Newcastle Banter Archive August 28 2013

 

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28 Aug 2013 22:39:07
I can't believe how rose-tinted some people's specs are.

Sammy Ameobi will NEVER make it at Newcastle. He was average at best tonight against an L2 side.

He just doesn't have it. Shoal at least has learnt how to make the best of hiw limited skills.

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Can't believe you are still not mentioning how poor your defence is! Absolutely woeful is an understatement. But obv your top priority is a new striker!
Liono 74

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If you are a NUFC fan thank Mr & Mrs Ameobi 4 these 2 lads one thing they do in their limited ability is try

It is up to the coaches with Sammy & Shola is just Shola
Good performances from Elliitt Dummet Good HBA Briggy and the Ameobies

Morecambe played out of their skins good result 4 the Toon but a long way to go

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I have to agree, Sammy Ameobi's legs are like that of a new born horse.

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28 Aug 2013 22:22:44
Good was a good as his name a good player will make it soon into 1st team

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28 Aug 2013 21:58:06
Wasn't able to watch the match but can someone tell me if Curtis Good was any good and I would have loved Streete to come on?

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28 Aug 2013 21:44:38
No signings required now - a clean sheet, a couple of goals and 4 shots on target - can't argue with those facts - in Pardew we trust! Billytheknowall

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Against a team that is 19th in league 2 wow, they should of had a pena and been 4 goals up in the 1st half, I'd be very worried!

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Pretty sure the OP was doing one oF those joke things.

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Joker cancelled negotiations after the match finished and rang Trashley to tell him I told you so we don't need anymore players

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28 Aug 2013 21:43:05
Great effort Morecambe, you certainly deserved to be leading at half time if it wasn't for gosling. Our team didn't turn up until 70mins and actually started playing football, rest of the game was just stupid hoofball. Dummett looked good, sammy was brill. Bigi looks solid. Back line was quite dodgy.

And credit for the geordies who made the game, I could hear you all night as per usual!

Still want the cockney mafia OUT.

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28 Aug 2013 21:11:55
Typical 2nd Division football here, hoof it high and run. At least the home side are playing some football

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28 Aug 2013 21:06:40
What about signing the Morcambe midfield. They are as good as anything we have

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28 Aug 2013 20:42:47
Watching the cup game. What a nightmare.
Puppet said in the papers this side should beat Morcambe. What shocking disrespect to the opposition and it is coming home to bite him. We look dreadfull. Where is the skill, where is the game plan, where is the so called quality. And these are our second string, the players we will need to rely upon when injuries hit later in the season.

Is this what you have brought our once proud club to.

Pardew, do the honourable thing and resign

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Didn't watch the match - expected the usual 'upset'. But it looks from the result that Pardew got his team selection about right. According to JToon (see above) Sammi, Bigi, Dummet and Gosling had good games. A win's a win - hallelujah! Vic.

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It was Ben arfa that changed it really. If he gets injured we're in trouble. Fair play to Sammy though. Took his goal well. Marveaux was shocking.

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28 Aug 2013 20:36:07
Marveux is having an absolute shocker, if this is what he's like in training then I am under no illusions as to why he's rarely starting games, he looks like a league 2 player. Why pardew insists on playing left footed players on the right and vice versa every game I will never know.

Again Pardew can't tactically beat a league 2 side, they are by far the better side so far coming up to half time. Why we don't just pass the ball about and just control the match like any good premiership side would do and hurt them with the width and quality of our so called "better" players is beyond me, we instantly resort to these scrappy games. This is where he really shows how inept he is, mentioning corners would be completely worthless because any fan should know we are the worst team via corners in the football league.

I seriously hope this gets better.

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28 Aug 2013 20:27:44
Only one team playing football

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28 Aug 2013 20:24:46
I can hear them singing, premier league, your having a laugh. And that's our fans

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28 Aug 2013 19:19:04
Glad to see Good playing hopefully he will be quite good (sorry I needed to). I hope Streete comes on at half time for Good.

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28 Aug 2013 20:07:04
Gosling looks the part here, some very neat passing/distribution and he can tackle. How does Tiote get in the team ahead of this lad. I for one am very glad he did not get sold to Palace for pennies.

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Shame the rest of em cant. should be 2-0 down already. have u had a shot yet? lol

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Can't believe we've had to rely on gosling to save us going 2-0 down.

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28 Aug 2013 19:38:26
Pardew covering his back tonite puts out an almost 2nd team if they win he struts if they lose its their fault for not taking the chance offered to them. we have 2 cups to play for this season why have we not put out our first team (cos he's scared to lose)

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28 Aug 2013 19:13:43
Gosling, Dummet, Bigi & Vuckic all play tonight. Yes, yes, yes!

