Newcastle Banter Archive May 30 2013

30 May 2013 20:16:33
Marko Marin's not getting played at all at chelsea, and I highly doubt he'll be in mourinho's plans. How about a move for him? Great playmaker, flair exactly what we need and he's only 24, 25. I wouldn't like a loan really but he'd cost around 7-10million. Thoughts?

He's off to Dortmund
Sick of people talking out they're ar*es

D'ya want the mackems to come back at us again

How is he talking out of his backside. Does the lad know that he is off to Dortmund? I wasn't aware he was. Like the lad says he is no way out of our league. Not even established at Chelsea.

Tell that to jesmond Geordie hahha

There's no news about Marin going to dortmund and I can't believe you actually care what mackems think. Marin would be a good move.

30 May 2013 16:27:40
All these rumours of Ben Arfa leaving are rubbish. Why would he leave? there's only 6 or 7 clubs in world football bigger than us. Man utd, man city only because of money, chelsea because of money, Arsenal, barca, madrid, bayern munchen,

We are bigger than Liverpool as they are and average club now they don't win trophies, its like saying forest are big because they used to be succesful.

We are bigger than spurs, everton etc.

Our players are very lucky, they play infront of the best fans in the world only Galatasaray could be compared to our fans for loyalty and passion.

Is that a fact? yes.

You cannot judge the size of a club on trophies. We have come close a few times, if we won one cup to break our duck we would dominate English football.

If we won the league you would have to knock down sjp and build a 250k seater stadium because we would fill it.

Who loves their club like us though?we are special, all I think about day and night is the toon and no one else has that loyalty and devotion.

I wish some one rich would buy us because of our potencial, we could be with the right investment the biggest club in the world bigger than Manchester United far bigger. apart from trophies we are as big anyway.

Ashley should see this and keep the better players and add some real quality, be brave and buy the neymars, cavani etc he needs to be brave becuse if he bought those players the clubs value would sky rocket and he would make more money in the long run.

I have been a supporter all my life i'm 39 now and it hurts me seeing the club not living to its potencial and just plodding along its a waste of a unique club.

JESMOND GEORDIE

We are a bigger club than Liverpool as they are an average club now they don't WIN TROPHIES. Lol Yes newcastle want to stop winning all the trophies and give other clubs a chance.

I know we have some deluded fans but this is outrageous, this has to be a wind up there is no way somebody can be so deluded.

I sometimes come on this site to have a laugh and boy you broke my ribs

I very much agree with you on the part where ashley needs to be brave and spend a bit more money, but the thing is we need to keep a financial structure. But I would rather have an owner like daniel levy rather than sheikh mansour or tony fernandes, simply because levy is a better buisnessman and has got spurs in fantastic financial position. However I disagree with your comment on us being a bigger club than liverpool that is just utterly wrong and laughable, we have better fans than them though, I agree with you on that I think we would make top 5 best fan bases in the world.
Chelsea and man city are a lot bigger than us, only because of when there owners bought them and they started to win trophies. but yes we are in terms of tradition, fan base etc. are bigger than everton and spurs. We are probably the best fans in england, we turn up to see our team every week, sell out the away seats every other week even if it is the other side of the country, and we deserve to see our team winning trophies.

Yes you can judge a club on trophies, its easy to do. Fristly you look at how many trophies a club has won, then compare that number with another club, and so on. I truly hope that you were joking in the first place, however if your serious please could you tell me who looks after you as I am a social worker and can help

I can't believe that the person above is agreeing with him 9th post one above OP:

Anyway, bigger than Liverpool? They don't win trophies anymore lol and you do?. How do you have better fans than Liverpool also?.

Bigger fanbase than spurs?they have a season ticket waiting list of nearly 100k.

Top 5 fan bases in the world you don't even have top 5 in Britain, Celtic, rangers, man utd, Liverpool, spurs, Chelsea, arsenal all have bigger.

I can not believe you all reacted to original post!

