Newcastle Banter Archive May 22 2013

22 May 2013 22:17:59
i know this is both unlikely and probably not something all would like to see. but if I thought for one second that having benitez as manager would tempt torres to join i'd take that.

just thinking out loud. torres might not be the player he was but he is still finding the net and works really hard. benitez gets the best out of him

Ur right, a loan would do but I can't see pardew being sacked now.

Pardew stays so at least another season
Of non eventful football disgrace

Shows where Asleys ambition líes
0-3 0-6 0-1 disaster and it is smiles
all around

Get used to it supporting a team trying to catch up to Stoke Swansea W Ham Norwich so forget the top 8

Are you deluded or just like talking s**t?

Torres is (Torres) a world class forward (was) and he's on over 120,000 a week. yer I can see the Spanish lad now, thinking to himself, Rafa (NOT GOING TO HAPPEN) has joined Newcastle, I will take a massive pay cut and I will follow him there. Or and I win trophies every year since been here, I will go to Newcastle! - GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE!

WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE?

If your going to say your point make sure its something that could happen, you know realistic!
Not something you and the Care Bears thought up last night in the lad of nod!

I mentioned this very thing last week and got laughed down. Torres would be a perfect fir for our players under a footballing style, Benitez could bring this and I agree he does get the best out of him. The Toon would make their money back on world shirt sales if we bought a stella striker like him. form is temporary while class is permanent.

Don't be silly. Torres? Keep taking your meds buddy.

What part of banter do you not understand? This isn't rumour it is what we would LIKE to happen in a perfect world. now stop getting stroppy because we have a bit of imagination

Not really very banterous. What I want in a perfect world is a front 3 of Ronaldo-Messi-Bale. There's optimism and then there's just downright bananas.

22 May 2013 16:25:21
"Instead it is Alan Pardew's Newcastle who have attempted the most long balls - 152 more than the next highest team, Fulham.
Despite possessing the flair of Hatem Ben Arfa, Papiss Cisse and Yoan Gouffran, the Magpies went long a whopping 2, 283 TIMES this season. "

Thats an average of over 40 times in a game we rarely had the ball 40 times in a game so don't be so stupid

Where did you read that?

Yes your right its official Newcastle are long ball merchants a joke with the players we have and wigan, Fulham behind us, need new manager or pardew just has to get um playing good football, only for cisse stoppage times goals this year we'd be relegated.

He's not being stupid, he's absolutely right. Check with Opta, it's embarrassing. The key word is 'attempted'.

22 May 2013 14:54:49
I'm a bit bored of all the fans on her who constantly say we have a top 6 team and had it not been for the Europa league we would have been much higher in the league this season!

I can't help noticing Chelsea were in the Europa league this season aswell. a competition they played more games in than we did. add to that they went further in both domestic cups. and then throw in the World club championship, well to all those fans using the Europa excuse. maybe you should have a long hard think!

And then the injuries will get highlighted. but football is a squad game. everyone knows that! We are light years away from being anywhere near top 6!

The Europa League is no excuse.

We were playing fringe players in the group round anyways.

If anything the Europa League should have been a platform for our 2nd players to fight and push the first teamers, in essence making the team stronger.

It is complete cobblers to blame the Europa League.

Chelsea did so well because they have a world class and massive squad. And we can't be that far away from top 6 if we achieved it last year. haidara and a number of players are saying there are no excuses for not assaulting the top 6. I think you will be surprised about the difference of not having Europe.

Chelsea don t have a big squad as all their players are away on loan so cannot play

Man u Man C Chelsea Spurs Arsenal Liverpool all played in Europe last season nuff said

22 May 2013 09:00:46
Transfer Policy is frightening when Lambias opens his illiterate mouth that we will back AP in the transfer market.

Has been established a CB will be bought probably Douglas on a Free with another back up if they feel Good is not that Good ha ha

A Striker definitely and not Carroll a RB as cover and midfield for Tiote who is on his way. GC instructions are start weaving your magic and find players we can get in for another 15m outlay. Nothing wrong with that however a quality striker will take almost all of that unless we change tack. But when 120m is coming into the club before a ball is kicked it really is an insult. to be scraping around unless we find another 3 Quality players like Sissisko.

22 May 2013 06:34:22
Stoke are after Rafa, come on Ashley pull your finger out and get rid of failing Pardew and bring in Benitez before it is too late.