Newcastle Banter Archive August 25 2013

 

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25 Aug 2013 20:13:07
Remember you guys finished above Chelsea two seasons ago. With the very same manager you seem to loathe. Surely he can't b that awful

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Yes he can and is mate

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Well you take him them He is a puppet
in the big top

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He can manage when things are good, but when things go pear shaped he's clueless and makes dreadful decisions, and let's face facts its not often things go good at nufc

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Pardew only 3 formations and only 1 tactic.

4. 3. 3 hoofball

4. 4. 2 hoofball

4. 2. 3. 1 hoofball

What a deadend.

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25 Aug 2013 20:03:55
My girlfriend is a hairdresser in the toon, King Kev came in today to have his curly perm reset. Whilst she was sorting him out he told her that Pardew is going to be sacked this week and the messiah (him) will return. He also confirmed that he has managed to talk Terry McDermott out of his stunt double role for Tom Selleck's latest straight to DVD film, he's coming back too. He confirmed to Ashley that he wants £300 million war chest. Pop Robson has been on reviewing old video footage and has recommended M Van Basten, JP Papin, Pele and Zico. Don't know about you but i'm buzzing and I think we will win the league, TOON ARMY. Die hard Toon Fan Big Tony

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What way did she "sort him out"?

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Just brilliant! Baz

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25 Aug 2013 17:57:22
Watching the cardiff game that's how you compete with city pardew you MUG

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Totally agree shows how poor we have become. Can't think of any other manager who would take a team of internationals and turn them into a bunch of misfiring misfits.

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Ex Sunderland who did it too

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Sunderland got extreme luck twice so I wouldn't count them

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25 Aug 2013 17:49:33
See Cardiff have just shown Pardew how to play against City

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Frazer Campell, ex Sunderland
Bet they regret that

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Regret selling Campbell? Why because he scored 2 goals, he will struggle to get 10 all season. Even ji dong' won scored past cite and I regret keeping him.

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They scored from 2 corners.

We did not score from 1 at all last season, in fact I cannot remember when we last scored from a corner, nevermind the one after that which made it 2.

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Braga, like 2 weeks ago

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Scoring from a corner in a friendly isn't much use.

I was talking about competitive football.

I am sure Newcastle score from corners in training too, it simply does not count.

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25 Aug 2013 17:36:33
If you could decide who you would want to manage Newcastle who would it be (They need to have managed in the last 3 seasons?)

NUFC4L1FE

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Good question, if we rid of pardew, who will repalce him? realistically?
i can't think of anyone of the top of my head.

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Neil warnock or gary megson

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I'm not saying I want him but I think he'd do a better job than Pardew: Holloway! I can see him holding his own with JFK too!

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Steve mcclaren, Roy keane, dave jones, Alex MacLeish, Stuart Pearce, henning berg, Steve kean - take your pick

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The current Benfica manager.

He actually coaches his teams to pass and play football.

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Mancini or Jorge jesus

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Marcelo Bielsa (El loco ) is out of a job since leaving Ath Bilboa, he'd be perfect for us imo.

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25 Aug 2013 16:53:45
Well Cardiff showing us how to play football against man city, the way we play is useless we don't play as a team and will be relegated if pardrew keeps it up.

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25 Aug 2013 11:33:53
49000 at the game Would you change your running of the club?
4 players NEEDED forget it, F. K the fans, Wonga is great, JF. K can take the flack, Pardew will do as he is tod.

60m from TV 20mfrom Cabaye ( might spend) 5/6m)

Lovely life money from these mugs up North

Newcastle odds on for a relegation fight from day one

Stay Away and stop embarrassing yourself going to the matches because that is the only answer fans have unless they ensure Ashley feels he is threatened by even thinking of attending matches

Mercenary put in charge by John Hall the money grabber.

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Just get in Mancini! He will get the best out of all of our players, and they will match his abilities!

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Stupid post Mancini Newcastle could afford his left leg if that
Tight A. E is the main problem with this club & his 2 loons do as they are told
Get our if football Trashley

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Mancini? Not the man manager we need just ask City players what he was like. I would rather have Zola than Mancini, at least we would play attacking football

Jimmy1976

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Mancini = 6-8m a year wages. i'd rather spend the money on players.

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Mancini is a premier league winner, got city playing some great football so why not? Although we'd probs would have to have new owners to get him

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Mancini is a petulant manager who alienates players he doesn't like the look of and spends money like it's going out of fashion, no thank you

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What we need is not only someone with tactical nous but also a motivator, I wouldn't mind Steve Clarke back here, some of names being thrown about are ridiculous, let's be realistic when looking at alternative managers

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25 Aug 2013 11:08:47
So Cabaye refuses to play. No problem, Newcastle just refuse to pay his huge wages. Simple. Then let's see how quick he gets his boots on!

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Not just refuse to pay his wages but fine him HEAVILY on top of that and
make him play in a yellow jersey with the kids.
However it may just be that Ashley is telling Pardew not to play him in case he's injured?
Seeing as no one ever tells the truth at Newcastle we'll probably never know the REAL facts.

