Newcastle Banter Archive August 29 2013

29 Aug 2013 21:45:48
This transfer window has go to have bn the best yet & ssn r reporting that the premiership is going to break its spending record with something like 482 million yes that's 482 MILLION & we haven't spent a bloody PENNY now Mr kinnear get yer bloody finger oot

Yeah, apparently even Bournemouth are paying £2.2 million for a player.
We'll end up playing them soon.

29 Aug 2013 20:24:30
time for kinnear to pick up that phone and talk to all them managers he knows, haha and do something about signings, thought that's why he is here for, if not get him out and use his salary to purchase someone pardew wants and back him up, hence 8 year contract, or get rid of him and start again

Time for Kinnear to pack his bags.

I would be very interested in seeing how the club could explain the value of Kinnear's appointment if, as we expect, no further players are bought in this window.
He must make a great cup of tea!

29 Aug 2013 18:21:10
Kebab is staying whether he likes it or not as knowone will pay his transfer fee at the moment, they we will sign a striker gomis is stalling so we may put a cheeky bid in for brown ideye. And finally WHY o WHY could we not try and get holtby on loan, I think all parties would benefit and think he is the sort of playing we are missing.

Would love Holtby, but only on perm deal. How many midfielders do Tottenham need anyway.

Tottenham won't sell holtby

29 Aug 2013 15:27:23
Once Cabaye hears that Arsenal have bought Flamini, this will turn his head back and all will be well again at SJP. He will play on Saturday, get a standing ovation after admitting he has been feeling poorly lately and can't remember anything about the last 2 weeks. He will swear allegiance to the cause and intimidate that his comments were lost in translation and misinterpreted. He will probably lay on the 1st goal and score the 2nd or 3rd before breaking Bent's leg with a really late challenge before jumping up and raising his arms in innocence before being substituted late on for another standing ovation. Bing.

29 Aug 2013 12:28:11
Vuckic needs to step up and live up to his billing. Think he is far too slow in thought and action to be an attacker. With his build heading and passing ability would make a great defender

I would have offloaded him two seasons ago. Will never be good enough

29 Aug 2013 09:49:36
Newcastle fans please stop moaning. you have Remy, Cisse, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Cabaye (for now), Mbwia, Debuchy, Coloccini. and potentially Gomis and/or Ba. All of these players are internationals. You really should appreciate what you currently have instead of wanting more all the time. Your not the club you once were, you can't attract superstars and as a businessman, Mike Ashley has to protect his own interests. Pardew is an incompetent manager, you could buy Benzema and Ribery and still end up bottom half. Then what would be your answer? MORE SIGNINGS! That's all I ever here from you lot. It's not the answer to everything, especially with a bottom half manager.

Thanks for reading, Tomo

Well stop reading then Tomo if you don't like it. Fact of it is we have a thread bare squad that barely scraped relegation, we've lost 3 potentionally 4 players and signed zero. Jog on back to your own page and let us gripe in peace!

I think you would find that we are all very aware we have a good squad and that management is the problem.

As for fans asking for new players, that is natural. Every clubs fans do it, and they do it every window.

Well I constantly read, 'Debuchy is useless', 'Sissoko is wreckless', 'Cisse is terrible' so I don't think all of your fans agree that management is the problem. Mike's wife, Laura Ashley must have a few comfortable sofas for you armchair fans - although if she's as tight as he is, you're better off getting a season ticket and attempt to fill your stadium.

Tomo

Cheers, Tomo

Attempt to fill our stadium? I'm sorry but newcastle fans are about 100 times more loyal, passionate than arsenal fans. every time we go to the emirates we always out sing you haha! What we want isn't just signings, its ashley, pardew and kinnear to leave the club. that's why we are doing so badly you person. Aren't most fans the same? Arsenal keep on losing and all your fans answers are, is "SPEND MONEY MORE SIGNINGS" And you think that's the answer!

Do you know anything about football Tomo or are you just a troll, we're sold out every week, who may I ask is your team?

I heard laura was designing the next away kit! A lovely floral pattern with matching accessories for the fashionable footballer on the go lol!
Laura ashley your a genius tomo mate!
Liono74

I'm an Arsenal fan. And no I'm not a troll, I'm just in it for the bants.

Tomo

Agree with tomo, 2 weeks ago u said them players were world class then after city they are useless, fickle don't describe u lot, u want some1 with roots to the club but u keep sayin a russian billionare come and buy us! u lot are a joke and as for the chuckle bros how they are pro footballers ill never know, i'm supprised u lot ain't shoutin to get em called up for england atfter last night

Oh the same arsenal fans that have been calling for Wengers head for the last few months as he's ONLY managed to keep you in the champions league for the last decade?

29 Aug 2013 01:05:09
Chelsea again singing more great players. Willian now signed, in talks with Eto'o and Astu. And we can't get anyone in at all.
Ba would probs do well for us again but why not try to get Lukaku on loan instead. Eto'o, Torres, Willian and Schurrle will all seem to be ahead of Lukaku as far as selection goes. Chelsea don't need him this season. If only we would show some ambition, he went to West Brom last season so surely he would come to us.

Forget about the post I put mentioning Mata.

But Moses, Azpilicueta, Essien and Lukaku would be amazing for us.