Newcastle Banter Archive June 18 2011

18 Jun 2011 22:25:33
as a loyal toon im v happy with our new signings young french quality players but a little worried with lack of priemiership experience exept ba who i think will do great things. A player who i don't know cud we get is wigans hugo Rodellaga powerful, good in the air and has that flare we love, say an offer off about 12 M cud v tempting for both parties, maybe fellow columbian Tino Asprillas cud have a word ha! Would like to hear any thoughts

I like him, but he doesn't score enough goals however, with a better quality of player, a better team he may score more. Also think he is slighly over priced

Rodallega and N'Zogbia for 20 million, would be a class deal if you ask me!

(NufcSmith)

I think rodellaga has done v well at wigan with no service bar from N Zogbia, i think he would be an out and out goal scorer for us, ya would def get a big thumbs up from me.

What makes ye think his gonna get the service at sjp when ye top scorer who ye sold recently was from midfield

18 Jun 2011 21:43:28
18 Jun 2011 21:12:57
I'm on the train to London. Tiote on going to arsenal for talks.

Hmmm really beleive that one b#ll end! ! Like he would be on the bloody train going for talks. You ever heard of aeroplanes?

Obviously a Sunderland fan posting this, probably hasn't heard of Aeroplanes. Sunderland hasn't got an airport!

Exactly the muppet

I'm surprised he'd heard of trains. They can nornally be found clogging up the back seats eating cheesy chips on the mega bus.

18 Jun 2011 21:37:33
After signing Marveaux and Ba and already having Gosling and Ben Arfa I hope the next signing is Dr Quincy.

18 Jun 2011 19:58:07
Is Melvut Erding and Melvut Erdin the same player?

It was supposed to be erdinic (with an accented C) but coulld not have the wierd foreign symbol.

Thank you to person above I thought It was Erdinic but people were always calling him Erding I also was thinking it was a different player.

18 Jun 2011 19:36:45
Toon to sell:

Perch - Really hope so! worst player i have seen
R Taylor
Guthrie
Best
Ranger
Enrique - sadly
Jonas - possibly

18 Jun 2011 18:49:06
Demba ba is a newcastle player. Source youtube type his name in and it will bring up a interview and it says he carnt wait to start playing at newcastle and stuff. Micky

Bit late mate

Haha next you'll be telling us andy carroll has just signed for liverpool

This just in Alan Shearer has retired.

18 Jun 2011 18:05:44
Suarez overrated ha ha ha.Now i know your off your heads.He ripped you a new s**t box when we beat ya 3 nil.And how did you get on against the top 4 teams last season.We did double over Chelsea, won 1 lost 1 against ManU.same with City and were unbeatan against Arsenal.Ya only beat Arsenal away because Carroll did to them what Suarez did to you.Without checking i'd be suprised if ya took more then a point against the top 3.Bet Marveax never had a clue were Newcastle was or heard of any of there players.Gone for the money.Jonny Boy

So how did you get on against West Ham then?

We took a point off utd, 2 points of chelsea 4 points off arsenal, my maths this is 7 points loser

At the end of the day you aint a top club. You are going for players that want to play for a top club playing champions leauge football an example of this is Young and Jones who chose Man U. Im not saying Sauarez isn't a good player but he is overated. If he was that good Chelsea, Man U / City Barca or Real Madrid would have been after him.

1 point from top 4 lol we took 1 at man u 4 at arsenal and 2 at Chelsea stupid scouser. What's it like having a number 9 who was forced into joining u . King Kenny lol make me laugh

Next season Pardew will take you down its what he does best.

18 Jun 2011 18:04:38
With Marveaux we will just have to wait and see. Newcastle will train differently to Rennes and have better resources things like this can make a difference but we will have too see when the season is underway.

