Newcastle Banter Archive May 05 2013

 

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05 May 2013 21:37:42
Mike ashley is considering replacing pardew at the end of the season with Montpellier manager Rene Girard, who led them to the ligue 1 title, and has already come out and said he wants a move to England.

Girard to complete the French revolution?

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We won't beat QPR, we could not beat wonderland, we won't beat arsenal, as for wonderland crumbling after 6-1 away to villa, did we not get beat 6-0 at home, the truth is if wonderland got beat 1-0 off villa it would of been a positive result, and the sess missing is a factor, we said no wonderland player would get a place in our side. if we won 3-0 I would have the lot.

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Rafa is going to be the new boss if we stay up.

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Rafa will go to Schalke

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If we stay up Rafa is the new boss of the Toon.

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05 May 2013 20:08:08
If we don't beat Q. P. R. Then I think we may go down on goal difference, hope I'm wrong been a fan since I was 8yrs old I'm now 57 now to much pain for anybody COME ON THE TOON

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No need to worry we will stay up we get a goal less draw at the worsed against qpr Norwich go down

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You will get beat of qpr they got nowt to play for but pride they played well the weekend you's are doomed when we beat stoke the night.

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Same old mackems banging thier drums. You said the same thing about Villa and how did that turn out for you?

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05 May 2013 16:10:56
QPR away

Harper
Taylor Collocini Mbwia

Ben Arfa Sissoko Tiote Cabaye Marv (if fit)

Cisse Goufran

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Jonas will play

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Do you want us to lose this game?

The only reason we got a point yesterday is Elliot yet you drop him.

Marveaux could never play as a wing back he's not too interested in chasing back and his fitness levels aren't good enough.

And neither could Ben Arfa his fitness is worrying and just coming back from injury.

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Why no Eliott! saved our bacon on saturday

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The problem with Elliot is that he has 1 good game and then the next game makes rookie mistakes and leaks a goal.

For me he is a risk.

Harper is top draw.

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Top draw? he made just as many mistakes as Elliot does when he had a run at the begginning of the season. Elliot for QPR game in my opinion.

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05 May 2013 16:05:07
After watching the West Ham game I have the horrible feeling that we will be relegated. Pardews Hoofball defensive tactics have crippled us. He has destroyed Cisse by playing him alone up front since Ba left. WHY did he replace Goufran with Ameobi? A player with pace causing problems for a statue that is so easy to mark. WHY Gosling before Anita? Gosling is absolute s**t and Anita keeps the ball. If and its a BIG if, Pardew must be replaced by a manager with attacking instincts. The biggest grief is that a club our size and potential are hoping that other clubs hold the key to our fate. I predict we will try for 0-0 against QPR and to keep score down v Arsenal. Pardew play!

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I think your right mate he has lost the dressing room and the fans but they got to roll there sleaves up and get 4 points from last 2 games and they will survive. then we have a post mortem god willing

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Gosling likes to play near the striker waiting for knock downs and making late runs into the box and can score goals but he isn't the defensive cm that Pardew wants to use him as.

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05 May 2013 15:11:59
STOP!! People saying we should sack Pardew and replace him with Frenchman Rene. Whatever.

The last thing we need is another frenchman at the club especially a french manager that will bring more french players to the club. I beleive the french go missing when the going gets tough, not just at newcastle. Look at the national team at the world cup, it was a disgrace. Get some english or even dutch players in. Scott sinclair 6m maybe 5. Good young english lad, Tom Ince, Mcgugan, Caulker. There are loads. Just stop the French invasion please. Too many together and the spirit of the club goes. Look at the derby, they just didn't get it.

Ideal situation would be Wigan get relegated, Pardew gets sacked and we get Martinez.

Geordie Al

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Because English players never let anyone down do they?

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Dont beleive everything you read

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We have been crap so let's all blame the French!. C'mon it's thanks to our french speakers we have the points we do have.

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If we stay up we are getting Rafa.

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Martinez is very overrated. Everybody talks about his yearly saving act but who takes them down to the relegation zone in the first place?

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05 May 2013 13:08:45
Lol, something to brighten up the mood!
go on the mackems site, they're saying about how in the summer they think they should go for loic remy, yilmaz sigurdsson and get ready for this, lamela and adebayor! WTF do they think they are!? its soooo funny how utterly deluded and clueless they are and listen to this, they think they can buy buttner, yh one of the most promising man u youths at the moment, for just 3.7m?! so so funny! they even think they could get Moussa sow who's we're chasing and so are liverpool!
But I think lamela and adebayor is classic, lamela valued at 20m, chased by barca and milan, adebayor a first team starter on about 100k weekly wages who will probs go abroad!
And they call us deluded?

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Haha lol. Oh god lamela class!

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It was just one person who said that, didn't leave a name so i'm guessing he's a horse puncher!

Liono74 3/0 ftm

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Its a bit like some of the posts on here but more realistic targets for both could be players like ross mcormick and e bank blake if either sunderland or Newcastle go through the trap door

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Buttner isn't a youth.

Geordie Al

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He's a young promising player!

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Are you saying we've got a chance to sign Sow but the Mackems don't?
Reality check we're one place above them and Sow is probably on big wages in Turkey and we've got a wage cap.

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05 May 2013 13:05:36
QPR will beat newcastle. I reckon 2 or 3 nil. we won't score another Goal this season!

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You say QPR will beat Newcastle and then follow that with we won't score another goal. Are you a mackem by any chance? Only asking as you should have said QPR will beat us if you were a Newcastle fan.

