Newcastle Banter Archive August 07 2013

07 Aug 2013 18:07:08
Can't c us spending 15mil on a midfielder we don't need. We don't spend that on a striker which we desperately need! We could buy Siem de Jong and alberwierd for that money much better balance for our squad

I am still hopeful on gomis going through
Worst case bent too

For me a decent winger and centre back also needed
We will see

Bent no way he's off to Fulham never was going to u, gomis president says he's pessimistic he will join at all. in other words he's not joinin u lol

We will see SMB, don't be cocky about Gomis we know what happened with remy!

Cooled ya interest lol just been on tv, told ya:)

07 Aug 2013 13:30:09
The following words or phrases should be banned from being used ever again on this website, as they appear very Funking day!

1. SMB
2. Deluded
3. Jeez
4. Over the line
5. Big club
6. HWTL
7. Ed what do you think.
8. You don't see us coming on to your page
9. You didn't read the post right
10. You clearly know nothing about football

Dont forget person

May be you should stop coming on if it upsets you that much. Anyway you are using up all the mackems vocabulary so what they going to say if these words get banned?

You forgot the ever present Mackem English 'you's'.

Ive got a big vocabulary and I can always change my name if it upsets you that much.
It was given to me by one of your lot anyway.
At least I sign my posts.

Omg to the person who posted this JEEZ you SMB your very DELUDED about who we sign even though we only got remy OVER THE LINE. we are a BIG CLUB and YOU DON'T SEE US COMING ON TO YOUR PAGE? YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL because YOU DIDN'T READ THE POST RIGHT. HWTL oh ED WHAT DO YOU THINK? {Ed003's Note - I try not to tbh it just ends up in a confused state of mind }

Its unbelievable the guy puts on a legitimate post and the kids come straight out with the things he wants to stop you will never stop the children from coming on these sites mate

I did the original post, it was supposed to be a joke. nevermind

Gannin roond and roond a rooondaboot on a scuta

07 Aug 2013 11:18:49
We should go for Jefferson Montero, winger, so he's what we need and i'd like to see a bit of south american flair in our team!

This guy does look promising. But would be suprised is Newcastle have even heard of him.
We have never heard anything about us having scouts based in South America, we just aren't in that market. Should be though as a lot of the best players in the world hail from there.

07 Aug 2013 07:33:22
who else thinks ince is over rated? I watched him the other night against pne and he was awfull he made some weird decisions and looked very mardy I would rather go in for Sinclair he's loads better

I concur.

Looked average, made some good runs in to the box but he is about as clinical as Danny Welbeck.

I would be happier with Marveaux and Obertan.

Are you joking!

Obertan.

He is one of the worst players I have ever seen in black & white, and believe you me after 20 years I've seem some bad players.

Obertan at least has skill and pace, he just lacks end product.

Andreas Anderson and Jon Dahl tomasson are the worst I have ever seen.

Andreas Anderson has to be the only player that was consistent at tripping over his own feet running with the ball, I have never seen anything like it.

Anyone who states obertan has plenty skill surely does not go to games. As a season ticket holder for the past 28 years I don't think I have ever been so disappointed and frustrated with a player as much as I have with obertan. Yes he has pace but he doesn't even use that to his advantage

Amdy faye was my worst, he was terrible

Last post can you remember jon dahl Newcastle bought him to play behind the striker who at the time was shearer unlucky for him as shearer got injured and Newcastle had to play tomassson up front which didn't suit his style of play the lad left and went to Italy and see how good he was playing behind the front men say no more as for obertan he will never have any end product as long as he has a hole in his rear end {Ed003's Note - to be fair to Ince it was a difficult game for him he was doubled up on by the defenders sometimes 3 of them and was let down by his team mates not helping him on the night,he was also getting dogs abuse non stop but his youthful petulance does need adressing}

Obertan doesn't offer anything to the team.
Even if he did use his pace (which he never does) and got to the byline he can't cross or shoot.
All he does is get the ball then either lay in back to the fullback or give it away.
He is just a drain on resources. Should be offering him to everyone in part-exchange deals just to possibly get the price down a bit (even half a mil would be good).
Give him to Lyon as part of Gomis deal.

Can't remember much of A. Anderson perhaps because he was that bad.
Jon Dahl was unlucky as was played out of position due to Shearers injury.
Amdy Faye could at least tackle.

