Newcastle Banter Archive August 13 2011
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13 Aug 2011 21:34:21
Lots of praise for JB none mention how poor he was with the deadball situations he took (unusualy) Thought he left to much space between himself and Simpson who was decent 7.Overall thought JB was 7.RAylor battled playing LB but clearly it is his wrong side but he hung in 7
Thought SAylor & Colocini were rock solid 9 Krul was good but didnt think he cleared out quick enough to start counter attacks 8. Jonas played very resonsibly on his defensive duties didn't quite do as well in the attack 7.Ba & Shola are to similar and neither twigged Gunners were 5 yards off the half way line so were offside X many 6. Obertan is quick and works hard for those who said he was a Routledge you were a mile away.This is a player who will win games for us 8.
Tiote ranged from brilliant to poor didn,t quite look as comfortable as last season clearly needs more game time 6. Cabeye also showed both ends of the game but overall he oozes class with his passing and is'nt afraid to put his foot in 7.
Report would say satisfactory but can do better and overall left the ground feeling that we have the fundimentals in the squad to have a successfull season if we get the LB and a pacy striker as promised.
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We were never going to see the best of Cabaye against a team that keeps possession of the ball for fun we will see him at his best when he can get on the ball more. Thought Krul did great with what he did do.
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I think shola played well however he was isolated.he won headers left right and centre but no-one was there to pick up the pieces. and tiote played a much betta game than cabaye, he did his job, won tackles and when ever he got the ball, straight away it wud be passed on to the free man. i think ur ratings are wrong for them 2.
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Guy above, tiote was lucky, as does no one remember that crap pass he played which was intersepted and Arsenal nearly scored. Also in my honest opinion gervinho should have got the penalty as it was a foul in the box. However no one can argue in the aftermath he should have been sent off. Overall poor display by tiote but he's still in my opinion the 2nd best DM in the EPL, and I hope he dominates the mackems next week. Scottoon
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13 Aug 2011 21:17:48
great result today, bring on the makems. a new striker and left back would be useful before the derby though.
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Great result? you were at HOME to an arsenal team whos confidence and mindset are way low, missing SEVEN first team players, again you cheated to get one sent off and still couldnt beat the ten men. if you happy with that so be it. please play like that next week so we can wallop yous
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Wait till next week smb toon 4 ever
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Gervinho was the real cheat cos diving is not on.
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But tiote caught him and he should of got his 2nd yellow, then Barton should of been sent off for being an idiot. can't remember you lot having a shot on target. Prepare to get beat off us this sat SGBS
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13 Aug 2011 21:11:06
open your eyes,gervinho should have got a nailed.,on pen,instead he gets sent off,bartons problem was he tried to rough up song but the opposite happened,song had barton in his pocket he was immense today,so the wee weasel barton thought he rough up the arsenal new boyrobbie savage in disguise me thinks,no wonder hes disliked.disgrace
trev the gooner
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Are you saying if a player gets "roughed up" it's ok to stamp on someone maybe you should check the Newcastle v Wolves game last season everyone of their players targeted Joey and he didn't react. Also Messi gets kicked to pieces every game but he rises above it and doesn't stamp on players.
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Barton was on the wing for all of the 1st half and half of the second. so song hardly had him in his pocket, they were in ddifferent positions and the only time song had him was when he horribley stamped on him scum.
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Wonder what you would say if Barton had stamped on Song or did you miss that..your a bunch of.... whinging...stamping....diving...cockney ??s
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Do you expect any of us to care about your craic mate? Gervinho deserved it.
