Newcastle Banter Archive August 26 2013

 

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26 Aug 2013 21:36:55
We should sell cabaye 16-20m sell krul 9m sell Arfa 12m, Cisse 12m and buy two exciting wingers a powerful striker and a decent goalkeeper like vorm etc good but cheapish. Also a centre midfielder, spend around 10m each position bar goalkeeper.

Those players apart from krul are inconsistant.

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Don't know where to begin with this. So I'll just finish y saying Vorm wouldn't be that much cheaper than Krul.

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{Ed002's Note - How about Fraser Forster?}

26 Aug 2013 21:25:17
Cmon we need to do something, its no good just turning up to the matches and singing to ashley "Get out of our club" If we stop buying season tickets and stuff, Ashley will soon get the message that we can't stand him for another year. In fact, I hope everyone working for Newcastle United (pardew, kinnear, carver, stone etc. ) follows ashley out the door.

This club is in a crisis and needs a new beginning.

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26 Aug 2013 21:24:07
Like most people I am getting a little worried. and this might seem like a totally daft remark to make. But I think I would like a cheeky little bid to loan Demba Ba for the season. I think he would give a good moral boost. He isn't getting used at all. And has proven he can do it. I must add that I know there is no way this would happen but I would like it.

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26 Aug 2013 21:13:34
We have bid for James Mccarthy of Wigan but I have never saw him play, is he any good?

NUFC4L1FE

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You have never seen mccarthy play in all of wigan's years in the prem?

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Its actually Benni McCarthy.

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He's not bad - certainly better than anything we have in midfield.
Problem is that doesn't mean he's wonderful and worth a fortune.

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''You have never seen mccarthy play in all of wigan's years in the prem?''

Why not just answer the guys question, he is asking a question, not inviting interrogation.

Some people do not follow every single team in the league, or get their information from highlights on MOTD.

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26 Aug 2013 18:08:45
If its right that Arse-nal want Cabaye AND Krul then I think Fatty will sell them and we will be right in it. Our squad isn't the worst, its the coaching team and manager that needs replaced BUT not with Kinnear. Can anyone tell me what Steve Stone brings to the table? John Carver is like Terry Mac, just hanging around Newcastle collecting wages for what? And we all know Pardew just says and does what he is told to. French internationals who come to us looking good sharp go downhill when our coaching staff get a hold of them.

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Steve Stone is just a hanga on who once made a quick quip about SAFC on national radio and thinks he's Peter Kay! He's useless - always has been and always will be! What NUFC need is a complete clear out but it ain't going to happen as too many people have their noses in the trough! Baz

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Get a grip the way the team plays is down to players and manager

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No - don't agree. A good coaching team can make a poor team one helluva lot better than they are.
Problem is - we haven't got one!

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26 Aug 2013 16:32:41
Arsenal fan here, income in peace.
I would love to get Krul, Taylor and Cabaye from you as I think we would be right in the tittle race with them.
But for your sakes and the league as a whole I hope you don't lose anyone as a premier league without Newcastle is a poorer place.

I hope a real football person buys your club who has a he vision to for fill your massive potential, even if they are not loaded to get someone who truely cares is long over due

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Thanks mate your a true fan of english football

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Taylor is one player you should stay away from, a cheat, a diver and almost gives away penalties every game because he is an person!

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Arsenal fan eh?mmmmm.

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Taylor??

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Lol mag pretendin to be a gooner, classic. no1 real gunners fan wants kebab! only wenger wants him. so nice try wonga boy shows how much is going on with your club u gota make up rubbish

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Lol, funny how you all think he's a mag in disguise

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Take a look at the Arsenal blog sites he's defo wanted by them.

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26 Aug 2013 14:31:55
Pardew to go to palace zola to newcastle best news ever

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I want mancini or Jorge jesus

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Sorry but kinnear will take over when pardew walks

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Keep dreamin

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Mancini haha deluded mag once again.

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Not really deluded, realistic for the stature of the club but not realistic under ashley

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26 Aug 2013 13:34:59
Toon going to use cabaye money + to sign james milner, tom ince, alderweild and gomis On deadline day.

Poyet to take over from AP on 1st september. Put ya money on this

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Not a chance. We are signing nobody. JK has said we have a top 10 squad. The clue is in that statement.

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Sign them 4 on deadline day, no chance!

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Difficult to go and sign 4 players with one minute of the transfer window left.
Good grief - Ashley thinks we are so gullible. His contempt for Toon fans is unbelievable.

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'Good grief' - I don't think it was actually Ashley who I posted this. It's the original poster making up rubbish who has contempt for the rest of us. Vic

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26 Aug 2013 12:56:26
question - which player, value 10m or less, would you like to see replace Cabaye?

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Manuel Fernandes maybe, Wijnaldum

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Anita is a ready made replacement

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Omar Abdulrahman

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Anita?

