Newcastle Banter Archive August 26 2012

26 Aug 2012 20:53:52
we just played chelsea who are european champions, away from home and lost 2 - 0 .we matched them for most of the game and never looked like been overrun. chelsea have improved their squad to the tune of 80m and you could tell ,hazard was class.i thought anita looks a tidy player and was unlucky with pen,will be quality when fully settled ,im not to concerned about lack of transfers as we have quality youngsters whom im looking forward to seeing,yeah i would like a couple more signings preferably defenders but i still think our squad is better than last season as long as we dont lose players...del

That's aboot reet but we need 2/3 players
to even make top 1O

Hee's a list of targets who you might get. Vanessa paradis, Charles De Gaulle, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Napoleon, Joan of Arc, Pepe Le Pew, Asterix th.e Gaul and The Eifel Tower. Good Luck

No there all too old for the toon....but if blunderland had any decent scouts I bet moaneil would love too pay over the top for them

We need 2 or 3 players to finish in the top 10? But we have the exact same squad added with better players who finished 5th. You do the maths.....

Just heard sunderland just made a major signing ...2 dozen zimmer frames for their over 30s club...geordie tom

We finished 5th last season and have not lost any players.

Ok how about this for some Math.

The other clubs around us have improved their squads and we have not improved ours, Now you do the Math.

We have improved our squad. Anita, Lttle Tiote, Roman. The return of Marveux are all better than what left. Add to the fact our younger squad members have another years experience. So its not all doom and gloom. The only competition who have added to their squad is Chelsea.

Mags are pap and soon you will see all ya so called big players gone like ma always wants more greggs ha sgb

26 Aug 2012 12:47:12
Why is pardew selecting Jonas al THE time? Hè is THE worst player in THE premier league. Hè is not good enough for THE bench. I want marveax in THE first 11.

Are you taking 'THE' p*ss.
hes our team engine. he would run all day if he had too, he gives 110% for the shirt and fans.

You obviously haven't been watching the first 2 games with a comment like that. Ben arfa aside he has been our best player.

Tean engine.....he may run all day but there is no end project, he gets in the way of Santon when Santon goes forward, he falls over easily I cant remmeber the last time that he created a goal for us....on saying all that I like him as a person I also like Shola and I like Simpson who also does a lot of running with no end result they should all go.

Is running much the onoy thing you need in modern football. If that's THE case, Carr can scout at the marathon.

I agree we need more creativity Ben Arfa can't always do it in his own.

Would this be the same carr who other scouts follow about......

26 Aug 2012 10:59:11
Question to fellow fans after watching the games towards the end of last season and the first few games of this season, Is it time to say maybe the time is right for Andy Carroll to return?

Newcastle are playing long ball football with Cabaye given the green light to whip the ball forward nearly everytime he is given an inch, Ba and Cisse are too similar and are chasing shadows where as Andy Carroll would be onto these balls like a battering ram.

Ideas?

He could certainly provide plenty of knockdowns in our set up at times.

26 Aug 2012 08:24:59
Can anyone tell me why we are not interested in signing Jordan Rhodes? Surely he fits the ethos of the club in that he is young talented and won't cost the earth. I think it is plain to see from the Chelsea game we need extra options up front if we are to get anywhere near the top six again

25 Aug 2012 22:39:42
This will be sunderlands midfield and strikeforce from monday I think it is better than newcastles on paper and we will wait and see on the pitch.

Cattermole dm

Johnson rm sessegnon am dempsey am mclean lm

Fletcher or saha or llorente lol.

The day Llorente goes anywhere near Sunerland I will eat both my balls.

The closest Llorente will get to Sunderland is when hes playing against Newcastle in Europe.

Heard sunderland making a marquee signing this week watch this space, Dempsey within 48hrs, laugh if you may but I heard it's a striker

25 Aug 2012 23:27:34
anita world class after that performance he is a basic player and all you mags that were buzzin last year will have your head in ya hands by the end of the season wonderin where its all gone wrong lol your luck has ran out so do one back down to 15th at ya best. pardew one hit wonder, sacked from southamton, mon proven class,so work it out who will end off on top you sgb. sunderland till i die xx

Because we got beat off the European champions our luck has run out. It shows you know nothing about football you fool. And as for mon as soon as there is a disagreement with the board he will chuck his toys out the pram and walk our.

