Newcastle Banter Archive July 06 2011

06 Jul 2011 21:32:16
only people saying erdinc coming is english press had a look in french media sites and psg site and no mention of him coming or going to stuttgart press sales as usual

06 Jul 2011 20:23:18
Newcastle are on the verge of signing Emile Heskey. Alan Pardew has said he is a 20 goal a season striker who will keep them up. A bid of 5m has been lodged and accepted. That is the last of the Carroll money as Pardew is looking to bring in a couple more french school boys on free's to take Newcastle to the next level.

Pull yourself together your embarressing Sunderland fans that actually have footballing knowledge.

All this talk of us signing school boys yet abied the youngest of our signings and he is older than wickham The other french guys are all in their twenties so where does school boys come from? Come on wise up

06 Jul 2011 20:00:54
Bad news for the scruffy lot down the road.....Ben Arfa has annonced he is 100% fit and in top shape 2nd game of the season you lot will experiance him in full flow and be destroyed

He is not fit at all

Check out his statement Says he is fit and back to full health and just needs match fitness and time on the pitch I didnt say he was match fit just fit to start training Whats the matter? Scared?

Wont be risked till new year as club see him as there secret weapon to get out of relegation battle

By the time we play you's he will be 110% it's not him you should worry bout though its big shola

Don't get ya hopes about ben arfa he won't be the same after that injury

Not worried But you guys want toworry about kepping your squad together(enrique, barton, collachini, tiote, ben hafa, ect)nolan was just the start of the exodus of big players

Never really get over a broken leg. Always think twice before you go in for a challenge. Not going to be the same player.

We definately don't need to worry because SMB's only threat came from Welbeck, Bent and Gyan and when the second game of the season comes around none will be playing so 3 easy points.

I think you'll find many more players have left sunderland than newcastle as yous rely on loan deals that you don't follow up on or old players who soon will retire.

Loan deals, we signed elmohamady, Muntari was poor, Ferguson won't sell Welbeck, Mensah was always injured, Onouha we are still after. check your statement 1st moron. bet your jealous that we splashing the cash, where is your 35m? oh yeah Pardew has spent most of it on 3-4 players, wages and agent fee's. big club anymore? no relegation battle next season for you

Moron? You agreed that more had left you lot yet still call the lad a person Then say check your facts yet you havent even checked your own post for your contradiction Moron

06 Jul 2011 18:48:02
I know I'm living in dream land here and realistically it will never happen while fat mike is the owner but we are still frat away from signing the amount of players that we need. We need to hold onto the likes of Barton, it would be ludicrous if we let him go, and do everything we can to keep Enrique, colo and tiote to. I'm pleased with the new signings but we need more quality and goals bringing in. Aswell we need to add numbers as back up, otherwise we loose some key players and new signings like HBA, Barton, ba, tiote etc to injury or suspension and were back to square one
My team:
Gk - I'd play Forster but happy with krul to
Rb - need someone new, Simpson isn't up to it
Cb-need some1 to partner colo atleast preferably backup to
Lb- hold on to Jose and buy back up
Rw- need back up to Barton, no one if he is injured
Cm- tiote/gosling/cabaye/abeid - happy with that choice and then ben arfa in attacking role behind strikers
Lw- I'd play marvauex & get nzog in as jonas isn't up to it
St- need two more, ba is a great signing I think. But I think sturridge would be perfect for us in every aspect. New no. 9. Would be stupid not to go for him as we are netter than all the other clubs linked with him and then another one in to. Preferably not African as we would loose them and ba in jan

I know hardly any of this will happen but for me that is what we need to really compete and the thing is we all know we have the money to do it I'm not asking for world class signings just when there's a chance to get someone like sturridge go and get him ffs We have some great foundations and players already so let's build on that and by doing so it will ensure the best ones stay.
Haway
St-

06 Jul 2011 16:32:51
the erdinc deal is back on according to many sources. psg have accepted an offer and he has been given permission to speak to nufc. source is the psg twitter page. he however is keen on a move to turkey so deal might not happen

erdinc is the decider in this deal not the bid

Erding will arrive on tyneside tonight On a flight from Paris at 1940 hrs you heard it here first, from my source i'm pretty sure it'll be correct if he agrees terms the press conference will take place on Friday

Oh no he wont hes going to schalke

Who does press confrences, s now a days..

Northumbria police lol

Why would his club accept a supposedly bid from newcastle of 7.5mill when reports in germany say stuttgart have offered 12mill

Because the £12 million bid is bulls**t.