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So what your saying is song should of stayed on the pitch ...stomping on another player ( makes him a coward in my book ) gervinho glad we didnt get him plenty skill no end pruduct...so trevor piss off back to your own site ( bet your not even from london bonny lad
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Can you type out of your bottom as well as talk out of it?? Jog on Bonny lad
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Shut up you goon, it was never a penalty you lot were terrible mid table for you's europa and a very long shot
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Ha ha ha ha Are you Arse Whingers boyfriend? Song was a coward and Gervinio took the bait. 7 years and counting for you boys,leave the Trophies like we do for the Big boys, Man u, Man City, Liverpool,Spurs and Chelsea
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Arsenal were terrible and mid-table what a laugh newcastle never got a kick of the ball play like that all season and ye down cant understand wenger thou as arsenal still paying nasri and fabregas wages so he should have played them would have been 5 0 then.
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A see arsenal fans only pick that up different when Gervinio got away with diving against r taylor so in my eyes got wat he had coming to him
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Never a pena, did any of you watch MOTD or sunday supplement? Even they thought tiote caught him and it should of been a pena, tiote should of been sent off, you geordie's are in lala land.whats your thoughts on Barton admitting he cheated and that t*sser Taylor telling the ref it was an elbow? Barton is a thug who should be in jail and Taylor wants banning for a few games for deceiving the ref. Barton is supposed to be hard but a tiny little slap and Joey was crying like a bairn. Cattermole will snap him in two on satSGBS
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Oh just how peacefull it'll be next week when you SMB's crawl back onto your own page and make excuses up.
How long will it take for them to start saying " stop living in the past"? I'll give it two days.
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13 Aug 2011 21:09:21
barton had a canny game.obertan pace to burn with his tricks...i said weeks ago get a small pacy striker in ( bellamy would do ) i know we got nay chance there .a l/b.a decent centre half as over .but we'll have to wait and see ED owt on the transfer front m8 ...geordie tom
{Ed042's Note - Not today mate, matchday.. Pieters should be in by mid week all goes well, as for striker will know more come midweek too, 50/50 to be in for the Sunderland game}
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13 Aug 2011 21:04:22
Anyone know why Marveaux was missing tonight? Have I missed an injury? And if anyone knows why Ba was taken off aswel that would be fantastic :) As for Barton, not condoning what he did, should of just kept out of it, but Gervinho is a diving little sh*t and deserved red carded for his 2 blatant dives alone, never mind the slap, Song should of been off aswel so I dont think the gooners can have to many complaints at how it all finished :) pd
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Marveaux just isn't quite match fit and Ba was just a tactical subsitution.
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What about Bartons blatant dive after the touch by Gervinho. You hypocritic SGB. I now see what the Mackems say about you lot is true.
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Other fans wouldnt call us SGB, you just took smb and changed it round cos you've got no crack of your own. Your a mackem, simple as and your not fooling anyone.
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Thats wwhere you are wrong SGB. Theres plenty of fans jumping on the Joey Barton hate campaign.He will be crucified at The Emirates if he doesnt scuttle away first.
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And Joey Barton will love every minute of it The more stick he gets the better he plays
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13 Aug 2011 20:34:24
wenger said in his interview that arsenal are going to appeal gervinhos red card
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Typical
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Barton will come under scrutiny as well.
Goodbye JB.
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Who care's, it'll make no difference to our next 3 games.
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13 Aug 2011 20:20:42
We desperately need some pace upfront. Loven is useless. If Ashley wastes money on Bendtner then we're done for. Ba needs a skilful pacy striker to play with. We have too many big men and it forces us into playing long balls. Get a decent striker and we can play on the deck - which would suit Cabaye, who will come good if we play to his strengths. Ashley needs to get his wallet out. Even Defoe would be ok - he is exactly the type of player we need. Oh, and a left back because Ryan Taylor is a Championship player at best.
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13 Aug 2011 20:13:51
So many ridiculous posters on this. Barton had a solid game, and will always give 100% for NUFC. Which is why I think he will stay.
But firstly the boy got stamped on which was unpunished. Then Gervinho dived, which infruriated him. He didnt want to lose through them cheating.
So if Joey's a thug and liability for picking someone up, albeit forcefully, what is Song? He was much worse, but is not getting a mention here.
To be honest see if you dont want to get behind what were doing at St James, then just go back to your Sunderland page.
