Newcastle Banter Archive March 31 2014

 

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31 Mar 2014 20:20:43
This is a bit of a random question but,

If Sunderland went down, and you had the chance to sack Pardew, and get in Poyet, would you?

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No chance

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If you would J Toon it would show how desperate you really are.
Every week is a new name from you about a new manager
How do is doing a wonderful job that Ashley & has almost ensured that Newcastle will finish 10th or 11th or 12th not exactly what Ashley wanted before the season began
Forget the crap football that the team is playing Ashley is do happy he is even offering Pardew a bonus that will pay his the hundred thousand fine by the club
Pardew is going nowhere and neither is Ashley
Crap football Crap Team Crap Managet Crap Ownet get used to it

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I'm only mentioning this because I saw a few people on twitter saying they'd take Poyet over pardew.

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No too ugly

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Haha des love it

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31 Mar 2014 16:02:06
The following players would be ideal for Newcastle

Rodwell
Richards
Sinclair
Byram
Austin
Hughes (will)
Ings

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They would be very ideal along with a new modern manager and these other players

Lascelles
Lescott
Young
Lennon
Welbeck possibly.

however these players would be ideal for ashley:

Aaron hunt
no one else

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Hernandez from Man Utd

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Considering the wages Richards would demand and his injury record I'd go nowhere near him, I'd like Rodwell but on loan for a season with the option of a permanent deal if he can stay fit, the further away we stay from Sinclair the better, Lescott is probably on too much so no same with Young.
Couple of English players and a few foreign players will do:
GK) McCarthy (Reading)
CB) Lascelles or Moore (Leicester)
CM) Grenier, Ravel, Lansbury or Rodwell.
Wingers) Cabella, Hahn (Augsburg), Lestienne (Brugge) or Zaha
ST) Wilson (Coventry), Mitrovic (Anderlecht)

Next season:
------------McCarthy----------
Debuchy-Willo-De Vrij-Santon
-----Ravel-Tiote-Grenier------

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I think Richards is a very under rated defender.

Also there's a youngster called Angel Correa who looks like a top prospect, but unfortunately we don't have enough ambition to get him.

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31 Mar 2014 15:28:07
The commentators summed up Newcastle during the game on Saturday "Newcastle and walking and strolling around" apart from Guffram who stood still most of the time at least 5 should be dropped for Saturday don't care if we lose as long as he puts a team out who will fight for us.

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31 Mar 2014 12:18:42
How many times have we heard AP say "that type of performance is not acceptable"

this season alone so far

Saints (a)
Spurs (h)
Everton (h)
Derland (h)
Citeh (a)
Fulham (a)

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That and 'That wasn't us out there today' etc. Yes it was Alan, that's the point.

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31 Mar 2014 02:26:29
Ashley has created a disater and with him and his useless manger and Len Charnley and pathetic Wendy (f. g) Taylor made this club into a laughing stock
No wonder the players want out and are performing like a lower half Championship side.
Newcastle have the worst 2 strikers in the Football league.

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