Newcastle Banter Archive June 03 2011

 

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03 Jun 2011 23:36:25
Re; Van Wolfswinkle. Our loss=Sporting's gain, have to say tho, 5 nd a bit million ££ for a full dutch international and one of hollands hottest prospects (or so hes been called) seems a like a bargain?? Must be a catch somewhere. :) pd. {Ed001's Note - I think the catch is that he is a bit, erm, how do you say crap a nice way?}

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Lol nice 1 Ed001 liked that! i dunno about being crap but he isant a proven scorer but prob take him for 4m (WelshToon)

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03 Jun 2011 23:00:14
Ricky Van Wolfswinkel won't be joining he join Sporting Lisbon £5.3m(6m euros)

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Meh, he's decent but I won't lose any sleep over it. There are better, more proven players out there.

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03 Jun 2011 22:52:51
Wow alot of negativity on here today re; gervinho nd gameiro transfers. On a happier note am i the only one thinking that the fact weve dropped our interest in 2 left backs over the last 2 days is good news? Reading between the lines does that mean talks with enrique went well? God i hope so! Also i hav to agree with the baftembi gomis and van wolfswin post, we were so heavily linked with gomis this time last yr and i get the feeling both would be much more willing to join us and prove themselves in the prem. Doubt they would cost as much (wages and fees) as gameiro for example and judging by goal records etc value for money would be higher with either of these two as opposed to gameiro, graham, long etc. :) pd

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03 Jun 2011 22:14:05
SkyGraemeBailey Graeme Bailey
Everyone asking about Gervinho, think this weekend he should decide - French media claim #nufc favourites, but a lot of clubs in for him

even the people in the know don't really know

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03 Jun 2011 21:15:14
Yannick Djalo price and matias fernandez, is around 6,000,000, are good players, why not sign?

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Very good players. . .be in with a shot goin for any of them

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03 Jun 2011 21:13:14
do not know what will happen with Gervinho, nufc firm hope, I watched a few games and I liked several front and some midfielders, I think we would do well their names:

1: Ciprian Marica (scored two goals today, play wing or forward 4.500.000)

2: Ola Toivonen (scored a goal today, play of wing or center forward 8.000.000)

3: nacer Chadli (wing 4.000.000 )

4:mario Mand ukić (wing or center forward,
price 6.000.000)

5: dries mertens (left wing, 4.500.000)

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Yes im with you not sure what our scouts are doing just running up air miles, surely some of these could hack it in the premier league

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03 Jun 2011 17:45:19
***#BREAKING NEWS#***
GERVINHO HAS CHOSEN ARSENAL OVER LIVERPOOL GERVINHO HAD SAID THAT HE WOULD DECIDE HIS FATE THIS WEEK AND HE HAS THE CONFIRMATION WOULD BE ANNOUNCED AS SOON AS THE INTERNATIONAL TRANSFER SEASON BEGINS! !
IT WAS LIVERPOOL HAD PRACTICALLY PULLED OUT OF THE RACE WHEN THEY ADMITTED INTEREST IN A MONACO FORWARD NEWCASTLE AND ASTON VILLA WHERE ALSO IN THE RACE BUT IT SIMPLY CAME DOWN TO WHO IS A BETTER TEAM WHAT OPPORTUNITIES WOULD HE HAVE IN THE TEAM AND WHETHER TO GO TO THE TWELFTH TEAM IN THE EPL OR THE FOURTH TEAM WITH ALMOST CERTAIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL! !- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - most truthful comment on this site 2day

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03 Jun 2011 17:24:10
why on earth would we want to sign jelavic, what a waste on money. some people on here just make rubbish up. Gervinho has not said were he will be playing next season, or if he is going to move. i don't think we will sign him. but if the real people who, have great sources, could keep us updated, it would be great. i say he won't say anything until next thursday or friday.

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03 Jun 2011 17:04:00
***#BREAKING NEWS#***
GERVINHO HAS CHOSEN ARSENAL OVER LIVERPOOL GERVINHO HAD SAID THAT HE WOULD DECIDE HIS FATE THIS WEEK AND HE HAS THE CONFIRMATION WOULD BE ANNOUNCED AS SOON AS THE INTERNATIONAL TRANSFER SEASON BEGINS! !
IT WAS LIVERPOOL HAD PRACTICALLY PULLED OUT OF THE RACE WHEN THEY ADMITTED INTEREST IN A MONACO FORWARD NEWCASTLE AND ASTON VILLA WHERE ALSO IN THE RACE BUT IT SIMPLY CAME DOWN TO WHO IS A BETTER TEAM WHAT OPPORTUNITIES WOULD HE HAVE IN THE TEAM AND WHETHER TO GO TO THE TWELFTH TEAM IN THE EPL OR THE FOURTH TEAM WITH ALMOST CERTAIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL! !

