Newcastle Banter Archive April 15 2013

15 Apr 2013 15:42:33
not come on to gloat lads but I can't believe how easy we beat you's yesterday cabaye was poor, sissoko made some good runs but his final ball was awful. tiote brushed aside easy by Larsson, gouffran lucky to stay on the field was rubbish out wide. marveaux never got a look in taylor could do with losing a stone or 2, cisse never got much service debuchy very poor defending and going forward. shola I know he has done well against us in the past but he looked like someone who has never played football before as for ben arfa pardew wants to watch what his doing with this lad he is class act I love watching him play but he was no way fit enough to play in a game like yesterday. anyway hopefully that win gives us a good chance to be playing the tyne wear derbies next season lads

Sunderland's shooting was much better, and that was the difference.

We are a much bigger club so it means more to your players to win this game, due to it being the only glory you play for every season.

It is quite a come down from playing Benfica a few days earlier to play a team with the likes of Bramble & the ginger IRA supporter that nobody cares about etc.

I am sure our players will put that straight next season, if you are still in the same division as us that is. LOL

Dont butter your self up mate we playe 2 and half times more games than yous and on average 2 to 3 games a week pity it will never happing in your life time Newcastle airport is more than a place to take yous on backy runs son

Sunderlands shooting was better. A bigger club. Deluded bitter geordie. Have you seen your run in? 3 AWAY games and your poor away record. Home games against liverpool and arsenal. I would be worried if I was you your more likely to go down than. us. We will not only stay up comfortably we will compete for cups and the european places next season. Paolo will make us the fittest team in the league next season and we will invest in the squad. Oh yeah and our 6 League titles say your not a bigger club.

Well that airport won't be getting used next season and if your players don't pick themselves up over the last 5 games you could use it for short distant flights to leeds Middlesbrough and Sheffield. as for playing to many games in the season and your players feeling tired most supporters around the country were warning Newcastle that there squad wasn't big enough to compete in all those games

Bitter. Bitter. Bitter.
Fancy our run in compared to yours.
Hopefully Sunderland continue to fly high, whilst your lot on a downer.
Me thinks that the bitterness stems from worry. You could even join Boro in the lower leagues.

15 Apr 2013 14:35:10
Firstly I think Pardew is very negative. We have a squad of ball playing footballers HBA/Marveaux/Goufran/Sissoko/Cabaye YET our manager insists on hoofball! Sissoko murdered Chelsea from the right wing so Pardew plays him on his weaker left. Marvaeux, lovely left foot, so play him on the weaker right. ONE up front, yes ONE! And he is offside 80% of the time. Jonas left back? Haderia on bench? Personally, if we stay up, I would say thanks Alan but you have took us as far as you can. Blanc/Benitez/Moyes are just three managers who could take our squad forward with FOOTBALL not HOOFBALL.

Gutierrez played left back for Argentina.

To be honest, the team we put out yesterday playing a 4-2-3-1 system should have been able to beat Sunderland.

You cannot even compare the squads.

The tactics and team selection do not seem to be the problem, I am assuming the problems must be going on at the training ground.

By my guess we are scoring about 1 corner from every 250/300 floated in crosses. So why are we still floating in crosses instead of playing the ball short?

I think what is becoming apparent with our problems taking corners is big indicator of what the bigger problems are, and that is not addressing the problems and keeping the same approach even when it does not work.

We also played a top quality side in the form of Benfica only 3 days before. There are obviously issues in lots of areas, delivery, tactics, player performance, team selection. To blame one person, whether that be Pardew, Cabaye or whoever, is ridiculous. However, there are clearly problems and they need to be addressed by all of the coaching staff and individual players. Let's just write this season off and hope that with some summer investment we can have another season like last year. Keep the faith.

15 Apr 2013 14:10:47
We need a major summer clearout LITERALLY!
We need a goalkeeper, 2 new full backs, 2 new centre backs, a striker, a PROPER winger (maybe santon), maybe a flairy playmaker.
IN:
Youth goalkeeper 1-3m
Rose 4m (Ino he played for sunderland but he's been very good, also gives santon the chance to play as a winger)
Lowton 3m
Douglas Free
Sakho 8m
Aubameyang 12m/Remy 8m
Jeremain Lens 6m (pacey, and can play striker)
Maybe Lallana 7m
OUT:
Jonas 3m
Coloccini
Simpson free
Gosling 2m
Williamson 1m
Obertan 3m
Harper free
Abeid
Maybe Tiote 10m
Maybe santon 12m (Because he'll want to leave if milan come in)
Shola Ameobi
Amalfitano 1m
Probs won't get all those players in and out BUT
All those players I listed in the ins, have good potential, and would give our squad a breathe of fresh air, a bit more desire, and competition.
Would love to see lowton and rose, both showing great potential. Douglas because he will be on the cheap, aubameyang because he's tall quick and has a lot of flair, not as much pressure on cisse. Lens is also a player similar to marveaux.
I'd be buzzing if that was our squad for next season.
HTL

Are you on f*****g drug's which right minded manager would give 3m for obertan would be extremely luck to receive a fee for him also 3m for Jonas who's leg's have gone and it would take at least nearly double the 4m you have quoted for rose who is better than santon who you have put a ridiculous price on have you actually watched newcastle this season 10m for tiote who has be appalling this season and was over run by Larsson yesterday who is not even a central midfielder

15 Apr 2013 11:34:40
Suddenly it is Newcastle who have the worst run in. 2 home games left against Liverpool and Arsenal. 3 away, West Brom, West Ham and QPR. So with your terrible away record and possibly no points at home you may well be facing relegation. Hope you remember this when you are slating Sunderland.

We will beat West Brom, when we play bad we are bad, but we always bounce back because of the quality in the team.

Everton will make light work of you next Saturday.

One game is not going to change things for Sunderland, if you had beaten another team 3-0 I would have said well done, but, the fact you beat Newcastle, your game of the season, suggests that it will business as usual against everyone else.

Quality in the team, ha ha, we will see, and all of a sudden you will start winning away from Sid James park, if that's the case you don't have any worries at all.

15 Apr 2013 09:07:35
after watching yesterdays game it was a bit like after the lord mayors show ( after playing well against benfica ) the ref ripped us off cisse's goal was legit ) niall quinn very biased against us done my heed in all thru the match. cabaye looked donald ducked from the kick off ( carrying an injury? ) anyway they won move on next match west brom ( ill take a draw from that game ) last thing cisse needs some help up front. geordie tom

I am starting to wonder if Tiote coming into the team upset things, he was the only player that was in that was not involved in the Benfica game.

I do not think Tiote had a terrible game, but I worry about the amount of time he spends on the ball in the position he plays in, Tiote ends up doing most of our passing out from the back.

Mbiwa seems to be our only defender that can bring the ball out from the back with any poise, and Mbiwa's long balls are very good too.

Tom - Ref ripped both teams off - what if he gives Cisse's goal but gives Sunderland the penalties - your papering over very wide cracks.

I know m8 but the refs ar'nt consistent cost ( not just us ) points games status in the premier league ect. we didn't turn up for the game m8 ( think the players read the hype ) geordie tom