Newcastle Banter Archive June 29 2011

29 Jun 2011 22:11:06
Hey Mags. .go on BBC Sport Website and see a video of what Whickham will do to you in the second game of the season
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i doubt that he will even get a half against us and i really don't think he will score much in the prem.i don't see what the buzz is all about , yes he has potential but in the championship he scored 13 goals in 65 appearances so i don't thin he will be destroying us anytime soon.

Agree with post above what makes u think Hel even get in ur starting 11? Oh yeah that rite ur teams s**t so he prob will never know may improve the scoreline to 5-2 this yr

Type in newcastle 5-1 Sunderland on YouTube.
then consider Ben arfa running past Titus bramble.

Ha Ben arfa vs bramble lmao

Gotta say tho, wit bramble's scoring record you might need to take that back. check out his wikipedia page if you don't believe me. no doubtin this lad is immense


{Ed010's Note -don't trust Wikipedia as a source my friend. It can be edited by anyone, just to prove a point. Regards Ed10

Bramble could not get ant where near Ben Arfa ever He was titus shambles when he was with us and is still a liability

Bramble was and is a liability at the back. He can be solid as a rock for 89 mins, but then a moment of madness leads to a goal / red card. . / 2nd goal 2nd yellow. . then you loose the match and curse him for his 'donkeyness'. Shame really he had the potential to be a world class defender.

Ben arfa wont be fit till january at least

29 Jun 2011 21:17:28
just been on holiday with Dennis Wise and he is still working behind the scenes with Ashley - no big signings coming in - looking at French 'potentials' as well as bringing academy players through - carrol money is in installments and basically will pay debts owed. Club is trying to offload number of player to reduces wage bill ( couple stating want to stay - this is to force clubs hand re payments for not requesting transfer) - Pardrew looking also at Scottish league and championship - Billy Sharp has had early tals, and also Vassel. Contact made with Bellamy's agent but player won't even consider talks. Given also sounded out re return to pacify fans. Says Ashley happy just to keep team in premier for second year and reduce the outlay which will help stabalise the clubs books.

Don't make it too obvious you're a mackem

29 Jun 2011 20:53:29
Hey Mags. .go on BBC Sport Website and see a video of what Whickham will do to you in the second game of the season
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haha one of the more entertaining comments of today typical mackem to put this intoo context you are on about a player that has scored 13 times in 62 games yes 16 off stats hes worth about 2 mil but wow u lot payed 12 lol secondly this was in the top league of the championship lol and thirdly just look at demba ba better scoring record and has scored goals in the best league in the world oh and how much did he cost yeh he was FREE lol.

29 Jun 2011 18:10:35
Sturridge isn't good I'm glad we have pulled out of race to sign him. Nowhere near worth ?Ç£12 million.

Mind don't know who is goodbyo get in alongside ba. I know what I would like but realistically it's not going to be a player more than ?Ç£8 million.

Ashley not going spend anywhere near the 35 million we got off Carroll deal

Isnt good? he wouldn't come to you lot

Isn't good sorry but what are you on?

Why wouldn't he come to play in a fantasic stadium every week?

29 Jun 2011 17:33:12
All these Sturridge rumours are rubbish. . . He doesn't want to leave Chelsea and they don't want to sell.

29 Jun 2011 15:33:55
29 Jun 2011 14:02:30
Dear Mr Ashley,

According to the Evening Chronicle we are not after Sturridge WHY NOT? It even states bidding will start from only £6m. Surely of all the clubs reputed to have an interest in him he would choose us.

I just don't understand why we would pay more for a Turk who is untested in the PL in Erdinc rather than soemone who has shown he can not only score goals but be a constant threat, and he is English.

regards
Bemused Of Northumberland

Doubt you'll get a reply from Ashley he struggles using a keyboard with his fat greasy fingers.

I agree I laugh when I see ppl saying that such and such has scored a bag full of goals in the Dutch or Swedish league. It means nothing the EPL is a totally different standard just look at the amount of flops that have come to the prem after scoring goals for fun in the dutch league.