18 Jun 2011 17:17:32
Hi Newcastle fans, I am not a newcastle fan myself, but like most English football fans, newcastle are my second time, an observation of mine
should Barton join Nolan out the door then I would not be surprised in the slightest if Craig Gardener, Charlie Adam, and a return of Scott Parker, all British, talented young (with the exception of Parker) dynamic midfielders, were looked at. just what you would need to replace the scouse duo, however I believe as an outlooker that Newcastle have a very good scouting system, and you may very well sign a relatively unknown centre midfielder. please post Ed

I don't think Barton will leave unless we recieve a stupid offer for him. I think Newcastle will be happy to let him leave for free at the end of the season

18 Jun 2011 16:57:35
Toon set for Marveaux coup Newcastle set to seal deal for winger. Didn't see this one coming mind. 5year deal on a Bosman free right under the bin dippers noses. I can hear Daglish's teeth grinding from here. Ha ha ha. Probably won't be signing Charlie boy now though?


LOL- these Newcastle fans make me sick! LFC is not a club running after free agents! signing players from relegated clubs anymore! Seen many toon fans are happy with Demba Ba, Marveux, Cabaye, Upson, & Nzogbia! Lol
Newcastle total transfer budget is what we gave for Carrol! Poor Club!
LFC signing top Quality going for the title next year! Don't try to mention King Kenny's name again!

Going for the title try going for champions league at a push and the quality of players newcastle are bringing in are far superior to liverpool atm secondly im happy that we are spending a bit of carroll money theres enough of it anyway and im sure sunderland will as well lol

And as for running after free agents i think you will find he was very close to joining u but couldnt agree personal terms

Henderson for 20 million. He aint gonna win you any titles mate. You will be lucky if Carroll can stay fit and out of prison. Suarez is overated and you paid well over the odds. Any top players that do become available and want to come and play in the Prem will be going to the top 4.

Cant belive we get called deluded when you have liverpool fans like this.
Mate your not a big club anymore and your wasting massive amounts of money on overrated british talent coz you can't attract any real big names(no champions league for you) where as we are on the up and signing talented young players but not ones who necessarily require a massive transfer fee. We have a very good scouting system.

A good scouting system? Yeh right the same ones that sit and wait for the safc scouts to follow and watch what they are looking at.

Howay then what players have Newcastle started scouting that Sunderland were scouting first?

Yep yep yep we are a poor club with a wage cap and not spending but guess what we still turn up with the 3 rd highest supporters in the premiership behind the best team in premiership history mufc and arsenal and guess what we not 400 million in debt our debt is owned to the fat controller you spend another 50 million this window aswell as last window and still be 4th or 5th

18 Jun 2011 15:39:39
I don't understand why you post such a crap like Tiote will leave Newcastle. Tiote showed loyality to us once and i think he will go nowhere. Why wolud we sell him? He is the best DM in Premier league and if we want to win any trophy, we HAVE TO keep him there.

Wont sell tiote unless it was for a massive figure. the lad is pure class and affordable on his 6 year contract so all secure and safe

Liverpool are doing what we used to do years ago and spend big money on average players. We might not be spending big money but the players who we are signing sound like good up and coming players who want to play for our club.

Yeah right your selling the players that want to play for your club and signing the players that don't care. Did Gosling sign because he wanted to play for you or did he sign because you offered more money than Everton? how did that work out for ya?

In reference to the last comment you obviously no nothing about nufc and as far as gosling goes i think you'll find this season he will be fine

18 Jun 2011 15:10:50
the only reason we would sell now is for a bit of cash for Ashley's pocket or if the player wants to leave which i think is only Jose Enrique. We still have a good 30 million. Why would we cash in on players? Also if Colo gets sold it would put a downer on me for a while, even if he is the top earner, hes worth it!

(NufcSmith)

18 Jun 2011 14:34:28
why is Marveaux classed as a LM when in jan he was reported as a RM + all the footage i have found hes playing mainly on the right he is left footed tho Zog could still Happen tho expect Taylor and Barnetta in by friday and Colo before july out sadly (£80kpw wanted off wage bill) :( {Ed001's Note - he can play all over the front line and even as an attacking left back.}

18 Jun 2011 14:21:59
Jonas to leave with the arrival of Marveux?
with Ba?

Krul/Harper

Simpson Taylor Collocini M/Bengue

Hatem ben Arfa, tiote, cabaye, Marveux

Ba ?

Can see Newcastle playing 4-3-3 next season.

