Newcastle Banter Archive April 12 2012

 

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12 Apr 2012 21:03:18
Newcastle are a joke, you have never won anything, and there is no atmosphere at the sports direct arena ha ha ha

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I never signed my last post, We are going to get ba off you in the summer

JJ LFC

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To JJ LFC
Get back to your own site to talk about your own club that has an person for a manager...in KK we trust you muppets he's past it....Champions League...your having a laugh btw thanks for he 35 million haha

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Liverpool fans still think that their history makes them a good team, tosser!

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I was at the Liverpool match when you got your pants pulled down by Cisse atmosphere was 2nd to non.

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We might take cisse as well, he wants to play for a proper team that has won stuff. We are going to win the FA Cup and add another 2 trophies to our count.

JJ LFC

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Without the badge currently Liverpool are like stoke.

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Everton will beat you this weekend.

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Your banter is like your team LAUGHABLE. You are just a feeder club and we will take our pick on your players again this summer

JJ LFC

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How s that you mug . i live in liverpool walton am a newcastle fan as i was born in newcastle noticed liverpool fans really bitter over newcastle this season

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You should watch liverpool if you are in walton rather than support lucky newcastle who have fluked it this season

JJ LFC

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Newcastle are awful! Liverpool are so much better than you! You Geordies really are silly If you think you are better! SAFC pride of the North-East

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I look around a few pages and it's always the same scousers. Best thing t come from Liverpool this yer is desperate scousewives. Dunno how they dare call us lucky. I was worried at start of season but watches the lads gel n we look a quality side that is capable of Beatin any1. These Liverpool fans r idiots like. Look at te state of there club and players. Appalling like. It's quite embarrassing t think of some of the money u have spent on below average players. Only one that's ok is suarez n in my opinion he should b kicked out of English football for what he did it was a disgrace and tn the club made a mockery out of it. Disgusting. Then let's get on to king kenny what more can I say but an absolute idiot. Hasn't the foggiest. Haha.

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Newcastle will go down next season

Andy LFC

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Lol bunch of jealous muppets. Don't know how they sare

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Shall we win a cup for you

Andy LFC Fa and league cup winners 2012

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Have you's took the mouse ears off that cup yet? Bragging about winning that micky mouse tin pot when not so long ago you's were fighting it out to defend your crown as the champions of europe, how the mighty have fallen, your going backwards my scouse friend and instead of facing up to it you've come on here to pick a fight with the team that are going in the opposite direction and taking the place amongst europes elite that you once called your own, feel sorry for you cos the scouse fans arent actually a bad bunch, but your being dragged back ten years by a manager thats so out of date its almost embarrasing, enjoy mid table mediocracy mate ;)

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Haha you liverpool fans are a joke, no wonder no one likes you, the only good thing to come out of liverpool was the beatles and they left. you are so arrogant that you believe you can buy whoever the hell you want. you blame commoli for buying the players you have, and while their prices were too much they still have quality which you precious KK hasnt been able to utilise, and to save face the directors sacked commolli. you fans and even your players are a bunch of racist, and youve been the joke of the premier league why would anyone want to join you. team in decline. either this or next season ill be watchin my team in the champions league, either in the stadium or on live TV, youll be watchin them play on the History Channel.

Toon Fanatic

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These idiots make me laugh....how can they say we have won nothing then brag about how man times they won the league in the 80's?

we wont plenty things over 50 years ago but dont brag about that.

And liverpool were maybe a better option that us last season but players will look at our set up, manager, league position and pick us everytime.

The only thing liverpool can do to attract players these days is pay big wages and offer them the chance to beat the top sides 2nd string 11 in the mickey mouse cup.

ToonFan

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Take your pick Ranger or Ameobi

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As if shola would consider them....they mgith get ranger...

lets start the bidding at 35million

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Liverpool fan talking about going to Football matches... Just how much Dole money do they get??

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I think the main problem Liverpool fans have is they thought they would be in our position at this point of the season after spending at least 80 million nightmare.

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Guys guys, it's fine Liverpool will do just fine in the Europa League... wait...

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I smell a smb pretending to be a scouser! , pathetic!

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12 Apr 2012 20:40:47
Right lets get down to business. How much money are we going to have to spend on players if we get into Europe? How many players do we need to buy so we have good squad depth?

