Newcastle Banter Archive April 14 2013

14 Apr 2013 22:57:23
I think what we're missing at the moment is flair. ok benny is one, sissokos a powerhouse, but who else? Don't say gouffran because he's not. Even sunderland had more spark, sessegnon and Johnson. I'd buy taarabt, if we could afford him. Although he's greedy he's one who could lift the crowd. I don't want someone like siem de jong who are slow. Maybe even n'zogbia, you know?

Anyway, I thinly HBA would be better off behind cisse, I can see that working quite well. So maybe for Wba:
Elliot
Debuchy Taylor Mbiwa Raylor/santon
Sissoko Cabaye Tiote Gouffran
Ben Arfa
Cisse
Hopefully the players can regain their fitness for west brom, its a hard game but its a must win plus we need to improve our away form.

Is Marveaux not a flair player?

When you post that you want to buy Taarabt, your opinion becomes invalid. Useless.

''taarabt''

Good lord NO!

Have you seen him play recently?

He is a useless, lazy lump.

Overweight, has no heart.

Tries to do everything on his own, won't pass, showboats and always gives the ball away, cannot shoot. Complete waster.

Taarabt is a sulker and has a terrible personality, he is everything we do not want.

Marveaux - flair player! No

Tiote hasn't played well for ages put anita there full back Hadiara left wing Marveaux

14 Apr 2013 18:45:32
Are you trying to take on Millwall for the title of biggest thugs in football?
What is this disgraceful behaviour about? there is no need for it, attacking police officers just because you're a bunch of sore losers. get a grip!

Can't wait til we beat you on the last day of the season, what a shame that your probably going to stay up.

Wembley Gooner (WG)

Why are you addressing that to the majaroty of fans when it's the minority that bring shame. That post just serves to make you look mean spirited. My nephew is an Arsenal fan so I at least know some have class enough to not make sweeping assumptions on a whole fan base.

To the Wembley Gooner, as the reply to your post indicates that the minority spoil it for the majority.
The report suggests 29 arrests from a crowd of 52,000.
Absolutley ridiculous persons whom probably never even attended the game.
As for us being sore loser, who you kidding, the amount of crap we have put up with over the years and still fill our ground shows we are a very loyal and dedicated to our club.
So stop being arrogant and presume your going to beat us, because if I remember right it was quite recent you lot of persons were booing Wenger and the team, and you were still in the top 5.
so go and crawl back under your opinionated rock and take your silly comments with you.
Toonlol

Never had any trouble involving arsenal fans. I doubt it! Those found guilty of criminal offences will be rightly charged. But as the previous poster said, its a minority!

Never much trouble at Arsenal, thier support is made up of corporate execs and glory hunters, most of thier fans live all over the country. I have worked in both Newcastle and Sunderland, both fine people, they just can't get on for 90 mins every weekend.

Arsenal - the New Prawn sandwich brigade.

14 Apr 2013 19:04:55
Any truth behind Cabaye going to Manchester United for around 20 mil? After todays performance, they can have him for that!

14 Apr 2013 18:59:05
Pardew was tactically outsmarted and owned today. no plan b, or if there is one its bring on shola and hoof it.

reasons why pardew should be sacked in the summer:
1) no motivation.
2) blames europa league all the time.
3) no excuses for losing to a weaker side at home.
4) plays jonas at left back wtf?
5) Cannot get the best out of average players.
6) cannot cope against underdog teams (e. g stevenage, brighton, sunderland)
7) As I said, no plan B.
What we need is a manager who knows how to motivate a team, give them confidence. Play stylish attacking football, knows how to setup a team.
Choices: Hopefully Moyes, blanc who is someone who would work well with all of our players. I dunno, give me others.
But the thing is, I can't see pardew being sacked, as it would be very expensive and half of our transfer budget would be gone.

I dunno, maybe this was just an off day, I really don't know, but what I do know is, is that as our best players are coming back, and hopefully we'll play 433, there's no reason why shouldn't win at least 3 of our remaining 5 or 6 games or whatever it is.

but right now we need to stick behind the lads, forget this game and move on.

14 Apr 2013 16:17:01
Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Makums were up for it and tactically better with inferior players. Hold your heads in shame! Marcus in Shields.

Hardly inferior.
Under performing.
Sound fermiliar?

Alan pardew s teams do not play football there has been no football played since sir bob pardew plays sissiko up off ciise he's a defence midfielder Jonas is no left back no urgency in his teams mr Ashley needs to look at this he's been there two and half years and really no progress you can't blame being tired ther professional

150000 fans paid to watch 3 games over 1 week. Words of AP along with the team is tired NO OTHER club in Europe brought this is up

We have an owner intent on making money and it will becone apparent in the summer 45m+ from sales 25M to buy players if we are lucky (that does not include 60m from TV and the following seasons gates and tv)

Our performance today did not surprise me we have struggled for goals all season. Cisse pops up and then misses a hatful. We can still go down WELL DONE Ashley inept owner and AP playing Jonas at LB was suicide. Hopeless loss against a run of the mill side just like Reading

BITTER. BITTER. BITTER.
If we are mediocre, then what are you?
We have come to life because of PDC.
We have underperformed all season.
You are only 2 points ahead.
We could finish above you now.
Our chances of success under PDC are far better than yours under Pratdew.
His comments are
TIRED, TIRED, TIRED.
LOL.

