Newcastle Banter Archive May 31 2013

 

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31 May 2013 17:10:03
If Ashley does not want to spend any money then we should sell Cisse to Anzi for £15m and Tiote to Spartak for similar, giving us £25-£30m. We then go to Chelsea and offer them £20m for Lukaku so they make a profit on a player that they hardly played and obviously don't want otherwise why buy Schurle?

That leaves us £5-£10m to buy Danny Rose and we push Santon in CDM as he can tackle, pass, go past people beter than Tiote.

And line up as follows:

Krull

Debuchy Taylor Collo Rose

Sissoko Santon

HBA Cabaye Marveaux

Lukaku

your views?
Spire Toon

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Rose will go to Sunderland
Why can't we see this, if we had him on Loan, yes we would get him. But we didn't, it's either he goes to Sunderland or goes back to spurs to fight for his place

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Chelsea paid £18m for him he's just scored 17 premier league goals whilst playing for West Brom but Chelsea are going to let him go for a £2m profit?

One of the reasons Rose has played so well this season is because he's played week in week out at Sunderland we've just signed a talented young LB if Santon was to move into midfield then give Haidara the left back slot and let him improve.

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You wanna buy rose he said he wants to stay with us so that rules you out

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As good as your idea sounds I just don't see ashley spending that money, 15m max will be spent under ashley. I prefer santon as a winger and danny rose would be a good buy. I also think ashley already has 20m in his back pocket to spend, and we should go for marin so maybe a 22m double deal for marin and lukaku?

krul

debuchy taylor coloccini rose

Sissoko Cabaye

Ben Arfa Marin Santon

Lukaku

and look! 2 english players! LOL

IN:
Rose 7m
Lukaku 15m
Marin 7m
Aubameyang 10m
Diame 3.5m
Okore 4m
Boubedouz 2m
total spent 48.5m

OUT:
Cisse 18m
Tiote 9m
Obertan 3m
Jonas 2m
Gosling 2m
Ameobi 1m
Simpson free
harper free
total in 35m

highly doubt this would happen though, but lukaku is defo a player we need

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Thats if sunderland is the only club that come in, say if liverpool or newcastle come in then he will go to either of those two.

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Haidara is just as good player as Rose. We don't need full backs we need a couple of forwards and 2 wide men who can actually play out wide. Oh and a manager who can get the tactics right.

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Sorry rose said he loves us and he wants to join us sorry

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Just stop with this rubbish "Lukaku £15m" why would Chelsea be so stupid? He cost £18m has just scored 17 goals with West Brom put him in Chelsea's team and he'll score twenty goals easily but they're going to take a £3m loss on him?

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In what universe would Chelsea sell Lukaku for 20 million? Utterly ridiculous.

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Why are you being so deluded? Yes he would join you but if Liverpool or Newcastle come in he will go there.

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Why would rose join you lot if you came in for him? and spurs want 9m for him not 7m but he has already said he wants to come back to sunderland, you g0rdi3s are unbelievable sometimes with your tripe!

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He's only saying that because he's assuming that 5under1and are the only club who will come in for him. Like earlier in the season luis suarez said he'll stay but when real madrid were interested in him he now wants to leave.

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He'd join newcastle because we are the bigger club

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To right we are the bigger club one of the worlds biggest.

JESMOND GEORDIE.

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Jesmond geordie please define big club

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31 May 2013 16:37:42
Choose-hound.

1. David Batty or Scott Parker?

2. Warren Barton or Aaron Hughes?

3. Tino Asprilla or Peter Beardsley?

4. Steve Howey or Phillipe Albert?

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Batty
barton
asprilla
albert

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Batty, Barton, Beardsley ( You must be mental if you put Tino over Beardsley- SERIOUSLY! Most underated Footballer in my opinion, a genius who deserves a lot more credit! Finally, Albert!
Mike

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1. Neither both hopeless I'd watch lee Clark ahead of them too chuckle brothers anyday
2. Barton
3. Tino
4. Albert by a mile

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31 May 2013 12:38:20
People's teams for 13/14?

Mine:

_________________Krul___________________
Debuchy______Sakho___M'Biwa_______Santon
Aubameyang__Cabaye__Sissoko_____Ben Arfa
_________________Marin__________________
_________________Bony__________________

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No arguments with that team here.