Was impressed with Cabaye and Obertan though, and Gutzy stepped up to the plate. happy with a point. Lets bring in a couple of more players and look forward to next weekend and then the season.
We could be QPR : )
Dave
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Anyone or or any club that employs or defends Barton does not deserve to be taken seriously in a football sense.He is a thug with football boots and should be given a life ban.As the judge who jailed Barton for six months in 2008 described him as carrying out a violent and cowardly act.Alan Pardrew loses all credibility as a human being in trying to defend scum.
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Picked him up a little forcefully? Have yoy seen the look on his face while he was doing it. He lost it. Why cant you Geordies see the obvious? He is a liability to your team and an absolute disgrace to football.
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13 Aug 2011 20:08:53
What's with the Barton bashing? Think he proved today that he would die for the club Looked three times the player Cabaye was (not that I'm writing him off after one game). We're gonna need someone like Barton if we're gonna stay up. Obertan looked decent as well.
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13 Aug 2011 19:55:29
i think the game today has shown how much we need someone who can score goals and as for barton i personally think what he has done is wrong but firstly song is as much as a thug or more than joey and gerviniho dived a number of times and yeh joey was wrong but the fact is gerviniho cant raise his hands at him and deserved to be sent off and for me both of those today did a lot worse things than joey did.
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He is pathetic, a total diver. He said he was punched when he went to ground like a little girl. He did it as he knew what he had done beforehand to deflect the ref. Which he did. He may still have to face the FA on disrepute charges.
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Cant get anything of the FA as he was booked for the incident, plus dont think he did anything wrong tbh
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Yeah agree I could make an hour video montage from last season of players going down like Joey did it's just part of football unfortunately.
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He did nothing wrong other than point out a cheat and let song try and break his leg...if it had been Joey doing that it would taken the riots off the front page
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You what?
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He can face charges of bringing the game into disrepute and many more.
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13 Aug 2011 19:44:46
What do we think then?
Would of took the draw before hand being honest.
But 4 strikers used and not one looked like scoring.
Hopefully get some players in this week. Lambias even says in the programme we need 2-3 players.
Obertan looked a different player. Barton looked like he would run through a brick wall for the Club. But same problem of having nobody upfront to bang a chance away. 17/2 Ameobi first scorer? I'd of given 10/1 on his 1st shot hitting the target
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13 Aug 2011 19:31:15
Barton is a disgrace a total liability, get rid quick.
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So song shouldnt have been sent off?
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Typical Newcastle game, when nothing is clicking on in the team start causing bother. Barton is a bad example for young footballers.
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Apart from a few angry seconds which Ive seen by dozens of other players I thought he was great but you being a mackem wouldnt see it that way
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13 Aug 2011 19:23:09
Bartons a disgrace. Might be able to play but he's such a liability & makes us look like scum.
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13 Aug 2011 19:22:14
im not a gooner,arsenal v newcastle match still playing,i dont know what the result will be,but i hope arsenal win the PROOD TOON where a disgrace today with their behavior,SHAME ON YOU
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So song shouldnt have been sent off? and gerviniho didnt dive at least 3 times?
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Because its our fault how our players perform isn't it? Think before you post please next time fella. Besides the pot shouldn't be calling the kettle black. Can you say De Jong?
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Mackem in here in peace. yes song should of been sent off but so should barton, he raised his hands first when he dragged gervinho up and you do have to admit barton made a meal of it, his dive was worse than gervinhos
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13 Aug 2011 19:14:45
Joey barton is just a thug like his brother
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13 Aug 2011 18:02:17
do I assume Smith's not playing because of injury or lack of match fitness or has Ken Bates seen sense and got his wallet out? :( :( :(
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He wasn't playing because he will get no where near the side this season. He hardly played last year with Guthrie preferred, and Guthrie is average at best.
