Newcastle Banter Archive July 03 2013

 

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03 Jul 2013 20:31:25
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang gone. bony gone. we will end up with shi*e & dregs. pardew/Kinnear if you want to make the fans happy get Ashley to sign someone who will make a difference upfront.
sick as ****

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Cant wait to come on this page on around the 16th of this month when your all buzzing over our new striker. that's all I will say for now but I know for fact we are in negotiations for a prolific striker. We have been in negotiations for two days and it will drag on over a week or so. Its not Bent. he's tall young and a wow signing.

MAGPIE AND PEAS

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Magpie and Peas. You know nothing about anything at Newcastle. Your last prediction was PEA by Friday and now its a new striker on the 16th. Why is that? Is that when the figment of your imagination returns from holiday or did JK tell you this himself. I hope your just a mackem taking the p**s if not you need help if you think Ashley is going to deliver a prolific striker. Bent is not prolific by the way.

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This Peas guy is really not the full shilling.

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Yer as if, us, striker, signing some, a "wow signing"

You do realise that you are on about Newcastle United here right?

No one will come in, players will leave, we'll be screwed for the season.
We'll be playing Blackpool next year!

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This peas guy ain't a mackem, he comes on our page spouting rubbish about Yous being as big as barca!

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Funny thing is magpie and peas is the most genuine realistic of geordies, the rest are even more deluded lol.

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03 Jul 2013 18:53:57
conspiracy theory is. some one at nufc leaked the fact that we would cabaye for £25 million hoping we get that offer so we can but 3 players with it as all I read is cabage going. looking like the fat man ain't learnt his lesson at all like last season and we buy 1 player. we need a striker and midfielder and centre half and could really do with selling. williamson, obertan and getting rid of shola and send sammy amobi out on loan for another season. I would of been happy with pea or bony and ince and charlie austin and defender. and sell the 2 ameobi, s etc. k

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All the players u said are in talks with other teams don't u watch the news? Amazing how it's a 'll about bent now and everyone wants him. villa owe safc 8 million still u gona pay that? Doubt it

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One of PEA or Bony with another striker would have been ideal. As I see it we are now looking for the 'other striker' to be our first choice.
This one will be cheap, cheerful and nowt to get excited about.

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We need at least 2 strikers

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Yes I watch the news it says who I would like and due to the fact I don't own nufc I don't have a say can you read. k

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03 Jul 2013 18:35:00
If we could only spend max 20-25m this window, this is what i'd spend it on:
Digao - Free - Fluminese 25
Jaozinho - Free - Krasnodar 24
Honda - Free Pre contract - CSKA Moscow 26
Adam Lallana - 8mil 24
Ryad Boudebouz - 2mil 23
Darren Bent - 5mil 29
Loic Remy - 8mil 26

the thing is though, we're getting disturbing signs that kinnear will spend it on players like carlton cole, james tomkins etc. I really hope that's not the case.

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Team would be:
Krul
Debuchy
M'Biwa
Coloccini
Santon
Lallana
Cabaye
Sissoko
Remy
Cisse

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May be a good team but think we'll still struggle 10 v 11 haha

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There's only ten players in that team looks like you've missed out HBA.

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To the first poster - do you honestly think Ashley and his motley crew are capable of, or even willing, to bring in seven new players?
It takes them a whole window to get 'one over the line'.

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Haha, Ben arfa meant to be on the left wing I think. There's a free agent called Eduardo Vargas who's a striker/winger quite young. Also digao is really slow but solid

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03 Jul 2013 14:02:59
Another bad decision on leaving James Perch go. He was a great back up player and put his all into the club. I think we should get that guy from the Belgiun club. Then we will have in DM: Tiote, Anita, the guy, Bigirimana.

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Why do we need so many DM? Should have held on to perch if only for the fact he could play a variety of positions. We now only have Debuchy as a recognized RB.

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Solid player but we need to be thinking bigger.

Would any of the other top 8 clubs play him?

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Ryan taylor is rb yeah he is not fit but is still a newcastle player

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William Vainqueur? We should sign his team mate Reza Ghoochannejhad too - might send JFK over the edge.

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Perch put in a good shift Jonas put in a good shift but we need more than that if we want to be in top 8 or better

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Ryan Taylor is no better than Perch and constantly injured to boot.

