Newcastle Banter Archive March 04 2012

 

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04 Mar 2012 23:21:44
After watching it Tiote going down the way he did was shameful however what's the difference between Tiote going down Today and Larrson against Wolves? its the bad part of modern football but it happens every week.
The Pardew incidents have been blown out of proportion the fact O'Neill hasn't made a fuss of it says it all. Its not the first time its happened and won't be the last time.

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Tiote looked embarassing but the fault for this in football lies with refs....they dont give fould/cards unless players go down...if tiote stayed on his feet the ref would have done nothing....refs need to be stronger

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Crap - he raised his hands and had to go.

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The ref was already producing the card when he went down.If we are talking about hitting then deck then perhaps McClean should have when your defender thrust his head against him. The same thing Barton got a 3 match ban for.

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Why don't we just make football a non contact sport? Come on its a man's game no point crying like five year olds over silly little things.

If the ref gave all these fouls people are claiming he missed the game would have been even worse as he was already blowing his whistle every 30 seconds

Sunderland fans can have a go at Tiote and the referee for the reason they drew but yous should be having a go at Sessegnon for reacting childish and costing you two points.

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Yes sess raised his hands and had to go but what about krull getting hold of mclean should he not have gone

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I've also seen a clip that has been sent into the FA, that has tiote punching cattermole in the face, yes the game was ifs and buts between both fans, but you still couldn't beat 10 men at home!

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04 Mar 2012 23:06:54
For 3 or 4 weeks we have been getting over run in the middle. we need to have a more fluid formation with one of the front men dropping out to the wings to fill the middle especially for the game coming up against arsenal!

Krul
Simpson Williamson Colo Santon
Jonas Tiote Cabaye BenArfa Cisse
DembaBa

Though I want to see more of Obertan and I know a lot of people on here wont like that comment but when you thinnk back to our shape and resilience in the middle at the start of the season I really thinnk he was key. Maybe, just maybe we need to look at can we really play Cisse and Ba together every game!

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That team would get destroyed over on the left.
krul
r.taylor williamson colo santon
jonas tiote cabaye
----benarfa
ba cisse

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Think we need to play Guthrie in mid

Krul
Santon
Colo
Wil iam not
Simpson
Tiote
Guthrie
Cabaye
HBA
cisse
Ba

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Krull -
santon williamson colo jonas
guthrie tiotie Cabaye
HBA
Ba Cisse

Gives us the Beef in the middle, and HBA a free role - also jonas can get forward when he can plus 2 up front

Booyah that is the formation to crush Arenal.

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Jonas isintgoing forward when he is on the wing (a bit in secondhalf yesterday)

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04 Mar 2012 16:03:20
sunderland fans are so bitter haha

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And newcastle fans are so fickle and pathetic, well done! SGBS

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You were going to smash us we came and got a point good result for us no bitterness here my friend another 2 points dropped at home europe slipping away im afraid yes you are 10 points clear but i dont care if you said oniell would come and do this the state bruce left us in i would gladly settle for mid table safety

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If we stay in this position we will be in europe... as man city will most likely win the FA cup opening 6th place for a europe finish!

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Sorry but Sunderland fans were saying similar sorts of stuff about how it was going to be your day and that yous were going to thrash us its called pre-match banter.

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How can Man City win the FA cup when they went out in third round?? Anyway not that simple as the runner up of the FA cup will qualify before going to next league position. What we need is a final between any of the following three, chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool!

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Man City aren't in the FA Cup DUR! they were knocked out by Man Utd and Liverpool knocked out Man Utd. so kiss europe and champs league bye bye, can't see you lot winning many games on your performances and Fulham, Everton, Sunderland, West Brom, Stoke are all gunning for you and are in form! Liverpool will take over you soon enough!

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Well at least we will finish above you again, and we beat you at your shed

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Without Sessegnon for three games and he's the player that scores and creates things for yous.

