Newcastle Banter Archive April 26 2012

 

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26 Apr 2012 20:55:35
Posted a comment on the arsenal site earlier today saying how if they had tiote and ben arfa I think they would be up challenging near the manchester sides.

The response was hilarious.....apparently song is a better DM and ben arfa is not good enough as he gives the ball away too much.

They must get a different view at the emirates to what we see on TV cause i'm sure walcott and gervinho give the ball away much more and do less when they have it.

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Song is a better holding mid allthough ben arfa would definately get in their side

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Song is a better holding? Madness, Tiote's defensive qualities are one of the best in the league, Song is better in attack but for breaking up midfield play Tiote's your man.

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You are all deluded if you think tiote is better than song, ben arfa is pure class though but he could do with tracking back abit more

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Why ,he's not a defender and our defenders are payed handsomely to do just that .

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What so Danny simpson is supposed to deal with a winger and a fullback coming at him without support?

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So why would arsenal want ben arfa when they have the likes of walcott and chamberlin as for tiote up against song tiote cant tie his boot laces

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He has 3 other defenders a goalie and Tiote to support him .

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26 Apr 2012 20:08:33
There are a few young player that we need to have a look at:Ezekiel Fryers man utd 19 lb/cb,Philippe coutinho inter milan 19 acm,Virgil van dijk Fc Groningen 19 cb,Adam Maher az alkmaar 18 acm,John Guidetti man city 19 st,Mikel Escudero Athletic bilbao 16 st,sergio ribeiro Porto 16 .

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We need to now start looking at player that are coming to 18 year old in North,South and central America and also the whole of europe,Asia and Africa and do newcastle have feeder club because i think the club need to do that as well.

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Only local clubs like gateshead

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I think it's better to use the local clubs.
at least the players get experience in a physical league plus they are never too far away from head quarters so the coaches and managers can easily keep an eye on them.

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I agree, picking players up from Spain ect, they don't know how to put in a tackle, watching league football it's pretty rough.

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26 Apr 2012 19:31:32
just reading an unwashed post on there site about ba worth 7 million..cabaye worth 7 million tiote worth 10 million and cisse worth 12 million what do you think edd do you think thats a fair valuation as i think they are really deluded especially when they value sess as 15 to 18 million...smb. {Ed003's Note - Not getting involved on that one pal :p }

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The ba price is about right. But cabaye is worth double that. Getting him for 5mil was a steal.

I think what most people don't realise is that bidding clubs aren't just buying the player, they're buying the players contract. Most of these players are on at least four year contracts, so are only going to be sold if they don't fit into the managers plans or the bid is too good to be turned down.

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26 Apr 2012 19:07:55
Why does everyone want Simpson to leave?
He's been statistically the best right back in the league this season, and as consistent as anyone.
Fair enough if were playing european football next season we may want someone better to start at right back, but he is without doubt a good squad player.

All this is irrelevant if he is refusing to sign a new contract due to money of course, if thats so get him out.

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Nufc are making a stance on paying players realistic wages , to do with sell on , what they are worth in conjunction what they can earn. . If ds is refusing latest offer because he thinks he is worth more , his choice , but whatever club has offered its prob to much , yes he could earn more elsewhere , but it will be a lesser club , he is at the biggest club he can be , enjoy it , or play for more elsewhere ! Done well but not great . Cleared 4 or 5 off line , does not make him think he can earn 50 grand plus . Stick to your guns ma. Hopefully other clubs will follow example.

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How man players have left as they think they are worth more or want to go to a bigger team and once they left thats it there career stalls.....nzogbia,bassong,distin,beye, given etc where are they all now to name a few....

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26 Apr 2012 17:36:30
If chelsea win champs league only top 3 will qualify for champs league

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This has been asked and answered at least four times on this page. Use the search function.

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26 Apr 2012 15:06:45
sports direct chavs talking bout villa getting relagated we'll see you when your bubble bursts and you win nothing again as for the last 60 years.