I wish I could say different, but he is not good enough.

Bigirimina is very similar, we would be safer developing Bigi and moving Anita on.

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Agree that Anita has shown nothing since he came to PL

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You are blind, Anita given the chance will be a great player for us, one of the few who can actually time and spot a pass imo. Bigi is a tiote clone.

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Bigi is already better than Tiote in my opinion. One of the few bright spots of last season.

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To be fair, it does not take much to be better than Tiote.

Anita over hits his long passes, and they always skid out over the line. Not that we should be playing those passes all the time.

There is nothing wrong with the occasional direct ball in to the box to unlock an opponent, but when it is the only way we can play we get sussed. We were sussed 12 months ago.

We should be passing to unlock opponents, and having players double up on the flanks to make overlapping runs, and add to that players getting in to the box to attack anything coming in. This stuff is straight out of a fooball book for dummies, maybe we should chip in and buy one for Pardew.

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26 Aug 2013 12:33:13
ive supported newcastle since I was a bairn ( iam nearly 60 ) seen some crap over the years. iam not one to slag my own team. but people come on here moaning slagging ashley off ( not that I like him much my self ) but think if freddie shepherd had of kept on running debt after debt we would'nt have a team now. iam not defending ashley. I for one would like someone to take over our beloved team and make a real go of it. before you all come on here slagging me off think where we would of been if shepherd was still running our club. I remember back in 69 going to ever home games in the fairs cup pop robson. wyn davies. big john mcnanmee. jinky jimmy smith really good nights anyway lads and lasses think of it this way as the song says ( things can only get better ) so howay we are only 2 games into the season. geordie tom

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Yes I agree about shepherd, but there's loads of people we would take over Ashley, i'd even take someone like Mohammed Al fayed

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Lots of teams have debt. Football is a sport, not the stock markets.

You either speculate to accumulate and play with the big guns, or you can be gutless and give up all together.

For some smaller teams, they have to accept mediocrity, Newcastle is a big enough to be going for it.

Do you want to see attacking football, good players, a good manager and to be competing every season. (which there is no reason why we can't)

Or do you want to look at the papers year after year and see the same old stupidity going on, a midtable club, and a balance that appears to be getting better.

I also worry about the fact that Ashley is paying himself back for loans he paid to the club. Does that not sound a bit suss to you? Giving with one hand and taking with the other, it means he can write his own cheques and the fans will have to pay for it.

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So your saying the club should be run on debt then? would you like freddie shepherd back. then we would be in the 3rd tier of the tynside amateur league. no iam not saying its ok for ashley to do what he's doing are you? but no matter what newcastle are my team and allways will be. geordie tom

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Geordie Tom - If you think that by having Shepherd still at this club we would have been heading for financial disaster you've been reading too much of the Ashley propaganda bible.
Shepherd may not have been to everyones' liking and agree he made money out of the club (doesn't Ashley?) but he gave us excitement, new players at the end of each season to watch and never relegated us.
He also left a debt no larger than the one we now owe to Ashley himself.
He also didn't insult the shirt with a highly disreputable sponsor, change the name of the ground to his Offshore Company, plaster his company all over the stadium and treat the fans like they were fools.
Yes - all heil Ashley - the man who put, and is putting, the club on the road to nowhere.
By the way I'm no silly kid either as I am in my late sixties and have, with all due respect, probably seen more of this club than you.
What is going on here now, at the club which has always been my life, is not only disappointing but absolutely disgusting.

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I agree with about Ashley I want rid of him as much as you do but in an ideal world no one is going to take us on we are like a poison chalice at the moment. About shepherd I agree with you about him not changing the name of the ground etc but he was trying to give us a team to be proud of at a cost we would of been sunk without trace iam like you Newcastle thru and thru. Geordie Tom

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''So your saying the club should be run on debt then?''

Within means, yes, if it has to be. There is no reason why it cannot be done.

The majority of the best football clubs in the world are in debt! Do you want to know why that is? it is because they are ran as football clubs, not to make profit.

Not every club that has debt turns in to Portsmouth you know. Some clubs use it to their advantage.

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So what about Leeds did they do it within their means I think not. So if Freddie shepherd was still at the helm where would we be? Are arsenal in debt na m8 they ain't. Not going to get embroiled in an argument I've had my say you've had yours after all this is what this site is about. Geordie tom

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26 Aug 2013 12:19:05
Kinnear states "before the season started we decided the squad was big enough and strong enough to finish in the top half of the table"
This is the first I have heard this from the club. If they communicated more then the fans would know what is going on even if we do not agree. There would not be the build up of expectations. We would not be trawling the papers and the internet looking for our next signing and being disappointed as each potential target signs for some other club.
All we do hear is the contradictory garbage that Pardew spouts.
Having said that, if they think this squad can finnish in the top half of they table without some quality additions, then as I have thought all along, they know buggar all about football

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I'm confused, if "before the season started we decided the squad was big enough and strong enough to finish in the top 10" what is Kinnear doing on the NUFC pay roll? I though he was responsible for transfers and was going to open doors with all his contacts - seemingly not! so if we are not in the market and apparently haven't been for some time, what is he doing exactly and why do we need him?