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Sess only scored 7 from 35

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Exactly

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04 Mar 2012 15:41:07
Just heard pardew interview on radio newcastle what a sad bitter manager what does he want in a derby game involving 2 passionate teams and set of fans? seems to me he is going the same way as Bruce at Sunderland, jobs getting to big for him and pessure to much-he was an embarassment to the toon and ashley and the mob should be looking to replace him what about the lad at Chelskie who has just been sacked.

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Totally agree the nman was totally lost and out of conrtol with his interview he is losing the plot o'neill is different class we need someone to compete

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Get a life muppet pardews done a better job than we thought he would..we played sh*** first 40 mins simple as...second half they where 10 defenders stood in there own half.:)

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Its called passion and commitment, maybe your fans should try it and TURN UP to games!

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04 Mar 2012 15:39:40
We need to pick up at home, last 2 games against the smaller and poorer clubs have ended in draws,if we want to reach europe we have to take 3 points off the lesser teams in this division.

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Coz you lot underestimate teams and if sess wasn't sent off sunderland would of won

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And if williamson didntfoul in the box the toon would have won.......simples. its all iffs and buts. fact is we drew, took 4 points off yous this season(and last) 10 points ahead and the smb STILL cant beat us. Dont wory smb the fixtures for neax season will be out in the summer and yous can DREAM of beating us again

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! newcastle going to europe, sunderland... well sunderland arent doing anything this season.

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Still in the FA Cup SGB and sorry Europe? Champs League? not going to happen, coz you lot have been playing rubbish lately!

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10 points and counting u sad nd deluded smb at least we can fill our stadium unlike the stadium of shi*te enjoy the rest of your boring crap season oh and u mite even get a few lucky wins. also have u seen the stats smb? 29 shots 19 corners combine ur corners nd shot fink it come 2 15 so fink we outplayed. geordies rule nd u smb will always be in our shadows. sunderland a big club DONT MAKE ME LAUGH

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Yeah 29 shots, 5 on target says it all, whats the point in having 19 corners if you can't do anything with them? think before you type SGB!

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04 Mar 2012 15:23:14
is tiote all right ? he took a nasty blow could have been hospitalised after that

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Gone straight to hospital with major embarrassment

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More like sunderland trying to hide the fact they didnt win us again

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Or he is embarrassed about the scum scaping a draw in the 91st minute against 10 men, you lot are going to start losing games soon on what I saw today!

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He will receive the only trophy at the SDA this season, an Oscar.

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One more trophy than you lot! fu.cked it up again. Your manager knows how to play one way! Stick 10 men behind the ball and hope for a set piece or counter attack, sorry but it can't work every game!

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Remember your faker vs stoke!! SMB

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We are going to start losing games with whay you saw...how many narcotics have u taken we played crap and battered you lot for last 40 minutes you had 25% possesion yes tiote could of been booked but come on the ref gifted you,s a whole load of decissions :)

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Is that why your backroom staff went in the refs dressing room at half time dreamer

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Oh that's a new excuse smb! Stop believing everything you hear or read! Suppose u was outside the refs room when they went in! Silly boy!

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2nd half changed when sess was sent off and simple maths 11 against 10, of course you will have more possesion and chances, the ref favoured sunderland? I don't think so! Tiote, Simpson should of seen red. Sorry but your staff did go into the refs room at halftime

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U know that for a fact do you? No didnt think so. Just hear say and smbs clinging on to every little excuse they can find

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04 Mar 2012 14:09:41
where were your two dembas? they are s***e

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Were were your whole entire team thay were complete rubbish apart from you defenders. Toon

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We didn't play well today abd the scum still couldn't beat us. Ben Arfa made McLean abd richardson look rubbish.

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Took tiote taking a dive to get a player sent off for you to get in the game so i dont know what you are trying to get at

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Erm didnt we only have 10 men you plonker

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Tiote is a little cheat dunno how he stayed on the field

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What a horrible little smarmy toad that pardew is

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Pardew+Tiote disgrace to football!

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Raise your'e hand to an opponent and your'e off .What part of that rule do you not understand. Also what a prat Catts is to get sent off after the game , how many points is him and Sess gonna cost you now ,real heroes them like.