Obviously and very sad induvidual. . . There is no truth in this, , , , if he had it would be on sky sports news. . . erm nope nthing. please don't post bull on here. . Cheers- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1
yes it probably is fake but it stated true facts in it gervinho would never come to NEWCASTLE WE ARE TWELFTH
2 sky sports news and the BBC are not gods of knowing all of the transfers this guy (unlikely could be a whistle-blower and you can't announce the transfers formally until the 1St of July (international transfer window)

sorry made a mistake

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03 Jun 2011 16:33:10
***#BREAKING NEWS#***
GERVINHO HAS CHOSEN ARSENAL OVER LIVERPOOL GERVINHO HAD SAID THAT HE WOULD DECIDE HIS FATE THIS WEEK AND HE HAS THE CONFIRMATION WOULD BE ANNOUNCED AS SOON AS THE INTERNATIONAL TRANSFER SEASON BEGINS! !
IT WAS LIVERPOOL HAD PRACTICALLY PULLED OUT OF THE RACE WHEN THEY ADMITTED INTEREST IN A MONACO FORWARD NEWCASTLE AND ASTON VILLA WHERE ALSO IN THE RACE BUT IT SIMPLY CAME DOWN TO WHO IS A BETTER TEAM WHAT OPPORTUNITIES WOULD HE HAVE IN THE TEAM AND WHETHER TO GO TO THE TWELFTH TEAM IN THE EPL OR THE FOURTH TEAM WITH ALMOST CERTAIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL! !

Obviously and very sad induvidual. . . There is no truth in this, , , , if he had it would be on sky sports news. . . erm nope nthing. please don't post bull on here. . Cheers- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -1
yes it probably is fake but it stated true facts in it gervinho would never come to arsenal
2 sky sports news and the BBC are not gods of knowing all of the transfers this guy (unlikely could be a whistle-blower and you can't announce the transfers formally until the 1St of July (international transfer window)

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03 Jun 2011 16:04:29
***#BREAKING NEWS#***
GERVINHO HAS CHOSEN ARSENAL OVER LIVERPOOL GERVINHO HAD SAID THAT HE WOULD DECIDE HIS FATE THIS WEEK AND HE HAS THE CONFIRMATION WOULD BE ANNOUNCED AS SOON AS THE INTERNATIONAL TRANSFER SEASON BEGINS! !
IT WAS LIVERPOOL HAD PRACTICALLY PULLED OUT OF THE RACE WHEN THEY ADMITTED INTEREST IN A MONACO FORWARD NEWCASTLE AND ASTON VILLA WHERE ALSO IN THE RACE BUT IT SIMPLY CAME DOWN TO WHO IS A BETTER TEAM WHAT OPPORTUNITIES WOULD HE HAVE IN THE TEAM AND WHETHER TO GO TO THE TWELFTH TEAM IN THE EPL OR THE FOURTH TEAM WITH ALMOST CERTAIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBAL

What a load of SH*T. .

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I would find this post credible if it wasn't for all the spelling and grammar errors.

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It may be fae but it did have true facts if you and i where footballers give me one good reason why i should pick the twelfth team who would have less opportunities and pay me less while the fourth team who had a one of bad season has cl football pays me more and has more opportunities with better players my friend might go there but there is something called skype and a mobile i have enough money to fly to newcastle everyday! ! when i was in primary i had to go high school but not all my mates came so i made friends plus hazard might also come if i go i could persuade him???

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It points out true facts though would he really come. . . . . . . HELL NO

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03 Jun 2011 15:58:14
a name I am very surprised hasn't appeared more is Batefimbi Gomis at Lyon. As they didn't win the french league this year expect a few departures, if gameiro or gervinho don't end up at St James expect Gomis he would cost in the region of 12million

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Gervinho and gameiro would not come

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03 Jun 2011 14:49:39
forget Jekavic Why not sign Kyle Lafferty he's a perfect AC Replacement and Pardew's coments about SPL were very rude and uncalled for(eventhough it is sort of a two horse race)

this is my Dream line Up for Next year!
Foster
Simmo- S Taylor- Colo- Izaguirre
Ben Arfa- Toite- Caybe
Gervinho- Lafferty/Ba/Wolfwinkel- N'Zog

thoose players would cost:
Izaguirre -6M
Caybe - 5M
Gervinho -10M
N'Zog - 9M
Lafferty -7M
van Wolfwinkel - 8M
Ba - Free
and we need 2 of the 3 strikers preferably Ba and Lafferty for me what do u think?

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Sorry but Lafferty is not good enough it was only a couple of weeks ago that Rangers fans were practically booing him when he touched the ball because he made so many mistakes.