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26 Aug 2013 11:41:38
Mourinho has said he will walk if Chelsea don't win anything this season. Steven Hawkins said he, ll walk if Newcastle do!

Dannitoon

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I seriously hope we are not going to be having a go in the cups this season.

We need be a league team before we can worry about cups.

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Haha good one mate!

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26 Aug 2013 11:17:46
i think we all need to give Pards a brake. I know, I know his tactics aren't the best/ are out dated but what do you all expect him to do with no cash on the table and his top team player refusing to play because he wants to go to a bigger club. and before you rubbish me just stop and think how hard it would be to do your own job if the work place you were at was as toxic as Newcastle is under Big Mike. I mean Pards must be a saint just to put up with all the crap that's dumped at his door.

HWTL

OZ.

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He could get the best out of the players he already has, if he cannot get his tactics right and the team is underperforming he has to shoulder the blame, that is the managers job.

He is not at Newcastle to run the team in to the ground, get the tactics wrongs, and take no responsibility for it.

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Look, to be manager of Newcastle is a massive privilege, and it's Aussie responsibility. Pardew is not the one who works with no money on the table, that's Kinnear's job. Pardew is expected to bring good results and success with what he has in front of him. What he has in front of him is top 8 quality, but he is not using their abilities, strength or style properly. He is getting technical, hardworking players to play it around the back and hoof it to the isolated striker. You can't just really on one new signing to bring you goals, you are expected to get the new signing to help bring goals along with the likes of cisse, gouffran, ameobi not just him on his own. You can't just rely on one new signing to replace Cabaye and be the only one who creates, he's expected to help create chances along with the likes of Tiote, Anita, bigirimana, Marveaux Ben Arfa, not just by himself. Pardew is expected to get the best out of every player, to get the team playing how he wants to, and he's currently not doing that. The lack of movement off the ball is shocking, the amount of space in pockets in front of the midfield and defence is shocking, the amount of players who just stay in the opponents half when the opposition are on the counter is shocking. Pardew hasn't got the tactical knowledge of the likes of Rodgers, Laudrup, Jorge Jesus, Mancini, pellegrini, even Martin Jol.

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Your team is not top 8 quality at all! if they were that good they would play that good no matter what position or tactics they have to play, u lot over value and think they are better than they are! 1 shot in 2 games says it all! west ham should have got 5 against u! u are shockingly bad all over the pitch and will be out played by most of the teams in the prem

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Laudrups Swans haven't won a game yet either.

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''Your team is not top 8 quality at all! if they were that good they would play that good no matter what position or tactics they have to play''

What on earth?

What a braniac! lol, yep, tactics do not matter at all, okay!

This is football, the tactics and positioning of players is critical, and I mean absolutely critical at this level of football. All it takes is weakness in tactics to creep in, and you can be decimated at Premier League level. Why do you think so many half good squads still play compact defensive football?

If you attempt to play anything other than defensive football, and you train the team to hoof and islolate the attacks, you will get beat every time. The quality of the players will be meaningless.

You could play Messi upfront for Newcastle right now and he would not score more than 10 goals a season. Good players can only operate when they are trained to pass and play football.

When good players are told to keep the ball in the air like volleyball, the obvious things will happen.

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Yes our squad is top 8 quality, and your utterly wrong about a top 8 team being able to play under any tactics or manager which is complete and utter BS.

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Sunderland get outplayed by every team in the prem, even when we lost to you, you just played with 3 men on the counter and waited for Jonas to make a mistake

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So you were the better team then, were you?Dear me, fantasy island from you lot.

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Were a top 16 side because that's where we finished, its about the players and the manager trying to make a good team, hope we are a top 16 side next year but I doubt it,

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26 Aug 2013 10:45:55
People keep saying we don't have a good squad of players and they are not top 8 quality. they are. It is pardew, the coaches who cannot get the best out of them, who cannot manage them. Yes, we still need a few signings, but apart from them, we have a fantastic squad.

Someone like Jorge Jesus who is very tactical, versatile with formations, and gets benfica playing some beautiful passing, possession football. Or even someone like Mancini, but he can make a lot of players unhappy

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26 Aug 2013 09:10:52
What happened to the new coach Alan Pardew said he needed at the end of last season? Club are trying to force him out I reckon. Just don't see who could replace him.

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If pardew leaves it will be kinnear who takes over

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