Newcastle Banter Archive August 05 2011

05 Aug 2011 21:28:20
{Ed042's Note - Just to give people an update on few of the youngsters.. reserves won 2 - 1 tonight.. Abeid and Moyo said to be two of the stand out performers}

Inman seems a great prospect aswell scored one today and two the other day and he's a midfielder.

{Ed042's Note - Yeah hes a good player, all round game needs a bit of improvement but gets goals, Scots and Aussies tussling over getting him into international set up too, good prospect}

05 Aug 2011 18:53:19
this is for ED...can you help is m8 sick of the silence have you heard owt yet ...if i divint hear nowt by tomorrow am off to book another holiday for me and wor lass...starting to pish me off now ( but ill still take me lappy with is ) ...geordie tom

{Ed042's Note - Haha sorry mate nothing just yet, I would expect something to happen before the Fiorentina game, I would say Pardew is breaking his back trying, knows there is a good chance of a fan backlash at the game otherwise}

Cheers m8 off for a few pints

05 Aug 2011 17:36:47
Why is it that Newcastle always promise transfers year after year yet fail to live up to them yet again ashley needs to look at himself and either live up to his word or leave

Why would fat lad leave tho he is making far too much money from us Let's face it that's all he's in it for and as long as he can get away with draining the club he will

Ashley paid 140m for the heap of sh@t you call a club why would he just leave no buyers cos your ground aint yours (ha ha still cant get over that) he wants to make as much money back as he can

Yeah.. the ownership of the ground is the key selling point for a football club. What a muppet. -.-

All assets and that includes training groung aswell as SJP are owned by mike ashley He secured the ownership of the groung when aquiring the club facts are good when they are correct but just make you look full of it when they are wrong

Truth is if MA stays and NUFC stay in the premiership for another 4 years and we are run correctly and financially sound then he will make more money back than his initial outlay and he knows that As for the ground your wrong If the council owned it then how can he change the name? If you live in a council house which you probably do then you cant change the street name cos its not yours You see my point SMB?

Shame you will be in our shadow for the next four years.
With yes man Pardew in the seat. Too many current players linked with moves away. Nobody seems to want to come.
Fiasco with visas and Joey Barton to boot ( oh sorry ) I am crying with laughter.

Laugh all you want, but look at it this way.. At least we don't have John O'shea playing for us.

Also, in before "huurr duurrr John Oshea won the CL for man U all on his own stupud gordie lol"

Yeah you will have obertan, a man utd fringe player aswell, bitter that, you would have o'shea and you know it, just becasue they play for us they crap, if newcastle signed them they would be good, black and white eyes and very bitter

05 Aug 2011 15:42:13
ehh just me or had any 1 herd of the kind of problem tht is happening with tiote problem with his viza usually when you are signing from a team u get yer visa to last the legnth of the contract which is beginig no make me think is he going to sign for another team and that is why joey kicked off ?

{Ed042's Note - Its to do with the type of visa that he got to go to US, mistake on administration end of things, not to up on the technicalities of it all but thats the reason.. the delay is also caused by the speed in which these things get sorted in Africa, Ivory Coast Embassy is in Ghana for a start}

Yeah you're right he's signing for Chelsea he flew all the way to Ghana just too do a medical because they've got the best facilities.

05 Aug 2011 13:03:28
Everyones saying that barnetta is injured and will not come. remember gosling he was injured and he still signed for us. marveaux he was injured signed for us.

Did marveaux sign as no ones seen him since and im almost certain gosling is permanently injured but then again they will all pass a medical at sjp lol

Fair enough but you have to actually spend money to sign him and can't see agent mike doing that anytime soon

Marveaux and Gosling have both been playing preseason you daft SMB.

I was on about Barnetta you SGB, takes time to register I see, try reading things more slowly before you make comments

I wasn't talking to you, dumb s**t. If you read all the responses you might know that.

Heres a hint though: Its the post above yours. See if you catch on.

I can't as I was taught in a school from newcastle and I have been blinded by that black n white sh*te.haha

Nice comeback, didn't address my point at all which shows that you know you were in the wrong. Too bad chuckles.

You siad did marveuc sign then said you were on about barnetta How do you get that out of what you said? Bit dyslexic aint it?

05 Aug 2011 12:13:14
I really don't get why everyone is stressing about the upcoming season.
We have signed a few decent players, and have off loaded a few that were not good enough. Nolan could have stayed but wanted more cash, so he left.
To put everyones complaints into context, lets look at other clubs.

Spurs, Not signed anyone of note
Villa, Sold best players, brought in a couple of players (not stronger than last year).
Bolton, Not signed anyone of note
Stoke, Signed a couple of players, but nothing of note
Fulham, not signed anyone of note

Then there is Liverpool. Anyone who thinks that the players they have bought are worth a combined fee of 100million is off their head.
Sunderland, brought in a lot of players, but can you honestly say that they would displace anyone from our side?