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Why say we if he is a mackem mate

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Exactly. Why say Newcastle then follow it up with we.

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Nope, i'm a newcastle fan. an honest one, who makes predictions based on the performances put on over the last three months!

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Whats your opinion lads i'm a sunderland fan and I keep saying this Newcastle will win a game to keep them up but if I was a fan of nufc I would be wondering what's going on the players are there to win games but just not performing do you put this down to
1/some of the players not being good enough
2/ to many foreigners in the side who don't have the heart for the fight
3/ the manager and his selections
4/ the manager and his tactics

myself I find it hard to pick as last season I thought pardew was manager of the season on his tactics. his selections in certain games was outstanding. could question some of the players not up to it but players like tiote cabaye and cisse to name a few are more than good enough didn't mention ben arfa as to me the lad seems to be carrying an injury. so myself I can't put my finger on it.

as for my own club I put it down to poor manager selections and tactics under mon though I wanted the guy to succeed he seemed to have lost the players.

I just hope by keeping pardew it doesn't cost you your premier league place and I hope we can both get enough points to keep us up. would rather have the derbies any day lads

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QPR are relegated for a reason so I have more confidence in getting the result we need there. As for the Sunderland fan. I would say some bad injuries and pardews inability to play players in there correct roles has put us where we are.

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Well said fella totally agree from a nufc perspestive

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05 May 2013 11:44:10
We were relegated not based on next 2 games but on home games against crap teams we should have beaten, leaking 9 goals in 2 games has nailed our coffin. this team should NEVER be in this position the only one to blame is the manager

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Why should your team not be in this position, it goes to show you are just as poor as the other half dozen teams at the botton that includes us, it is just your fans who think you have the right to be in the top half of the league.

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No our team is top 8 quality and you can't deny that, its just that we have poor manager not managing the team properly.

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Top 8 give your head a shake it full of mad dog sh**e name any of your players who would get in the top 8 sides on this seasons performances your dreaming and someone in an earlier post said sunderland fans are deluded

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Its was a top 5 side last season so he is correct. Injury and Pardew's inability to play players in the correct position has been our downfall.

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Well considering HBA has been linked with a host of clubs as has Cabaye, Krul and Cisse, that shows you up as a bit of a dunder head mate.

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My point is that this team is full of international players, yes last season we punched past our weight but they should not be in a religation scrap. #NOTADELUDEDGEORDIE!

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05 May 2013 10:50:00
reading this morning papers about us they recon we are in deep sh. t. but so are 3 or 4 teams above us. sunderland play stoke tomorrow night ( stoke need the points to be safe ) I fancy swansea to get a draw on tuesday against wigan ( only because wigan have got fa cup final on sat ) if we can get a win against qpr puts us 5 points clear of wigan. so come on lads and lasses keep your chins up ( thought we played a lot better yesterday ) there's a few more twists and turns to come yet geordie tom

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Having to hope knowing the consequences has been with most fans since the August kick off

We are favorites to drop so get the parachute out because there are no safe landings

Only positive thing from all this is Ashley has shot himself in the foot but has strangled the life out of the club and given the fans 2 fingers
He can hide away in his Middlesex hovel whilst we have to put up with AP's witterings and Llambiase noise only when things seem to be picking up.

Owner & Management are an absolute disgrace

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Not been funny but these signings in january were meant to be a catalyst for top 10, and most fans were happy to splash the cash on these players, so don't blame ashley, its the selection and players who have failed to deliver, slightly hard done by remy I think if we got him we would have solved the goal problem enough, but cisse is totally lost on own up front

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And was it not a fact that a pot of fans suggested in January another Striker was essential
The defence is Abysmal but si is Cisse who's misses and inept contribution
has cost us Premiership status
So 1 No Ashley should have made sure we had another Striker (went in the hugo over Remey) and Cisse should have done a whole lot better

Just like AP STOP making excuses
we are S. t.

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Yeah let's all blame Cisse a striker completely isolated up front with no service who still manages to score some goals against all odds and has had around 3 or 4 I think wrongly ruled offside this season.

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Defence should be as good as anybodys, could be the coaching, as a striker yes we all knew we needed one but who let's a good un go in january not a lot

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05 May 2013 08:42:17
Pardew out O`neill In

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Don't be like a deluded mackem.

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05 May 2013 02:20:23
hey guys gooner here in peace, I genuinely don't want to see you's get relegated and I mean that, I really do hope we secure our champions league football and you's hopefully are safe before the final game of the season.

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That's not going to happen its going down to the last game at the top and the bottom for both clubs mate

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04 May 2013 23:46:56
Leeds fan here but always like Newcastle. You will not be going down. As bad as you are, there are a lot worse. Get rid of Pardew. He fluked last season. luck in every game. This is his normal ability. DIRE! Plenty of good managers out there who could do a great job with the Toon.

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If we were to go down, think of the exit of all the players that won't play in champ, santon, debuchy, hba, cabaye cisse, krull. We would have to start gain, if that is the case local kids in! Campbell, good, s ameobi, ferguson. Bring identity back. But then there is also a danger of doing a wolves! What u think?

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A danger of doing a Wolves?

Get a grip man.

Do Wolves have the Fortress of the north as a home stadium, are wolves the 20th richest club in the world?

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Wolves had money from parachute payments and go into league 1 with 16 mill from final payment that is more than all league 1 will have to spend put together so they don't need fortress sjp

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Local kids? Good is Australian and ferguson is from northan Ireland.

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Fotress of the north, love it. ha ha.

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Its not a fortress anymore because of f**king pardew.

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