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Yeah, the scousers have a great habit recently of buying good players and making them look slightly below average. Keep up the good work Kenny.

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We need to spend a bit like. Pieters won't come cheap and Douglas won't either. Am sure we'll make a few quid selling and spend half of it buying. Let's cross our fingers eh?

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I hope we dont make much selling pklayers we want to keep the good

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I agree if we just loose two players that would be a great result. If we sell Tiote then I'm sure that would mean with that added to the transfer money we could get in 3 maybe 4 high profile players. Douglas has to be one and i like the look of Luuk de Jong so why don't we give him a try again since we have a good league position?

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12 Apr 2012 16:56:34
Just watchin twente v az. That Douglas looks like a real hothead like. Maybe a good thing maybe a bad thing who knows. Also looks a little slow but certainly the right build for te epl

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12 Apr 2012 15:33:00
Leaked pictures of the 12/13 shirts. Unsure of their legitimacy. With Northern Rock as the sponsor I'm guessing is this a very early mock up. I'm not a fan, so I hope these aren't the finished piece.

www.footballshirtculture.com/12/13-kits/newcastle-united-12-13-puma-home-away-third-football-shirts-leaked.html

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12 Apr 2012 12:18:03
Just thought i would post an update on the 4 teams competing for the 2 champions league positions.
Newcastle-59points
Fixtures: Stoke(home) Wigan(away) Chelsea(away) Man City(home)
Everton(away)
Form: WWWWW
Injuries: Vuckic, S Taylor, Marveaux, Lovenkrands
Tottenham-59points
Fixtures: Chelsea(FA cup-home) QPR(Away) Blackburn(Home) Bolton(Away)
Aston Villa(Away) Fulham(Home)
Form: DWWDL
Injuries: Kaboul, Dawson, Parker, Bentley,Jenas, Huddlestone
Chelsea-57points
Fixtures: Tottenham(FA-away) Barcelona(CL-Home) Arsenal(away) Barcelona(CL-away) QPR(home) Newcastle(home)
Liverpool(away) Blackburn(home)
Form:WWWWD
Injuries:none
Arsenal-64points
Fixtures: Wigan(home) Chelsea(home) Stoke(away) Norwich(home) West Brom(away)
Form: WWLWW
Injuries:Kieran Gibbs, Gervinho, Per Mertesacker, Abou Diaby, Francis Coquelin, Jack Wilshere, Emmanuel Frimpong

Arsenal look favourites to get a place. Tottenham and Chelsea have other distractions and we are in the best form. 2nd favourites?
Note:Injuries dont include those who are expected back before next game.

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12 Apr 2012 11:38:01
Ed, wen is collocini back and hav there been any updates on marveux and steven taylor recently? {Ed001's Note - try this: http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php that is the official timings and you can find out more details on the injury they have.}

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Colo was back the last game

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Do you actualy watch the toon

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12 Apr 2012 11:37:17
I have been surprised by newcastle for the whole season and honestly do not have a clue why so many people have come on here and said that newcastle are going to do so badly in there next 5 games. With the attacking treo we have now no one can deny that we are going to score goals. Against many of the teams we play you could not say the same. Stoke, Wigan and Everton all struggle to score. Can't deny it will be hard to beat Man City if they are still fighting for the title. However can see us getting a draw against Chelsea. So can't understand how someone on an earlier post said we would only get a single point. If we get 10 points I would be surprised if we dont get champions league.

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Its only jealous mackems mate.

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11 Apr 2012 23:27:16
Rumour going round on Twitter and Facebook that Tiotes sold his house and he's on his way to Man u, probs a load of bull but has anyone heard anything? any eds shed some light?? thanks peeps :) {Ed003's Note - I dont believe tw@tter }

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Don't think so

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This could be true I'm sure I have just seen him in wilmslow I'm a toon fan too. Someone needs to check that he ain't in the toon. I hope he is and I'm wrong

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The squad have been giving the rest of the week so they could all be anywhere.

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Even if he did go I think this present management would counter it with a good signing

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To be honest and this could be a bit on the controversial (spelling) side I dont see anyone in our squad who is irreplaceable, with the exception of Cisse and Krul, purely as goal scorers are hard to come by and cost alot and good keepers are also a rare breed, not saying i want anyone to be sold cos i DO NOT but with the current scouting setup i reckon anyone could be replaced

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