Newcastle Banter Archive June 20 2013

20 Jun 2013 19:49:10
I had a dream that we were bought by some quatarian multi billionnaire, we signed Thiago, hulk, Bernard, nasri, Dzeko, Richards. At the moment, all we can do is keep dreaming but one of these days it will happen and we will return to fighting for champions league and maybe even win a trophy.

2009 mark Cuba who owned an NBA team was "seriously considering buying newcastle united"

2011 owner from Kuwaiti was planning a bid to buy out Ashley.

Yeh then they realised how fickle the fans were and pulled out

2013 you couldn't give it away

2013 Joe Kinnear
(according to him anyway)

Your gunna be dreaming for a very, very long time

Every billionaire in the world knows NUFC are for sale, but none of them want to buy. Doesn't that tell you something? Like, Ashley is, like it or lump it, the best owner we can expect. Heaven help us.

Fair play rules, dreamer?

20 Jun 2013 17:57:58
Where are all the Ashley fans now? The man is a complete person. If Carr leaves because of this nugget Kinnear`s appointment then it is downhill all the way. What football scouting has Kinnear done? What has Kinnear ever achieved? This bumbling Clown has dragged us down to another level with his ambaressing interviews and facts he states that are complete utter s***e. Until the Fat clown owner sells up and takes his cockney friends with him, we will be watching a team struggle until relegated. Me? 48yrs of support is being tested to the limit by an arrogant regime. I go to bed hoping a Russian/Arab will buy the clown out and I can once more dream of a trophy win before I ru and out of time. BoycottBraga

As a Man U fan, have to say I agree. You deserve better than this.

AJH

As a sunderland fan you deserve all you get thinking your some big club back down to earth boys

As a Sunderland fan, I disagree

As a Newcastle fan I couldn't care what you as a Sunderland thinks. Your ground was full for a change last night, must have been a concert on. Where are all these nailed on signings we keep hearing about?

Appointing Joe Soak has set your club back at least half a season.
Who is going ti sign for the fat prat?
Teams in the bottom 3 at Xmas usually go down.
Serious problems at the Sid James Circus.

Jeez your making yourself look like a complete fool concentrate on your own club

Totally agree the JK appointment is a joke. But who is to say anything you as the unwashed part of the region have appointed anyone better? You spout of how good Sunderland are doing blah blah blah. As a club you have had more false starts than a 100m sprint final. Bruce, O Neil and now PDC spring to mind.

'more false starts' haha ludicrous, have you counted how many managers your club has gone through in last 16 yrs. Think its 17. The starting pistol is red hot!

Its not the number of managers that is being referred to. Its is simply every time the unwashed get a new boss it is " we are going to get to Europe, under Bruce, O Neil is a class manager who will take us to the next level ". The latest on your page describes PDC as a world class manager? Really World class. Non of it has ever materialized so why come on here banging your victory drums. Your a small club forever in our shadow.

For such a big club why are you biting?

You lose the argument and come back with why you biting? Same old response from the mackems. I think the answer to you question is in the title of this page.

20 Jun 2013 16:47:42
we are not in a big mess let's sit back and look at the situation. we have exchanged Llambias for Kinear. Pardew still here Carr still here all of last season players still here. so no big mess, might not be ideal having Kinear but a lot of people wanted rid of Llambias anyway

Thank goodness a voice of reason in a sea of despair.
Result from MA review lays blame on LLambias for last seasons debacle since he failed to get the players that were needed last summer, so rightly he has been bullited. Ashley has appointed JK to get the players he clearly has accepted are needed, thus its JK is right in the firing line, not Carr or Pardew. Failure is not an option Joe, MA takes no prisoners.

I think you are both in a 'sea of despair'.
Unfortunately neither of you seem to have a paddle. Hold your nose - you're going down!

Thankyou for your agreement

You sound like a Dakota farm hand describing his alien abduction experience. The Pardew/Kinnear fallout fuse is lit and running!

No big mess. Are you real?
He seemed pissed on his interview
( and looks like a piss artist ).
David err Derek Lambezi.
Ben Affro.
Ammemobie.
Johan Kebab ( wife donna is priceless ).
Thinks he signed 2 that he didnt.
Lied about or didn't remember about:
Being sacked.
Manager of the year 3 times.
Left you in 13th position.
Who in their right mind is going to sign for you now?
You have lost Simpson and Williamson already.
Kebab, Ammemobie and Ben affro can't be too happy.
Pratdew pissed off.
Shearer pissed off.
Tiote and Ba not happy Wongas.
The list goes on.
Come back to Earth Major Tom.

Erm we got rid of Ba in January

Erm Ba had a get out clause so we didn't get rid of him he walked, so the mess we are in is the the Joek made an person of himself will probs do it again but that doesn't put the club in a great mess

Sorry, Cisse, I was getting a bit bored by the end of the list.

Jeez, for a team you don't care about you certainly spend a lot of time on our site. I guess yours is so boring you have to nip over here for some intelligent banter;)

Of course I care.
Where else would I get my reasons for laughter.

20 Jun 2013 13:40:54
Mamadou Sakho - 10m
Tom Ince - 8m
Darren Bent - 5m
Siem De Jong - 9m

Krul

Debuchy Coloccini M'Biwa Santon

Ben Arfa Cabaye Sissoko/Tiote Ince

De Jong

Cisse/Bent


________________Krul________________
________Taylor Coloccini Sakho_________
Debuchy________Tiote__________Santon
________Cabaye______Sissoko_________
______________De Jong_______________
_____________Cisse/Bent_____________

3-5-2
Typical fifa player

Actually its a 5-1-2-1-1.

20 Jun 2013 10:31:57
Latest transfer news shh it's oh so quiet

20 Jun 2013 09:02:14
Now the lunatic as arrived to the asylum, does this mean any possible negotiations for players (recommended by Graham Carr) that may have been going on will now be stopped while he decides if he wants them and can pronounce their name right. Is this another Ashley ploy not to spend money and at the end of the transfer window the excuse to the fans will be Kinnear didn't have enough time to assess would be players. I feel Graham Carr will soon be off.

19 Jun 2013 23:59:04
The Independant is reporting that Graham Carr is set to resign. The repercussions of this if it is true are awful, he's one of the best scouts in the country and has brought in top players for tiny fees like Cabaye, Ba, Tiote, Sissoko etc. would be such a huge miss. All because of JFK. What a mess.

Yesterday daily liars (papers) had him staying along with Pardew. Must have actually listened to the talk sport radio interview or spoke to him in person. Guessing that would change your mind very quickly.

It's a load of rubbish.

No quotes or sources.

If they are all top players as you say, how come they nearly took you down last season!

Finishing top of the injury table, lack of summer investment and Europa league. Might have something to do with it?

Poor excuse

Kids and reserves in europa league so why tired?

Injuries killed us last year. But it was more the lack of depth that we have as we have no decent cover or players playing out of position.