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13 Aug 2011 12:23:11
sitting here depressed...canceled EPSN...pondering do i get on to them to subscribe...for another season...or do i go for a couple of beers and a stottie ( ham pease pud beetroot ) me fav..the toons on the neet ...have to listen to them rubbishe pundits on sky ( pundicks)...not ganna go into who'll be playing later... need cheering up so its gotta be HOWAY THE LADS...DE US PROUD... lets gan oot beat the gooners show all the piss takers we mean business...to all you lot lucky to get to the match enjoy get behind the lads take the roof SJP...geordie tom
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If u have all the sky sports and then u re order espn u get 3 months free, i have just done it, howay the lads
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Already done it m8 cheers ...HTL....ENJOY THE MATCH
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13 Aug 2011 10:35:16
What part of '' I WONT SIGN'' and '' I WANT TO LEAVE SOON'' did Puppet Pardew not understand? So our left back does a shoot on the eve of the season. Wake up Puppet and tell your Fat Mate and the Clown in the sunglasses that WE NEED a decent left back in as soon as poss
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Lol well said
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13 Aug 2011 10:15:39
cabaye marveaux abeid better than what has gone how do you know this how many people been to france to watch them play abeid never even played in 2nd division never mind top flight in france. think everyone are hoping they are as good as tiote and potential shown in the few games by ben arfa. if not then a hard season will follow as for todays game ye need to pick something up from an understrength arsenal.
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Are you physic
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13 Aug 2011 09:34:15
Team for today should be 4411:
Krul
Simpson
Colocinni
S.Taylor
Gutierrez
Obertan
Barton
Tiote
Marveaux
Cabaye
Ba
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Krul
simpson williamso colo taylor
tiote
obertan barton cabaye maverix
ba
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Krul
guti (s)taylor colo simpson
cabaye tiote
obertan marveau
vuckic
Ba
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13 Aug 2011 04:12:49
i think it was amazing how well the likes of teams like blackpool, wba, wigan, newcastle etc did last season, didnt really spend alot, i think it will be funny this season when u get the teams that havent spent alont hang in there and the teams that have spent a fortune end up sacking there managers cos they arent performing.AP isnt doing so bad, mid table last season and probs mid this season but, we didnt spend anything yet, cant complain as a geordie really
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12 Aug 2011 23:53:14
Just seen the squad numbers and I didn't know we had given out the number 9 shirt. When did this happen I never heard of him?
1. Steve Harper
2. Fabricio Coloccini
3.
4. Yohan Cabaye
5. Danny Simpson
6. Mike Williamson
7. Joey Barton
8. Danny Guthrie
9. Under Soil Heating
10. Hatem Ben Arfa
11. Peter Lovenkrands
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13. Mehdi Abeid
14. James Perch
15. Dan Gosling
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Haha lol lmao rofl.........Narrr
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Haha, that is the funniest thing anyone has put on this site in weeks.
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Heard he's good at warming the place up.....i'll get my coat.
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Number 12 is an ex sinnger fron blackpool Grassy Fields
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Pardew says the new number nine will get bums on seats, and warm the team up.
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12 Aug 2011 20:27:35
what are your predictions? mine is the following
1. chealsea
2.man utd
3.man city
4.liverpool
5.arsenal
6.sprus
7.stoke
8.villa
9.sunderland(scum)
10.us(toon)
11.bolton
12.everton
13.fulham
14.wba
15.QPR
16.wolves
17.blackburn
18.wigan
19.swansea
20.norwich
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1. Man Utd
2. Chelsea
3. Liverpool
4. Man City
5. Arsenal
6. Tottenham
7. Stoke
8. Everton
9. Aston Villa
10. Newcastle
11. Sunderland
12. Fulham
13. WBA
14. Bolton
15. Wolves
16. Norwich
17. Wigan
18. Q.P.R
19. Blackburn
20. Swansea
Psycho
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It's abit hard to make predictions at this time.
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Summer autumn winter and spring
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You guess the points and goal difference aswell. lol. seriously though bit early though. However i agree with the second persons relegation candidates.
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