Newcastle Banter Archive August 17 2013

17 Aug 2013 22:33:15
Gunna put this to bed, it's always good to watch your rivals lose
But I did watch the game because I expected it to be 6-0 to Fulham but I was unhappy, Sunderland out played them everywhere but still lost, LOL
One shot all it takes!
They are looking like a good solid team

Our fans are saying that they will be calling for Di Canio's head so I went on there but all they seem to say is praise
BUT THEY STILL LOST

Why you putting it to bed? Sunderland were beaten at home by probably the 5th poorest team in the league. So they think with that performance they will win more than they lose. So using that logic they might win 8 games all season against the 4 poorer teams than Fulham. No mater how you dress it up they were beaten at home by a poor side. with 3 shots on target all game.

Yes they did play better. But literally every shot was outside the box. You've got more chance of scoring from a corner, and Fulham did exactly that. They took their chances, Fulham weren't at their best anyway. And that's worrying if you still can't nick a point against a team you dominated who were poor

Couple of digs their mate which is expected and majority of sunderland fans are behind pdc and it was nice to come out of the ground with people talking positives yesterday Fulham made it hard for us playing 9 men behind the ball and they defended well think they came for a draw but sneaked a goal well done to them I think they will prove a hard team to beat this season though I wouldn't like to watch that football all season. as for tomorrow night I think Newcastle have a tough game and to be honest think you will get beat but if there is a time to play city it could be their first game as they have 4 new players to bed in and it could take them a couple of games so I wouldn't be surprised if you managed to get something from the game but fancy 3-1 to city

Yup we lost but as a safc fan I can see how much improved we look and yes got beat by a goal that should not have counted as the Fulham player who scored had his hands on our players shoulders to stop him jumping, I thought that was a foul, not picked up by ref or linesmen, you lot will lose 4-0 on Monday so will be below us in the table so no bragging rights yet lads

A couple of digs? I would say facts. City away do any realistic fan think we will win. I certainly don't but you can always hope.

17 Aug 2013 18:36:12
surely surely surely he won't play Jonas at all never mind left back

You already know the answer to that question. Pardew probably ask Jonas where he wants to play.

If jonas plays left back on Monday it will just show pardew hasn't learnt from last season.

I hope that haidara or m'biwa starts at left back

NOBODY at our club has learned anything from last season.

17 Aug 2013 18:13:20
What happened to clubs keeping the same home kit for 2 years minimum? Or is it just another way of making more money?

Just the fat lad trying to bleed every last bit off the faithful before he disappears

17 Aug 2013 17:22:12
Do you think our unwashed neighbors will on talking about there new revolution tonight. They will be calling for PDC's head no doubt. Bubble has burst already. Can't hit a barn door had a good game by all accounts.

Can't hit a barn door had a good game by all accounts Are you for real. If we play anywhere near how Blunderland played we can expect a result at Cietey

Don't open your gob until after Monday
Record score so far opening day in Prem 6-0 we could beat that and be on the wrong end

I will say and write want I want and the " can't hit a barn door had a good game" was sarcasm obviously lost on you.

Obv u never saw the game then. safc dominated that game, your right about 1 thing you will be demolished on Monday and be bottom,

They won't be calling for his head. They'll be too embarrassed after thinking he's the messiah. We've got nothing to lose at city, is rather be best 5-0 by city than 1-0 to a poor Fulham side. We can beat city

I have no doubt we will get beat on Monday. But the unwashed were banging their drums about the new revolution. Beaten at home by a poor Fulham side is a huge difference to playing City away.

Yes your right I didn't see the Sunderland. You couldn't pay me enough to watch that rubbish.

A poor fulham side> my god the deluded mugpies are out today!

No u just pay Ashley for worse, lol that Fulham side will destroy you, just like everyone else in the league, 3 games in you be rock bottom then kinnear will step in and take u down to fizzypop league 2 :)

Bet you saw them in the last derby match though.

Poor deluded mackems have got there crystal balls out again. Put them away they have done you no good in the past. Beaten by a poor Fulham side and they look to mock us. Grasping at straws already after only 1 game.

Well mate how wrong you are as usual. majority of sunderland fans came our of the ground looking at all the positives from yesterdays game I can't remember many Newcastle fans coming on here and praising their team after losing. yes we found it hard to break down a well organised Fulham team who played most of the game with 9 men behind the ball and i'm sure we won't be the only team to have that problem this season. as for pdc the guy actually does know a lot about the game as he has stated all week he is on the look out for a creative midfield player which was apparent yesterday which is a lot more than I can say for a lot of fifa managers on here who are shouting for centre forwards from a team who conceded nearly 70 goals I think the defence needs addressing as well as for sunderland fans we accept defeat like men and don't go smashing our own town up when we lose games.

You were doing quite well at first and I pretty much agreed with your statements until you went and spoilt it all with that rubbish at the end.