Cockney Mafia out!

Hey Jeez,

Fair play Sunderland won the derby, Newcastel were obviously poor and barely showed up. However, You're mediocre because you're down the bottom end of the league. This makes Newcastle slightly less mediocre than Sunderland because they're slightly higher in the league.

Your last comment is a pretty bold statement considering your new manager is 2 games into his tenure and has only previously managed Swindon Town. Think about it, yes you beat Newcastle because it's a hugely significant, passionate fixture. That suits Di Canio to the ground I'd say. Let's jsut wait and see what happens.

14 Apr 2013 16:11:08
Do us all a favour pardew and piss off! your tactical ineptness is laughable and your insistence on playin jonas is scandalous. What must players on the bench think seein that useless git playin instead of them. How dare you blame it on fatigue when only back in January YOU said you couldn't use it as an excuse anymore after our January spending! Please please bugger off your a 1 season wonder and now your lack of tactical nowse has been found out and WE are payin the price!

Just how does it feel to lose 3-0 at home to one of the most irrelevant clubs in the premier league?

As you can see from this post, pretty infuriating, you wee smart arse.

14 Apr 2013 16:04:12
reality check for the mags. You where garbage.

Totally agree drastic measures needed manager has lost plot. c'mon fat mike pull the trigger while there's still time

14 Apr 2013 15:18:58
Oh well I remember AP post match interview against everton at goodison saying the point may prove important come the end of the season. I guess it may well do it might just keep you up. LOL

Bluenose

French foreign legion 0. Italian gladiators 3. Ha Ha totally outplayed.

14 Apr 2013 15:03:53
You can have no excuses sunderland fully deserved the win.

Di canio is going to do something special, its different this time ie we said the same under Keane and O'Neill. Dicanio is not only passionate and confident he is similar to mourinho he backs up what he says.

I believe he could not only keep us up, he will keep us up, but with summer investment and we will be the fittest team in the league next season we will compete for silverwear.
No I'm not deluded, I'm not getting carried away, I'm not running before I can walk. He is special. A wildcard that will work.

We had big players missing, newcastle were full strength. we went to war, we wanted it more.

You can talk about cisse not offside, sunderland also should of had two penalties and unlucky with some decisions.

Lastly, I wish krul a speedy recovery was a nasty one.

This is exactly what happened with o'neil, we'll see what happens next season.

Oneill was a past it dinosaur living off old glories, Dicanio is a bright, ambitious, talented, passionate manager. The opposite of O'Neill.

He will prove himself.

14 Apr 2013 14:15:41
Well, let's hear Newcastle fans' excuses for this one?

Second best to everything! Dominated all over the pitch! Everytime sunderland broke they had as many, if not more attackers than we had defending! Humiliated!

STaylor - rubbish!

Cabaye - rubbish!

Shola - rubbish!

Marveaux - rubbish!

Gouffran - Worst of all!!

Only debuchy was semi-decent today!

Looking forward to the person who was lauding Pardews tactical brilliance after Thursdays exit from Europa! No doubt he'll say, well if we won. the tactics would have been spot on. but because we didn't people will criticise!

Why oh why bring Shola on at half time. no work rate, no control or touch. no pace. NOTHING!!

Humiliating. didn't even make it hard for Sunderland!


Need to change at least half that team for next season or it'll be another massive struggle. that's if we stay up! We are really on teams below not picking up points. our luck of 90+ min winners is over!

EMBO

After the Benfica Game.

Exhibit. A.

''Hardly bang on considering we finished the game exactly where we started. 2 goals behind!

Bang on tactics would have seen us go through!

EMBO''

So tell us Embo, who was the one that said:

''No doubt he'll say, well if we won. the tactics would have been spot on''

You really are confused.

Must have been watching a different match
Goal had stops different story at times embarrasing the amount of pocession Newcastle had
Happy for Blunderland always knew we would keep them up

And he your manager on 7 year contract is that correct? LOL

Bluenose

Take ya blinkers of you deluded geordie. Goofy should have been sent of first hallf and taylor tried to swap shirts with graham for a stone wall penalty.

''No doubt he'll say, well if we won. the tactics would have been spot on''

Whoever said Pardew had bang on tactics said this!

Who had embarrassing amounts of possesion!?

Slate the players if you want there is only one man to blame pardew out.

Pardew out it will cost a fortune to pay off his contract.

You expect the home team to have the majority possesion, but you did sod all with it.

Didnt do much with all that posession.

It is pretty simple.

The tactics for the Benfica game were correct.

The tactics for the Sunderland game were not.

Not that difficult to understand.

The tactics for the Benfica game were as bad as those in the Sland game!

Both Shockin!