I think we have done ok so far. Lets wait and see who else comes in.

Did you not here about Fulham signing messi?

Wickham and dong won better than any you got osgea better than taylor brown better than simpson just a few for you to ponder

O'Shea is not better than Taylor.. And Wes Brown is a crock. As for Wickham and Dong-Suck-Wong being better than our strikers, even Shola scored goals in the Championship, and could do so in te K-League. Best is also better than the pair of them, and Ba. f*** even Lovenkrands outscored Wickham down there. So.. yeah...

Wickham and dong won are unproven in the premiership but have both looked good in pre season and also on Wickhams behalf, he is only 18, he made his debut at 16. Lovenkrands and Ameobi are alot older and more experienced, you can't say they crap without seeing them play a few games. Best, Ameobi and Lovenkrands are decent championship strikers but not premiership standard. Bitter geordie not thinking before speaking again

Yeah... Best played 10 games last season and scored 6 goals. Pretty good record if you ask me.

And I can make these comments without seeing Wickham play at this level. Why? Simply because you are claiming him and Dong are better than our strikers without seeing them play at this level. Your move there.

Never said that, just said they unproven, have looked good in pre season and you shouldn't make judgements on them until they play a few premiership games. chill out likeSGB

"Wickham and dong won better than any you got"

If that wasn't you then fair enough. If it was, then you need to try and remember what you've posted before you make yourself look even more stupid. Either way your an SMB.

You did say that you said whickham and dong are better than any you got

05 Aug 2011 11:37:54
all quiet on the western front i see ...ED you heard out on the grapvine m8 ..geordie tom

{Ed042's Note - Has been strangely quiet this morning lad.. apart from a few "pick a name out of a hat" journos theres very little to go off.. reply to a post a few down from this will update you on what I know so far this morning.. seen your Kerrison post on rumours page, Caught Offside generally very unreliable as a source but as I said to other poster on main page, will do a bit of digging around and update it on that post a bit later}

Cheers m8 come back with some good news pmsl

Do ye want to borrow my spade ed i put on these rumour pages 1st about earnshaw to cardiff and malbranque to st etienne got info before thou about c. cole to newcastle and got it wrong but wont be surprised if this doesn't happen before deadline day as his wages stumbling block
one gary rowell

{Ed042's Note - Only way it will ever happen is if he comes in along with another striker, wages wouldnt be an issue with Cole either as his choices are either leave or take a near 50% pay cut to stay at West Ham}

May aswell buy all west hams "championship" strikers then you will give yourself a better chance of relegation

Just like Birminghams relegation boys Larsson and Gardener or Blackpools relegated midfielder Vaughan what yous have signed such a ridiculous post do people not think before posting.

Yeah but those guys are "proven premiership players".. As in, proven at relegation.

See that is Mackem hypocrisy. Gardner, Vaughan and Larsson are good players proven in the premiership, despite them getting relegated.

Ba on the other hand, is apparently a "Championship striker" because he got relegated with a team who were in the bottom 3 a long time before he joined and scored 7 in 12.

In short, Mackems are a bit thick.

05 Aug 2011 09:45:59
was told by nolan in may that everyone wanted out, few weeks later he has gone, something wrong in the dressing room as evident with all the bickering on the bench at leeds. If i was barton i would be pissed at shola being made captain. we had a good opportunity to move onwards after last season. we will of had £37 plus from transfer fees plus the saying on wages from players sold. so where is the shirt money 3 new stripes, tv money, season ticket money coming in every month, plus all clubs set a side a transfer budget for their managers regardless of what has come in surely we should have £50 million plus, i not saying to go and waste it on over rated players, but we have spent nothing, and i dont think we have tried to spend anything. Ashley you have f***ed us over again now go
im suprised no one has put a mafia hit on him, the guy has us over a barrel

Finally paying the price for the stupid wages you were giving to players, £130,000 a week for michael owen, wonder what some of your other players are on

05 Aug 2011 08:36:33
{Ed042's Note - Again sorry lads, just going to do this once a day for a few days.. follow me on twitter @keithrtoon.. only joined recently, more followers the better chance of sourcing some more reliable info for everyone that keeps this site buzzing with rumours and banter.. as you know its a popularity contest on that thing, cant get good info without a following, sad but true.. will also help with trying to get the writing out there and noticed as well and save you all from me posting essays on here ha.. cheers lads, helped a lot with getting info yesterday, appreciate it}

05 Aug 2011 00:20:28
Rejected by Dafoe, Erdinc, Barnetta and anyone else we have approached. Are we now the Premiership lepers?

No bid for Defoe, No bid for Erdinc, Barnetta is apparently keen on a move, his 'agent' who was spouting off yesterday does not even represent the player. Just some gob trying to get some publicity.
Don't believe everything you read in the rags.
Col

There was no bid for Erdinc?

Yes there was or how else would we have offered him wages for his agent to call derisory?