Hopefully Pardew is watching carefully what Vuckic and Gosling can do, and keeps in mind how much better they are than Anita & Tiote.

The team picked tonight looks better than the team picked against West Ham as far as I am concerned, apart from Colo & Ben Arfa that is.

All eyes on Vuckic, this lad needs his run in the first team, and we need fresh blood coming through too. Expecting good things from this lad, I don't see why he could not be better than Cabaye, based on the amount of tripe Cabaye has been playing over the last year.

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28 Aug 2013 14:35:05
Again I am on here saying the same thing

Alan Pardew is simply not good enough; everyone going on about signing new players thinking that it will make a difference is mistaken. It simply won't make the slightest difference while Pardew is in charge of the first team.

I have gone on about style of play for months and I have been proved right. Look at the difference between Cardiff's performance against Man City and ours! It's clear to me that on paper our team is stronger and has more ability (with the greatest respect to Cardiff). Yet, they had a clear way of play, kept to that principle and it worked. Look at our performance against West Ham, simply not good enough 0 shots on goal!! 0, that is 0 for a home team as well! That is clearly wrong, yet Pardew felt it was a good performance!

Newcastle fans are happy when our team is playing attacking, high tempo football. Newcastle fans are not happy when managers are negative and play a slower tempo of football. Its not really about the players. to back my point up I have pick four managers two attacking and two defensive

Keegan: Newcastle fans happy
Dalglish: Newcastle fans unhappy
Souness: Newcastle fans unhappy
Sir Bobby: Newcaslte fans happy

See what I mean! Each team had good and bad players in them but the results in fans happiness is completely different

Thanks for listening

Jimmy1976

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I agree we need someone like Marcelo Bielsa

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It is not like we are asking the earth, all we ask from our managers is that they get the team playing good football. Why is that such a struggle.

I am waiting for Ashley to pull off a mask and reveal himself as Jeremy beadle.

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If Pards goes do you get rid of JK? because you'll have real problems attracting a decent manager with JK looking over his shoulder.

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Jimmy 1976, Sir Bobby, Newcastle fans happy?, are you kidding, you wanted Sir Bobby out. What a lot of turncoats you lot are, you got him the sack, shame on the lot of you, you are getting what you deserve now.

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Everyone forgets the top games we played like against united and we won 3-0 and you could say the 4-3 loss as well chelsea at stanford bridge we played top football and we still do but the problem is the defence and strikers department

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28 Aug 2013 14:27:40
God, i'm just not looking forward to the Morecambe game one bit. The way we are currently playing is absolutely terrible, and morecambe will certainly be up for it.

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I bet Gosling and Vuckic still do not get a game.

Lump Tiote, Shola, Sammy and Anita on, put on a terrible performance and learn nothing.

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100% agree lol

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28 Aug 2013 14:01:52
Newcastle are set to continue their French revolution with the signings of Benzema and Ribery! Both deals 99% done. Maybe you can ruin both these players' careers as well. As an Arsenal fan I love having a gander at your page, makes our problems seem so insignificant. Keep up the good work lads. Cheers, Tomo

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You mean maybe Pardew can ruin their careers. How does it make your problems so insignificant? Most Arsenal fans are about as half as loyal as newcastle fans. Although it doesn't surprise me that you think your problems are "insignificant" as most of your fans probably don't even care!

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Yeah right u have the highest season tickets yet you's are in the same sit as us will not pay out money for players if anyone is getting ripped of its you's at least we know what owa owner is like wake up and see sences you will never move forward with the way you's go about things and either will we but at least we have come to know this u will be very lucky to make it into the top 4 this season so your problems are just as bad as owas

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Yeah I'm sure every gooner wakes up in the morning wishing they were newcastle fans lol
Liono 74

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28 Aug 2013 12:53:03
Why don't we just sell Cabaye and get Eriksen in for £12m?

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Totally agree.

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Eriksen?? ha

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Will only be sold to cl team

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Why don't we just sell Cabaye and get it over and done with

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28 Aug 2013 11:47:26
Would love Demba Ba back at the toon, Not so sure about Bafetimbi Gomis though.

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Demba Ba's wages will be problem
Probs go to Russia or something

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They are going to try for the Ba loan on deadline day, only if the Gomis deal falls through. It won't happen as Demba sees himself as a CL player now.

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28 Aug 2013 11:31:15
What about a loan for Lucas Piazon?