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25 Aug 2013 10:28:06
everyone bombard the st james park switchboard and demand to speak to the fat controller, I remember when ashley took over there were protests outside the ground now all fans seem to do is bitch on these pages this page probably isn't even seen by anyone high up at the club, pardews accountable to jfk he's accountable to trashley and he is accountable to us the fans so tomorrow morning pick up your phones and demand answers

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Tell this same thing to the 50,000 fans that attended yesterdays's game. as long as that continues Ashley won't care what you say or protest about.

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25 Aug 2013 09:29:56
It is very simple, if you watch the best teams in the world - Man Utd, Barca, Bayern Munich etc etc, they all graft their socks off and play football, not to sneak a win, but to deservedly beat a team by wanting it more.

Pardew wants to pick other teams pockets by sneaking a ball in to the box and getting lucky, it is Las Vegas roulette table football. It is essentially anti-football, and is against everything the beautiful game is about.

I never thought we would sink so low as to the standards of the Kenny Dalglish era, but I think we may just have got back there.

I think Pardew is the polar opposite of Arsene Wenger. Wenger is all about theory, passing and using intelligence. Can anybody describe Pardew's style, other than ''go on lads, hoof the ball to Cisse. ''

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25 Aug 2013 09:17:06
See we started with Shola yesterday. Formation _ four, four one and a half

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Cisse isn't even a half!

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25 Aug 2013 09:13:06
Jut read Palace want Parses. Alan, I am just filling up with petrol. I will be round your house in 20 mins

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25 Aug 2013 01:05:02
SICK TO DEATH OF HEARING - WE ARE FINANCIALLY SOUND. HOW ASHLEY HAS THE CLUB SOLVENT.

Football is a game, it is about winning. Supporters want excitement and a team that competes and wins.

We want hero's. Not this shXXe we are seeing in our beloved black and white.

We want to go to work on a Monday with our chest's puffed out.

We want to talk about how Shearer destroyed the Arsenal back four. How Beardsley beat Des Walker for pace. How Robert almost scored taking a corner. SuperMac's hattrick on his home debut against Liverpool. Andy Cole's 41 goals in a season.

Yes be sensible with the finances - but if that is all that matters - count me out.



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Thanks! First class, aggree total

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Nowt better than NEARLY scoring from a corner.

Geordie Al

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The funny thing is, we actually have a very good squad of players, but the management is a complete shambles.

I honestly just do not get it.

Ashley has built a great team on a shoe string budget, and is neglecting the most important part, training it to work.

There can be no way that Pardew can survive this. What has he been doing all summer? I honestly think he believes we were unlucky last year, and that nothing needs to be changed.

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The funny thing is, we actually have a very good squad of players?

Are you serious, did you watch them yesterday. did you watch them last week, did you watch them last season. We have two or three very good players as best. The rest are average.

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How about living in the now and not the past for a start, terrible from top to bottom u are

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Not living in the past. You no doubt missed the point but as I suspect you are a mackam it probably went over your head. What I am saying us we want these sort of highlights now. Not watching dross because the club are afraid to spend and buy some quality

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25 Aug 2013 00:47:43
So Cabaye is very unsettled and doesn't have the right mind frame at the moment, he has suffered from depression and mental exhaustion previously. SO WHAT.
I am under threat at work from an internal restructure - may lose my job.
Cabaye earns more in a week than I earn in a year. If I told my boss " I am not in the right frame of mind" I would be out the door.
I have to continue to put in a shift and give my best. Why can't this overpaid, over-rated prima donna do the same. MY HARD EARNED WAGES PAY HIS LUXURY LIFESTYLE.

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25 Aug 2013 00:09:23
Look I might be a mackem and yous are our big rivals, but to see them all laugh at your team on motd is quite funny to watch, but to be fair if it was us in a position like yours then I would be so frustrated and you must want mikes head. Pardew looks like he has a lot to say but carnt for some reason, the one thing I don't understand is that big mike would rather let yous go down, but surely that would take a chunk of his beloved wad of cash. He must not care one little bit about the club if I was a mags supporter I would be taking in banners and showing how sick your getting because to be honest the only win I see yous getting all season is palace which are similar type of team. Must not be nice being the zoo of the north east, infact the full league. Haha

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25 Aug 2013 00:08:22
Just watched MOTD because I could not believe what I saw today. NO shots on target. that's NIL, NONE, ZERO shots on target. Pardew, hang your FxxxxxG head in shame. This is what you brought us to.
Yes we can blame Ashley but you control what happens on the pitch. You are not fit to lace Chrissie H's boots and he had to put up with the same s*** you do.

Cabaye - if he is refusing to play, refuse to sell him, stick the little prat in the reserves and bugger up his world cup. That's what Villa threatened Benteke - he soon came to heel. The club is bigger than him.

Kinnear - get your finger out of your arse and either sign somebody who will improve this shower or FxxK off.

46 years watching NUFC and I have never been more angry

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Yes yes yes etc

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And pardew has the audacity to state in his interview that Newcastle should have won come on alan what game were you watching to win you need to have attempts on target I can see the script next week no shots on target no goals Fulham one shot on target one goal and yes do I need to say it the man who will score the winner a certain Darren bent unless the club get the wallet out its going to be a long hard season.

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Same as happened to us then. I thought fulham where a below average side and an easy home win? changed ya mind now AGAIN

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