Harper

Simpson, Taylor, Colo, Marvelaux

Barton, Tiote, Cabaye

Ben Afra, Ba, Jonas

Subs:
Krul
Williamson
Gosling
Ameobi
Guthrie
+ Others

If that's the team u put out on the 20th can't wait looks s, , , e 2 me !

18 Jun 2011 13:31:11
Ye we overpaid for Carroll and Henderson but at least we spend money.When we stuffed you at Anfield it was that easy it i felt cheated because i thought it was gonna be competitive because of what you did to at home.But then i realised the player that did all the damage now plays for us ha ha.Never heard such a bunch of d***s who really belive that Marveax was stolen.Bet he's by far highest paid player at your cockney franchise for one reason only.FREE TRANSFER PS.In your heart of hearts.You'd take our owner over yours all day long.And i'm sure we got ripped off with Suarez as well eh ha ha.Jonny Boy

Jonny Boy, you are weird.
If you think that over paying for players is the right thing for your manager/owner to be doing, then good luck to you. It is a strategy that we employed under our previous chairman, and that didn't work out all that well. If you perceive that spending 55 million on unproven players is a thing to be proud of then you scousers must be as proud as punch at the moment. I, on the other hand would prefer we sign players that are available, that fit in with a side we are building, whilst keeping as much of our cash in reserve for players that will really make a diffence to the side.

Col

Yeh and im sure we got ripped off for tiote, ba, cabaye and marveux and the fact is how many goals did carroll score in the liverpool game yeh 1 i thought so secondly u do overpay for overated players and also i don't think u will se much of carroll will probs be injured most of the season im sure that him and gerrard will have become good pals sitting in the crowd watching u scousers get hammered by the top 4.

Cheap insults, really? Can't you do any better than that?

If you really didn't care you wouldn't be on here coming up with that load of rubbish.

I don't understand. If your not at all bothered about the lad choosing us over you, why have you come on here moaning about it so much? Psycho. oh, and can you move your caravan off me drive please.

Funny he is they are overpriced you could sign 4 quality players with 55m. and henderson is so sh!te and the only youngster who i would spend 20m or more is jack rodwell.

Whats he on

Even if Carroll didn't score it still would of bin 2-1! !

Suarez is class cannot denie that but come on man and 35 million for carroll i know he, s a geordie through and through but did we have your pants down or what. tell yer what adam johnson twice the player can play the same place and cheaper than henderson think them SMB had yer pants down too. .

18 Jun 2011 13:24:05
Arsenal v Newcastle could end up being mistaken for a Ligue 1 game if we keep going.

We've spent very little money in terms of transfer fees. I'm hoping for a BIG striker signing. . Hopefully not an injury-prone player.

It will be newcastle v arsenal because its our home game but yeah i agree with your comment lol

18 Jun 2011 12:38:22
fact reported from liverpool problem with marveaux medical but makes ye wonder why would liverpool go to sign him when they have been linked with downing and nzogbia left wingers just more of the rumours that make this site amazing to read also rumours they reckon the cockney mafia as they are called got dr legg in to do the medicals

18 Jun 2011 12:12:50
Lets have it right muppets, you're willing to offer a player 60k a week who's missed 72, yes 72 games in the last 2 seasons.We, Liverpool were offered him 40k and some earlier post said he aint injury prone.Another free transfer for ya's eh.Put it this way he probably hadn't even heard of Newcastle till his agent told him Liverpool have rumbled us, but there's some club up that only signs free transfers.They must be laughing all the way to the bank you mugs.He never chose you for your status.No one outside the prem has heard of ya's i'm afraid.When the windows closed we'll see who's spent the most money on more quality players.Not picking up other teams scraps.Mugs.Jonny Boy

We are the mugs what team payed £35 million for an alcoholic and £20 million for Henderson alot of Sunderland fans would of sold him for less than £10 million us and the mackems are joining together just to have one big laugh at you.

35m for Carroll and 20m for Henderson shows who the MUGS ARE scouser, Dogleish really knows his stuff ha ha ha ha ha

Jonny Boy.
Why are you posting on our rumour pages? Is it a case that you are fearing the worst, as King Kenny Dog Leash is spunking money up against the wall, and buying average UK based players for hugely inflated prices? Lets face things, LFC are in a similar position to us, in the fact we can no longer boast European football as a draw to our clubs. Whilst we have hit the bottom, and are now on the rise, you lot are on the slide. Kenny came in, and your side had the upsurge that occurs often when a new manager comes in. However, you have an average squad, with all of your best players on the decline.
Carroll will never complete a full season, and Henderson is s**te. Good luck this season, you will need it.

