Newcastle Banter Archive April 22 2013

22 Apr 2013 22:24:00
I'm going into hospital tomorow for an operation. And a get well present from Newcastle would be to beat Liverpool playing stylish attacking football and no hoofball. {Ed004's Note - Goodluck with the operation}

3 points is what matters. Love to see us playing good football bur if hoofball gets us the points well that's ok. Best of luck with the operation hope all goes well.

Cheers mate.

Well good luck in hospital mate I hear pardew is going into hospital? he has a bad side!

22 Apr 2013 21:04:53
Sick of people going on about these new signings! We are 16th in the leauge wake the **** up! Debuchy hasn't looked the player he was in the euros, sissoko has had one good game, yanga mbwia has been okay, gouffran has been okay, haidara has been the only excellent player

Your talking utter rubbish. The new signings have done well. If it hadn't been for these new signings we were heading for relegation. It takes time for new players to settle in especially I to the PL.

You're right but its not just because they're out of form, its pardews poor managerial skills, playing players out of position not giving players the right jobs I. e he's not playing tiote as an anchor man which he was immense at last season, cabaye as a DM, sissoko as a CAM its just not right.
We need to play 433 against Liverpool with sissoko, cabaye and tiote as the 3 central midfielders.

Sick of people talking sh*te about the signings. Had we had them for the whole season, and less injuries, we wouldn't be in the state we are now. Having said that there are some other big problems, but don't scapegoat the new lads. Massive cop out.

Debuchy was easily man of the match against West Brom.

Did you not notice that our results dropped off when Simpson was playing while Debuchy was out?

Mbiwa has been titanic, he is now the best centreback at the club.

Stop running down the newbies, Haidara has been a breath of fresh air, Sissoko is being played out of position and Debbie is doing fine, Goofy looks class as well. Mbiwa was in the Mirrors team of the weekend so must of gotten something right.

22 Apr 2013 17:02:54
Liverpool to put Louis Saurez up for sale his fee an arm and a leg. geordie tom

Heard he's going to Borussia Munchen Centre Back

22 Apr 2013 15:22:39
ATTENTION OF MIKE ASHLEY


Laurent Robert Blanc (French pronunciation: ​[loʁɑ̃ blɑ̃]; born 19 November 1965) is a French football manager and former player. He is the former head coach of the French national team, having replaced Raymond Domenech in the wake of the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa. [1] He was also previously the manager of Bordeaux.

Blanc played professional football for numerous clubs, including Montpellier, Napoli, Barcelona, Marseille, Internazionale and Manchester United, often operating in the sweeper position. He is also a former French international, playing in several international tournaments, which include the 1998 FIFA World Cup and UEFA Euro 2000, both of which France won. On 28 June 1998, Blanc scored the first golden goal in World Cup history against Paraguay. Blanc has the nickname Le Pr�sident, which was given to him following his stint at Marseille in tribute to his leadership skills.


The last bit does it for me "Blanc has the nickname Le Pr�sident, which was given to him following his stint at Marseille in tribute to his leadership skills. "

Yours Geordie Al

LAURENT BLANC COME TO NEWCASTLE UNITED AND BECOME ONE OF OUR GREATEST EVER MANAGERS.

Blanc is my main choice in the summer, because he can make a connection with the club with our french revolution. We can actually be excited about a managerial appointment. We could finally see attractive, exciting, flowing football to get us off our seats. Laurent Blanc can become a legend here. God what I would give for blanc to replace pardew. to lead bordeaux to the title is amazing. He's only 47, 48 so he's got a lot of years left in him. please ashley just sack pardew in the summer and get in blanc it would be a dream come true.

Unfortunately Pardew is here until his contract expires or Ashley sells up, Pardew left Charlton in a relegation battle in the championship then was sacked by Southampton in league one and then suddenly gets a job in the premiership managing Newcastle United and to top it all off an eight year contract, I highly doubt Pardew got the job based on his managerial cv so why did he get it?

22 Apr 2013 14:57:12
we need to get at least 4 - 5 players in for next season.

Firstly, we need to play our players in their positions ie Sissoko is a defensive MF player - he should be playing there not attacking MF role.

Cabaye should be playing next to him and HBA on the right wing and an actual left winger - jonas dare I say it should be on the left. We could have a Cisse up front with another striker, I would not mind Ricky Lambert, but he is probably too old for us, but someone who can drop into MF and help out if needed.

We could also try pushing Santon onto the right wing and have HBA on the left, I personally think this would be a excellent move for the lad as he has shown great promise there albeit in the part of the match we lost, but he played on the wing.

Another centre half would be good too

As you can see I have not really suggested anyone apart from Lambert but here is a list of current premier league players I think we could realistically sign

Lambert
Llana
Remy
Ramírez (gaston)
Micha Richards
Olsson (wba – maybe too old?)
Samba
Scott Sinclair

Oh, and I rekon we will get Carroll back.


TA
Lambert
Llana
Remey

I know the perfect player that would play up with cisse and could drop into midfield when needed. Kevin Nolan! Gets about 10 goals a season if he played with our players. Has passion, commitment and most of all. Plays for the badge

I'd like to see us play 4 -1 -3-2

Krull
Debuchy Taylor Mbiwa Haidara

Santon

Sissoko Cabaye HBA

Gouffran Cisse

I'd like to see us sign Jermaine Lens to put pressure on HBA and Remy to put pressure on Cisse and Gouffran. I'd also keep Obertan but use him as a striker.

We actually could manage with no players being signed. The only action needed is to get rid of Pardew and appoint a good manager. With the squad we have we should be in position 6th to 8th. It is pointless to sign more good players as Pardew has shown he does not know what to do them.

22 Apr 2013 12:54:08
just been on the liverpool site. never heard so much sh. te in my life. someone saying. was I watching a different match yesterday. Ivanovic's arm barged into Suarez's mouth and it should of been a pen. ED are the FA taking any action over what happened yesterday m8. geordie tom {Ed002's Note - Yes they are Tom.}

Cheers M8. geordie tom

That's a tad unfair mate. Most Pool fans are a level headed lot and to their credit are condeming Suarez for the shame he brings on himself and the club.
Not a red by the way. HWTL

22 Apr 2013 11:17:07
Whether we like it or not, we need to stick behind pardew, although I have been criticising him about his no plan B, hoofball tactics, and wanted blanc to come in in the summer but we need to still get behind the team. As long as pardew makes the right decisions and pick the players in their right positions we can play good football. Cabaye is not a DM, him and sissoko need to swap around.
This needs to be the lineup against liverpool and its a must win game.
4-3-3
GK Elliot
RB Debuchy
CB Taylor
CB M'Biwa
LB Haidara
CM Cabaye
DM Tiote
CM Sissoko
RW Ben Arfa/Marveaux
ST Cisse
LW Gouffran
C'mon lads!

Think you'll find jonas will play

Jonas will play but that is the exact line up I would have. Why does every1 else see it but him. He will set us up for a draw 4141 probably