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'Putting in a good shift' is a damn sight better than not having cover at all or buying crap to replace them.

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03 Jul 2013 13:41:53
Looks like bent is the top target and always has. what a joke 8m straight to safc because villa still owe money. sayin that prob go to hull and end up with nowt. lol

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Not a chance of Ashley paying £8 million for Bent. No more than £4 million I reckon.

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Villa paid 24 million didn't they theywont sell for 4.

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03 Jul 2013 13:41:33
The most unsettling thing is not a lack of signings but silence from Pardew.
How i'd love to hear the 'over the line' quote again.
Obviously something has gone very wrong behind the scenes. It's all to do with JFK who will do everything possible to unsettle Pardew. I give Pards till xmas.

Can see it now, opening day, get beaten by City. Kinnear talking to Ashley - "Pards doesn't know what he's doing, he should've taken of kebab and ben afri and put on the Amamobi's".

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03 Jul 2013 11:45:14
Ed, what is lukaku worth. I hear he's not wanted at Chelsea i'm sure he's worth a sneaky bid! {Ed001's Note - you heard wrong.}

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Sneaky bid? Cost 15 mil can't attract any1

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This Lukaku business is getting ridiculous.

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Lukaku comes available he will be £15 million+ and won't come to us. its that simple. k

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Chelsea paid 18mil And he had a great season last year so add another 10 and might get close.

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03 Jul 2013 11:08:20
I hope not. Kone is to old! so is bent! we would be better with PEA or even Remy.

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03 Jul 2013 11:05:20
I hope to see some Graham Carr gems this summer, like maybe free transfers or 1-4m spent on players under 25 and we haven't heard of or know vaguely. Boudebouz could be one. But we do need to snap up some young players who are free agents quickly now.

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03 Jul 2013 08:42:39
We need to stop fooling ourselves yet again, thinking that we will bring in players and get shot of the dead wood!

Obertan, Jonas, and the rest will still be in black and white next year, maybe with out Willo and Perch!

No one will come in, we will get the same excuses as last summer, we tried, but other teams offered more for the players than what we could afford!

At the most we will bring in some youngsters that we have never heard of, that have never been tried, and that will never turn into anything good!

Then again I am laughing at all the excuses that Mick Joke-in-Here will make up about why we don't get anyone!

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Sad to say it but I have to agree. What makes it worse is what kind of message does that send to our better players. Who can blame them if they want to leave with the ambition Ashley is showing.

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Sorry I cannot follow the above posts, didn't we sign Sissoko, Goufran,
Mbwia or did I just dream these signings. We are a signing club we have only sold Carrol and Ba of any note verses in addition to the above Tiote, Cabeye, Anita, Marveaux, Debuchy, Cisse, Ben Arfa, Hiadara, Santon, Bigerama.
Look at the facts and stop depressing yourselves as for sure we will be buying players in this window.

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We signed Sissoko, Debuchey, Goufrann and Mwbia in January to stop us going down as tight arse Ashley bought 1 senior player that summer (ANITA) even though we had extra games to play with Europe. They were suppose to be this summers transfer targets. Them the facts. Dress it up how you want we all can't be wrong.

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No read the post again, this was one about the summer.


I DO BELIEVE WE ONLY SIGNED ANITA!
and what good has he been?
I will answer it for you useless!

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Anita is not useless mate. Like every new signing it takes time to settle in and get use to the PL. He will come good just like the rest of the January signings. We all said that about Jose and Colo and they came good. Very good in fact. Other than ever comment bar the 3rd one is correct in my opinion.

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He wasn't bought in Jan, he was a summer addition.

He has had an extra six months on the rest of the French players, and still dons't look Prem quality.

I hope your right and it wasn't a wasted £4 million for him. But the only good thing he has is he's pacey, and he still have quicker players then him.

I never think he will be a Premiership player, he lacks the game to perform at the level!

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I would like Obertan to be given one more season anyway.

If we can polish off some of his negative points and get him focused, he could be an amazing talent.

He was the next big thing in France and shined coming through at all the youth levels.

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03 Jul 2013 08:21:25
Horrible feeling Carlton Cole is the only target #desperate

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