stan collymore 2 season wonder at liverpool spat is dummy and thats it...pierre van hoidonk wannabe me thinks.....smb all the way

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Well judging by the way you're laughing at every one elses mis judgements on the outcome of this season you must be about to win alot of money at the bookies from the bet you put on Newcastle to finish in champions league/eurpoean spot!!Lets face it the vast majority of your fans expected top 10 at best. I honestly think you're achievement has been outstanding this season-genuinly as much as it pains me to say it. But to come on a behave like you expected it. And I'm prepared to bet that we'll give you a run for your money next season. Why-because O'Neil is a better manager than Pardew. Pardew always starts well at clubs but its about how you finish. O'Neils win % is already better at Sunderland than Pardews is for Newcastle. I can't wait for next season because I think Newcastles brilliant success this season shows that the big boys can be shaken up without spending hundreds of millions.

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Right mate i think i speak for the majority of toon fans and at the beginning of the season we would of been happy with 7th or 8th.just we got sick of 99% of makems posting on our site that we had no money and we where going to relegated and pardews french legion are crap and would not jell..so imagine how much greef we are going to give when all them makems had egg on there face just as you,s did when we got relegated its called BANTER so no we never expected to be where we are but the way we have played most of the season we DESERVE IT..finally mon will have a better % at sol than pardew as pardew as been there longer its that simple..if you look at this tear think pardew as won more games and probably a better win %in 2012...

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Please refer to the post you are responding to. Never once did I say you didn't deserve it it in fact I think I've been pretty complimentary for a Sunderland fan and given credit where credit is due. In fact I said "you're achivement has been outstanding this season" and also "Newcastles brilliant success". Was only pointing out that although many of us (not me personally) thought you would be struggling this season- there was a hell of alot of your own fans were of a similar mindset. And what you said about banter- well exactly surely you expect us to come and and tell you we're gonna catch you next season. Would be very boring if we didn't!

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Banter it is mate and the only thing sunderland will catch next season is cold as u wont be able to atract decent players unless they are man u rejects and tbh agent bruce aint there now for back handers so thats out the question but you can all dream....

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Thats not true im sure heskey is itching to link up with MoN again.....**biting my lip holding back the giggles**

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15 Apr 2012 01:30:58
Liverpool FA Cup winners 2012, it is getting boring winning all these trophies, i suppose you lot wouldn't know about that

JJ LFC

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Enjoy it this season as it will be your last and weall know you will be supporting Man U or City next season.

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I hate loserpool fans

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You won it? Thought it was the Semi's yesterday? Didn't know Sunderland got that far, thought Everton knocked you out. SMB.

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Hey jj why u slating the toon mate u haven't won fa cup yet like i said to u other day i live in liverpool walton all u lfc fans really gutted were a better team than you s get over it lad ,

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Jj,s a makem but pretty sure lfc and safc are nearly the same fans GIRO SCROUNGING WORK DODGING DELUDED.......come back when you win it the fa cup and by the wat you got into to europe (just about) one win we need thanks..

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How arrogant can you be to actually come and gloat in front of toon fans over a trophy you haven't won yet and after a win NUFC had nothing to do with, after Newcastle beat Liverpool 2 weeks ago, considering NUFC are fairing far better in the league than you and have had their team financed by a hugely inflated sum Liverpool paid for a player who only had half a season of top flight football.

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Your looking like a right one now haha!

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