Newcastle Banter Archive July 02 2011

 

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02 Jul 2011 17:28:19
i think this would be a good team for next season witch could be done using current players with new contracts and one new signing who would cost easily cost less than 10 million:


--------------------harps-----------------------

simo--------colo---------s.taylor(c)-------enrique

-------------barton---------tiote----------------

hoilet---------------ben arfa-------------gutierez

-----------------------ba-----------------------

also if we need extra strike power hoilet can play as a striker alongside ba and barton could play right wing

my bench would be:

krul
r.taylor
wilo
cabeye
marveaux
lovenkrands
best

the only reason i havnt included cabeye and marveaux is because they are unproven in the premier league i think i would take out gutierez if either player proves they are good enough for the prem not sure who else i would take out though

please note this is not my dream team just a team that could be done on a budget now that nolans wages are off the books we can afford to give barton and enrique the pay rise they deserve

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Sorry but marveaux is 100 times better than Gutierrez he is nothing can run and gives his all but without Enrique to cross the ball for him he is useless can't shoot can't pass what good is he a Newcastle player?

My team would be at the present time

Krul

Simpson
Colo
Williamson
Enrique

Barton
Cabaye
Tiote
Marveaux

Ben arfa

Ba

My bench would be

Harper
Ferguson
Ameobi
Gutierrez
S Taylor
Lovenkrands
Maybe abeid

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Don't know why people are so harsh to guttierrez, he is one of the players who gives 110%. Don't think he's ever been injured. Without him drawing fouls many of the barton to Carroll crosses/goals would never have happened. People may critisise this but I know I'm speaking sense.

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S. Taylor is twice the defender that Williamson is

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Don't think Abeid will be given a shot this season, will play for the reserves until deemed ready. Also to the guy on about guttierrez, spot on. The most intersting winger we've had for ages.

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The reason guttierez is never injured is because he does bugger all
no chance of him getting injured

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Yeah have to agree not sure gutierez is good enough like i said in the post i would take out gutuerez if marveaux or cabeye prove themselves wich they probaly will

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Completely agree with the gutierez comment. Sometimes frustating to watch him take so many on but have no end product but at the same time its refreshing to his work rate.

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02 Jul 2011 15:13:30
does anyone know who our top target is at the moment?

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Probably all championship players and over rated players so we manage to pay their £200 a week salary

Wayne bridge - useless
Darius vassell - could score in a brothel
Klass huntellar- over rated Dutch player
Gomez - keep dreaming

Anyone that's free we might get as normal

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02 Jul 2011 14:37:35
Does anyone know who are top target is at the moment?

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02 Jul 2011 14:35:13
whats happenig with the danny sturrige move ?

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We're apparently not interested. Sigh.

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20mill plus a bit of a stumbling block and 80k a week wages

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02 Jul 2011 01:56:06
Mike Ashley seen with two large Iranian men at Newcastle airports private Helipad. They own the Abrekebabra chain of takeaways in Ireland and are looking to use the commercial interest to buy the club and re-name all takeaways in the Big Market and the groung in the new UK name 'Abrakeeganbabra'. Keegan is willing to endorse the brand but is nervous about associatting himself with something that makes your arse fall out.
Nolan left after trying one and having no toilet roll in the training grounds portakabin and Barton punched a hole in the wall when Nolan pinched the quilted bog roll.
Enrique could not belive 3 members of Geordie shore were willing to clean the pans just to get TV coverage and requested a transfer immediattley
In response Pardew has re-affiremmed there will be no futher problems as all of the new signings are french and have soft s**t but missed out the words 'soft as '.
In summary, Keegan will return for 3 days before handing the rains back to Pardew who says yes more than a cheap whore and 'The tOOOOOOOn' will qualify for the champions league by October before the annual trip to benidorm paid for by Alan Sheeeraaas match of the day Cash.
Good times ahead for the pre-cornflake mags.

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You have a lot of time on your hands smb.

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Class

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So sorry to disappoint you since I can tell you put a lot of time an effort into it, but that was the least funny/amusing/clever thing I've ever had the misfortune of reading. Although, if someone would kindly translate into English for me then maybe I could get in on the joke too.

Thanks.

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02 Jul 2011 00:48:35
I totally agree on the king shola thing cos he loves nothing more than to score against 5under1and SMB

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Bad news for sunderland good news for newcastle shola staying strike partner for ranger

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02 Jul 2011 00:40:45
Nice to see the unwashed smb come out of the woodwork now that the 5-1 humiliation is wearing off( actually that will always be hilarious but never mind eh smb) and they have actually bought an unproven pl striker for 8 million which is also interesting but they think its great bet colo and taylor are shaking in there boots Quite happy with demba ba for free to be honest just look at his goals to games ratio last season in the prem more to come for us too but am thinkin cards kept under the chest, be patient toon and bring on 2nd game of the season We will have em AGAIN

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