Newcastle Banter Archive August 02 2013

02 Aug 2013 23:24:53
Ed I've just looked in the dictionary 2 find out wot banter means and I quote " the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks " can u please take this onboard when us friendly sunderland supporters put a remark on your board please x jarra makem {Ed001's Note - the vast majority of posts are just, either repetitive or abusive. If they were friendly, a lot more would make it.}

Ok thank 4 clearing that up ed, just a lot of sunderland supporters r whinging on our site that posts r not getting put up on your site, maybe now they will understand why and change their remaks accordingly because without sounding nasty without banter our rivalry just wouldn't b the same! Good luck 4 next season, as long as yous finish below us ile b fine. Only joking. jarra makem {Ed001's Note - I cover all the sites, and the fans moan on all of them, but they never seem to think that maybe what they were posting might have been done to death, even when they do keep it clean. Half of the posters on every site think that a suitable reply on every post, is to mention a score. That gets extremely boring, so that can lead to deletion after the initial bit of gloating is over.}

I agree ed, theirs only so many times u can flog a dead horse (pardon the pun) and it does gets a bit boring when we hear " yous haven't signed any1 nd we've signed 10, our players Wudnt get in yor squad nd vice versa, joke kinnear, our crowds r bigger than yours, u get my point, the truth is I think we r all just getting so bored we just want the season 2 start! because at the end of the day that's wot we r.
" football supporters " jarra makem {Ed001's Note - thankfully it is beginning to get back to actual football! Not long until kick off now.}

Thats wrong! i've posted loads of "banter" without any abuse or such like, just general mick taking which is what the mags are putting on our page but none of mine are getting posted, haway mag ED grow up and take the banter, you lot have given it for years and now its our turn youse hide under your rocks {Ed001's Note - if this is your idea of banter and mick taking, then it is no wonder it got deleted! I am not a mag anyway, so if I am deleting something, then you can be damn sure it is not because I am as childish and petty as you obviously are.}

SMB just got owned by Ed! Well done son!

02 Aug 2013 17:15:40
We should sell Cisse for roughly 10 Million. Clearly doesn't want to be here, he also doesn't score enough goals.

Use the money to fund better talent, sign Remy, and bafetimbi gomis and Scott Sinclair.

Easily play SInclair on the left, Remy or Gomis in the middle and Ben Arfa on the right.

This is just a thought, personally if a player doenst want to be here, why keep him?

How can you say clearly dosnt want to be here. If you had said buy Gomis and Remy and then I repeat then maybe sell Cisse if we don't want him

Stupid post, Cisse CLEARLY does want to be here. Did you not see how he celebrated his goal in the friendly in first game back. As for scoring enough had his wrongly disallowed goals counted last season it would of been 20 for the season.

I think you'll find tha sunderland conceded less than newcastle last season haha, so if we had the worst defence where does that put yous? get your facts right before you come on here trying to give it the big'n

Some of you thick Geordies are laughable

How much did your superior goal difference help you's last season?

You SMB can laugh all you want but the fact that we conceded almost 70 goals last season and you's still finished below us is even more laughable.

Sorry we struggled on without our top scorer for 10+ games, we have vastly improved our squad and only an person would call altidore rubbish, face fact mags the balance of power is shifting towards Sunderland and you know it!

But I thought you's said injuries were just an excuse?
Of course the power is shifting towards Sunderland of course it is we'll let you believe that for the time being, keep telling yourselves this isn't going to turn out like the last two have.

The Sunderland management and fans did not bleat on all season about our injuries. Nor did we blame our poor finishing on injuries.
We have gone out and strengthened a poor squad.
What have you done?
Dont bother with saying we have signed rubbish that wouldn't get into your team.
Guitierez?
Obertan?
Williamson?
Gets boring.

Why should we face it? We don't need to. You have a manager who's nowhere near the level of Bruce or o'Neil. You have bought in the quantity of players you need, but not the quality that you need. Sunderland will do a QPR this season.

Regardless what you say Jeez Newcastle used the most players of all the PL teams last season which was down to mostly injury. Not saying it was the reason we finished were we did but looking at the season we finished 5th we didn't have anywhere near the injuries. Facts speak for themselves. Obertan and Willo only play when we have injuries/suspensions so your point has no legs.

Pathetic, excuses excuses excuses.
You have a poor squaq that has been depleted even further. Players that are unsettled. A poor manager, who comes out and says that Guitierez was right about too light training.
Linked with Bent and Gomis?
Best of all, you have Joe Kinnear.
What a circus.

02 Aug 2013 15:08:18
Ok, I'm getting a bit worried now, Three weeks to go and no one in. Today's Gomis news has relieved me a bit, but I won't believe it until I see him holding a black and white shirt with his name on it.

We have got 5 new players in last January, now that they are properly integrated, I believe we are in much better shape than last season but we still need a striker and a winger.
Defense
RB - Debuchy with Santon and Mbiwa as cover CB - Colloccini, Yanga Mbiwa with S. Taylor, williamson
LB - Santon with Haidara and Paul Dummett as cover
DM- Tiote and Sissoko with Anita as cover
CM - Cabaye, Marveux with Sissoko and Vuckic as cover
LM - Ben Arfa (no cover, okay maybe Gouffran, and Obertan)
RM - Gouffran with (Obertan and Jonas) (no other choice)
Striker - Cisse, shola and Gouffran.
these are my views. iToon.

Tavernier can help cover RB, Sammy ameobi will have a breakthrough next season to play RM or LM. Bigirimana can help cover CM, Campbell could go out on loan or could help cover striker. Anita could also play RB. We only need Gomis and Remy and maybe a utility defender or winger then we will have a great squad that could challenge the top 8.

02 Aug 2013 14:24:08
tv reporting fee agreed for gomis. At last?

Bailey261

Our look, he'll be like I want to join Spurs or won't accept our contract

He is off to marseille

02 Aug 2013 13:32:22
Strange that Bent was supposedly talked to by NUFC when we were told Fulham had bid £4M.
Think we are getting porky pies and some fans are falling for the so called ludicrous nufc offer story.
Clearly his agent is panicking and setting of hares all over to get someone to pay over the odds for his over paid over valued client.
£40k a week is £2million a year not bad I suggest and cannot be construed as an insult.

Totally agree with above post. unfortantly we as a club are at the present time are the club the media love to have a dig at and to stir negative feeling up I for one is sick of it

There's f***-all on Newsnow Fulham about Bent. They won't pay Villa's asking price either. Villa are up sh*t creek and will get more and more desperate as the window runs down. Expect a cut-price deal for Bent to Hull or somesuch in the last couple of days.

02 Aug 2013 11:12:38
So yesterday Redknapp says Remy won't go out on loan and today he says he will. the man knows nothing.

Gomis and Remy to be 'over the line' before the Braga game.

I seen Pardew at Heathrow airport in the BA lounge this morning. Very nice bloke to be honest. Asked him about Gomis deal, he just laughed and said fingers crossed.

02 Aug 2013 02:04:35
All these rumours of players join u is making my head spin lol. same post Been on all day lol

The only players good enough to get into the Newcastle team are at Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and Barcelona, your only true rivals. You will beat Man C because you are a big club and they are a small club. They don't even make a profit. You will win the league and take your rightful place in the champions league. No one thinks your club is a joke at all.

Sustantivo

Totali De Loodaid-Jordis (barca)

Spot on again ;), legend^^

Truly a legend. Ha ha.