Newcastle Banter Archive December 31 2011

 

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31 Dec 2011 17:48:30
I do find it very funny how mike changes the name of st James park then we start loosing .

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I don't.

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Nor me!

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31 Dec 2011 15:17:54
sgb keep commenting on how many points ahead of us they are. anyone else remember one xmas when they were 12 points ahead ha ha ha dont get too cocky yet lots of games to go mad max

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Nothing going on in5under1and is there

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Without Ba, Newcastle will nose dive if they dont sign a striker and Pardew is saying they wont. Im forever blowing bubbles.

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More than in newc9st1e

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We were 12 points clear of man utd not safc so cant see your point! plus if my memory serves me right did we finish above you lot that year? silly boy!

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31 Dec 2011 14:41:25
man utd beaten off blackburn they wont lose two off the trot backlash on wed against the scum ha ha mad max ps yes i know we will lose to man city to save you posting it

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Mad Max do you spend more time on the Newcastle page than Sunderland's?

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On both thats why its called banter

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If I supported that pile of crap from Wearside I'd spend more time on a decent chat line too

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Is that the pile of crap thats just beat the league leaders by any chance

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What with a lucky offside goal . mugs clutching at straws. Still going down smb

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Yeah thats the pile of crap he on about!

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31 Dec 2011 10:52:17
what time is it? Bellamy over the wall, Carroll almost got his goal was unlucky, for the idiots saying he is coming back to you in jan, no chance, he looked like he wanted to prove a point to you lot tonight

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Yes he defo proved a point to us tonight. Proved he was nowhere near worth 35m and for once we robbed the scousers.

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I honestly think he missed on purpose when through on goal last night.

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Yeah I'm sure he meant to hit the bar aswell.

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31 Dec 2011 10:40:52
my thoughts on last nights game ...we should of went with 2 up top demba ba needed some help young vudic aint ready for the first team yet should of played ben arfa from the start ...but in a nut shell we got beat simple as that ...looking forward to second half of the season...all the best for the new year geordie tom

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31 Dec 2011 10:03:32
Obertan Simpson and Jonas out....Simpson because he is useless (what was he doing for that free kick) Obertan because he his useless (not even decent, he adds nothing to the team, he was meant to be fast, where did we get that from? his agent) and Jonas either needs a rest or we are asking him to play a strange game, he just seems to be an extra full back/left half and has become ineffective. AP said we would be quicker on the brake, my mum (80 odd) could walk the length of the field before we get from defence to attack (apart from hoof up the field)

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To all the sgb who called our ex man utd players and were overjoyed at your man u signing obertan whos laughing now hes a headless chicken

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Wouldn't argue mate he's effin useless ,what's the point of mazie runs and fancy footwork if there is no end product. End of the day Fergie is no mug and would never let a gem go so young. Pards been sold a donkey , i know he did a great assist the other night but one decent assist in umpteen games does not a great winger make.

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Do you lot even know what you are talking about he has made and created the most chances not only in our team but in the prem this season. Get off the lads back back the team ... Source sky sports stats....

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Your right obertan not looking like a decent player but we gave 3 million for him and pay him a small wage compared to other prem players could of been worsewe could be giving 60k to 70k for wes brown and the other manu reject lol

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31 Dec 2011 09:14:37
Where does the 'cheesy chips' comments come from ? I live in Newcastle and drink in Newcastle and Sunderland and I have to say that the quality of individual is on a par in both City's ! Seriously unintelligent, bigoted, narrow minded and infatuated with football and their own teams ! One really should try and escape from the above and enjoy the finer things in life. Your humour is mildly amusing at times but so specifically against each others teams. Now please,
Just all grow up for 2012 and behave !

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Well put this a footy banter page not a place for kindergarten remarks happy new year to all and keep the crack coming as that what makes this a good site

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31 Dec 2011 01:28:29
After that today the comments from AP about no striker must be hit home to us fans! We looked like a Newcastle team from our first few months back up in the prem. Yeah theres a good team but we need to build a squad - and that we dont have. We have 1 game and thats it, noone who can bring anything different. We need a new full back (simpson getting steadily worse), a top flight CB, and a decent midfielder who can play on the Right/centre but can also cut in. Much like Sammi but with more experience.

Still proud of the lads and we have seen some great performances this year but this part of the season is crucial and we need to have a plan B to get through it.

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You do have a plan B slip and slide down the table, you were poor, you lot gonna miss ba mid jan, who will get the goals then?

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At least we admit when our players play crap you's lot just blame the manager cause he was a geordie. What you gonna do when O'neil starts getting it wrong.

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Obviously you don't have a clue SGB as we blamed bruce for his pathetic record as 3 wins in 2011 from him, bob stokoe was a geordie did we blame him for being brought up as a scumc9st1e fan? no! the papers have made it out for his geordie roots and it wasn't but O'neill almost has as many wins as bruce after 4games in charge

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Most of us couldnt care that he is a Geordie. What we could care about is that he lost it with the players. How many managers have Newcastle gone through for exactly the same reasons?

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Codswollop ,you never wanted him from day one and your players should be ashamed that they bust a gut now but couldn't be arsed for Bruce.

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Codswollop ,you never wanted him from day one and your players should be ashamed that they bust a gut now but couldn't be arsed for Bruce.

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31 Dec 2011 00:13:45
Well that was a S@$% performance today, we will be lucky not to have one or two suspensions handed down by the FA as well. But the years over and were on 30pts, not too bad at all. Its our current form that bothers me however. I am continuously baffled by AP team selection. If Santon is fit to come on then he should start! Rtaylor isn't good/fast enough to play fb, can he not see that? And why does Ben Arfa only ever appear after 60mins? and AP starts a 19 year old ahead of him (i'd be livid if i were Benny). Also in the past i have defended Obertan and his contribution, but don't get me started based on todays effort... awful just plain awful. A lot of people are making a big deal about getting a striker through the door, but if we continue to concede goals at this rate it wont matter. What we need is another (ready now, not way in the future) top flight CB and a quality RB. Newcastle need to shore up their own end and quickly or this good start will be for not!

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Shows how little you know about football if you would have played ben arfa last night, wrong player for the wrong occasion, bolton and liverpool are 2 polar opposites, under the cosh and he makes that sub, this illustrates the wrongful pressure from certain fans, whereas pardew was bullied by the fans clamour, sir alex, wenger, moyes would have it their own way and not been influenced, don't get me wrong pardew has done very well over his year in charge, just got it wrong on the night, can't be correct on every call

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We have the top quality right back. His name is Davide Santon. What we need is a top quality left back.

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Santon did nothing when he came on, don't see the fuss, a couple od runs and that is all I saw, downing had him in his back pocket

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He was capable of passing something no other Newcastle player was able to do the other night.

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