Newcastle Banter Archive August 03 2012

03 Aug 2012 22:31:29
Can someone please answer this. Who will we have up front to score our goals during ACON if Senegal qualify?

Shola and mike ashley himself at this rate..

Obviously know one knows what is happening the 3/4 players we need to strenghthen the Good exploits of last season have Been identified by resilient Carr agreed by AP but the back stops with the ambition ofba non football back gruñid owner OR chairman that is Where Newcastles problems lie

I will be gobsmacked if Senegal beat Ivory Coast and we lose the Dembas for ACON.Having said that, it's not wise to take the gamble as up to 6 weeks without your main strike force is not good.Therefor it's vital we get cover in .Right now the urgency is for defenders and perhaps the striker could wait untill January's window when it may be easier/cheaper ,especially if MA is still keen to bring back Carroll.

Don't worry there will be a striker brought in lol , Dont forget if we bring a striker in now lets say 50 grand a week it will cost big ash a cool 200 grand. By getting him on deadline day will save dell boy money makes sense for Ashley but not for the supporters.

Ben Arfa & Either Ameobi.

Vuckic can play as a striker too from what I hear.

I think it's a bit early to start panicking. Any forward who would come in would be back up to both Cisse and Ba anyway. Hard to shift either of them. We will get at least 3 players in so keep the faith.

Remember Best we will probably do something similar last minute 1m and everyone pats each other on the back

The acon is in january lets enjoy the start of the season (anything can happen up till then we could buy a decent striker and he could have an injury and be out for 6 months look at leon best)

Shola, Sammy, Ben Arfa, Obertan, Vuckic, and probably perch and ryan taylor, they can play anywhere ;)

03 Aug 2012 17:17:25
safc banter site and they reckon they signing andy carroll for £19 million and they wonder why we call them deluded.....

I cannot believe he would go there ,though ironicly he would suit there style. He may have a big problem setting foot in the Toon if he does lol. Joking aside ,would that make him a double Judas.

Haha

Probably because they are all closet Newcastle fans and bored with their team.

I will give them this though, The poznan they did against Man Utd on the last day of the season was hilarious.

Nobody on the safc page thought we would get him, we all think he would be better playing for you guys. He would slot in well with debuchy, douglas and de jong.... Oops!!
Liono74 ftm

Liono74 do you not think he could play with berbatov Llorente, stuey downing and adam johnson,holliet,anita,sturridge or do you think fletcher would keep him out...what day is mon signing these.....OHHH sorry he aint.....smb

Firstly most of those players were talked about on the safc page as possible targets ( like the kid who was suggesting messi for you ) no offers have been placed by mon and short. Secondly the playets i mentioned had been bid for by you guys and you guys and you got knocked back! That is because ashley was extracting the urine with some of those bids. Thirdly the llorente rumours were started by a geordie on twitter as you didnt have any ammunition.
Liono74 north east 4 life!

Kevin davis refused to come,defoe refused to come...holliet did not want to speak to you should i keep going.....adam johnson,stuart downing,daniel sturridge,berbatov are just few that your fans have been posting about over the past couple of weeks....go back in the last 6 to 1o weeks when your on the safc banter site bragging that mon had a WARCHEST available to spend and ashley would sell....ba,cisse,tiote,krull,cabaye,ben arfa..or and gyan would be 15 million when sold...when you check TV on every team for ins and outs and it shows 6million.....one word......CLUELESS

Thanks for making my point for me, i was saying all those names were talked about by fans, no offers were made until the last week and a half and those 3 were realistic. Besides most of the unrealistic ones were geordie trolls looking to get a rise.... One word...... Liono74

02 Aug 2012 23:59:59
Andy Carroll is going to sign for Newcastle for 20 mill, hopefully he will be able to elevate your tiny club into the top 4, seriously doubt it you over achieved last year, face it the next time you win a trophy Daniel Radcliffe will be a Grandfather, way aye man, your having a laugh!

Thanks for that. Over achieved you finish in the PL where you deserve to after 38 games. I am guessing by your little rant you finished below our so called tiny club. LMAO, Carrol for £20 million give your head a shake.

Gues your from Liverpuddle - we wont pay £20 mill hes not worth that (any football person would tell you that - except KK that brilliant manager you sacked) stop your usuall cruing and whinning.

Easy game against Gomel last night?

Who would pay 20million pounds for Andy Carroll? That would be just silly... I mean he's good but 20mil?! A club would have to be pretty desperate or stupid to pay that...

(liverpuddle)made me think of a tv programme on the history channel i watched ages ago about( liverpool ) which they said means dirty puddle i know its not about football ...just another piece of useless information ...geordie tom

You have to be an LOLpool fan dont you, tiny club you say... Yer thats why we finished where we did last year! As above you finish in the PL where you deserve... WE bounced back from relagation and nearly hit the top ten (apart from a slip up on the last day) so we deserved to finish in the bottom half. Last year we played unreal football beating man u 3-0 not many teams do that... Beating chlease at stamford bridge doesnt happen unless you deserve it... Stop spitting your dummy out, prow a pair, maybe learn something about football while your on too! Next your going to be telling me Tit-arse Bramble is the best defender in the PL

Sorry got that wrong it was muddy puddle...geordie tom

Tiny Club??? 52000 a week? how much does your Shed hold?

Biggest club in liverpool is the club down the road at goodison...