17 Aug 2013 16:44:44
Here is my idea, there is estimated to be 6 million NUFC fans in the world. If every put in a £3. 50 donation we could sign ince-8mill, alderweireld-5mill and ideye-7mill. Solved then I can look at Newcastle rumours when I am at home from work and be happy :D

Would never happen mate unfortunately.

Why should we when Ashley could buy all of them without noticing any effect on his wallet

Nobody wants to invest in a comedy circus!

Would much rather everyone put £50 in and buy out this disastrous owner.

The guy has money which nobody denies but the majority of his wealth belongs in shares of companies and not in readies lads

Shouldn't stop him making some decent player purchases as other 'skint' owners seem to be doing at the moment.
(And don't give me the usual 'but they may go like Leeds and Portsmouth' rubbish).

17 Aug 2013 14:46:43
Newcastle United being mooted as a back drop
for The Muppets Perfect Setting
Joker still can't decide if his desk should be facing
the door or the wall, what a Dilemma bit like Nero
fiddling & the captain of the Titanic
Putting his finger in the hole.

17 Aug 2013 13:39:04
Ashley ready to sell???? how many times have we heard this now? would love to think it is true. good riddance fat mike.

17 Aug 2013 12:02:42
Have to say, I almost feel sorry for that Sunderland lot now. They are still calling for Danny Rose, they would probably be on 7th heaven if they signed him too.

A 2nd rate left back, too short for the role; that is a rookie at Spurs lol. That is the best Sunderland can ever hope for.

Is that all you can muster up to post on our banter page, things must hunky dory at the toon then, is it?Mark-m.

Rose is a quality left back, remember him having your attacks in he's pocket? Although that wasn't hard. We would be happy with signing him delighted.

But I would worry about your own team that nearly got relegated, has a Muppet in charge of the team, club, transfers, in pardew, Ashley, kinnear. Has not improved the squad but everyone else has. Your going down if you don't make two or three signings, remy is injured, then in prison.

Lets see if you feel sorry for sunderland at the end of the season, I think not more jealous. Our manager was in the bridges shopping centre yesterday talking to fans AND promised a trophy within two to three years. Now I'm not expecting one but that confidence is giving our fans joy and belief, were enjoying our football. I bet your not.

Haha I agree

Deluded mackems blinded by every single transfer window, seeing it as a revolution, they've had about 3 "revolutions" or circuses now and they've still been fighting relegation.

Rose looks like a galactico in that rubbish Sunderland side, but that is not difficult.

Truth be told, Rose isn't really that good. Spurs will likely dump him soon. But sure, probably good enough for Sunderland.

Sunderland buy all the players that are failed at the top of the table.

Remind me again- what team finished below us after 38 games, had a full-back called Rosebud or something. Vic

I guarantee even after losing to fulham today that sunderland will finish above newcastle.

And you tried to sign Bent who failed at the bottom of the table.

Sir, you can guess, you can forecast, you can speculate but you can't guarantee anything.

17 Aug 2013 01:28:46
Newcastle have absolutely no ambition!

Look at Liverpool. They aren't in Europe but look at the players they are signing/attracting.

Pardew say we can't compete financially with the top 6, but we are not even competing with the top 12.

We have defo go a long awful season ahead. Is annoying me already and the league hasn't even kicked off yet.

Pardew talking of trying to win at Man City. Which means its going to be a heavy defeat.

It's Ashley who has no ambition, we're so stubborn that even the top 18 are ahead of us in terms of ambition. Smaller clubs like Swansea, west ham, Cardiff, hull, Sunderland, Norwich are showing that they want to become an established premier league side. Don't get me wrong here, we have a very good squad, and they seem to have bonded very well. But there's players like Williamson, Jonas, gosling, ameobi, obertan need to be replaced with better quality.

Must be that time of the month again lol.

Newcastle has ambition BUT ashley hasn't going to take us down

You say smaller clubs, but your team also comes under that bracket your on same level if not below most of the teams u mentioned, tell me who have you bought this season? every other small team as you say has improved there teams.

We're talking about small clubs as in reputation, newcastle with their reputation should be fighting for europa league every season.

Liverpool sell Downing, Carroll and Suarez about to follow.

Skrtel is also being sold, and Agger may go to Barca.

Yep, look at all that Liverpool ambition.

Some clubs have made one or two signings (and one club has signed a whole new team) but it remains to be seen whether they are any better for it. West Brom have gambled on a near-geriatric Anelka, Norwich have signed three without PL experience and paid out a lot of money, and Swansea have also paid a lot for an untried Bony. Meanwhile, all the top clubs are, like us, struggling to land their targets. As for the Unwashed, it isn't the number of signings that matters, it's the quality. Vic

All the top clubs, like us? Dream on fella. Another 1992 er who has mislaid the last few years.

Try reading all of the words. I didn't say we are a top team. You missed out the 'are'.