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Rangers would beat us in a match they just won their league we are not even in the top half stop dreaming about gervinho lafferty ba and odemwingie is the answer for us

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03 Jun 2011 14:37:43
03 Jun 2011 13:36:55
gervinho supposed nufc medical photo!
Yfrog.com/h27oryxzj copy and paste this fpr a peak!

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Would be amazing if this is real, but I can't help but think this is just another photo of him getting medical treatment or a photo of his medical from his move to Lille from Le Mans. Fingers crossed!

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Someone on twitter had the photo and it's supposedly off a few months ago when he was in a car accident, hope it's a medical but not to sure.

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03 Jun 2011 14:35:48
i don't have twitter sorry! I was given the photo from a friend the authenticy is debatable but apparently newcastle have that machine to test blood circulation in legs incase of problems or clotting issues. (WelshToon)

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03 Jun 2011 14:04:45
Rangers centre forward Jelavic on his way to toon after international duty with Crotia to be given number 9 next year, also Newcastle will try bring in west hams Upson, Green, Cole, and a return to St James for Parker 50,000 a week, Pardrew mind signed these players for West Ham.

What a hell Newcastle want? Relegated? Only Ba and Parker from West Ham are acceptable. The rest? They aren't worth a penny.

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As if we'd pay Parker 50k a week. We don't even need him.

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03 Jun 2011 14:04:34
Yohan Cabaye could be a ready replacement for Joey Barton.

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03 Jun 2011 14:04:24
Welsh toon what's your twitter?

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03 Jun 2011 13:45:49
we are not getting nzogbia gervinho drogba berbatov any of this posted it absolute rubbish we don't stand a chance we finished in the bottom half of the table why would they want to come to our club with such a terrible expert at getting people relegated manager and a joke of a chairman ho way lets get real boys

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03 Jun 2011 13:38:55
gervinho supposed nufc medical photo!
Yfrog.com/h27oryxzj copy and paste this fpr a peak!

(WelshToon)

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Is this for real

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03 Jun 2011 13:34:46
Pardew hopes Kevin Nolan and Joey Barton sign new deals

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03 Jun 2011 13:05:47
Can I just say my respect for Derek Llambias has gone way up after what he's said about Michael Owen. He's hit back at him saying yes although we weren't a great team, he wasn't great either; getting injured, sitting on his arse getting all his £133,000 a week, running down his contract and stabbing us in the back by leaving on a free.

Owen is such a d1ckhe4d, knows he's s**t now and would rather sit on the bench for another year making lots of money rather than going to a different Premiership team or even dropping down a division to get regular first team football for less money and actually aim to prove that he still has it, but now he's lazy, more interested in horse racing and seemingly happy with his title of "former England striker" at only 31, when players like Kevin Davis and Bobby Zamora and playing their hearts out, week in, week out trying to make it into Cappello's squad.

Shame on you Michael, you sell out. Should have stayed at Madrid and rotted on their bench instead of costing us £40m for transfer and wages

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03 Jun 2011 12:53:42
who thinks jose enrique will stay?
if we offered a 75,000 he'd surely accept wouldn't he as the rumors have died down latley, click belevible if you think he will stay or unbelivible if you think he'l go :)

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03 Jun 2011 12:20:49
hi ed i posted 2 comments now with links to a photo of gervinho supposed medical and ur not uploading it are we not allowed links?? (WelshToon) {Ed001's Note - did your link have http:// in front of it? If so you need to take that bit out or the spam filters swallow it sorry.}

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03 Jun 2011 09:58:59
Gervinho is signing for arsenal.NOT Newcastle. Get over it

stupid mackam

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Not a Mackem, Toon Fan actually, fiver says he goes arsenal

well according to french media he has already signed for newcastle

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Actually L'equipe said 'if he should chose Newcastle' and not he has chosen Newcastle, get your facts right, no wonder we get called deluded

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03 Jun 2011 09:52:40
to person who replies about where Alan Smith was going - how sure are you?

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About 65% sure

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:-D What's your source? it is funny how or never seems to go away but always seems too good to be true. Shame the leg break killed off a promising future in the Prem but still think he'll do a good job for Leeds
ps Michael Owen is a prat whatever abuse is hurled at Smith at least what you see is what you get lol Owen is a conniving moneybags

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03 Jun 2011 02:31:25
gervinho is more likely to stay at lille than come to newcastle as he has champions league football with lille, so will stay for atleast one more season.

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03 Jun 2011 02:28:12
i spoke to a familyfreind who told me that he'd seen NUFC scouts around Borussia Dortmund recently. i think there is a lot of young talent in thisteam and the toon would be wise to try and tap into it, for example schmelzer to replace enrique or lewandowski to replace carroll

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I'd take them any day. Both really good, young talents. Doubt it though.

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