I ll say your bemused

29 Jun 2011 12:23:28
Our new signing El Burrito Martinez

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXnhMXKzEo

29 Jun 2011 13:21:28
haha i told you so, ireland is moving to the toon watch this space. why wouldn't he sign ireland hes cheap 23 and we had him on loan last year? the fact i said cheap should be a big enough persuasion to understand pardew will buy him

Ireland straight swop for barton only problem his wages 60k a week

We don't need Ireland though, would be bench warmer.

The faroe island wouldn't go there

29 Jun 2011 11:44:50
Will everyone stop bangin on about nzogbia, we don't have a snowbals chance in hell of signing him, he will go to liverpool or aston villa, good riddance to hm if hes going to hold us to ransom, play marveaux left wing and jonas right wing or vice versa and keep our transfer budget for a striker, fuk nzogbia

So you've spoke to him or his agent and know what he is asking for I doubt it nobody knows everyone thinks they know what wages he wants cause they read stories in the papers.

Transfer budget?

Why do all SMB's make sad little comments like that.

29 Jun 2011 11:09:15
lewis mcgugan i agree is a very good players. a real talent, but he signed a 4 year deal with forest last year. will take at least 5 mill. he has turned down a move already to wolves wigan and bolton

5mill that's you out then

29 Jun 2011 10:42:14
people post some rubbish. if a bid has been accepted by psg, which it has not been, it would have been on the website or bbc or sky sports news. stop putting rubbish up

Finally a geordie with sense, I heard Ashley offered a half eaten corned beef pastie from Greggs but the offer was turned down

Now we know that's a lie. Ashley would never give food away

29 Jun 2011 08:44:18
lets face it guys, we won't be signing anyone for a while. we won't go and blow £10-£20 on one player, i can see us buying players we have never heard of. we should have got gardener, would have been great and is ENGLISH, but ashley won't spend more than $4.5m on a player, or get fee agents in. looks like we will be in the bottom half afain, maybe 11th next season, if we are luckly. Really hope barton and enrquie stay and ive a funny feeling they will be both stay. but you don't know whaat willl happen. we will end up buying all these players on the final day of the transfer window.

Another fan determined to be miserable

Have faith, this window is going to be class

Just realistic finish 11th? try a lot lower

29 Jun 2011 08:15:05
Please god, let these rumous about us signing Paul Konchelsky be absolute rubbish. He is a pile of s**te.

Hes the best left back ever

29 Jun 2011 02:13:24
Newcastle pre-season starts on the 4th of July, expect more transfer activity then, also I expect most of the signings will be completed before Newcastle fly off to the states, who do I think will come in? Seriously don't have a clue, I have heard various names such as N'zogbia, Barnetta and Darren Gibson, but we don't need more than one of those as we have plenty of midfielders, we need two new top class strikers, don't get me wrong Demba Ba is a decent player but he is not better than what we can get with this £35million. Would like an English forward, someone like Jermaine Defoe or Daniel Sturridge, not some foreign player who is unknown and who would be a gamble.

When are yous mags gonna realise ashley isn't gonna spend 35 million wake up and smell the roses

28 Jun 2011 22:55:07
Dont understand all this rubbish about falling behind the smbs in the transfer market how many they got in 2/3 and to be honest would u want the players they signed?. .No crap like the rest of the team. u gotta remember its not even july yet when it all kicks off so patience is the aim its not about quantity in this case its quality but hopefully we get in both quality and quantity to our waffer thin squad. (WelshToon)

You must also rember the SMB have to replace 6 players before they even start adding to their squad.

Think lua lua may be in a little trouble, so good chance he will be away

Concentrate on your own team signing some DECENT players for a change rather than slagging of SAFC for what we have or havent done yet. .its like by slagging off SAFC youre trying to hide your own teams short falls.

It's what they do to hide all the crap that goes on with their joke of a team. sell your best players it's 5-1 zzzzz or we got more fans or we spend some good money on players it's they crap they will never walk into our team, we signing messi and Drogba blah blah blah get over ego's for once. let the top dogs concentrate on bringing good young players in and we will let you concentrate on bringing in french school boys and selling your better players. SGBS