Newcastle Banter Archive August 17 2011

17 Aug 2011 23:36:44
Personal information
Full name Darnel Situ-Buyente
Date of birth 18 March 1992 (age 19)
Place of birth Rouen, France
Height 1.87 m (6 ft 2 in)
Playing position Centre back
Club information
Current club Lens
Number 25
Youth career
1999�2003 Saint-�tienne du Rouvray
2003�2009 Lens
Senior career*
Years Team Apps� (Gls)�
2009� Lens 0 (0)
National team�
2007�2008 France U16 11 (2)
2008�2009 France U17 17 (3)
2009�2010 France U18 9 (1)
2010�2011 France U19 12 (1)
* Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only and correct as of 13 October 2010.
� Appearances (Goals).
� National team caps and goals correct as of 22 April 2011 held talks with SIR AF could not reach agreement

This our new striker? His record looks about right :P

17 Aug 2011 22:32:25
Newcastle to prepare for Championship
football next season by lower their sights
on transfer targets.
Newcastle scouts spotted at the Gateshead game last night haha.....
Can't wait for Saturday

{Ed042's Note - It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.. do you even know why they were there mate?}

For a friendly res match that happened to night where Both Shane Ferguson and Sylvain Marveaux completed 90 minutes to give Alan Pardew a boost, while the Magpies fielded two trialists in defence, identified by the official website as Darnel Situ and William Remy

{Ed042's Note - Thank you}

17 Aug 2011 21:27:31
Nicky Maynard scores 2 and misses penalty. For me this guy should be targeted by us. Every time I watch him he always impresses me, he's quick direct scores goals for fun inside and outside the box. He is the type of player who we are crying out for, won't cost the earth and will do a good job for us in my opinion. What u think ed?

{Ed042's Note - I do like Maynard, always hard to say whether a striker can make the step up but he`d be a great option to have when playing two up front}

17 Aug 2011 18:51:15
truth be told we will be luck to bring sumone else in if no movement this week then highly doubt we will sign anyone nd this is the truth because the asking price will just go up as there is less time left to buy and we all know ma will not pay over the odds for players simple

Ed do u think this will be the case mate

{Ed042's Note - Simple answer mate, No. Thats not generally how it works, especially with players showing a desire to leave their clubs, case and point being Jose Enrique, was valued at £10m plus a month before he went for £5.5m.. it can be the case in certain situations but its not that black and white, based solely on individual deals and circumstances.. deadline day itself is the only day in which this train of thought applies}

17 Aug 2011 14:49:27
Can we not just try and get a player who's name I can pronounce ffs

Why can't you pronounce ba? ( bu-ah) there you go.

Or smiff or broon ? lol

Its not bu-ah its baah as in sheep ha

Ain't technology great.. Don't even have to be able to pronounce it. Just spell it..

17 Aug 2011 14:20:07
I dont think pieters is a bad player but i would much prefer to see cissokho join for the extra money as he is full of class. What do you think ?

17 Aug 2011 13:19:32
It sickens me that once again we are starting the season with Shola Ameobi as one of our starting strikers. I'm sorry but the guy isn't good enough and never has been. He did ok in The championship as that's probably his level. He's slow, clumsy, has poor positional play and injury prone. It shows how this club hasn't gone forward at all the fact that he is still getting a game and a new contract. He wouldn't get in any other teams in the premiership except perhaps newly promoted clubs. Sorry, rant over. Toon Toon.

Completley agree, he manages to score now and again but generally he gives nothing to the game, dont even think he is championship material,because im living in wales at the moment i go to watch cardiff a lot and ive seen lots of players better than Shola

Hes due one of his 3 good games a seson at the weekend

17 Aug 2011 11:06:11
U
I have defended MA on here but I am losing any faith I had left.
1. We let Enrique go for 4m less than he was worth.
2. We do not have a replacement lined up
3. We let our promising young replacement for LB go on loan at the same time
4. We identify Pieters and Cissoko yet are stupid enough to think we can get them on the cheap.
5. We see
Ll Carroll for a huge amount with promises to re invest in the side side.
6. Six and a half months later we have replaced him with an ineffective free transfer in Ba and are now scratching around for someone else without being willing to pay the going rate.

I do not blame Pardew, his hands are tied and I am sure he has been lied to just like Kk, Hughton, Shearer by the board but the mis management of the clubs playing staff by the Directors is frankly criminal.

From Matthew Normans The 101 Most Infuriating Things In Sport : “By any formula comparing fan base and revenue to silverware, Newcastle United is historically the planet’s least successful football club. Apart from headline-grabbing comic mismanagement of the sort so expertly provided by owner Mike Ashley, fake eccentricity is the only means of retaining any interest from a media and public that would otherwise have tired long ago of the club’s grandiose claims to relevance.” Say no more.

17 Aug 2011 10:22:14
man city want £2 million loan fee for wayne bridge bollocks to that put £5 million to that and go out and buy us the left back we need Mr Ashley .....geordie tom

17 Aug 2011 08:43:04
1 striker who will not be signing for the Toon is Keirrison. He has just signed a 6 month loan deal with Cruzeiro in Brazil.

Also, I noticed Cissokho was playing with Lyon last night in their Champions League qualifier and I think if he was set to leave the club the would have left him out the starting lineup?

I really hope we at least get a left back before Sat, we are leaving it really late

Geo

17 Aug 2011 02:16:13
looks like cissoko has handed in a transfer request hope he comes to newcastle would be a hell of a signing as for the striker dont think we will sign one to be honest alan pardew clearly states we need an injection of pace in the team so why bendtner and this maiga if your going to try and sign someone my 1st person would be loic remy quick good scoring record and french think he is only on 40,000 a week so we could match that easy think he is available for around 12 million euros and has potential profit sell on value need a striker and left back
before saturday

When are yous mags goin 2 realise that just cos yous name a good player doesnt mean he wants 2 cum nd play 4 yous yous are a badly run club who hav no direction so why would they want 2 ?

Ruiz scored yesterday for fc twente in qualifier. We should be working to the bone to get this player. Although he's tall hes very quick, he plays as a winger for fc but can play as a striker. Think he scored 9 goals last season from wing position. Wants to try himself in epl. Would cost a bit over ten million but is miles better than the other tall average players we're targeting.

Ruiz has scored has 33 goals in 61 appearances for twente in the last season scoring 24 the season before last.