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The reason we're giving villa jip is cos of the way they acted when we went down, jeering us with banners and what not. and now its villas turn. big club my a**e. ill come out now and say it I want Villa to go down, because i really dont see them coming back, spiraling debt a sh**e fans

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What about when all your fans came on here acting all smug when yous signed N`Zogbia saying how yous were going to get Europe and we were getting relegated?

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Tiny minority maybe crawling to that level i have toon fan mates and not one has said it like i said you still wont win anything next season or the ten after that

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Ps you wouldnt even get past the qualifying stage for cl

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Funny that isn't it, Bubble burst?? How many times have we heard that this season? Next you'll be telling us that we haven't played anyone yet PMSL!

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A villa fan coming on here giving it the big one WOW.
we might not win anything in the next 10 years.
but if villa dont go down this season then they will next and yous will never be back.
well lets hope..

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Theres no denying youve done extremely well
but success means trophys so gloat all you want when youve won somethimg

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Our bubble burst? I'd be more worried about my own team if I was you! Not a single one of your players would get into our starting 11, they'd be lucky if they got into the match day 18 with a fully fit squad

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Best player they had in past 5 years or so have been ex nufc players....

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Nufc might never win any thing but you know what we are still loyal and turn up to watch the toon play its that simple.....

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All the Villa fans I know are bricking it and I live in Coventry working with an abundance of Yam Yams and Brummies... for my sins, surround by heathens. All the Birmingham fans are loving it as am I. The Villa should go down. I feel a song coming on, join in if you know it, don’t be shy…… Sh*t on the Villa… Sh*t on the Villa tonight… sh*t on the Villa, Sh*t on the Villa tonight… Sh*t on the Villa cuz the Villa arrrrrreee Shhhhh***te.

X factor here I come… CL here Newcastle come HWTL

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Aston Villa? who are they?

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To the Villa fan, we won something no less than 2 years ago actually my friend. The Championship trophy. You fellas will at least be in with a shot for that next season. I don't fancy your chances though...

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In fairness tho the only reason Villa are in the s**t is cause Bent is injured, he's there only goal scorer. but lets not forget, they are going through a tough phase, lets not forget Stylian Petrov.

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26 Apr 2012 14:28:46
Well done Newcastle football club for the statue that they have funded of the great Sir Bobby Robson. Will be unveiled before the Man City game outside the ground. Sure he would be proud of not only that but also the way his team are currently playing!!

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Legend is used a lot these days - too much. but Sir Bobby, is a legend.

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26 Apr 2012 12:52:31
you geordie's are getting to big for your boots start talking about all these world class signings your going to get when you actually qualify for the champions leauge untill that time no one major is coming to you players want to go to teams that guarntee a good chance of silverwear e.g man united City Barca Real Madrid Chelsea you are not one of them you never have been, you havnt won a thing for 60+ years

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What big name signings are those

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What a sad, pathetic excuse for a football fan you are.
You sound like a typical glory hunter whose football knowledge only extends to the so-called 'big clubs'.
Money doesn't guarantee success - see Barca in Champions League and La Liga.
If Man City don't win the Premiership this year they'll have nowt too.
Can't stand arrogant, plastic 'fans'. They give proper supporters a bad name.

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To the person who wrote the original post so who's your team then ? ...geordie tom

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My team is Malaga!!

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May I just point out, I haven't seen us linked with any top players, previously when we signed "top players" it got us relegated and we now have a scouting network to not have to spend stupid amounts of money like other clubs to perform on the pitch.
I dont know what team you support but I would like to bet at some point this season we will have our will beat you and your team will have cost far more than ours.

P.S. Your maths sucks!

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I support Arsenal what can you say now? we have won the title several times we have won fa cup leauge cup played in a champions leauge final? what exactly have you acheived in the last 10 years or so.... i love winning arguments :)

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Laughable original post. wow. we've been told by an person that Madrid and Barca are bigger than Newcastle. really? I personally never knew that.