The fact is we havent offered him 60 k cause we have a wage cap of 50 secondly we are bringing in better players than u r atm 20 mil for henderson hes worth about 5 same with carroll had a good half season and u pay 35 mil for him lol u fancy taking ameobi of us im sure u will pay at leat 10 mil lol and he did choose us because of the prestige of the club just look at the fan base and the average attendances liverpool are lacking a bit with the support and the theres just no fans that can rival the geordies the the pl espically the scousers just look at stevey g and carroll were both out for the majority of the season just think how much that is in wages u lot don't have a clue u pay at least double the price for most players.

Couldnt agree with the above comment any mo! (WelshToon) lol 55m on a alcoholic crock and a average sum ball mackem

I think IF and its a bif if Carroll can stay fit and out of jail he will turn out to be a very good player. Henderson on the other hand is very average as we are seeing in the under 21's. If my manager spent 20 million on a player like that id be sacking him.

JOHNNY BOY YOUR CLEARLY A DREAMER A TYPICAL SCOUSE WHO SLEEPS ALL DAY NICKS CARS AND BURGLERS HOUSE, S ALL NIGHT AND LIVE IN THE PAST WHERE THE LIVERPOOL SLUM WHERE THE BEST TEAM OUT THERE DREAM ON SON THE MANS JUST BETTERED YER RECORD FERGIE IS THE BEST ALL TIME MANAGER OUT THERE. AND YOU, S ARE GONER WIN f*** ALL GONER WIN f*** ALL AND PAY DOUBLE WHAT A PLAYER IS WORTH. CARROL WILL FIT IN WELL BEATING UP WOMAN TAKING COCAINE AND GETTING PISSED JUST NEEDS TO BE UNEMPLOYED THEN HE, S A TRUE SCOUSE

18 Jun 2011 11:54:40
Get it right mate, it was never Dalglish signing it was Comolli who wanted him. So you won't see Dalglish teeth grinding. He went for money plain and simple he rejected 40k a week so you must be offering 60k plus. He is a average player really. We have bigger fish to fry Cabaye and Demba Ba our really average too. . .good luck with him as he you will see him more on treatment table more than he will play. . . and bin dippers ha ha ha have you seen the state of your lot on GEORDIE SHORE I'd be ashamed ha .

MarkoLFC85

You sound abit bitter mate. I hope you're enjoying your £35m crock.

Haha how the hell does geordie shore reflect the football team and secondly cabaye is easilt better than henderson and was worth about a quarter of the price and secondly u scousers were raving about this guy a couple of days ago just look at his youtube videos welcome to lfc such a good player ect u seem to have changed ur tune a bit nd of course daglish wanted him do you really think he would have a medical ect with the manager no being informed and i bet we have given him around 40k considering we have a wage cap of 50 lol he just saw the fellow frenchman and the more commited fans not u stuipid scousers.

Well said lad rather be a mackem anyday than that trash on geordie shore they are dreadful lol

Yeh but how the hell does geordie shore reflect the football supporters and secondly one was born in sunderland so is a mackem loool

18 Jun 2011 11:34:52
who is this new signing sylvian marveaux? is he any good? :)

Er no

18 Jun 2011 10:53:50
marveaux is an injury prone player why do we want him ? its reported liverpool offered him 40,000 a week but he wanted 60,000, i think pool have had a let off and pardew has f****d up again,

Marveaux is not injury prone. He had a groin problem for 1 season, which he's now had the operation to fix.

Yeah that's 2 crocks in the bag oh well

The fact is hes a class player and will make a difference and pardew has made a good signing on a free as well.