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More like dumb and dumba

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Who is a sad little makmmmmmmm 1.0 and you F****d it up well lets start cat now band for 5 games great sess 3 games come on andy carol and sink the smb yous were lucky that dean was on your side today we should have had 2 pens and yous should have been 3 boys off the pitch cheerio o for now 13th place too good for yous ha toon rule the north shola

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Where do you get 5 game ban from muppet 3 at most also where do you get 3 reds for us tiote could have had 3 reds himself do you not understand football or do you just jump on bandwagon go and do your homework for school tomorrow we are not sad you were going to smash us hammer us 2 dembas etc we came and took a point and unlucky not to win you dropped 2 points europe my a**E

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Didnt Cattermole get a yellow card today and that was his 5th so surely he will get the ban for 5 yellow cards and the ban for the red? {Ed001's Note - 5 yellow cards amnestied in January.}

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Wasn't it his tenth yellow card of the season?

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4 game ban end of!

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To the fella above who said "raise youre hand to an opponent and you're off.What part of that rule do you not understand" The part I don't understand is where Krul as you say Raises not one but two hands to an opponent and stays on the pitch. Either it is a rule or it isn't.

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04 Mar 2012 14:06:48
probs fair result but tiote a pitbull? more like a kitten. either soft as s***e or a cheat simples

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Getting punched in the chest/chin and going down isn't cheating, it's called smart football

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Any Sunderland player would have done the same. Take Matler against Stoke he kicked Huth and was rolling about like he had snapped his leg.

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Smart football? oh ! you mean cheating. yes red card but considering you all say tiote is rock hard etc that was embarrassing no where near his face took 5 minutes to hit the floor like mike tyson had right hooked him

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Oh you mean like cabaye and taylor( both stretcher jobs and nothing wrong) think first please

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More like a slap to the "CHEST" hard to throw backwards punch

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Smart football? give me strength

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One word for Tiote! CHEAT!! Barton did the same against gervinho when you got him sent off after tiotes foul on him! your teams has to cheat to get results, I can see arsenal putting at least 3 past you lot next week!

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Arm/elbow into throat watch it again.

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R didms poor little hard done to smb point gives us 10 infront championship coming yous are on a side down fulham done us a favour today by playing smoggies sone toon till i die cats the way to do it

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Chest YOU watch it again

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If it was throat as you say why was he holding his face

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Why did it take him 5 seconds to react? to it. a cheating disgrace to football, hope the FA have a word with him!SGBS

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Yes it was a red but come on thought you said he is a pit bull lost all his credability no players gonna be scared of him now he was embarassing chest not face

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Haha no player will be scared of tiote now! What are you on about you smb? It's not school playground football u muppet. You really think professional footballers are scared of each other? He did what 99.9% of all footballers would do and went down from a cheap shot. If it was the other way round I'd expect the same thing to happen! You manager has said it was a red so deal with it. Thanks for the 4 points for a second season in a row. Cya next season if your still with us

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Ronaldo does it week in week out he must be sh*** aswell the worlds most expensive player still 6th your 12th looks like your in europe NOT

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Who youse play in the cup? oh yeah i forgot

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If our players would have supposedly done the same then how come McClean didn't try and get your defender sent of by reacting to him forcing forward his brow. Not saying it was a headbutt but by your suggestions above he should of gone down.

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Big difference between both incidents. We're hands raised by McLean or Simpson? Nope. Did sess raise his hands? Yes!
What about the guy at stoke who rolled around like he'd been shot when Huth came flying in. No contact there. Fact is it is part of all modern day football now no matter who they play for.

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04 Mar 2012 11:53:43
4th or beat SMB's

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Pheeeeeeeeeeew

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Yes you needed tiote to"die" on the pitch to get a red card to get a point nowhere near his face how many elbows did he throw

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He shouldnt have been on the field before he took that sledgehammer on the chin nose brow

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Bitter looking for excuses now did we rain on you today r bless never mind smoggy derby next season chow you smb

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We are not bitter you were going to hammer us another 5-1 2 dembas gonna tear us apart etc we took a point and you dropped 2 against 10 men europe? only on easy jet to benidorm

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04 Mar 2012 09:28:51
COME ON THE TOON

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