Wow.... we loose at Chelsea and the mackem crystal ball comes out predicting doom and gloom for the toon... ha ha... is that the same one that predicted last august Blunderland to be top 4,5,6,7 and relegation for the toon.....paying greatly inflated prices for average players doesn't guarantee success at least the toon have learned that lesson

You get all this wisdom from one defeat...smb at least we can manage to get a game played on our pitch not like your sunday league pitch that floods after a shower yer looser lol

Typical deluded mackem judging a player after one game. Apart from his mistake he had a decent game. He will come good. Only Sunderland buy Dross. How is your sunday morning ground, still flooded?

Oh you poor brainless mackem. First off all, it takes time to settle into the premier league. Anita was thrown in against the current champions of Europe in only his 2nd game in English football so he can be forgiven for playing well below par. Besides, I doubt Sunderland will do much better when you go to the bridge. You sign one good player and you act as if you're gonna win the title (Note: that's AJ not Fletcher - 15million for an exceedingly average striker in a team that was relegated just makes me laugh). And if mon is so class, why hasn't he won either the Premier League Manager of the Season or LMA Manager of the Season awards?

TAJSG21

Are you seriously judging the acquisition of one player on a single performance? Really?! Please use your brain before you post tripe on the internet

Have to laugh at posts like this. You have signed an average striker which has cost an arm and a leg! Then Johnson, who really hasn't justified his price tag at city. All he has shown is that he is a good impact player off the bench.

Point is you have paid about 20 million for two players. With 20 million we got Ba, Cabaye, Cisse, Santon plus tied down three of our top players (Krul, Colo & Tiote). Have a word you SMB

Poor deluded smb.ur team is crap at best ur manager well enough said about him, we may not do aswell as last season but it will still be better than anything u stinkin useless trogs will do

Ok so playing chelsea and loosing when torres and Hazard are in that kind of form. Anita was unlucky, and will get better.

Heard this last year when mon arived and still never happend.....intresting FACT here epl has been around 20 years 17 of them safc where no where at all infact fizzy pop league for nearly 10 of them..yes we overachieved last year but derserved it wheres you lot underachieved year in year out....u buy one player who would rather party than play and who could not hold a place down in the champions team and another over priced striker for twice what he,s worth and thats it, its done your touching europe and safc only after turn up and play and they have won......are you having a laugh come back in january lets just see where you are then the epl,s best header of the ball according to safc transfer rumours site....haha

Oh the Sunderland crystal ball is back out...How did that work for you last season? You sign 2 average players and you come out from under your rock. SMB. Anita had a solid game and I am very confident he will be a very good player when he settles.

Cant even sort ya pitch out you smb, ha ha now jog on

We got well beaten off the European and FA Cup Champions after an away game in Greece less than 48hrs before. Not to mention that if we had taken our chances that came our way then things could have been completely different. That's not me defending my team as I don't think we played well enough to win but I do pity you single minded fans who jump after one game. Anita has just signed, he needs a month or so to show his qualities. Wind your neck in my unwashed friend. Who finished higher last season? Who took more points from one another last season? Who qualified for a European competition last season? As much as I don't like to live in the past, if your gonna come on here and go on about spout utter sh*t, I felt a few facts had to be put in place. We really put the Cat amongst the Pigeons last year and we still have the same squad with a few extra youngin's so pipe down, 'luck' as you lot say has nothing to do with it. Did anyone else realize the amount of rain that fell across the whole of Britain yesterday and the game was the only one to be postponed? Amateurish...

Same old makems, same old banter then come the derby games and at end of season you all go into hiding. Remember your passports for Swansea, you can pretend your playing in Europe!

If you think Anita is only a basic player then Moley and Gardenflower are championship players at best.

At least Anita is the right side of 30. And also we paid only 6 million him so didn't overpay like you mackems for a championship at best striker (ps Fletcher is relegation curse for his team burnley, wolves) all this overpaying will catch up with you mackems. Also if we finish 15th your lot will surely be relegated.
You cannot even get the drainage sorted at SOL nevermind the team.
"have you ever seen a mackem in Milan"
Just stating facts not looking for argument.

The same anita who dod not want to talk to safc........

Mon has said we dod not want to speak to him, we scouted him, like we have scouted 100s of players. Mon didnt rate him, your lot do, good luck.
Hope he plays as well next match.

Jeez.