I suggest you further research marveaux, he's missed something like 72 games in the past two seasons and has had problems with calcification after muscle strains

18 Jun 2011 10:28:18
Im as excited as anyone with these signings, no doubt marveux is quality, cabaye undoubtedly and ba will score goals given the service, but i can't help thinking were taking a huge gamble with these players. Losing proven prem quality players (albeit the outgoing players probs werent/arent top 7 players) replacing them with players who might not settle and may even be upset with the weather when winter rolls around. Then theres injury records, marveux has ongoing issues with his groin, imagine ben arfa, gosling, marveux and ba all have a breakdown at crucial points of the season, oh dear. Were no further forward in my opinion, we don't seem to be strengthening rather replacing and that to me is a huge gamble. On the bright side, 3 international players in and not a penny spent yet, plenty dosh left for a couple of good goal scorers. :) Pd.

18 Jun 2011 10:08:58
Cabaye -£4.3 million, Ba - Free, Marvaux - Free. . So when will we spend the £40 million we have got for Carroll and Nolan ?. . I see an obvious pattern emerging ! !

Youre not

Give it time mate we still have 2 months or so left to spend big

18 Jun 2011 09:11:46
Those protesters aren't acting disgracefully, they're acting like big-club supporters who have yet to lose all resistance. Unlike Newcastle fans, who seem so battered by Mike Ashley they long ago realised that revolt was futile.

If any group should be unfurling threatening banners it's the Toon Army because once again Ashley has kicked their heads in just when they felt it was time to hold them high.

If you had to pick the players who've been a credit to the Geordie cause since they were relegated two years ago you'd go for Kevin Nolan and Joey Barton. They stayed when others fled. They provided the character and the fight that took Ashley's club back to the Premier League and kept them there, in a season when manager Chris Hughton and star striker Andy Carroll, were moved on.

And just as fans thought Alan Pardew might be using Carroll's £35million to build a solid squad Ashley gelignites the foundations.

Barton and Nolan are told they won't be rewarded with a decent long-term contract and can move on if they wish. Even though Pardew had said his main priority this summer was keeping hold of them. The same Pardew who assured fans in January when Carroll was sold that "all the money would be invested in the team."

And what does that investment amount to so far? Three kids with 10 first-team appearances between them given contract extensions, and the promise of a handful of cheap buys like Yohan Cabaye.

Meanwhile as Joey Barton pointed out, lamenting the loss of Nolan ("club captain, top scorer, heartbeat of team, loved the place, loved by the people") he, Jose Enrique and Jonas Gutierrez could be next out of the door.

Nolan says he dropped a division with West Ham because "the club actually wanted me and the owners put faith in me by giving me a security of contract."

So why didn't Newcastle? Beause he's too old? He's still 28 and just played the best season of his career.

Because they won't break their wage structure? Nolan wasn't asking the earth, just the going rate for a captain whose performaces had Pardew demanding to know, two months ago, why he wasn't in the England squad.

Far from seeing the good that Nolan and Barton have done for Newcastle, Ashley views them as a pair of senior shop stewards who have the audacity to question his methods.

Methods like pushing through a cost-cutting business model which dictates that when your best and most senior players ask for a bit too long on their contract sack them and look for cheaper, younger replacements.

A model which is about as ludicrous as the image of Joey Barton publically slamming it while wearing a top hat and tails at Ascot.

A model that may well see Nolan waving at Newcastle next May as he passes them on his way back up to a league they've just dropped out of.


Daily Mirror columnist this morning!

Why are people suddenly making Barton out to be some kind of saint? He was awful, and acted in a disgraceful manner during his first season, refused a pay cut when he went to prison. And now he's played 1 good season everyone is championing him? Sure, he's a good player. But don't kid yourself, Barton stayed because nobody else would have touched him with a 10 foot pole when we went down.

One of the best posts i have read on any site not sure who ye support but true mags will know ye telling the truth while those who have never been sjp will critise ye excellant post mate

Sorry-forgot to put my name on. I got this from the Mirror online, columnist: Brian Reade.

I just posted the article as I thought it was of interest. Especially after another frr has come in who hasn't played since Nov. Psycho

Why do people say barton helped us out in th champoinship with his team spirit. he played about 5 games for us in th champoinship he was crocked all season he has had one good season

18 Jun 2011 08:52:57
is it me or are we turning into arsenal signing all french players
hopefully we can win more cups than them :)