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Oh im sorry i didnt realise you're only allowed to support teams that win something every year like Arsen....oh wait neither have they. you bangin on about players wanting to leave us to have a good chance of silverware, do the names , Cole, Clichy, Nasri and Fabregas ring a bell all left arsenal for bigger things

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Well I personally only believe you've come on here shouting your mouth off coz your a little tad worried about us catching you. And I would love it if we did and chelsea won the CL putting you's in the EL. Then you can all get back to whinging about your manager like you were earlier in the season and watch your big players all jump ship next season!!

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To the Arsenal fan - could you explain exactly which argument you have won? I don't see anyone stating that we have had great success over the last ten years (or for a long time before that). Are you arguing with yourself?

To the original poster (if it's not the same person/fool) who's talking about signing world class players? We've already done that - Tiote, Cabaye, Cisse, Benny and Ba, Santon will be too soon. We aren't looking for big name players we only need one or two for the first team (hopefully Carr and co will keep showing up the 'big' clubs scouting networks) and a couple more to strengthen the squad for Europe.

You Muppet.

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It's people like you that make the neutrals want us to catch you

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Arsenal aint a big club any way plastic supporters who mostly dont live any where near there ground....every decent player they have had as just about left as they where going no where..allways in uniteds shadow...

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RVP has not signed a new deal yet has he? What does that indicate... Do I hear the sound of money and Manchester City... yes, me thinks we do...

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To the person who started all this you said we aint won out in 60+ years ...what about the inter city fairs cup which we won in 1969 (33 years ago ) not 60+ bet your watching your football on an old black and white tv...geordie tom

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Learn to {Ed003's Note - I would learn what banter is, if you don't want a little break from here}

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If it was my post ya on about ED what's wrong with calling him thick he obviously cannot count if he thinks 1969 was only 33 years ago. {Ed003's Note - Because calling someone thick and the other word you used is not banter it is abusive }

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Ok so it was 43 years ago we won the fairs cup was pissed off with orignal post on here geordie tom ...ed iam a big lad i can look after meself but i hate keyboard warriors...

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26 Apr 2012 10:56:37
T.I.O.T.E. stands for Toon Is Off To Europe

C.I.S.S.E. stands for Can't Imagine Sunderland Seeing Europe

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Also K.R.U.L is Kicking Racists Under Lunaics I know it´s so lame!

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B.A - Big Arms, or bugg*red Ar**... depends if Ed will post

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Oh you geordie what you get up to in your unemployed days makes me laugh

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SANTON means Sunderland Are Nothing To Our Nation.

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Tiote. Time i oversaw transfer elswhere
Cisse can i sign somewhere else
Ba. Beggingtobe away
Krul. Keep running until london (spurs or chelsea)
Santon. So a.nother transfer outta newcastle
Ben arfa. Bet everynone newcastle are relegated flipping awesome

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Last one didnt make sense

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26 Apr 2012 09:58:30
The chronicle is comparing the Toon side from 96/97. For me that side is still the best, only because it is the team that was playing when I was younger… however this team is the best team since then.

My team of teams would be:

Given

Barton Colo Taylor Enrique
Solano Cabaye Tiote Ginola

Ferdinand Shearer

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Batty over tiote

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I was thinking Batty, but I went with Tiote. Batty is a legend, but Titoe is a beast.

Also, thought about Lee too, but cabaye is class.

Toyed with Robert over Ginola, but Ginola was just too good...
Also, Albert in defence, but Taylor and colo are worlds away from the player who used to play as a striker for Belgium and a defender for us.

Strikers, would not change them... usless Cisse becomes a master of prem.

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Beresford was much better than enrique

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I remember his brace against dynamo Keive... 2 crackers.

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What about beardsly...

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Can't believe you left Pedro out and Krul is better than Given by some distance.

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Beardo is on the bench with Cisse...

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Batty is that the same one who tried to trap the ball at forest and he missed it the ball went to woan who scored a screamer put the nail in ye coffin should have left lee clark on

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26 Apr 2012 08:03:23
Hi ed good is Tulio de Melo in your opinion? Tanks {Ed001's Note - to be honest I have not seen him play.}

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