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Taylor would play CB instead of Yanga-M'biwa Pardew hasn't got it in him to play a starting eleven of foreigners after what he said about Wenger.

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Thank you 2nd post!

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I just can't see us almost 40m on four players Ashley would want a full team for that amount.
I'd go for:
Ismit-Mirin- to replace Williamson.
Ince- bring some creativity to the team instead of just relying on HBA.
Weimann- good on and off the ball with one year left on his contract he'd be a steal if we can get him.
Balde- physical striker don't think our strikers are as bad as we think we just need to play more attacking and some more creativity, Cisse, Gouffran, Balde Weimann and Campbell)
Keep Colo for another season with the promise he can leave for San Lorenzo for free at the end of the season as there isn't many experienced and affordable players to replace him Samba definitely not, Lescott would like but his wages mean its highly unlikely.

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We might be getting 18m for cisse and 10m for tiote so that boosts the budget to get that team

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In:
Sakho 8m
Young RB 3m
Rose 7m
Hughes 10m
Marin 7m
Aubameyang 10m
Bony 11m
Total spent 53m-9m loss
Out:
Santon 12m
Tiote 9m
Harper free
Simpson free
Williamson 1m
Gosling 2m
Obertan 3m
Jonas 2m
Cisse 18m
Ameobi 1m
Total 48m

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BEN ARFA to PSG or Monaco, Cabaye to Manchester United or a top european side, Cisse to Anzhi, Colo to San Lorenz, Tiote off to Hartlepool, nice fantasy team but your way off the mark if you think Ashley is going to give you big money to spend!

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He will because in his logic now, because we didn't spend anything last summer we had a poor season so he'll think if we spend money this summer we'll have a much better season.

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Yeah, but you spent it in January

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31 May 2013 12:33:03
I'm getting tired of all these stupid arguments between us and the mackems on who's deluded and who's what, well i'm going to settle it so we can start talking about transfer news, rumours, predictions and what people want our team to be by september. Who cares about what the mackems think? Newcastle are a bigger club than sunderland FACT, why do you think sunderland are always underdogs in the derby? Even di canio said that we are a bigger club than them, that's why he wants to "try and overtake newcastle". They beat us 3-0 for the first time in something like 5 or 6 meetings, did they play us off the park? No, we were tired from benfica, had a goal wrongly disallowed that could of drived us on to win but they got 10 men behind the ball waited for us to continually attack them so we're short at the back, so they would counter with about 3 players and took shots mostly from outside the box. Should we be jealous or feel scared that sunderland have got a league 1-championship quality manager that knows how to get a team to defend, defend, defend and attack with about 3 men? No, they're "messiah" is an inexperienced manager who will just take sunderland to another, mid table relegation fighting season. He's a step backwards from o'neil. Should we really be jealous or scared of our "local rivals" that have apparently signed 3 players, that 1 i've never even heard of, the other one can't get into a lazio team and is injury prone and the other who got battered by shola ameobi in the europa league, No, because we are consistently linked with the likes of Aubameyang, Tom Ince, Mamadou Sakho etc.

Next season We should be competing with the likes of liverpool, everton for a top 9 finish when sunderland will be competing with the likes of hull, stoke, cardiff, palace, villa.

I really don't give a tosh about what mackems think, they can try and mock us all they want, but all I care about is us, so what people's teams, predictions, transfers and rumours etc. let's move on now.

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I'm a Geordie but all of that is absolute sh*te and you contradicted yourself so many times there

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I don't care either that's why I've posted to register my not arsedness! I guess we are more similar than we like to think, all of a sudden I feel like punching a horse!
Can't believe original poster posted that!
Liono74

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Hit the nail on the head there I reckon.

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I'm a Mackem
And the first few lines I was thinking, yeah your right, let's just stick to our own site and both leave each other alone

But the further I got down, I realised that your just looking for another fight with the comments you are making about us, so expect a few more mackems coming on here to argue

You should have just finished it after the 4th line, you could have been a peace maker but you sort of screwed it up

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You say you're getting sick of these stupid arguments but it seems to me like you're just trying to start another one.
1) I agree that we are a bigger club than them but we aren't as big as some people think we're.
2) If you can't take them bragging about beating us then don't bother giving it out next time we beat them, we've both had poor seasons let them enjoy one the highlights of their season, we certainly enjoyed beating them.
3) Maybe the reason you haven't heard of them is more to do with you than them, Cabral played against Spurs and Chelsea in the Europa league, Roberge played against us in the Europa league and quite a few clubs have been linked to Diakite.
4) we drew 1-1 with Martimo over two legs so Roberge couldn't of done that bad.
5) Liverpool will be competing with the top four next season and Everton top six providing they make a good choice on the new manager whereas we should be focusing on getting into the top ten.
6) There used to be good banter on here with the Mackems now it just seems bitchy from both sides.