His situation is the same as Gyans he says he not going anywhere and wants to stay yet still the rumours rumble Thats cos nothing is set in stone Thats for both players If the club accepts a bid its generally good bye

06 Jul 2011 16:17:53
I think Krul should be our number 1 next season.He got called up to the netherlands for friendlies against Brazil where he keeped a clean sheet and against uruguay.Forster should be our 2 choice after his great season at celtic keeping 24 clean sheets in 38 games but he needs to be loaned to someone like norwich or swansea to give hima taste of the prem.Finally Harper should be our 3 choice and when he retires he will be a goalkeeping coach at newcastle.Poor Soderberg (our 3 choice last year) will have to make do with the reserves but when Harper retires mabye he could be our 3 choice.

Boys in Black and White

06 Jul 2011 15:42:15
Why would we spend 35£ on one striker like benzama or gomez.We should buy someone like jones(Stoke) who would only cost around 10£.Save some for January if we're in trouble.Get rid of the likes of Xisco who has only scored 1 goal in 9 apperances.Ranger should be sold aswell and Lovenkrands.You could name a couple of players like Guthrie, Smith, Perch, Routledge.Best was alright but he is not good enough for the prem and some of his goals were complete flukesWilliamson isn't going to be a regular starter next season so he could go aswell

Boys in Black and White

Ranger would fetch 1m if sold, send him out on loan to boro/leeds he scores lots of goals he becomes worth 10m like shane long, makes sense dont you think

06 Jul 2011 15:21:00
clubs in dire straights now the fringe players and young lads on a couple of hundred quid a week are to be sacked to curb wages as no one wants the likes of smith routledge ameobi and ranger whats going on at the toon

Made up All the youth team and reserves that were kept on from last term are still there and will remain there unless an offer is made At least make something up of interest or can be half true

Only what the chronicle printed

06 Jul 2011 14:48:26
yous have rplaced carroll with a" freebie " spent the money off nolan on cabaye and got a couple of free frogs and now iambiarse and pardwho are more or less telling yous the money has gone when are yous going to wake up and smell the roses

Yes and wheres is the money off benty aswell...probably ready to line fergies pockets so you can have 30 year old ne one wants or expensive unproven teenagers...oh sorry there was, nt much left off benty after paying harry, s sell on clause roughly 4 to 5 million...if you noticed you have only spent some of henderson money...get a grip smb

Would you be so bothered if we bought ba for £10m? it's called good business getting his class for free, jealous smb

Diference is with us the signings are still coming as for man united rejects its called bringing experience in to help the young players on we had the youngest average team in the premiership last season why is it when we buy players they are called " rejects " and when the mags buy players they are called " class " fact is we are getting experienced prem players while the mags are getting cheap foreign untried imports [ maybe the fat controoler has spent some of the carroll money on shops so yous can buy all your mag tops and give him even more of your money ] ha ha

At least if you had paid 10 mill for ba yous would know where the money was going cashley , lambiarse and pardwho are taking yous for a ride and yous are too stupid to realise it

"yous are too stupid".

You don't see the irony in that sentence? You don't have to write like you speak, fool.

If you sign a free player does, nt he ask for signing on fee which is probably millions numpty they are not saying the money has gone they are saying they have spent some.....its like you, s have paid 8-12 million for wickam add his wages to that which is probably 50k a week that means its cost 10 million in wages over 5 years then thers the agents fee, s you pay thats what they mean smb

Didnt see the funny side of that we r on here 2 have football banter not 4 lessons in etiquette if u want an english language lesson let me know or was that the best reply you cud cum up with when the goin gets tough the replies get facetious ha ha ha stupid

Yeah but how can you have banter with your literature? Come on use spell check

Just let the mackems keep spending huge amounts of money on average players. Brown and Gibson look decent because they are playing with world class players against average prem teams. When you put them in an average team, which Sunderland are they will look very average.

Abit jealous? yes. if you put them in a rubbish side like newcastle you would destroy their careers, thats why your best players go to save their careers, you ruined Michael Owens career

You lot havent had a micheal owen Speak up when you have something to speak about and just using our own signings and player involvement as an excuse cos you dont have enough wit to make something up yourself

Michael Owen ruined his own career and Jealous of what mackems throwing money at a primary school kid and signing Larsson who can only last around 50-60 minutes before gassing out i will admit the Gardener deal is a good one but other than him the other aren't good.

06 Jul 2011 10:53:48
Id like to see u bring in these players:
Erdnic 7.5M or Shane Long 6M
N'Zoggbia 9M
Neil Taylor 1M
and Solomon Rondon 12M
and if Jose and Joey leave replacements for them

Not going to happen Pardew has said most of the 35m has gone and he is looking for a couple of more young lads with potential, so the 7m and 6m and 9m bids will not be happening, Taylor might come for 1.5m but that would be about it

We will sign at least 2 more players dont be surprised if 3 come in

06 Jul 2011 08:00:04
Newcastle want Liam Ridgewell for £3.5mil because able centre back and left back so replace Enrique.

He will cost more than 3.5m, bet birmingham want at least 7m and we don't have 7m left out of the Carroll money