Newcastle Banter Archive June 03 2013

03 Jun 2013 14:10:44
Just having a bit of fun, this would be what I wanted to happen if we go to darastic measures
OUT:
Simpson-free
Williamson-1m
Jonas-2m
Obertan-3m
Gosling-2m
Sh Ameobi-1m
Cisse-18m
Tiote-8m
Santon-12m
Cabaye-23m
Ben Arfa-18m
Coloccini
Total in: 88m

IN:
Lukaku LOAN
Ba 10m
Marin 8m
Diame 4m
Rose 9m
Ince 8m
Boubedouz 2m
Sakho 10m
Bony 12m
Total spent: 62m

would never happen in a million years though

Fuc*in hell
Are you wanting the makems to laugh at another pointless prediction AGAIN
•Lukaku won't come for sure
•Ba will not come back
•Marin is off to Dortmund
•Rose is off to Sunderland (last team he would join is us or arsenal)
•Ince will go to Liverpool or inter to follow in his dads footsteps
•Sakho is too good for us
•Not certain about Bony

You really think we'll spend 62m
20m at the most, spent a lot in January

I agree with the 2nd post

I think your being a bit harsh with your reply. Why would the mackems dare laugh at us, have you seen their wishlists. Although I agree we spend 62 million in 5 season never mind this summer.

He did say would never happen in a million years though, plus he said it was just a bit of fun! calm down man.

Pretty sure the OP knew he was being ridiculous. It did say it was a bit of fun.

So don't p*ss on his chips. Oh no the Mackems will laugh at us! Oh noooo.

Who cares what mackems think?

Youre right

No wonder us mackems laugh at you especially Jesmond Geordie!

You really think we have 62m to spend
15-20m

Thats why he said it would never happen.

03 Jun 2013 09:38:24
Well according to the local North East rag we are only going to buy a striker and Central defender that's even if Colo stays, with the emphasis being on quality. Also mention that a move for PEA is unlikely.

Looking like another poor summer for us.

If we spend all our money on 2 quality players rather than 5/6 average ones then I am all for it. I think everyone is underestimating the quality of the squad, the manager and coaches just need to get them playing.

If we keep all out players, and only buy 2 players of quality. A centreback and a striker, then I would call that a great summer.

How exactly would that be a ''poor summer''?

I do agree to an extent, but we need 4 quality players if only because we always have terrible injuries every season.

Stop being negative! I can guarantee you we will get at least 2 top quality players!

JT Toon there is way no can guarantee anything. Even if you were Ashley you himself you could not guarantee that. To many variables when you say guarantee. What is negative about it we are going to lose at least 5 players this summer and replace them with 2. Our squad wasn't big enough last season. Take your blinkers off.

Because you or the guy said "another poor summer"

So we didn't have a poor transfer window last summer JT? 1 senior player bought. We are buying 2 according to the local rag so your right that 100% better. A great summer window. No wonder Ashley keeps raking in the cash with fans like you.

Haha there's a difference between senior and quality. We bought one average senior player who was used for backup last summer so it was a poor summer. We're talking about buying 2 QUALITY players this summer so if it strengthens the first team then it will be good. Not buying 2 average players who will hardly be used.

Anita was bought as a back up? He was bought for the first team. Calling him average after his first season in the PL is harsh since he has hardly played. You need to define the world quality. I would class someone like Wiltshire as quality, so is that the type of player you mean?

If you're daft enough to believe the stories being fed to the Journal, well then, you're, er, bloody daft, mates. Nobody, and I mean nobody, knows anything at all about NUFC plans. At this point in the year, all clubs are registering an interest in any player they fancy - doesn't mean they're actually going to sign them all, or any of them. And we don't know which players have expressed an interest in coming to us. We'll just have to wait and hope.

Its a rumour site. why take it so serious

03 Jun 2013 01:07:05
The main focus of the window is going to be a new striker and a new CB regardless of whether Colo leaves or not. Any other signings depend on out goings. The club is willing to listen to offers for the likes of Williamson and Gosling. The club is monitoring a number of young players including Will Hughes but any futher action will depend on out goings. No offer will be made for Ince or Eder. Sammy Ameobi, Ferguson, Tavernier and Vuckic will all be evaluated during pre-season and a decision will be made on whether they have made enough progress to give them a chance of being part of the first team, with Middlesbrough interested in taking Ameobinon loam again next season.

Vuckic - Simply must be developed into the first team, our biggest prospect by a miles.

Ferguson - Has energy, would be good as a squad player, could be useful as back up to Gutierrez who will be getting more tired now. Ferguson will run defenders to the by line and tire them out, good to come on at 70 minutes.

Sammy - No good enough, I doubt he ever will be. Unorthodox, leggy and doesn't appear to have a footballing brain.

Tavernier - He will never even be as good as Danny Simpson, who is not considered good enough for us anymore. Pointless unless he improves drastically, his crossing is some of the worst I have ever seen.

I disagree with people who've already wrote off Tavernier he's still young has never had a run of games in the first team and when he has played he's played RB, CB and LB for us and is usually in a team with very little experience, we seem to expect youngsters to be able to make the jump from reserve team football to first team football with ease but they're going to make mistakes but they'll learn from them, people seem to be a lot more critical of the youngsters than the first team players when mistakes are made Players like Taylor, Yanga-M'biwa, Santon have all made mistakes this season but nobody is talking about getting rid of them. It would be nice just to see Pardew trying to blood in youngsters with the first team instead of playing a big group of youngsters in the same team like what happened against Brighton.