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Shola couldn't batter a sausage

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I got carried away lol, but my point is, is that there's a lot of mackems who get carried away with a derby win, and become a bit deluded themselves with all the players they think they can attract, and there's not enough talk on here about ourselves. but you're right, I did get carried away and started new arguments.

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Its really annoying though how some mackems think we can't attract players like aubameyang, bony, marin, ince when they're naming insigne, lamella, sigurdsson, young etc.

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Fair point
But we rub it in their noses that we just finished above them in the league, excluding last year, they always finished above us, and I rightly remember hearing most Geordies saying that its only the derby that really matters

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When was the last time Sunderland finished above us?

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What tired off benfica? we played you off the park! yes you should of had a goal but we should of had 2 pena's, really the score should of been 1-5 to Sunderland if your basing this on what ifs! you trying to make excuses for getting stuffed at home, even shearer said we deserved to win by more, you really sound as bad and deluded as Jesmond Geordie!

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It seems i'm not entitled to my opinion that we are one of the worlds biggest clubs etc.

JESMOND GEORDIE

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Jesmond geordie stay out of these conversations your opinions are as welcome as suarez in Ivanovics home

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31 May 2013 12:20:57
I've said it before and I'll keep saying it.

Santon should move to midfield.
Mbiwa is our most solid left back with Haidara as back up.
Bring in a new (mahoosive) centre back with a bit of pace.

Up front we should be moving heaven and earth to get Lukaku. He gets better and better every time I see him and weirdly, Chelsea aren't interested in him.

DomW

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Lukaku only wants to play in europe, we won't be able to afford him and should never loan players from other prem clubs

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We should offer Chelsea 15m plus Colo. (For Lukaku)

I know Colo wants to go back to Argentina, but he may be tempted to go to Chelsea. I know people will say he does not want to stay in England, but Champions league may attract him.

That way we could get something for Colo.

With Terry's future coming to a close, and Luiz always being linked with other clubs, they may need a centreback.

Just a thought.

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Could offer tiote

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Yeah but Chelsea don't want Colocini

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31 May 2013 11:51:22
There are a lot of rumours of people leaving considering what a garbage season we have just had. Its not like anyone has put themselves in the shop window!

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31 May 2013 08:52:14
Tottenham looking to off-load a lot of players this summer including Jake Livermore (23) and Tom Huddlestone (26). Think they would be great assets for us and they are English which would make a change. Can also see a sell on value for Livermore as he is only getting better.

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Would prefer Townsend looked a good player for QPR.

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Yes Townsend would be a better BET!

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31 May 2013 08:01:55
Apparently Mourinho is looking to sell David Luiz when he returns to Chelski to boost his transfer budget. Would be a decent replacement for Colo if he leaves.

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Nufc. barcelona??

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David luiz is too expensive and he's more of a CDM anyway

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This is definitely a Mackem, who's had enough of being called deluded from our fans over Cavani so is starting to post ridiculous stuff like this on our page.

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He's much too expensive and wouldn't come to NUFC. but he'd be a fantastic addition to our midfield. Someone who is comfortable on the ball and doesn't just punt it long when someone from the opposition comes towards him (or turn in little circles until he gets robbed. again. ).

DomW

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Not a chance

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At least he'd use up colos stock of esoteric hair products. I hate waste

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31 May 2013 06:55:31
Where the **** is that Romain Amalfitano guy. Like get out of the club if he can't at least make the bench.

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He was signed with the intention of spending a year with the development squad he's still 22 or 23 give him time.

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I think he looked a good play, just not up to the pace of the English game.

If he cannot adapt him game to not having the time he wants on the ball, he will be moved on at the end of next season I think.

Vuckic is our hidden gem, massive potential, just needs to get fit now, his time is about to come.

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