Newcastle Banter Archive August 27 2013

27 Aug 2013 19:11:48
You lot need to face reality. Ashley has pumped 130 million of his own hard earned pounds into your club to keep it alive, and you all just hate him. You absolutely despise him. You blame him for every failure and every defeat. So what's he going to do? Invest as little as possible, take out as much as possible until he's got his money back, then sell to anyone, absolutely anyone who will take you off his hands. He will not give two hoots if they are 'right and proper' just as long as they have cash. And frankly, what would anyone else do in his situation?

You hate him because he won't put even more money into your club to meet your totally misguided aspirations to be some kind of footballing powerhouse. Face the facts, your not, you never were, and your not going to be.

A lot of this mess is because Ashley is clueless about football. A lot is because his predecesors were far too flash with the cash. A lot is because of your own unreasonable and unattainable expectations that you want this Reading barrow boy to bankroll. You should all take a long hard look at yourselves.

Let me tell you, I'm predicting you're a mackem by the way you're saying we were never powerhouses and never will be which is BS. First of all, Newcastle United has always been one of the biggest clubs in the land, it has been known to have the most loyal and passionate fanbase. Even Di Canio knows it, Fergie knows it. In the words of Fergie "Newcastle is a great club and deserve more success than they have"
Ashley keeps us in a solid financial position, hardly pumps anything into transfers, which shows he couldn't care less about us. How would you like to have a billionaire owner who shows no ambition won't give any money to get new signings in to make the team better? It's painful. Why couldn't Ashley care less about are club? Well for starters if he loved the club he wouldn't of hired Jokinnear. His record spend on a player is about 10m.

Face it, Ashley is happy enough for Newcastle to just stay in the prem, but what he doesn't realise is that other teams around us are getting stronger, because they're owners are showing ambition. And that he thinks we can just survive every premier league season with the same squad and only needs max 2 senior signings.

Newcastle is a massive club, has always been known as a club who should be challenging the top 8. We've had so many legends here. We will only reach those heights of finishing top 4, fighting for the title until we have a new owner who will love the club, is prepared to spend 50million each summer to strengthen the squad and determined to make us a great club again.

I'm a mackem, it was obviously a mackem who wrote this, but why may I ask?. What's the point, its Newcastles business not ours, banter is fine but your getting a bit deep writing that.

If we had Ashley taking the pi$$ like that we would be the same. Newcastle fans deluded as most are don't deserve to be treated like they have been.


If Ashley doesn't want to spend so what that's not the main problem, its pardew, kinnear etc Ashley is purposly trying to anger and pi$$ off Newcastle fans, he couldn't give a monkeys and that's the problem. He's amateur and childish and pathetic. He's a bell end to be frank.

Hold on your say Ashley put 130 million in club but how much has he took out I think it will be a lot more than 130 million tv money sponsorship money players being sold plus nearly 52000 every home game how many clubs would get this if they had what's going on at Newcastle answer none

Ashley has not taken a penny out if the club to date. He's trying to get the club to live within it's own means. That seems to mean a few years of just about retaining prem status.

Get your facts right mate, the accounts clearly show he took out £11m from the club at the last set of accounts.

Celtic get 60k every home game their merchandising must be in the top 6 in the world they got 20mill from champions league nearly 20 mill from sale of hooper and wynayama and can't afford to pay out 3 or 4 mill for new players and they don't pay out wages like clubs in epl. so obviously there is not as much money to some clubs as their fans would like to think some of the big money earners at the club will have to leave if Newcastle are to sign some of the players mentioned on here

27 Aug 2013 17:37:41
Out of the managers that don't have a club and have managed in the last 3 seasons who would you choose to manage Newcastle United for me it has to be Marcelo Bielsa (El Loco)? (Tito Vilanova is not available due to his health concerns)

NUFC4L1FE

Chris hughton

Mark my words,
I said over a month or more ago
Cabaye to be sold,
No players in
And Ashley keeping money

Now just

I wish I had put a tenner on it tho

Frank Rijkaard and Marcelo bielsa as back up.

When will you lot realise that kinnear is there to take over from pardew when he is sacked or walks, lambias will come back and take over kinnears position as director! only the newcastle fans that are not deluded know this deep in their hearts

27 Aug 2013 15:21:22
I have this horrible feeling that nobody else will sign for us, and on deadline day in the final few hours, Cabaye and Krul will be off and we are in such sh*t, Pardew will get sacked and Kinnear will take charge and make no difference what so ever

27 Aug 2013 12:55:47
Did you see that Sunderland are getting Sneidjner & Witsel? Apparently is it true. (According to the Sunderland page) LOL.

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At least they're giving it a go with their wholesale changes rather than bimbling along with Big Mike, Puppet Alan & JFK (isn't there a grassy knowl outside the Wonga Arena?) Baz

27 Aug 2013 20:11:23
Theres a pic of him holding the shirt on twitter with some lads. no1 says they are signing him. made yourself look stupid there like

Haha. They're still blinded by the "di canio revolution" circus

Well, we both have our fair share of children
Yours for example
Mata, Oscar, Erikson, Rooney, Menez, Eto'o, Willian, Lewandowski and Neymar!

Have I missed anyone

27 Aug 2013 11:43:40
We need to get replacements for Cabeye in now even if he doesn't leave. As is going to take a long time to get him playing again.
Plus the lack of creativity in the midfield is the main issue with the team at the moment.
Need a left winger and 2 creative CMs, are plenty good players out there that we can afford and may want to come to us. Ayew, Allessandrini, Ince, Hughes, Traore just to mention afew.
We just don't have the ambition to go out and get them. Everyone is improving their squads apart from us (and arsenal).
We should go for all Chelsea's squad players. Every player on Chelsea's bench against Man U would get in our first team, and then Moses wasn't even on the bench. Lukaku looks af if he is behind Shurrle, Torres, Ba and Mourinho still wants Rooney. Even if we could get him on loan it would help keep us in the BPL for another year.

27 Aug 2013 11:00:38
Hi Geordies, Everton fan in peace.

Our manager has stated no bid for McCarthy so he may be coming your way, if Martinez has stated we have not bid then that's the truth as he doesn't bull sh*t.

Good luck for the season guys, top club with great fans, especially those gorgeous geordie lasses

Degs

Barkley looks good for everton, he will be a very good player for you

27 Aug 2013 08:36:58
Cardiff in for Alfred Finnbogasson. £4m. it's a snip for a Shola replacement.

4 million is a bit much just for a Shola replacement.

Shola has never been good enough for Newcastle, he needed replaced 11 years ago.

He is a fantastic player, one we really should be in for, his goal tally is something like 30 in 36 I believe.

{Ed007's Note - Celtic have been on his trail for a while. It seems that deal could hinge on their CL qualification.}

26 Aug 2013 22:58:15
I'm getting worried window is nearly shut and apart from made up paper stories etc there's no solid info on anyone coming in. If we sell cabaye and don't bring anyone in our midfield will be soo lacking in a playmaker and the forwards will hardly get the ball. Getting the pray matt out I think.