Obertan can do anything, is just a complete waste of space!

Paul Kitson

06 Aug 2013 23:43:42
Premiership your having a laugh, fair play to the toon army at ibrox tonight, the player of the match went to a 2ND div team named Mohsni remember that name

Pre season friendly who gives a cr*p? Atleast were in the top flight bonny lad eh? Even if u lot eventually get up to the spl Celtic always have and always will be the biggest club in Scotland

Rangers are easily the biggest club in scotland, and even bigger than you's

They used to have no serious class opposition apart from Celtic so therefore more chance of trophies and continual involvement in Europe.
Their gates were no bigger than ours so why are they bigger than us?
(And 'you's' means you must be a Mackem. Don't know why you lot are always going on about sheep!)

Rangers are still even now one of the worlds biggest light years ahead of little Newcastle pal.

Rangers having won 54 domestic league titles (from Scottish top-flight Division), have won more titles than any other professional football club in the World. The club not only holds the record for the most league titles but also holds the world record for the most domestic trophies won by a single professional football club, recognised by UEFA, winning 115 in all. If you counted just trophies rangers are the biggest club in the WORLD.

Newcastle have won?.


Record home League attendance: 118, 567 (against Celtic, won 2–1, 2 January 1939). Record home Scottish Cup attendance: Record home Scottish League Cup attendance: 105,000 (against Celtic, won 2–1, 16 October 1948). Record home European attendance: 85,000 (against Leeds United, draw 0–0, 26 March 1968).
Record Scottish Cup attendance: 143, 570 (against Hibernian, won 1–0, Hampden Park (N), 27 March 1948).

Newcastles is 64k haha.

Did you not read what I said about standard of opposition when it comes to winning the title?
As for gates - when did Rangers last get those kind of figures - consistently?
(And, referring to the first sentence - isn't it good to support a club who has no opposition and goes on winning trophies season after season?)

Scottish football has, is and always will of rubbish a standard. Stoke's reserves would win that league every season.

Not sticking up for the rangers fan but when you look at perspective rangers and celtic are massive clubs their are more people living in London than the whole of Scotland and both have won European trophies with celtic being first british club to win European cup

The spl was competative. Celtic are another huge club the first british team to win what is now the champions league. Hibs hearts and aberdeen have had top teams over the years.

The spl is poor now but it wasnt always easy to win.

By your theory barca and madrid are not big clubs and all domestic trophies they have won count for nothing. Because like the spl was the spanish league is a two horse race.

Deluded.

Over a hundred trophies is remarkable. Over 50 domestic titles is awesome.

Rangers fan base is ten times that of newcastle. We get 47k in the scottish 4th division. If rangers or celtic were in the english prem we could both attract over 100k easily.

Thing is the Spanish league has only two teams capable of winning the league the same as the spl was. So by your theory Real Madrid and Barcelona domestic titles count for nothing and they are irrelevant clubs like Celtic and rangers. Yes Madrid and barca do well in Europe, wait a minute Celtic were Britain's first winners of the champions league and went to the latter stages last season.

Celtic and rangers are massive clubs rangers, winning over 50 titles is special and winning over 100 trophies is to be respected.


As for attendances rangers get over 47k in the Scottish lower leagues, if rangers and/or Celtic were in the English Prem they would have to double there stadium sizes to satisfy demand.

For the same reason that if Newcastle were in the Scottish League they would probably have to double THEIR attendances too as they would probably start to win cups and be in Europe every year. Go figure.

If Rangers and Celtic got into the EPL they most probably wouldn't win cups any more or get into Europe due to the standard of teams in the League. I think you'd see attendances falling never mind doubling.
It's not nice having no success. And we should know - although we still pull in a regular 52000+ every home game.

For a fact if celtic and rangers got in the prem they would compete for the title eventually. that's why it will never happen. They are both massive clubs with gigantic fanbases. With the media money and fan base and investors that would be flocking to the two clubs they would be able to compete for the best players.

As for attendances newcastle would not get over fifty thousand against the smaller scottish teams like celtic and rangers can. Your deluded.

Both the glasgow clubs would get over a 100k attendances in the prem whether they were at the top or bottom. If they can get thre crowds they get now against raith rovers gretna etc they would easily get 100k.

You really are blind to how big the glasgow clubs are.

Remember how many fans rangers took to manchester a few years a go for uefa cup over 250k rangers fans were in manchester that day.