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Already gone on loan

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28 Aug 2013 11:21:12
Newcastle back in for gomis & trying to get Ba back on loan I would b over the moon if we got them & kept cabaye Fife toon

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28 Aug 2013 10:54:58
reporting on tv that we are interested in re- signing Demba Ba on loan. Hope it comes off

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They'll want to sell

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28 Aug 2013 10:25:00
Lets face it, we are now premiership also rans who hope to survive every season like Wigan did for a few years. Please don't mention big name players joining us, it makes you look stupid. The only players who will join us are the players who hope the Premier league will make them and lead to bigger moves, or a stepping stone if you like. Proof is Cabaye, next will be Krul, Sissoko, Mbwia, Haderia. UNLESS Trashley sells up and leaves, this will never change.

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28 Aug 2013 10:16:46
Has anyone read about the out of job manager Marcelo Bielsa? He has a unique methodology. an obsession of collecting football videos (goals, styles of play) and he would analyse them, and edit them.

Bielsa would schedule different training times for defenders, midfielders and forwards. Before every match, he would pace around the pitch before deciding a formation. He was labelled "a genius" by Fernando llorente, and "the best manager in the world" by pep guardiola

I reckon he'd be the perfect manager for us.

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{Ed001's Note - he is a genius, completely off his rocker, but a footballing genius who turned Chile from no hopers into the most exciting team to watch in international football. If he can't get a player playing attacking, pass and move football, no one can! I would love to see him managing in the Prem.}

Already have pardew and kinnear waiting patiently in the wings

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Yes that's what I think, what do you think about Frank Rijkaard JToon?

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Rijkaard would also be fantastic, he's won the champions league and won la liga twice, I think we'd only get him if we got new owners

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Maybe Ashley maybe trying to sell players and bring in loanees to reduce the cost for someone to buy nufc.

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Got to laugh at at you lot, do you honestly think these people would give you lot a second thought?Dont think so, your stuck with the cockney.

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Sorry but nothing is going to change for the better as long as Ashley is in charge.
We are just going to keep getting worse and worse until we eventually get relegated again (could be this season from what we have seen so far).
Ashley, not willing to back the manager and is showing no ambition to make us better.
Kinnear, what can I say that hasn't already been said. He is just pointless.
Pardew, tactics are shocking. Need to keep a hold of the ball and not just hoof and hope.
The players, a lot are very poor but the managers tactics don't help them. They have to do as they are told. Our midfield is shocking with know one who can pass.
At present we only have about 5 players that are 10 top team quality.

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28 Aug 2013 10:03:02
Gomis deal could be back on lads from what I have read (online only mind you) his representatives have lowered their demands to try and get this deal done. time will tell.
SA GEORDIE OUT.

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28 Aug 2013 09:57:14
Chelsea are signing another good winger. Atsu from Porto. It's getting rediculous, even the players who can't get on Chelsea's bench would get straight into our first eleven. Surely these players not playing can't be happy and need to move to another club. Essien, Mata, Moses, Van Ginkel, Lukaku, Ba, Azpilicueta and Bertrand all can't get in the first team.

Would love to see Mata, Lukaku, Moses and Azpilicueta at Newcastle they are perfect for all the positions we need. Mata is creative attacking midfield, Lukaku great CF, Moses is a goal scoring winger and Azpilicueta is a quality RB.

Is no chance of seeing any bar Moses come to us though.

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The only reason we are not in for these players is because of Ashley : (

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None of those will go to Newcastle. They have ambitions.

Especially not Mata or Lukaku. You're having a laugh.

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3rd post, he already said there are no chance of them coming. Unless we have a new ambitious, rich owner who will love the club, we will never see any of these types of players come to newcastle

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What a pointless post, get a grip

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No point of linking us with world class players like Mata, we haven't signed or had a world class player since Shearer.

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27 Aug 2013 22:37:06
Do Newcastle play a full strength side against Morcombe tomorrow night and try and get a few goals and a good morale boosting win. Or will Pardew try to be clever and play Obertan, Sammy and the others to try to rest the first teamers ready for Saturday?

I think we need to score as many as we can to try and boost the players and fans confidence as much as possible.

We don't have much else to look forward to do we.

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Play a full strength squad get battered, all the players in our squad have had at least 6 months to bed in, this will prove to the most deluded fan we are crap.

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I thought Sammy had gone to Wigan on loan?

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Why do they need to rest they have just had a summer break

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Will be a mix of 1st team and squad players In my opinion, morecambe may cause a shock, not being biased because I'm a mackem but morecambe always raise their game against bigger teams and have caused a couple of shocks recentley

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