Newcastle Banter Archive October 10 2013

 

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10 Oct 2013 20:27:38
Here's a little task for you:
Put these managers in a list from 1-6 with 1 being the favourite and 6 being your least favourite to manage nufc
Ray Wilkins
Faith Terim
Roberto Di Matteo
Marcelo Bielsa
Frank Rijkaard
Avram Grant
All of these are out of management for me it has to be
1. Fatih Terim
2. Frank Rijkaard
3. Marcelo Bielsa
4. Ray Wilkins
5. Roberto Di Matteo
6. Avram Grant

What is your list?
NUFC4L1FE

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1Joe Kinnear
2 Kevin keegan
3 Alan shearer.
4 Ruud Gullit
5 Tony pulis

That's my perfect choice. Kinnear should get the job he's a top manager and suits the style of play newcastle are known to play. wasted as a dof.

Keegan is god, shearer is a legend who talks sense on motd, knows he's stuff. Gullit bar he's arrogance is a top manager was unlucky at nufc previously always wanted him back. Tony pullis has a great game plan and would make sjp a fortress.

I would of said poyet but he's obviously taken. He has the making of a world class manager.

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Do you really think a manager of any standing will EVER come to Newcastle
1 Ashley does not want a manager that talks back

2 a manager of any kind will not he given funds or have any day which players come in

A manager will manage & frankly that is enough for Pardew but not any one of ambition, managing a team assembled by someone else is a difficult job

Jack

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Why do you think we didn't buy anyone in the summer?
Its obvious mike Ashley is planning to sell

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I would rather have Ruud Gullit then Alan Pardew

Wouldn't you?

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Don't get why SMBs come on here and pretend to be a Geordie. Didn't you say PDC is going to be world class? Oh wait he got fired. How many sunderland managers has pardew faced now? 4!

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1. Marcelo Bielsa
2. Rijkaard (spelling)
3. Faitht Terim (spelling)
4. Di Matteo
5. Ray Wilkins
6. Avram grant

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Bielsa plays the most modern and attractive football out of all of them and know the modern game, I think others apart from Wilkins would struggle

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JT Wilkins would talk the players to boredom
But anyway you know none of these or any other manager of quality coming in will not happen
When you appoint a manager at the meeting in the casino you get what we have Alan Pardew
As we are seeing appointing your mates in management does not work Kinnear Pardew Llambias who is now gone is a complete joke

Jack

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Why are peopel mentioning wilkins. when has he in the last 10yrs been linked to any job never mind a prem. wouldn't make my 100 bever mind 6.
Why not pick from these, just as much chsnce of getting em than anyone on your list

Jose
Wenger
Pep G
AVB
Moyes
Dortmund fella
Laudrup

Dannitoon

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What happened to negative Zeus, and where did negative Jack suddenly appear from. ;)

The Ed on the Sunderland page catches us out if we start pretending to be one of them sewing the seeds of discontent, how come ours let's is all past without a wink or a nudge.

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{Ed007's Note - Do you know how sad and pathetic you sound? Who in their right mind would go onto another team's forum and pretend to support them? Don't worry, you will soon start to get hair in strange places and your voice will breakk and become as deep as your sister's. It's called puberty and is a sign you are becoming an adult. We can check every post that everyone sends in with one click to check the databases, I usually block people that do it after all the sites are aimed at adults, not pea-brained adolescents.}

Post above: negative Zeus sometimes pretends to be someone else - Ashton, Penny, Sam Val, etc so Jack could well be the fraud in yet another guise. I suspect he's a Mackem as well, come to spread gloom and despondency amongst us. But two negatives don't make a positive! Vic

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Can there be any doubt that it is Zeus12, who is without a doubt a Sunderland fan.

I will admit, in the past I have pretended to be a Sunderland fan on their page, to cause a bit of trouble, but only for banter sake, and I did not persist with it for weeks at a time.

There is a big difference between having a bit of fun between the pages, and going full stalker mode. I hope he is okay, something is not right there.

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{Ed007's Note - Well as you are admitting doing it perhaps a short sabbatical from the sites will give you a chance to mature, and possibly think of a tag to use. We have more important things to do with our time than play silly beggars with juvenile supporters who can't even decide what team they support, especially some sad little anonymous troll like yourself.}

Don't blame Ed, he can't easily tell a Mackem just from an e-mail, but there have been a few little clues that add up once the connection's been made. The cat's out of the bag now, and the fraud won't be able to fool us again. Vic

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Never read such a dope as this Vic guy and understand why not only one person but others think he is a pleb.
This is a banter page use it for that Go play with your toys somewhere else.

Jack I'm back

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Read a lot of B. ks on here recently 2nd Last post pretended to be a Mackem are you for real. You and this Vic guy want throwing off a bridge.

It is about opinion and mine is Newcastle are struggling and when a ray of sunshine comes out p. ks like you 2 seem to get some strength to spout off. Having said that if we beat Liverpool I will be on bender with about 20000 mates.

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Last post Yes Agree he seems to have lost it, a few pills I think
Poor guy infatuated by Zues never talks about the Toon

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Without doubt a Mackem fan Geez are you for real Sounds like JFK if you don't like what I do and say it ior print it you are a Mackem
We have some dopes as fans but Vic & his mate the pretend Mackem take the biscuit

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Zeus, mate, you're just not clever enough for this game. Your style gives you away. Four posts in a row so far, and now we've all had confirmation that you're Jack as suspected. But if you want to talk football, perhaps you might tell us Mags why you'd prefer Campbell or Vuckic to Benny? Vic

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Well just to be annoying:
Mourinho (might come would love support and remeber SBR)
Wenger (contract running out)
Pep NO CHANCE BUT HE WANTS TO MANAGE IN ENGLAND
AVB NO CHANCE
Mouse no chance
Jurgen Klopp might wanna try England
Laudrup why not?

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For you saying Ray Wilkins has never been linked with a club for ages he was one of the top candidates to get the WBA job when Hodgson came England manager along with ranieri and clarke

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Zeus: here's another post about the Toon. You think there's only three teams as poor as us. Tell us which three you're talking about. I say we'll finish ahead of at least seven teams, and I'm happy to name them: from these - Fulham; Palace; Cardiff; Villa; Hull; West Brom (I reckon they'll collapse again) Norwich and your lot. And it would be no surprise if Swansea turn out to have a season like ours last term, doing well in Europe but caught out by injuries and lack of depth. I'm not forecasting a top ten finish because I'm a realist, not a psychotic fantasist. Vic

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Well said vic

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Zeus makes the same grammar errors in his posts.

It is like a somebody covering their eyes with their hands and peeking through their fingers, giggling to themselves thinking nobody can see them.

Just accept that you are bottom of the Premier League, you do not have to put yourself through this.

Imagine how bad he is going to get if we beat Sunderland by 3 or more goals. LOL

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10 Oct 2013 13:32:26
This is purely based on peoples opinions, not whether ashley would do this.

Say if pardew was fired, and as there is a bit of a spat at cardiff and Malky McKay was fired as well, would any of you consider having McKay as our manager? He has got cardiff playing some fantastic football over the years but lacks premier league experience as a manager.

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Not for me. He would be bottom of my list with the list with Steve Kean.

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Pardew is going nowhere he can't and he wont

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3rd post, read properly, its purely based on people's opinions this is just a random scenario.

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Perhaps McKay could be Pardew's number 2? if he leaves cardiff he might be interested but I think he'd prefer first team management

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