Did I just read that. please don't call your self a newcastle fan again, you sound like you need to be put in a padded room mate.

The only thing we have going for us is that the fans are always thereyes we get pissed off but that is becasue we SHOULD be big! we are not a bigger club than LOLpool, they finish higher, actually have a good set of players, Tottenham, well they have Bale But Tottenham are a team who fight for the Champions League, sorry we fight off relegation.

What have you been on this season? I really want some, by the sounds of it you watched a totally different season to the one we watched!

I mean top 5 best fanbases as in loyalty and Passion. I know for a fact we actually have a bigger fanbase.

How can you possibly know that as "fact"? Tbh to say that you know something as "fact" depends on what you accept as being true - which is known as epistemology (spelling). So in your argument you say Newcastle have a fan base in the top 5 world wide? And you can prove this with factual information? Please can you do this and show us without any doubt that Newcastle are a top 5 supported club in the world.

Jimmy1976

Ha. oh dear. haha, you have made my day pal. FTM.
Lm86

Dont worry i'm mentally strong NOT DELUDED LIKE YOU LOT so I take it like a pinch of salt haha

JESMOND GEORDIE

Too much salt is bad for you. I love your sweeping statements, "we are all deluded" lol

Jimmy1976

30 May 2013 15:35:35
The best forward pairs consist usally of one tall player and one short-medium height player, which means one can head the ball well and one is quick enough the go past defenders.
Aumbeyang: very quick for the height of 6ft1 and brings a lot of flair to the game
Carroll: we all know his game
These 2 players would make newcastle united a extremely tough team to beat

Give me a example of this in a top team. this is a very 90's approach and easy to defend against. Plus it promotes the long ball tactic which i'm sure by now we are all sick of.

Would prefer remy or bony to carroll but defo want aubameyang

Can they defend

30 May 2013 11:31:10
ok, season finished we survived. let's get them striker targets signed up before its to late, we must of been looking at strikers for over a year now with nothing of any note signed up. We will do ok with same team, but god we need striker options as goals are hard to come by

Aubameyang please!

JMW

Simple, is he for sale? does he want to come? 50k a week, simple, bought and signed. get on with it ashley stop messing

We have a good squad that just needs a little improving but it does not matter who we sign if Pardew does not play players in their correct position and does not drop people out of form.
However we need perhaps 1 wide player, 2 strikers and a new centre back if Collo leaves.
Wide player
Dries Mertens - first/expensive choice
Sinclair - second/cheap option

Strikers
PEA & Lukaku - first/expensive choice
Kevin Gameiro & Charlie Austin - second/cheap option

Centre half
Lescott or Alderwald - first/expensive choice
Douglas or Richard Dunne- second/cheap option

Aubemeyang will go to a bigger club
Lets move on from this

Take a look at our goals against column, we need better defenders for next season, because the ones we have are embarrassing.

Douglas has signed for a russian team. i'd rather have williamson than richard dunne

You don't know who will come in for him. No need to move on, we have a good chance of getting him.

30 May 2013 10:24:13
Me nans mates cousin who works down the bookies was right - see previous post dated 20 may. Tiote is off too.

29 May 2013 23:17:00
Anyone else noticed that most pf the players we've been linked with would be lost to the Africa Nations Cup if we did get them on top of Tiote and Cisse
PEA-Gabon
Bony-Ivory Coast
Ideye-Nigeria
Boudebouz-Algeria
N'Koulou-Cameroon
Belhanda-Morocco
I'm pretty sure Eder is the only player we're linked with we wouldn't lose, might be a good idea to get him as well if we get any of the above players

What about ince, Marin, samba

Well Newcastle said they were going to dip in different pools and not just France.

I think Holland, Africa and Belgium were all mentioned

I thought they had played africa cup twice so that it now falls at the same time as the euro, s? so wouldn't loose any of the players

The acon is played in january so it makes no difference if its the same year as the euro's we would still lose players to it