Pardew not up to standard. not even close!

14 Apr 2013 14:04:45
Reasons why we have lost this derby:
1) Its always harder when you're at home, because the away side are underdogs i. e sunderland.
2) Pardew got tactically outsmarted by a facist git.
3) What was this tactic of hoofball? ino why we're playing it, its because the players are lacking fitness, and are lost confidence, do you know why? well if you watch the match live on tv sports, you'd understand, as you had ed chamberlain or whoever he is, gary neville and jamie redknapp rimlikcing di canio. that's what ruined it for us. it was all about how animated di canio is and how he's so "passionate". Secondly, we also had niall quinn as co-comentator, so I probably don't need to tell you what he was saying.
4) Cisse wasn't offside, referee was against us today, as howard webb always is.
5) We played too deep, cabaye really needs to be pushed up, sissoko was brill today, and tiote had a fairly good game, just that he was left on his own in midfield.
6) Gutierrez, I will kill myself if I still see him in september. Why doesn't pardew just have faith in the poor lad haidara?

I mean take it when spurs beat arsenal 2-1 this season, er ehm, I mean bale beat arsenal 2-1. Everyone was rimlicknig bale, so arsenal were up against it even though they played way better than spurs.

We also dominated most of the game, its just that the annoyingly get 10 men behind the ball and attack with max 3 players. I could tell the players were tired, but now next season, I will guarantee you it will be a different story, whether pardew is still manager or not, it will be a different story. But sunderland will never have that match fitness or injuries problem, because they'll never be in europe.
Our players panicked today so they just played it more direct, and it just doesn't work.
Solution: Forget about the game, its a one off, and sunderland didn't deserve it. We don't have to concentrate on what sunderland are going to do, just ourselves in the last 5 games, because now we're not going to come up against a side anymore that their managers being rimlikced so then no one cares about us. I really think we need to go back to basics and play 4-3-3 method, it worked a treat, and a midfield of tiote and sissoko, with cabs just in front is beast!
We haven't had time to gel, so over the next few games and summer we can start to play a bit more fluidly (as long as we don't play hoof ball).
All sunderland did today was play us on the counter, wait for the chance to come (jonas), and only have 3 men attacking. Referee was against us today, and again with everyone rimlikcing di canio, that's what ruined it for us.
Geordie moses

Best team won & scored 3 good goals
Forget about another officials Blunder it was a goal but we could not as usual score we deservid to get Beat by a very inept Sunderland team

Happy to see them happy they have had a woeful season but we have made ours very poor well done Ashley we should be burying teams like this Swansea and Reading and W Ham

Geordie Moses. u r away with the fairies!

How does the pundits influence the game. they were not playing and sunderland did deserve to win they had more fight. we were tired. tactics were wrong. we were sh*t. I am a mag through and through not a mackem so don't suggest. it we did not play well enough. take it on the chin like they normally do

Cabeye looks more like the unknown french man rather than the 25m player. Been v poor last few weeks

It does, because all the talk in the papers and stuff they just get all hyped about di canio. But remember, this was exactly how o'neil started and look how it ended, winning the derby does not make him a great manager.

Tired? 5 fresh players today poor losers

Everyone was tired today and had no desire simple as.

No excuses. Out played.
Have read comments on Jonas and have to agree he is shocking.
Going to be an exciting run in.

Geordie Moses you are either extremely intoxicated or very short sighted decide which if the latter book an eye test immediately please Howard Webb may have ruled out a good goal on the linesman call but didn't he miss Taylor's pathetic dive when sessegnon beat him for pace early on leaving him one on one with krul also the same Taylor that was trying to swap shirt's with graham before half time and lunged in late on mignolet only to be giving a very weak yellow card taking of poor challenge's what about the one from gouffran on Johnson Webb again bottled the decision second half again a straight forward decision when yanga mbiwa handed must have thought he was flagging a plane down did your telly go off on all these incident's poor decision's newcastle 1 sunderland 5 you should be thanking mr Webb that you's didn't take a deserved hammering now be a man and accept the result god know's we've had to

And Geordie Moses. how does Quinn commentating. or Rednkapp prasining DiCanio affect the outcome?

Ur off your rocker!

14 Apr 2013 12:59:41
So goufran was stumbling backwards looking away from the ball. Why are people saying that was red?

He was trying to trap it, it wasn't a challenge. Ridiculous over hype.

14 Apr 2013 12:34:26
Sunderlands tactic: wait for gutierrez to make a mistake.

Bring on benny second half, tear them apart.

Wasn't Jonas mistake to give the ball away mate

Sorry mate it was Jonas poor ball

Newcastle all over them 2 week Jonas & Guffy 1st half
Benny needed

Gutierrez cost us two goals there! Fantastic player.

Well Benny didn't dfo it.

14 Apr 2013 10:47:35
Haha LMAO, look on NUFCblog, one of the posts, its got this picture of a group of benfica fans holding up a small banner saying:
"I can confirm that there are no mackems at the stadium of light!"
Benfica lad! happy days!