Newcastle Banter Archive May 27 2013

 

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27 May 2013 11:14:36
Yep sunderland are definitely going to get the likes of cavani, Lamela, sigurdsson by starting their transfer window off by trying to sign jay spearing and Matt ritchie. LOL!

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No one thinks we are going to sign Cavani.

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Don't no if you realise but we have been linked with Spearing Today.

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We're linked with most people. I really don't think we'll go for spearing.

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Um, last time I went on the mackem site, you all appeared to think you were going to get lamela for 15m, sigurdsson for something ridiculous like 4m. someone even mentioned that you would be interested in a mignolet swap deal for Cavani! HAHA LOL

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''No one thinks we are going to sign Cavani. ''

It does not look that way, some of you lot act like he is already signed and are considering who you should buy next to play alongside him.

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Also both clubs linked with wieman which seems more like both clubs level at the moment

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Its amazing you guys still think that your little tricks still work. Whenever there is a ridiculous rumour, its always from an unsigned poster! My guess is the only positive you have to take from this season is by telling silly little lies and then extracting the urine! Sad, sad little geordies!
P. s. Rooney, lukaku and aubyemang are all signing for "le toon" FACT!
Liono74 3-0 ftm

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I think Aubameyang will sign for us.

P. S its funny how all you sad mackems can only celebrate that win for a short while, because isn't that the first time you beat us in like 5 meetings? Plus we've won more derbies than you! Haha

JMW-sunderland will always be in Newcastles shadow! Oh and I forgot 5-1, 1-0 Ryan Taylor over the wall and ameobi will come back to haunt you no matter who he's playing for!

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You lot don't cast shadows since the Cockneys invaded your club, so all this ha ha lol tripe is a thin mask for you lot.

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I don't really care if it was the first time in 5 meetings, we played you off your own pitch, we all expected to be beaten. Plus one of your lot was so angry he punched a horse! Lol! It was our best result of the season, and no amount of stat quoting will take that away! Punched a horse!
Liono74

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And you still finish below us

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Exactly my point if you had won 3-0 we would be playing championship football next season. that's got to sting a bit!
Liono74

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We played you off your own pitch when we beat you 1-0! Well you should care if it was the first time in like 5 meetings because it shows how sh*t a football club you've been for the last 20 years!

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Well no it doesn't sting really because we still finished above you.

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I'd rather finish above you and lose once then go back to thrashing you, rather than finishing below you and winning once within the next 5, 6 or 7 meetings

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Sunderland didn't play us of the park.

Didn't all 3 goals come from long range efforts from outside the box.

It was a mix of bad goal keeping and some very good rasping shots, the kind that happen once in a blue moon.

You do not rely on goals from outside the box when you play a team of the park.

What a 'cliche' statement.

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Sunderland only played us on the counter and surrounded jonas, 2 of the goals came from his mistakes!

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Children children ok we won 3-0 but that's now history the seasons over we are both luckily in the premiership let's look forward to the future and the derby games both teams will see players come and go so let's wait and see who is the more ambitious clubs before ye all start naming silly players coming to either club. good luck for next season lads and I hope you finish a place below us.
one gary rowell

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Cheers, and to you gary!

JMW

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27 May 2013 10:57:02
My 13/14 team

Krul

Debuchy Sakho M'Biwa Santon

Cabaye Sissoko

Ben Arfa Marin Aubameyang

Cisse

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Debuchy. M'biya. Colocini. Santon

Tiote. Cabeye

HBA
Sissoko. Shakiri

Bony

Subs
S. Taylor
V. Anita
P. Cisse
M. Hadira
A. Keeper
Y. Goufran
H. Vukic

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Debuchy Yanga-Mbiwa Kouyate Santon
Sissoko Anita
Ince Cabaye Ben Arfa
Remy

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Hope we actually go out & get guys like PEA & Sakho. PS- why the heck would shaqiri want to leave bayern, much less join us?

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Debuchy Sakho M'Biwa Santon
Cabaye Sissoko
Ben Arfa Marin Aubameyang
Bony

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Debuchy/Samba/M'Biwa/Santon
Cabaye/Sissoko
Ben Arfa/Marin/Aubameyang
Remy

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27 May 2013 09:57:41
I believe there's going to be a talent overload at Chelsea next season, would it be right if put in loan bids to take Marko Marin and Lukaku to St James's Park.

Aubameyang maybe tempted by the salary offered by anzhi, but the playing conditions are hostile there.

My wish list (a bit ambitious).

Aubameyang, Bony (strikers)
Siem De Jong, Weimann (midfielders)
Sakho, Vermalen/Skrtel (defenders).

iToon.

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Lukaku, Marin and Aubameyang would be dream signings! Full of talent and flare! In fact I reckon we could actually buy Marin, I don't think he'll be in mourinhos plans!

JMW

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Marin and Lukaku won't be going anywhere until Mourinho has had a look at them and it seems Lukaku could stay at Chelsea but even if he doesn't he has said he wants to go a team playing in a European competition.

Aubameyang has said he one day wants to fulfil his dream of playing for Real Madrid so can see him signing for a team that will be best for his career not a team that offers him the most money. I'd be shocked to see him go to Russia but teams like Dortmund are likely to be in for him.

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Forget about Lukaku, Chelsea paid 18 million for him, and he has just had an explosive season.

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We have flair player already. Thing is Pardew doesn't know what to do with them. But I agree would love to see these players in a Black and white shirt.

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